Hello everybody! I'm Magma Red, (as the pen name told you) and I live to write! :D As well as to play Minecraft, Skyrim, and FF & FFC. If you leave a hateful review on one of my stories, I will just smile, amused, and think: Hater. Why? Because there are a lot more people who like my stories, so if one person hates them, that does not mean I should get down because of it. Not everyone will love me in my life, and I will accept that. You'll have to answer to my Father in Heaven for why you hated his child.

My friends on FanFiction:

Chidori Minami (I call them "Chi-Chan")

Greywing44 (I call them "Wing")

Icy Metal and Frost Blue Roses (Do not have nickname yet.)

My Favorite Characters

Fossil Fighters: Doctor Diggins

Fossil Fighters Champions: Joe Wildwest (He's so much fun to torment XD)

Skyrim: Serana (or however you spell her name. ; )

Minecraft:...Well, there's no characters to really be a fan of.

My OC's:

Red Ranger: Fossil Fighters/Fossil Fighters Champions

Gender: Male

Age: 11

Apperance: A bit tall for his age, deep blue eyes, dark gray hair, musclar, nice smile, and tanned skin.

Personality: Very good hearted kid with lots of potenial for greatness, a very lovable person, will help anyone without asking for anything in return as long as their intentions are good. Loyal to the one he loves, in other words, with not try to impress other girls and will not act like he is trying to. He's a bit of an idiot at times, but he's a smart kid with good manners; very polite, smiles often and will obey his parents. Is completely loyal to his friends, will keep a secret when entrusted with it,will not abuse trust or friendship. Stands up for those who can't, and forgives his enemies.

History: Born in a small town with a weak heart, but still became a good athlete as he got bigger. At the age of five he was shot by a bank robber, putting him into a coma for a week and turning his hair dark grey. Was saved by a person who's identity is unknown, due to them giving the doctors a machine that healed his wound, and even his heart, making it strong. Lived a peaceful life until his aunt, ungle and two cousins were coming to live with him and his parents, making him runaway to become a Fossil Fighter.

Skills: Beginner lock picker, amazing Fossil Fighter, fast runner, good at soccer, know self defence.

Family: Mom and Dad, aunts and uncles, two cousins, and grand parents.

Friends: Rosie (girlfriend), Todd (bro) Rupert, Pauleen, Xavia, Joe, Sarisa, Holt, Raptin, Duna, King Dynal, Dr. Diggins, Zeke and Mary.

Vivosaur Team:

Air Strike: A super evolved Spinax that's a bit...dence at times.

Cloud Cover: Shanshan with a sliver foot fossil, kind and acts a bit motherly at times.

Flamethrower: An S-Raptor with a silver head fossil. Very smart, knows many random things.

Xavia Adven: From Red, the Kid of Adventure

Gender: Female

Age: 11

Apperance: Hair as black as a starless night that falls to the small of her back, but is always pulled into a pony tail with the bangs covering the outer half of the left side of her face and left eye. Has deep brown eyes with flecks of gold in them, freckles dusted across the bridge of her nose, and full red lips.

Personality: A bit rude and cold shouldered, but has a brilliant mind. Will make dry and sarcastic remarks, will explode at people who annoy her, (by punching them in the face, thus breaking their nose). She will not give trust easily, but will stand by anyone who has it. Loves only her friend Sarisa, will do what ever she says with no question, and would willing die a long, horrid death to save her. Has no interest in dating, and will beat up anyone who flirts with her.

History: Her parents were killed when she was six, and she suffered greatly after that. Sarisa found her, giving her the love she need. After that, she gave Sarisa her love, vowing to never let anything come between them, and to protect Sarisa.

Skills: Master of every form of self defence, incrediably smart, pracctically impossible to defeat in any way.

Family: Parker (older brother and gaurdian)

Friends: Sarisa

If you have read my fan fiction Red, the Kid of Adventure then you are aware of how Xavia and Sarisa became close.

Now, during the beginning of that time, Xavia never spoke or made a sound, she communicated through writing.

One day, a Psychologist came and met Xavia, hoping to help her through the mental state she was in, so he asked her to write a poem of her thoughts.

This is what she wrote:

Every Time I Look in the Mirror

Every Time I Look in the Mirror, all I see is my ugly, horrid little self.

I see the eyes of my father and my mother's face staring,

And I want to smash the mirror.

It's my fault they died, isn't it?

They died grieving for me, so if I wasn't close to them, they wouldn't have died.

I know I'm cursed.

I'm a perfect fifty-fifty of them, so I always see them when I look at my reflection.

And each time, my heart breaks more.

Every Time I Look in the Mirror, all I see is my ugly, horrid little self.

All my life people have told me I a pretty girl, but that's not true.

On the inside, I'm a tar pit.

It's dark and bottomless, and if people get close to me, they die.

I can never go near anyone because I'll hurt them.

So why do people come near me?

Every Time I Look in the Mirror, all I see is my ugly, horrid little self.

My heart has been broken since the day of my parent's death.

People have tried to mend it, but why?

I've done so many horrible things, I don't deserve that.

And each time, the person dies.

So, what they repaired shatters, and it never gets whole again.

Every Time I Look in the Mirror, all I see is my ugly, horrid little self.

At night, I never sleep.

I doze.

But, even then, I can't escape them.

The Nightmares.

I see The Shadows.

They surround me, and enclose.

But I can't wake.

That makes them mad.

So instead I scream.

I scream, and scream, and scream...

But no one comes.

I'm alone in the darkness.

The Shadows let me wake, and I see it's still dark.

So I cry, knowing they're still there and watching.

Every Time I Look in the mirror, all I see is my ugly, horrid little self.

I don't understand.

Why do people want to hurt me?

I know I've done bad thing and that I deserve it, but why?

Can't they just ignore me?

Can't they just leave me alone?

Can't they leave me to my own misery?

And...what about the people who get close to me?

Why do they want to hurt me?

Don't they understand?

Everyone who gets close to me always dies...

And it's always my fault.

Every Time I Look in the Mirror, all I see is my ugly, horrid little self.

Why do these people lie to me?

Why do they act nice?

Don't they see?

Don't they see that I'm a horrible person?

They tell me I'm sweet.

They tell me I'm pretty.

They tell me I'm strong.

They tell me I'm smart.

Why do they lie?

Can't they understand that I'm a gorgon?

A weakling?

A cretin?

A monster?

Every Time I Look in the Mirror, all I see is my ugly, horrid little self.

Why doesn't anyone listen when I tell the truth?

I say I'm a monster, but do they listen?

No.

They say I'm wrong.

Why?

I've hurt so many people, don't they understand that?

I want to die.

I want to die the death I deserve.

But they don't want me to.

Why?

I've done nothing to deserve this kindness they give me.

I hate myself, because I'll end up hurting them.

Every Time I Look in the Mirror, all I see is my ugly, horrid little self.

I want to curl up in a dark corner.

I want to detach myself from the world.

I'm a curse on this plain of existence.

A worthless scrap of matter.

Someone who should have never existed.

I want to leave so I won't hurt anyone, but they don't let me.

They don't want me to.

Do they just want me as a weapon?

To abuse how I feel so they can be powerful?

WHY DO PEOPLE WANT TO HURT ME?!

I DIDN'T WANT TO HURT ANYONE!

ISN'T ENOUGH THAT I CAN'T EVEN SLEEP AT NIGHT?!

ISN'T IS ENOUGH THAT I SEE THE FACES OF DEAD PEOPLE AND HEAR THEIR SHRIEKS OF DEAD AND WAILS OF PAIN?!

Isn't it enough that I hate myself so much it should have killed me?

Every Time I Look in the Mirror, all I see is my ugly, horrid little self.

No one listens.

No one hears me.

They like to hear me scream.

To hear my pain and fear.

To know I have no one, no where.

That I have no safe place.

They want to hear my screams and wails.

That's why they blame me.

They know I'm a horrible person, so they remind me.

My screams are their music.

Every Time I Look in the Mirror...

...All I see is a living curse.

-Xavia Adven

FAVORITE PAIRINGS

RedXRosie

HoltXOC

Dr.DigginsXWendy

RupertXDina

ToddXPauleen

JoeXOC

RaptinXDuna

StellaXKent

...Uh... That's all I got... :/

READ MY FANFICS!

Hmmm...

What else...?

Something random (WIP)

1. Xavia

2. Rupert

3. Red

4. Todd

5. Pauleen

6. Rosie

7. Joe

8. Sarisa

9. Holt

10. Duna

11. Raptin

12. King Dynal

1) Have you ever written about ten/six? (Have you ever written about Rosie/Duna) In a love triangle with Red, so yeah.

2) Do you think number five is hot?(Do you think Pauleen is hot?) She's not hot, she's adorable. :D

3) What would happen if twelve and seven started going out? (Whet would happen if King Dynal and Joe started going out?) NO. Just...JUST NO.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? (Can you recall any fics about Holt?) Uhm...By himself, no, but he's in a lot of stories.

5) Do one and eight make a good couple? (Do Xavia and Sarisa make a good couple?) No. They have a sisterly relationship with each other - at some points Sarisa's a bit more motherly - but, no. They great friends though! :D

6) Two/six or two/ten? (Rupert/Rosie or Rupert/Duna?) Neither. Rupert's only got eyes for Xavia.

7) What would happen if two walked in on eleven and five making out? (What would happen if Rupert walked in on Raptin and Pauleen making out?) He'd freeze, stand there awkwardly, then freak out, followed by fainting.

8) Would four/one make a good story? (Would Todd/Xavia make a good story?) Not a slash story, but Todd would mess with one of Xavia's inventions, sending him and her to another universe where they have to get back kinda story.

9) Is there such thing as five/seven fluff? (Is there such a thing as Joe/Pauleen fluff?) NO. Joe would have to be thirteen years younger for that to have a chance of working, but Pauleen loves Todd, so that still wouldn't work.

10) Suggest a title for a four/two hurt/comfort short story? (Suggest a title for a Todd/Rupert hurt/comfort short story?) Uhm...I guess Todd finds out a sad story from Rupert's past before him and his father started getting along maybe? So...a good title would probably be "Memories Best Left Forgotten".

11) Do any of your friends write stories about two? (Do any of your friends write stories about Rupert?) Yep! :D Chi-Chan wrote a one-shot with him in it!

12. Do any of your friends write or draw eleven? (Do any of your friends draw Raptin?) I don't know. But I have acquaintances who do.

13) Would any of your friends write a short story about two/seven/three? (Would any of your friends write a short story about Rupert/Joe/Red?) Um...Maybe. Not too sure. -3-

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? (If you wrote a Song-fic about Sarisa, what song would you choose?) Well, probably either Hold Me, Walkin' on Sunshine, or that one that goes like: "And a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down".

15) If you had a theme song for two, what might it be? (If you had a theme song for Rupert, what might it be?) Probably Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Greenday. Except for that one word...

16) If you wrote a nine/three/one short story, what would the warning be? (If you wrote a Holt/Red/Xavia short story, what would the warning be?) WARNING: Lots of pwning bad guys, epic self defence moves, bros hugging, and randomness. It is advised that you wear 'Epicness Shielding Glasses' to keep you from being blinded by this story. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED...

17) 2 and 1 are in a happy relationship until 2 runs off with 3. After 10 dumps 4 for 11, 4 gets upset and retaliates by dating 7. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search for a friend. Finally, 1 meets 8 and 6. The three loners meet 12, who tells each of them to look for love. 8 finds 3, 1 gets 5, but now 2 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 10 and 9. (Rupert and Xavia are happy in a relationship until Rupert runs off with Red. After Duna dumps Todd for Raptin, Todd gets upset and retaliates by dating Joe. Alone and broken-hearted, Xavia travels in search for a friend. Finally, Xavia meets Sarisa and Rosie. The three loners meet King Dynal, who tells each of them to look for love. Sarisa finds Red, Xavia gets Pauleen, but now Rupert is stuck in a never ending love triangle with Duna and Holt.) Oh dear goodness...Firstly, Rupert would NEVER dump Xavia, especially since he truly loves her and he'd hate himself if he hurt her, and Red and Rosie are in love, Duna and Raptin are already a couple, Todd and Pauleen love each other, Sarisa is the apple of Joe's eye, and Holt is forever alone in this case.

18) What would be a good title for this? One Messed Up Dream

19) How would you feel if two/one was canon? (How would you feel if Rupert/Xavia was canon?) Uhm...I'm not entirely sure what you mean by 'canon' but if you mean an official couple, then, I would be a happy child. :D

20) 4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, 2, 10, or 7? (Todd jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, Rupert, Duna, or Joe?) I'm positive I could hold my own against Todd, but Duna would come rescue me I guess. Then, we'd go get cupcakes. :3 But, Joe would be cooler, 'cause then I'd get to hug him, he'd hug me back, we'd stand there for a bit, then I'd take his hat and get away on my Coatlus.

21) 9 murders 2's best friend. What does 2 do to get back? (Holt murder's Rupert's best friend. What does Rupert do to get back?) Well, Rupert's best friend would probably be Xavia, and she could take Holt down fast than a human can blink, so Rupert would probably yell at him for trying to hurt Xavia.

22) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 stand a chance? (Everyone gangs up on Red. Does he stand a chance?) Yep! He'd take down the guys, but he can't hit Todd, so he'd paralyze him, do the same with the gals since he just can't hit a girl, but then he'd have to go against Xavia, in which he'd get PWNED.

23) Everyone is invited to 2 and 9's wedding except for 8. How does 8 react? (Everyone is invited to Rupert and Holt's wedding except for Sarisa. How does Sarisa react?) Okay, first of all, NO. JUST, NO. And, again, Rupert only has eyes for Xavia, but Sarisa wouldn't be bothered. She'd stay home and read a book. :D

24) 5 and 9 get drunk and end up at your house. What happens? (Pauleen and Holt get drunk and end up at your house. What happens?) I wait till they pass out, take them outside and duck tape them to the wall, then draw on their faces with a sharpie, take pictures and then text them to all my pals.

25) 3 has to marry either 8, 4, or 1. Who does 3 choose? (Red has to marry either Sarisa, Todd, or Xavia. Who does he choose?) None of them. He marries Rosie instead.

26) What is your reason to kill 5? (What is your reason to kill Pauleen?) I don't have one, so I won't.

27)You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? (You had a haircut and Joe can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?) Well, I'd be fangirling over it, then realize he thinks I'm a stalker since I'd get my hair cut to look just like his.

28)Number 8 thinks they'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell them? (Sarisa thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?) I'd tell her to march right up to Joe, give him a great big kiss on the lips, then walk off, and a few hours later, call him and ask him out on a date.

29)You spot 10 kissing number 1. How do you react? (You spot Duna kissing Xavia. How do you react?) NO. JUST, NO. So, if by some miracle that did happen, I'd throw up.

30)Could 1 and 2 be soulmates? (Could Xavia and Rupert be soul mates?) YEEEEEES! :D :D :D :D :D YES, YES, YES, YEEEEES! :D :D :D :D They'd look so FREAKIN' ADORABLE TOGETHER! X3

31) 4 announced they're going to marry 9 tomorrow? (Todd announced they're going to marry Holt tomorrow?) Holt would not agree, and NO.

32) What do 6 and 7 have in common? (What do Rosie and Joe have in common?) They're both rich, Fossil Fighters, and...hm...

33) All of the sudden, 2 and 8 get into a fist fight! Who’ll win? (All of a sudden, Rupert and Sarisa get into a fist fight! Who'll win?) But...but...Why? Why would they get into a fist fight?! *starts crying*

34) Seven kidnaps two, and demands something from five for two’s release. What does seven demand? (Joe kidnaps Rupert, and demands something from Pauleen for Rupert's release. What does Joe demand?) Hm...I got nothin'. :/

35) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger, and only one of them can live. Which one is it? (Rosie and Xavia are in mortal danger, and only one of them can live. Which one is it?) Both. Xavia would pull out this super awesomely epic gadget that'd get both of them outta there.

36) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens? (Todd invites Red and Sarisa to dinner at his house. What happens?) Well, Red and Todd live together, so Red would make an AMAZING meal, Sarisa would come over, they'd eat, chat, Sarisa would thank them for the food and for having her over, then go home, allowing Red and Todd then to do something fun, but stupid.

37) You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6? (You need to stay at a friend's house for the night. Do you choose Xavia or Rosie?) XAVIA! :D She's got a vacation house, cabin on a wooded mountain, a HUUUUGE estate, beach house, and a house that's in a giant tree! :D :D :D

38) 2 and 7 are making out. 5 walks in...Their reaction? (Rupert and Joe are making out. Pauleen walks in...her reaction?) NO, NO, NO, NO. JUST NO.

39) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose? (You get to meet Xavia or Rosie. Who would you choose?) XAVIA! She's so epically awesome! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

40) 9 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go? (Holt gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?) Everyone falls asleep. Including him.

41) 1 is trapped in a cave. 5 comes to rescue them. What happens?(Xavia is trapped in a cave. Pauleen comes to rescue her. What happens?) Pauleen gets stuck and Xavia saves her, only to have Pauleen find out Xavia was collecting rocks for analysis from the cave and was perfectly fine. They then agree it never happened.

42) 4,6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens? (Todd, Rosie, and Joe are doing the Hokey-Pokey. Sarisa walks in. What happens?) She gladly joins them. :D

43) 8 and 5 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do? (Sarisa and Pauleen go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?) They use their knowledge to get edible food.

44) 1, 3, 6, 7, and 9 are wearing dresses. How does 2, 4, 5 and 8 react? (Xavia, Red, Rosie, Joe, and Holt are all wearing dresses. How does Rupert, Todd, Pauleen and Sarisa react?) Well, Rupert would be obsessing over Xavia and laughing at Red, Joe and Holt, Todd and Pauleen would be laughing at the guys, Sarisa would ignore everyone and give Xavia a death hug while squealing "YOU'RE SO ADORABLE!" and Red would be ignoring everyone and giving Rosie a hug because he thinks she's so cute. :3

45) What would you do if Number 1 woke you in the middle of the night? (What would you do if Xavia woke you up in the middle of the night?) Well, she'd probably be up due to nightmares, so I'd get Sarisa.

46) Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow? (Todd announced he's going to marry Holt tomorrow?) TODD! What about Pauleen?! And Holt would not agree to that.

47) Number 5 cooked you dinner? (Pauleen cooked you dinner?) YAY! I get to try Digadig food! :D :D :D

48) Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? (Rosie was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?) I'd take a picture and send it to Red, who would then come over and watch her while she sleeps.

49) Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? Joe suddenly confessed to be part of your family?) NOOOOOO! If he's part of my family I can't mar-- er, I mean...Yay! I'd take Ptera and scare my annoying classmates.

50) Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? (Sarisa got into the hospital somehow?) Well, duh, she works there. :P

51) Number 9 made fun of your friends? (Holt made fun of your friends?) KICK 'EM WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE.

52) Number 10 ignored you all the time? (Duna ignored you all the time?) She's probably spending a lot of time with Raptin.

53) You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? (You're on a vacation with Rupert and manage to break your leg. What does Rupert do?) Gets out one of his vivos that has healing ablities.

54) It's your birthday. What does 3 get you? (It's your birthday. What does Red get you?) HE MAKES ME A TASTY CAKE. That is NOT a lie! :D

55) You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? (You're stuck in a house that on fire. What does Todd do?) Uses his vivos to get us out.

56) You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? (You're about to do something that'll make you extremely embarrassed. What will Pauleen do?) Talk me out of it.

57) You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction? (You're about to marry Duna. What's Xavia's reaction?) She wakes me up from the nightmare.

58) You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? (You get dumped by someone. How will Joe cheer you up?) RIDE ON PTERA. 8D

59) You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? (You compete in a tournament. How does Holt support you?) FAN CLUB!

60) You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? (You can't stop laughing. What will Duna do?) Look at me like I'm crazy, or wonder what just went through my mind.

61) Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? (Xavia is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?) Guilt from the terrible past I gave her.

62) Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9. (Rupert tells you about his deeply hidden love for Holt.)I wake up screaming "NO!"

63) You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along? (You're dating Red and he introduces you to his parents. Would you get along?) I get to date Red?! :D That's awesome! And yes, we would get along. :D

64) Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean? (Todd loves Holt as well. What does that mean?) I ate popcorn before bed. It gives me the most messed up dreams...

65) Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? (Will Pauleen and Rosie ever kiss?) NO. NO. NO. NO.

66) Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what? (Holt is too shy to face you and confesses his love by sending an email. Now what?) I introduce him to Sinauria. XD

67) You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking? (You notice that Red and Todd have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?) WII SPORTS RESORT TORNAMENT! :D ...I want in! D:

68) Would 2 trust 5? (Would Rupert trust Pauleen?) Yep! :D

IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here is how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool

Opening Credits: "King of Anything" by Sara Bareilles (Not bad.)

Waking Up: "It's a Beautiful Day" by Michael Buble (Wow. This is perfect! :D)

First Day at School: "Firework" by Katy Perry (The perfect song for going into a situation like this! :D You're making me proud, iPod!)

Making Your New Best Friend: "Home" by Phillip Phillip (Seriously...This is going great!)

Falling In Love: "I Think I Love You" by The Partidge Family (...I think my iPod knows what's going on.)

Breaking Up: "The Harold Song" by Ke$ha (Minus the "I miss your white sheets",that's...this is getting creepy.)

Prom: "All for Love" by Bryan Adams (...My iPod can read minds. ._.')

Graduation: "Breakaway" by Kelly Clarkson (PERFECT! :D)

Life's Okay: "Soak Up the Sun" by Sheryl Crow (I'm staring to wonder how to react to these...)

Death Of A Close Friend: "If I Die Young" by The Band Perry (This is just spooky...)

Mental Breakdown: "What's My Age Again?" by Blink-182 (...Seriously. Spooky...)

Driving: "Life Is a Highway" from Cars (...I'm about to freak out.)

Wedding Scene:"Wanted" by Hunter Hayes (LOVE THIS SONG! :D :D :D)

Car Accident: (slow motion) "Leaving Earth" from Mass Effect 3 (Again, all it requires is slow mo.)

Final Battle:"Revenge" by TryHardNinja (YEEEEES! :D :D :D :D :D :D)

Death Scene: "I'm Already There" by Lonestar (I would at this point...If I wasn't dying.)

Funeral Song:"A Thousand Years" feat. The Piano Guys (...My iPod is creeping me out...)

End Credits: "100 Years" by Five for Fighting (I love this song... :'( )

Your Guy Side!

You love hoodies. THEY'RE AWESOME!
You love jeans. I actually prefer cargo pants, but yeah.
Dogs are better than cats. YES! But you do have to admit, cats are funny.
It's hilarious when people get hurt. YEAH DAWG! XD
You've played with/against boys on a team. Once in elementry school.
Shopping is torture. AMEN TO THAT!
Sad movies suck. They're th' worst.
You own/ed an XBox. ...Does using my brother's count?
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. A bit I think...
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. No. BUT IT'S FUN TA WATCH THINGS BURN!
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. Yup! :D
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. I hated them. :P
You watch sports on TV. Nah, I'm not inta them...
Gory movies are cool. Depends on the amount of gore.
You go to your dad for advice. Nope.
You own like a trillion baseball caps. Does 5 count?
You like going to high school football games. NO! My school's football team stinks...LIKE THEIR SWEATY SOCKS!
You used to/do collect baseball/football cards. No.
Baggy pants are cool to wear. THA COOLEST!
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. Agreed.
Green, black, blue, red, or silver are one of your favorite colors. YES! RED AND BLACK!
You love to go crazy and not care what people think. INSANE PEOPLE ARE THE MOST AWESOME! So, yes. :D
Sports are fun. No.
Talk with food in your mouth. All the time.
Sleep with your socks on at night. No.

TOTAL: 16/25

Your Girl Side!

You wear lip gloss/chapstick. NO.
You love to shop. NO!
You wear eyeliner. Waste'a money.
You wear the color pink. I HATE THAT COLOR!
Go to your mom for advice. No.
You consider cheerleading a sport. Cheerleading is pointless. As my brother told me, THE BAND PROVIDES ALL THE SCHOOL SPIRIT! (No offence to any cheerleaders 'course...)
You hate wearing the color black. It's actually a preffred color.
You like hanging out at the mall. Malls are pointless.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. Waste of time and money.
You like wearing jewelry. WASTE OF MONEY.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. I HATE SKIRTS! DEATH TO THEM ALL!
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?! DIE OF BOREDOM?!
You hate like the movie Star Wars. No.
You were in gymnastics/dance. Only 'cause my mom forced me, and I hated it.
It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. NO.
You smile a lot more than you should. Only when I'm plottin' torment fer my characters. :)
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. No.
You care about what you look like. I don't think it's possible that I could care less...
You like wearing dresses when you can. NO.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.Can't. It irritates my skin.
You love the movies. Not really. I don't watch TV much.
Used to play with dolls as a little kid. NO.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. Waste of time and money.
Like being the star of everything. I'm more of a "creep people out from a distance" person.

TOTAL: 1/24

Can someone say "MAJOR TOMBOY" much?

Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!!

Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!!

Boys: can't live with 'em, and it's illegal to shoot 'em.

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!"

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

It's always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch as the world wonders how you did it.

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them (and I know a few).

He who laughs last thinks the slowest.

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gurgle.

If we can put one man on the moon, why can't we put them all there?

If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk.

There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Just because you're not paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am.

Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

Normal people worry me.

The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

"I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down."

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

Tell the truth and run.

Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.

Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense.

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.

If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.

Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

When angry, count to ten. When very angry, swear.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.

Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

I blame my attitude on videogames

There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face

Tired of living and scared of dying

Scared to remember, terrified to forget

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable.

Boys are like skateboards, they can go fast but usually there pretty slow.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls.

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

What?

Did you expect me to be that horrible thing called NORMAL?!

HA! HAHAHA!!! What a laugh, I'm anything but normal! After all, insanity doesn't just run in my blood.

It hops, jumps, skips, strolls, jogs, cartwheels, flys, drives, swims and occasionally pogo-sticks. :D

Some people say that there is such a thing as too much of a good thing.

Well, they're right.

Take polar bear liver for example. If you eat a teaspoon of it, you will die from Vitamin A poisoning.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you" In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" Now you have two choices 1) repost and show you care 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Bieber above the skyscraper about to jump; copy and paste this to your profile if you're the 1% who would stand there with popcorn yelling, "Do a backflip!" Whoo hooo!!!!!!!!!!!

If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with FanFiction copy this into your profile.

If you zone out during the day imagining that same dream continuing on then copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like these copy and paste thingies then paste this on your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If FanFiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you are forever alone and proud, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are insane and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you hate child abuse and wish you could make it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile.

Person 1: Hey, wanna hear a joke?

Person 2: Okay!

Person 1: A man walks into a bar. What is the first thing he says?

Person 2: Gimme a beer?

Person 1: No. He says "Ow."

Female

Fe=Iron

Male=man

Thus,

Female=Iron Man

Face it, girls are just that awesome.

A trucker walks into a dinner. He goes up to the counter and orders: A soda, a hamburger, and a slice of apple pie. Just as he is about to eat his lunch, three bikers drive up and walk into the dinner. One of the bikers walks over and grabs the hamburger, he then proceeds to take a huge bite out of it, the second guzzles down his soda, and the third eats his apple pie. The trucker doesn't say anything to the bikers, he just gets up with a shrug, pays his bill and leaves. After he's driven away, the bikers congratulate each other on being so bad. "He ain't much of a man, is he?" one of the bikers snicker. The cashier, who overheard them, pauses and looks over at them from the front counter. "He's not much of a driver either. He just backed his eighteen wheeler over three motorcycles."

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

Repost this if you truly believe in God.If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this in your profile, and DON'T IGNORE THIS because in the Bible it says, "If you deny me on Earth, I will deny you in front of my Father at the Gates of Heaven."

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

If Jesus is your savior, copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-six percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile

I imagine a world...

Where there are large, peaceful forests...

Where there are beautiful ocean with white beaches...

Where the mountains are capped with snow...

Where valleys are vast, and take your breath away...

Where plains are filled with wildflowers and sunlight...

Where in the autumn, the leaves ride the crisp air...

Where in the summer, the temperature is just right...

Where in the spring, you can actually see true love blossom...

Where in the winter, snow always blankets the ground...

Where there are no criminals...

Where no one is oppressed...

Where anyone can travel and live as they wish...

Where adventure awaits around every corner...

Where there are treasures waiting to be found...

Where enchanted weapons wait for a hero to claim them...

Where the crops grow large and prosperous...

Where people make make their homes out of trees, with out cutting them down...

Where the only poor people are the ones who doubt themselves...

Where the only rich people are the ones who have prospered in life, using their own hands...

Where wizards and ghosts are friendly...

Where dragons tell stories from long forgotten ages...

Where libraries are filled with nothing but books of knowledge...

Where cities are proud and full of friendly people...

Where the animals have no fear of humans...

Where mosquitoes, poisonous spiders, and poisonous snakes don't exist...

Where everything is powered by imagination...

Where people can spread wings and fly...

Where a person can dream how they wish, and for what they wish...

Where people are judged by their personality...

Then accepted, nonetheless...

Where Christmas does have magic and miracles...

Where a person can stand still, and feel space and time moving around them...

Where the sunsets are so beautiful, people don't leave until it's over...

Where the stars create and entire clear, sparkling sea of diamonds, not blocked by anything...

Where shooting stars do grant wishes...

Where the only worry in life is what to do next...

Where the flowers and roses have sweet scents...

Where the only limit is a person's imagination...

Where a person can bathe in golden sunlight and silver moonlight...

Where you can lie in a field all night, watching the stars and moon in the sky...

Where you can dance, even where there's no music...

Where animals can talk...

Where music and words do flow and ride along the air...

Take my hand, if you wish to live here...

So that we can enjoy the sweetness of imagination.

But...

Best of all...

I imagine a world...

Where one CAN simply walk into Mordor!

A wise dragon once said:

"Which is better: to be born good, or to over come your evil nature with great effort?"

And a wise person once said:

"Deeds are fruits, words are leaves."

"Nothing is easy to the unwilling."

"The reward of a thing well done, is to have done it."

"A true champion believes in themselves when no one else does."

"Difficulties make you a jewel."

"What doesn't kill us, makes us stronger."

"When you die, make others cry because you left something behind not because they lost something."

"If you are hiding, don't light a fire."

"If you can't bite, better not show your teeth."

"If you don't see the bottom, don't wade."

"Live life to the fullest because you may not have it tomorrow."

"Live your own life, for you will die your own death."

"Seize the day."

"The only real test in life is to conquer your fears."

"Yield to all and you will soon have nothing to yield."

"Ambition is a good servant but a bad master."

"Go for it."

"What one hopes for is always better than what one has."

"A hand ready to hit, may cause you great trouble."

"A man in a passion, rides a mad horse."

"A quarrelsome man has no good neighbours."

"Anger is a short madness."

"Anger is often more hurtful than the injury that caused it."

"Anger is one letter short of danger."

"Clouds gather before a storm."

"Don't get your back up."

"Exaggeration is truth that has lost its temper."

"Fire in the heart sends smoke into the head."

"Hard words break no bones."

"If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow."

"If you kick a stone in anger you will hurt your foot."

"Postpone today's anger until tomorrow."

"Red sky at night, shepherd's delight; red sky in the morning, shepherd take warning."

"The anger of the prudent never shows."

"The greatest remedy for anger is delay."

"A beautiful thing is never perfect."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."

"Beauty is only skin deep."

"Do not dissect a rainbow. In other words, do not destroy a beautiful phenomenon by overanalyzing it."

"If you foolishly ignore beauty, then you will soon find yourself without it."

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

"Poetry moves heaven and earth."

"See life through an artist's eye."

"The eyes are the windows of the soul."

"The fall of a leaf is a whisper to the living."

"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."