Let's see...what would you like to know about me?

Well, I'm a chronic retail professional with a passion for writing.

I wrote a lot of Lord of the Rings stories in college, and I'm pretty sure they're still posted here (been a while since I checked...the old username is either Yuggster or ThousandFreckles, I can't remember which...some of them are all right but others...well...there's a reason I haven't checked on them in a few years).

Let's see...my current job is technically "customer service associate" but actually "jack of all trades". It's a small store, and everyone pretty much does everything. My responsibilities can range from receiving freight to cleaning the bathroom, from ringing transactions to setting new sales plans. But my real dream is, and always has been, to write.

I've been writing ever since I was five (very first story was "Mary and the Animals"), so I'm really enjoying coming back here. I have a BA in English, with a focus on fantasy literature, and I am pretty much constantly working on one novel or another.

Now, if I'm ever going to finish and publish anything is another story.

Otherwise...well, I got my first PS2 about four years ago, and with it was introduced to the world of Ratchet and Clank and Sly Cooper, and I've loved it there ever since. So those and some of the classic LucasArts series (mostly Monkey Island) are what I'm going to be focusing on.

I have played every Ratchet and Clank game, and beaten everything but the PSP ports (haven't played Secret Agent Clank long enough, and the last boss fight on Size Matters gives me fits). I've also read the comic...come on, don't give me that look, I'm not THAT obsessed!

If you see grammar or spelling errors, please feel free to point them out. My beta reader is my husband, but we still miss things between the two of us.

Other than that...yeah. Hope to see you soon!

Works in Progress:

Sly Cooper and the Treasure of Monkey Island: When Sly tries to steal an artifact from an infamous pirate he gets more than he bargained for when the artifact sends him and Carmelita to a strange world. Now he’s trapped in a human body and has to rely on his new friends, Guybrush and Elaine Threepwood, to set things right before the change becomes permanent. (Sly Cooper and Monkey Island crossover)

Hallucinations of Grandeur: When Ratchet falls dangerously ill, Clank brings him to Apogee Station to rest and recuperate. Unfortunately, a bad batch of Qwark's (in)famous flue relief causes the lombax to hallucinate. Can Clank and Talwyn save their sleepwalking friend before he accidentally blows the station to pieces?

Recently Finished:

For Balance Information, Press or Say One: Ratchet gets an unexpected message as he prepares to set off for the Breegus system. At least now he knows Clank is still alive...who else could be making random deposits to their joint bolt account?