Hello! I'm Lola. You can call me Lola or Lo or Cherry. Or Bob if it makes you happy. I'm not fussy.
I live in Canada. I'm not a lumberjack or a furtrader. I don't live in an igloo or own a dogsled. I have a prime minister, not a president. I speak English and some French, not American. I do not end my every sentence with the word 'eh?'. My money is multi-coloured and that makes sense to me. Yes, I spell colour with a 'u'. I pronounce 'z' as 'zed', not 'zee'. I believe in peacekeeping, not policing; diversity, not assimilation and that the beaver is a proud and noble animal.
I am in my second year of university and am currently majoring in Linguistics and Applied Languages. My roommate and I just bought our own house in the city where we go to school. Meaning of course, that I will be turning to selling my blood and plasma on eBay in order to afford groceries in the coming months.
I enjoy reading, writing, drawing, analyzing language and dialect, rambling adventures to the supermarket, and all forms of singing, dancing, drawing and sleeping. I have an unhealthy affinity for loud music, British comedians and foreign candy.
My negative traits include having the work ethic of a wet towel, a complete lack of this thing called 'tact', a tendency to rush into things without thinking (like oncoming traffic), an indecent love for all things kitsch, the ability to hold entire conversations without ever waking up, an affinity for ridiculously bright colours and made up words, and having an ego about the size of the sun. Also, like the English language, I cheat at scrabble. I do not, however, lurk in dark alleys beating up other languages for spare vocabulary.
My positive traits include the fact that I am amazing, and often seen being so in public.
For the record: Humility is for people who don't rock.
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Feel free to chat me up. If you have a problem/question/comment regarding me, my work, the Beta reading I do for Yaoifan01's Hitman, or a review I may have left you, feel free to email me. I love talking music and psycho-analysing fictional characters. I am critical and believe that if you are going to publish something it should be worth publishing; so yes, I am a grammar nazi and I will delete any messages I recieve that look like they're written by a monkey. Call me a bitch if you want, I think I'm a pretty reasonable person.
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