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since: 05-01-03, id: 378484
Author has written 5 stories for Lord of the Rings.

I will write a fic, I will write a fic, I will write a fic, I will write a fic!

Name: Emily
Age: Mental? 19
Hair colour: Yes I am blonde, but smart too!

Loves:Legolas (just like the rest of the world)! Oh and I have now developed crushes on Faramir (David Whenam) and Simon Pegg. And not forgetting my cinema buddy Emma the one obsessed with Queen.

Hates: Rings that look like they will fit but get stuck when you try them on and Harry Potter (I'm going to get lynched mobbed for that)!

Music: I love anything from Blink 182 to Metallica. At the mo am going through a total hyper Muse stage!Oh and let us all rejoice in the wonders of the almighty Feeder and his majesty Grant!

Funniest moment: When I fell in a fountain at the local shopping centre.

Stupidest Moment: When I fell in a fountain at the local shopping centre.

Address: Me comes from Kentish Land, England, U.K, the Universe.

Also loves: My Doggy and my dear Horse (not a real horse, can you imagine me owning a horse!) who i will love for all eternity.

17th Jan - Oh I have a fic now! Yay! It was written with my older brother who has a very British and strange sense of humour!

9th June - Are you Sure we are Related is over! Noooooooooooo. Now time to let the rabid plot bunny out. We were thinking 'The Adventures of Emily and George' set in Middle-earth after the War of the Ring. Would like to know what you thnk so please email me!

26th The sequel is in flow! Yay! Kai is a celeb! I am plastered (Still celebrating the fact that I have left school!)

18th Sept - Dude! College is immense! The third sequel is rolling!

Sometime in February - Um it is 1am and I'm bored! We are on a the fourth in the trilogy (figure?)! YAY!

September 5th 2007 - I have just done something really stupid. While slightly intoxicated I posted a prologue of the fifth in the related stories. There isn't even a plot for a fifth! Oh lord what have I started?!

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1. Keeping up with the relations » reviews
What happened next? Emily and George back for more and of course Legolas and other favourites including Kai!
Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-8-07 - Published: 9-4-07
2. Do we have to be Related? » reviews
The fourth in the trilogy! With Emily dead and George missing what is Legolas to do with triplets and a best friend named Kai to look after.
Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,387 - Reviews: 87 - Updated: 7-18-05 - Published: 1-26-05
3. Unfortunately We're Still Related » reviews
Things fall off the straight and narrow in Rohan. Only two brave knights can save the day. Unfortunately Emily and George will have to do! COMPLETE
Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,298 - Reviews: 126 - Updated: 1-11-05 - Published: 9-3-04
4. Apparently we are related! » reviews
Emily and George are back! The two teens find their journey to the wedding of two favourites takes a turn for the worst but much more humorous.Complete
Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,306 - Reviews: 81 - Updated: 8-17-04 - Published: 6-13-04
5. Are you sure we are related? » reviews
A beautiful girl falls into Middle-earth - heard it before? Except she is one of the most annoying people in the world. Oh and her sarcy older brother also decides to join her! Written by a brother and sister who got left without supervision. Complete
Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 53,881 - Reviews: 140 - Updated: 6-7-04 - Published: 1-17-04
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