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Author has written 6 stories for Hunger Games, Warriors, Kuroshitsuji, Pokémon, Alice in Wonderland, 2010, and Phantom of the Opera. Greetings to all friends, strangers, random civilians, and stalkers who are currently reading this message! Welcome to the Thing That Is My Profile! About Yours Truly: Name: If you expected me to tell you this...lolno. Nickname: Crystal, Winter, Lullaby, Luna, Crystal The Almighty Epic...Crystal being the more commonly used. Current Avvie: Winter Barn Owl Past Pennames: Crystalfeather12, Crystal's Full Moon, Crystal's New Moon Past Avvies: Snowy Owl, Fire and Ice Owls, Masky from Marble Hornets Recent Obsession: Phantom of the Opera 8D Age: Between -8 and infinity. Good luck with that. Gender: Here's a hint: ;) Appearance: Psh. You stalkers already know that. XD Favorite Color: White, mint-green, light purple, and black Favorite Band: Owl City Favorite Songs: Little Talks: Of Monsters and Men, Bring Me to Life: Evanescance, Good Time: Owl City, I'm Coming After You: Owl City, Alice Human Sacrifice: (unknown) Favorite Play: Wicked (I've seen it three times! 8D) Favorite Series: Warriors: Erin Hunter, Inheritance Cycle: Christopher Paolini, His Dark Materials: Philip Pullman, The Sisters Grimm: Michael Buckley, The Guardians of Ga'Hoole: Kathryn Lasky, The Hunger Games Trilogy: Suzanne Collins Favorite Books: Ella Enchanted: Gail Carson Levine, Peter Pan: J.M.Barrie Favorite Animes: Soul Eater and Kuroshitsuji (Black Butler) Favorite Word: Nostalgia Forum Quote: "Friends understand what you're talking about... acquaintances judge." -Kuroda Shadelily My Favorite YouTubers: wyethcat alicecullengirl tobuscus milleniumdream maycie1 flightfootwarrior tribbleofdoom spottedfire25 PewDiePie You guys make awesome videos! :D Shippings I Support: Hunger Games KatnissxPeeta Warriors Cinder(pelt)xFire GreyxSilver DovexBumble AshxSquirrel CrowxFeather JayxHalf Soul Eater MakaxCrona [or] MakaxAsura Shippings I Hate. Intensely.: FirexSand CrowxLeaf SquirrelxBramble GREYXMILLIE Forum Info: Owlstar; Admin/Leader of FrostClan Greystream; Warrior of Warriors Kingdom Owlpaw; Apprentice of WillowClan Petalfoot; Deputy/Mod of The Pack Crystalmoon; Warrior of SunClan Crystal; Mod of The Fate Crystal; Mod of ShadeClan Forums I Frequent: http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/FrostClan/118053/ http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/Warriors-Kingdom/98373/ http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/WillowClan/102544/ http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/FoxClan/109520/ http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/ShadeClan/112240/ http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/The-Pack/113103/ http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/The-Fate/115112/ http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/SunClan/113632/ http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/Kuroshitsuji-Si-Deus-me-Relinquit/98429/ http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/Black-ButlerKuroshitsuji-Roleplaying/117682/ http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/PokePlayers-A-Roleplay-Forum/115928/ Online/Partially Offline Family Tree: Sisters:
Ivy (AKA: Ivy's Shado): My best friend of FFN. She is an awesome ball of epic who likes climbing trees (or roofs) and sitting in corners. I have no other words to describe her. Amber (AKA: AmberyAmber): This girl knows things about cats that I couldn't dream of knowing. She is a great friend and loves sharing her knowledge. She's pretty awesome! Deffy (AKA: DefyTheImpossible): A dancer and listener of good music. Deffy is a good friend and has a good heart. She's so awesome, her name only gets half a link, just to prove how magical she can be. Night (AKA: Nightly Kitty113): This girl is almost as violent as me. She is obsessed with chainsaws. pony (AKA: ponyiowa): Pony is an awesome ball of awesome. She loves horses and the Warriors series! Cherry (AKA: Grey Landscape And Red Hands): The sarcastic, violent, joking girl. If you call her Silver, Cake, or Landscape, you will die. She only has one letter of her name linked, which is a symbol of her crazyness. Lola (AKA: Lola Kitten): The crazy, fun-filled kitteh. She is one of my lovely friends. She likes cats and is a very trustworthy Mod. She deserves a bucket of Ring Pops. braz (AKA: brazensers): 'Tis iz Le Aweshum Zensa. She be very aweshum, funneh, and has lotz of smarticlez. She be trustworthy Mod and great friend! pink (AKA: Unpink): The funny, awesome, Golden Era-celebrating girl. She like waffles and pancakes and will live forever, apparently. She is pinkily pink and uncommonly epic. Fairy (AKA: ShinyFairy): She is a shiny fairy. Not much else to be said that can be described with the English language. Maybe Latin? Brothers: Phoenix (AKA: Chaotic Phoenix ): He loves to burn things, especially with a flamethrower. Stalkers: Vamp (AKA: MorganvilleVamps4ever): Vamp is the stalker who lives in my basement. Her best friend down there is Bob, the dead rat. She found me after reading my sister's profile and has been stalking me ever since! ...creepy... Anastasia (AKA: yellow.r0se): Anastasia would've been my sister, but she made it to Stalkers because of this statement: "Yes. I have seen you multiple times. I'm always watching you. I always have been." Something to Think About: Many people have asked me what I fear. Others have asked me what I think fear is. Here, I shall answer those questions and extinguish them, leaving them to dwell in the back of someone's mind. So, what is fear? Fear is something that is uncontrollable. You can't run from it. You can't hide from it. All you can do is let it batter at you, for it to die down and lessen its hold. It never leaves, though. There is a special place for it in our hearts, our minds, even our thoughts. Fear is an ememy. Fear is a friend. Fear is something that can't be trusted, but is something we need to survive. Without fear, laws would be broken frequently, injustices more commonly occurring, crimes and evil would take over society. It doesn't matter if we like it or not, we need fear in our lives. Now, what do I fear? I could say that I fear death, but that would sound cowardly. Everyone dies. It can't be helped. Death is merely a fact, the end to every story, the end of the road of life. I could say that I fear bugs, the government, the dark, tight spaces, or even sickness. None of those things can amount to my one fear, though. Not one could dare overpower it in any situation. What I fear above anything else in the entire world, is fear itself. Now, I don't mean fear as in stage fright or someone surprising you. I mean the cold-sweat, mind-blanking, heart-stopping kind of fear. The kind of fear whose jaws trap someone in a Night Terror, with no means of escape. The kind of fear that is felt when in the face of death. The kind of fear that lives deep within our minds, being released from its chains to run amuck when we sleep. Fear is my worst fear, yet I couldn't imagine a world without it. Warriors OCs:
Name: Frostfeather Gender: She-cat Appearance: Long-haired, white-and-grey she-cat with one blue eye and one green eye. Clan: SkyClan Evil Name: Haze Gender: She-cat Appearance: Black she-cat with icy blue eyes and a white sock on her left forepaw. Clan: BloodClan Soul Eater OC: Name: Luna Umbra Age: 16 Gender: Female Alignment: She is both good and evil, meaning she is a good person, but she does things that are evil without meaning to. Type: Meister Partner: She is in search of one. Abilities: Luna has the ability of "Soul Perception", but is weakened temporarily every time she uses it. She is fairly strong and can move quickly. Personality: Luna is quiet, only talking when she is spoken to or when she needs to. Whenever someone says the word "blood" she goes into an unemotional state and attempts to kill anyone near her. She has almost no memory of the event afterwards, but she put two and two together after realizing that she would be fine one moment and then standing over a dead corpse the next. She has trouble sleeping and is often tired out quickly. Appearance: She has waist-length blonde hair that is almost white in coloring, green eyes, and pale skin. When she goes into her rage, her eyes darken into a coal-black color. She wears a black cloak with a purple, long-sleeved shirt, long black pants, and dark brown boots. Likes: Music, which calms her, nighttime, and the cold. Dislikes: She despises warm weather and talkative people. History: Luna was abandoned by her parents when she was six years old because of the curse she carries, which was placed upon her by a witch. She grew up in the forest with a lone couple who took her in for three years before she ended up killing them by accident. She made her way to Death City, hoping to enroll in the DWMA and find a cure to her curse. Other: She carries a metal flute on her hip wherever she goes, to try to calm herself down whenever someone activates her curse, which she doesn't usually get to in time. Kuroshitsuji OC: Name: Luna Umbra (I like that name a lot. X3) Age: 13 Gender: Female Species: Human Demon: Alexander Winters Appearance: Luna is thin with waist-length almost-white blonde hair and pale skin. Her right eye is blind-blue while her left eye holds Faustian Contract, which is silver. The contract is in the shape of a pentacle-like pattern, with the only difference being that instead of a five-pointed star, it contains a five-pointed snowflake. She is seen wearing a shin-length black dress with a black cloak, which is decorated with the symbol of a snowflake. Personality: Luna is intelligent for her age, and often thinks ahead. She is more concerned about fulfilling her desire for revenge than the safety of those around her. She carries a cool aura about her and isn't frightened easily. The only known things that terrify her are whips and dogs. Likes: Cold weather, music, and birds Dislikes: Whips, dogs, chess, and dancing History: When she was ten, Luna's family, along with her village, were killed. The same people who gave her the blind eye she carries work for the person who ordered them dead. Alexander saved her from a death of her own and - on her orders - killed two of the men responsible for the tragedies that unfolded that night. Luna now lives in a mansion that she had built with Alexander, her maid, Dianne, and her gardener, Toby. A Few Copy and Pasties If you have a friend who's family fears for her life whenever she's around you, paste this on your profile If you wish Bella Swan would just jump off a bridge and end the drama, paste this on your profile If you read the end of Mockingjay and almost exploded at how unresolved it was, paste this on your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be one laughing like an idiot, do the drill! If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have spent multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile. 98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile. If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile. If you have ever made up your own language just for fun, copy and paste this into your profile. If people think you are mentally insane copy and paste this into your profile. -I had a friend once. Then his rope broke and he ran for it 95% of teens would have a breakdown if the Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump. Copy and paste if you are on of the 5 that would bring popcorn and watch :) 95% of teens would be crying if Justin Bieber was on a 100 ft tall building about to jump. If you are some of the 5% who brought popcorn and friends, you're exactly like me! If Joe Jonas was about to jump off the Eiffel Tower 95% of all the girls in the world would die. Would you be one of the 5% with popcorn yelling "do a flip!"? Top Five Fav. Characters Books 1. Ella of Frell (Ella Enchanted) 2. Katniss (Hunger Games Trilogy) 3. Scourge (Warriors) 4. The Rogue Smith of Silverveil (Guardians of Ga'Hoole) 5. Eragon (Inheritance Cycle) Anime 1. Sebastian (Kuroshitsuji) 2. Ciel (Kuroshitsuji) 3. Crona (Soul Eater) 4. Asura (Soul Eater) 5. Drocell (Kuroshitsuji) A Game Of Sorts 1) Write down your five favorite cats from warriors in no particular order!
2. Dovewing 3. Bumblestripe 4. Ivypool 5. Hawkfrost 2) What would you think about a name with 1's beginning and 4's ending? Jaypool (It actually sounds really cool!) I'm going to use it in fact! 3) Would you consider naming a cat in your story 2's beginning and 3's ending? Dovestripe (No... It sounds kinda weird.) 4) Would you make fun of a cat with 5's beginning and 2's ending? Hawkwing (no, it sounds like a normal cat's name...in fact, I'm going to use it!) 5) What genre would a story be with a cat with 1's beginning and 5's ending as the main character? Jayfrost (Adventure/ Friendship) I'm going to use that one too! 6) What would you name a story with a character with 2's ending and 1's ending and 3's beginning and 5's beginning? Wingfeather and Bumblehawk (um... The Story of Two Poorly Named Warriors: Two poorly named warriors get revenge from their parents) 7) Write a prophecy saying that a cat with 1's ending and 3's beginning had to save the clan. Featherbumble (the clumsiest one will end up having a heart as light as a feather after the darkness rises) 8) What would a cat with 4's ending and 2's ending look like? Poolwing (dark grey with long fur) 9) What can you tell about a cat with 3's beginning and 1's beginning just from their name? Bumblejay (They might be clumsy because of the name bumble...they could be loud too...) 10) Do you think anyone would give a cat 1's beginning and 2's ending? Jaywing (yes... because I'm going to! ;D ) What were your results? PM me! I'd love to know! Book/Movie Quotes Alice in Wonderland "If you're hiding her, you will lose your heads." "Already lost them" -The Knave of Hearts and The Mad Hatter "Have you any idea why a raven is like a writing desk?" -The Mad Hatter "How would you like to have your head hacked off?" "//chuckles" "Stop that" -The Red Queen and The Mad Hatter "Well. The entire world is falling the ruins and poor Cheshire's off his tea." -The Mad Hatter "Who's to say what is "proper"? What if it was agreed that "proper" was wearing a codfish on your head? Would you wear it?" -Alice Kingsley Anastasia "Men are such babies." -Anya "Do you really think I'm royalty?" "You know I do!" "Then stop bossing me around!" -Anya and Dimitri "Just wishing I could do the job for you, sir. I'd give her a HA! And a HI-YA! And then a OUU-WA! And I'd kick her, sir." -Bartok "You'll stop at nothing, will you?" "I'm probably about as stubborn as you are." -Dowager Empress Marie and Dimitri "See that you remember, you incompetent rodent!" "Oh sure, blame the bat. What the heck? We're easy targets." -Rasputin and Bartok "What? Hey- why are you circling me? What were you, a vulture in another life?" -Anya "What are you looking for?" "The Russian Circus. I think it's still in here!" -Demitri and Anya "What do they teach you in those orphanages?" -Demitri Pirates of the Caribbean "It's real!" "You actually were telling the truth." "I do that quite a lot. Yet people are always surprised." "With good reason." -Elizabeth Swann, Norrington, Jack Sparrow, and Will Turner "Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid." -Jack Sparrow "Davey Jones cannot make port, cannot step on land but once every ten years. Land is where you are safe, Jack Sparrow. And so you will carry land with you." "Dirt. This is a jar of dirt." "If you don't want it, give it back." "No." "Then it helps." -Tia Dalma and Jack Sparrow "Where's Elizabeth?" -Will Turner and Jack Sparrow "You cheated." "Pirate." -Will Turner and Jack Sparrow "Why is the rum always gone?" -Jack Sparrow Harry Potter Book 1 "Oh, are you a prefect Percy? You should have said something, we had no idea." "Hang on I think I remember him saying something about it, once..." "Or twice-" "A minute-" "All summer-" Lee Jordan was finding it difficult not to take sides. "So-after that obvious and disgusting bit of cheating-" "Jordan!" growled Professor McGonagall. "I mean, after that open and revolting foul-" "Jordan, I'm warning you-" "All right, all right. Flint nearly kills the Gryffindor Seeker, which could happen to anyone, I'm sure..." "Sir — Professor Dumbledore? Can I ask you something?" "Obviously, you’ve just done so," Dumbledore smiled. "You may ask me one more thing, however." "What do you see when you look in the mirror?" "I? I see myself holding a pair of thick, woolen socks." Harry stared. "One can never have enough socks. Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn’t get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books." Book 3 "Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business." "Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git." "Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor." Trelawney: "Would anyone like me to help interpret the shadowy realms within their orb?" Ron: "I don't need help, it's obvious what this means: there's going to be loads of fog tonight." Book 4 "Yeah, someone might slip dragon dung in it again, eh, Perce?" said Fred. "That was a sample of fertilizer from Norway!" said Percy, going very red in the face. "It was nothing personal!" "It was," Fred whispered to Harry as they got up from the table. "We sent it." Dudley had done the thing he was threatening to do since age three: He had become wider than he was tall. "Don't be prat, Neville, that's illegal," said George. "They wouldn't use the Cruciatus Curse on the champions. I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing... maybe you've got to attack him while he's in the shower, Harry." "Enjoying it?" said Ron darkly. "I don't reckon he'd come home if Dad didn't make him. He's obsessed. Just don't get him onto the subject of his boss. According to Mr. Crouch...as I was saying to Mr Crouch...Mr. Crouch is of the opinion...Mr. Crouch was telling me...They'll be announcing their engagement any day now." Ron: "Who're you going with then?" Fred: "Angelina." Ron: "What? You've already asked her?" Fred: "Good point. Oi, Angelina! Want to come to the ball with me?" Hermione: "Harry, I've been thinking - you know what we've got to do, don't you? Straight away, the moment we get back to the castle?" Harry: "Yeah, give Ron a good kick up the-" Hermione: "Write to Sirius." "I've got two Neptunes here," said Harry after a while, frowning down at his piece of parchment, "that can't be right, can it?" "Aaaaah," said Ron, imitating Professor Trelawney's mystical whisper, "when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry.." "Wild!" he said, twiddling the replay knob on the side. I can make that old bloke down there pick his nose again ... and again ... and again. . ." Book 5 "If anybody fancies buying a Portable Swamp, as demonstrated upstairs, come to number ninety-three Diagon Alley -- Weasley's Wizard Wheezes," he said in a loud voice. "Our new premises!" "Special discounts to Hogwarts students who swear they're going to use our products to get rid of this old bat," said George, pointing at Professor Umbridge. A week after Fred and George's departure, Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves, who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier, and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth, "It unscrews the other way." "Who's Kreacher?" "The house-elf who lives here," said Ron. "Nutter. Never met one like him." "He is not a nutter," said Hermione. "His life's ambition is to have his head cut off and stuck up on a plaque like his mother," said Ron. "Is that normal, Hermione?" "Well, I had one that I was playing Quidditch the other night," said Ron, screwing up his face in an effort to remember. "What do you think that means?" "Probably that you're going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something," said Harry, turning the pages of The Dream Oracle without interest. A slightly stunned silence greeted the end of this speech, then Ron said, "One person can't feel all that at once, they'd explode." "Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have," said Hermione. By the time Ernie MacMillan, Hannah Abbott, Susan Bones, Justin Finch-Fletchley, Anthony Goldstein, and Terry Boot had finished using a wide variety of the hexes and jinxes Harry had taught them, Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle resembled nothing so much as three gigantic slugs squeezed into Hogwarts uniforms as Harry, Ernie and Justin hoisted them into the luggage rack and left them there to ooze. "I must say, I'm looking forward to seeing Malfoy's mother's face when he gets off the train," said Ernie with satisfaction. "Goyle's mum'll be really pleased, though," said Ron. "He's loads better looking now." "I'll make Goyle do lines, it'll kill him, he hates writing," said Ron happily. He lowered his voice to Goyle's low grunt, and, screwing up his face in a look of pained concentration, mimed writing in midair. "I...must...not...look...like...a...baboon's...backside..." Malfoy glanced around. Harry knew he was checking for signs of teachers. Then he looked back at Harry and said in a low voice, "You're dead, Potter." Harry raised his eyebrows. "Funny," he said, "you'd think I'd have stopped walking around..." Draco: "You see, I, unlike you, have been made a prefect, which means that I, unlike you, have the power to hand out punishments". "Yeah," said Harry, "but you, unlike me, are a git." "Don't put your wand there , boy!" roared Moody. "What if it ignited? Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!" "Who d'you know who's lost a buttock?" the violet-haired woman asked Mad-Eye interestedly. "Never you mind, you just keep your wand out of your back pocket!" growled Mad-Eye. "Elementary wand safety, nobody bothers about it anymore..." He stumped off toward the kitchen. "And I saw that," he added irritably, as the woman rolled her eyes at the ceiling. The Phantom of the Opera: 2004 Movie Raoul: There is no phantom of the opera. The Phantom: Why so silent, good monsieurs? Did you think that I had left you for good? Have you missed me, good monsieurs? I have written you an opera! Here I bring the finished score - Don Juan Triumphant! Fondest greetings to you all. A few instructions now before rehearsals start: Carlotta must be taught to act, not her normal trick of strutting 'round the stage. Our Don Juan must lose some weight; it's not healthy in a man of Piangi's age. And my managers must learn that their place is in an office! not the arts. As for our star, Miss Christine Daae... no doubt she'll do her best. It's true her voice is good; she knows, though, should she wish to excel, she has much still to learn, if pride will let her return to me, her teacher... her teacher. The Phanotm: Did I NOT instruct that Box 5 was to be left empty? Christine: I remember... there was mist. Swirling mist upon a vast glassy lake... There were candles all around, and on the lake there was a boat... And in the boat, there was a man. The Phantom: [sung] Christine Daae has returned to you, and I am anxious her career should progress. In the new production of "Il Muto", you will therefore cast Carlotta... as the Pageboy, and put Ms. Daae in the role of Countess. The role which Ms. Daae plays calls for charm and appeal. The role of the Pageboy is silent, which makes my casting- in a word... ideal. The Phantom: [to Christine, as he sees Raoul, come to rescue her] Wait! I think my dear, we have a guest. Sir, The Phantom: I gave you my music... made your song take wing... and now, how you've repaid me: denied me and betrayed me. He was bound to love you when he heard you sing... Christine... Christine... The Phantom: Seal my fate tonight. I hate to have to cut the fun short, but the joke's wearing thin. Let the audience in. Let my opera BEGIN! Madame Giry: Those who speak of what they know, learn too late that prudent silence is wise. Joseph Buquet, hold your tongue! Keep your hand at the level of your eyes! Auctioneer: Lot 666 then, ladies and gentlemen: a chandelier, in pieces. Some of you may recall the strange affair of the Phantom of the Opera, a mystery never fully explained. Our workshops have repaired it and wired parts for the new electric lights. Perhaps we can frighten the ghosts of so many years ago... with a little illumination. Gentlemen! Christine: The tears I might have shed for your dark fate / grow cold and turn to tears of *hate*! The Phantom: [singing to himself] Masquerade...Paper faces on parade...Masquerade...Hide your face, so the world will never find you The Phantom: Take her, forget me, forget all of this. Leave me alone, forget all you've seen. Go now, don't let them find you. Take the boat, swear to me never to tell. The secrets you know, of the Angel in Hell. GO NOW! GO NOW AND LEAVE ME. Christine: This haunted face holds no horror for me now. It's in your soul that the true distortion lies. The Phantom: Down once more to the dungeon of my black despair! Down we plunge to the prison of my mind! Down that path into darkness deep as Hell! Why, you ask, was I bound and chained in this cold and dismal place? Not for any mortal sin, but the wickedness of my abhorrent face! Madame Giry: Keep your hand at the level of your eye. Andre: [singing the Phantom's note to him] Dear Andre, what a charming gala, Christine was in a word sublime. We were hardly bereft when Carlotta left; on that note, the diva's a disaster, must you cast her when she's seasons past her prime? The Phantom: You will curse the day you did not do... all that the Phantom asked of you! Raoul: Why have you brought me here? Christine: We can't go back there. Raoul: We must return. Christine: He'll kill you. His eyes will find us there. Raoul: Christine, don't say that. Christine: Those eyes that burn. Raoul: Don't even think it. Christine: If he has to kill a thousand men- Raoul: Forget this waking nightmare. Christine: the Phantom of the Opera will kill and kill again! Raoul: This Phantom is a fable, believe me. There is no Phantom of the Opera. Christine, Raoul: My God, who is this man? Christine: Who hunts to kill? Raoul: This mask of death. Christine: I can't escape from him. Raoul: Whose is this voice you hear? Christine: I never will. Raoul: With every breath. Christine, Raoul: And in this labyrinth, where night is blind...The Phantom of the Opera is here, inside my/your mind. Raoul: There is no Phantom of the Opera. Christine: Raoul, I've been there, to his world of unending night. To a world where the daylight dissolves into darkness...darkness. Raoul, I've seen him. Will I ever forget that sight? Can I ever forget that sight? Can I ever escape from that face, so distorted and scarred, it was hardly a face in that darkness...darkness. Christine: But his voice held my spirit with a strange, sweet sound. In that night, there was music in my mind. And through music my soul began to soar...and I heard, as I never have before. Raoul: What you heard was a dream and nothing more. Christine: Yet, in his eyes, all the sadness of the world... Those pleading eyes, that both threaten and adore. Raoul: Christine, Christine. The Phantom: Christine... Think of Me CHRISTINE: The Mirror THE PHANTOM: Ignorant fool! CHRISTINE Angel, my soul was weak - THE PHANTOM Look at your face in the mirror - CHRISTINE Angel of Music, THE PHANTOM RAOUL THE PHANTOM RAOUL THE PHANTOM The Phantom of the Opera CHRISTINE PHANTOM CHRISTINE PHANTOM BOTH (added) PHANTOM In all your fantasies You always knew That man and mystery CHRISTINE Were both in you BOTH And in this labyrinth Were night is blind The Phantom of the Opera is there Inside my/your mind (end of added) BACKGROUND He's there, the Phantom of the Opera! CHRISTINE The Phantom: [sung] You alone can make my song take flight. It's over now, the music of the night. I give 100% Credit to Amber Icefire for the following quotes. You're pretty awesome, sis! :D Hook: If I were you, I'd give up! Peter: If you were me, I'd be ugly. - Peter Pan and Hook, from the 2003 Peter Pan movie Peter: Discipline. That's what fathers believe in. We should spank the children immediately before they try to kill you again. In fact, we should kill them. Wendy: Father...I agree that they are...perfectly horrid...But...kill them, and they should think themselves...important. Lost Boys: So important, Peter! Curly: And unique! Wendy: I propose something far more dreadful...medicine. The sticky sweet kind. Lost Boys: Kill us, Peter! - Wendy, Lost Boys, Curly, and Peter Pan, from the 2003 Peter Pan movie They'll (the mermaids) sweetly drown you if you get too close. -Peter from the 2003 Peter Pan movie ( During a sword fight between Wendy and Peter) Mother and Father are fighting again... -Tootles, from the 2003 Peter Pan movie ( The Lost Boys hold their hands above an unconscious Wendy) Peter: They're a bit dirty... Slightly: She must stay here and DIE!!! Peter and the Lost Boys: NO! Slightly: How could I have thought that? Stupid. Sorry. - Peter, The Lost Boys, and Slightly, from the 2003 Peter Pan movie John: You offend reason sir! Micheal: Mmhmm! John: I should like to offend it with you! - John and Micheal to Peter Pan, from the 2003 Petter Pan movie Teacher: (to Peter Parker) Don't make promises you can't keep. Peter Parker: (whispering to Gwen) But those are the best kind. - Peter Parker, Gwen Stacy,and a teacher, from Spiderman Oh yes, out the window, keep going, yeah you got it! - 'Spiderman' to a car thief Spiderman: Ahem, you know, if you're going to try and steal a car, don't dress like a car thief. Car thief: You a cop? Spiderman: Wha-You really think I'm a cop in a skintight red and blue suit? -Spiderman and car thief, from Spiderman We all have secrets we keep...and secrets kept from us. - Peter Parker, from Spiderman Thirty-eight of New York's finest-versus one guy in a unitard. - George Stacy, from Spiderman I'm just me. Nothing more and nothing less. - Maka Albarn, from Soul Eater Do you want to know where the real hell is hiding? It's inside your head. -Crona, from Soul Eater I have a simpler motive. Experimentation and observation, that's all a true scientist cares about. And I am a scientist. Everything in the world is an experimental test subject, of course, that includes myself as well. -Dr Stein, from Soul Eater How can women say completely illogical stuff with such complete confidence?!-Soul Evans, from Soul Eater I'm a worthless piece of garbage who can't even write a straight-looking 'K'! -Death the Kid, from Soul Eater (attempting to write his name perfectly) What the heck is wrong with you? Your sides are totally different! I've never seen anything so screwed up in my life! Where the heck are you from? Screwed-Up Island? You're so disgusting...except for your forehead! (shoots pharaoh) - Death the Kid and the Pharoah of Anubis, from Eoul Eater (Kid is ranting about the Pharoah not being symmetrical ;D ) You're disgustingly hideous! What the heck kind of thing are you? I've never seen anything more messed up in my life! Do you know nothing about symmetry? Whoever made you shoul be dug up from his grave, shot, and reburied! You make me violently ill! -Death the Kid, from Soul Eater (Part 2 of his rantings to the Pharoah. e.e ) Spirit: You don't scare me anymore! Stein: Oh, so you didn't notice that I switched the middle toes on your feet? Spirit: WHAT?! How could you hav- Stein: I'm kidding -Dr Stein and Spirit, from Soul Eater The doors here open inward you know. - Crona, from Soul Eater This much I know: my blood is black. - Crona, from Soul Eater Crona: There are stars and planets floating around me. I don't think I can handle astronomy right now. Ragnarok: Astronomy is a lot easier to deal with than death you moron! - Crona and Ragnarok, from Soul Eater I'm scared of everyone. I need to learn how to deal with people better. - Crona, from Soul Eater I bet dead people are easier to get along with. - Crona, from Soul Eater I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH IT! - Crona, from Soul Eater 42-42-564, whenever you want to knock on Death's door. - Maka Albarn, from Soul Eater People need fear to survive. We experience it so we can grow stronger. - Maka Albarn, from Soul Eater Maka (to Crona): It's not that you don't know how to deal with people, it's just no one ever took the time to deal with you. - Maka Albarn, from Soul Eater As far as I know, music isn't picky about where it gets played. -Soul Evans, from Soul Eater Soul: You really expect me to give you a tour around school? You were supposed to be here at seven. Kid: No! It can't be seven! Say eight! Eight is better! It's physically impossible to cut the number seven in half and make it symmetrical! It has to be eight instead! Eight cut vertically or horizontally stays perfectly symmetrical! Take it back, I beg of you! Please say eight! PLEASE! -Soul Evans and Death the Kid, from Soul Eater (Yes, Kid is ranting again) I do not deny evil, nor do I believe that any human is completely free of malice. Everything must be in balance. As long as evil and good maintain an equilibrium in this world, there is no problem. Perfect balance is the key to everything. I'm going to keep fighting until this world is the way it should be. Until the world is balanced. -Death the Kid, from Soul Eater People and gods alike posses weaknesses. In order to bury those failings they seek strength and power. Fear and Desire are two sides of the same coin. -Lord Death, from Soul Eater I can't seem to get my head on straight. - Dr Stein, from Soul Eater My legend dates back to the 12th Century! - Excalibur, from Soul Eater FOOLS! - Excalibur, from Soul Eater Nake, Snake, Cobra, Cobuura. - Medusa Gorgon, from Soul Eater Um, well, Miss Maka? Can you do me a favor and help me out with your father? I can't get him off my leg. - Medusa Gorgon, from Soul Eater There's nothing unusual here...the appropriate one stands in the appropriate place after the inappropriate ones have collapsed to the ground, defeated. There is nothing unexpected or odd about it, because this is reality. Not one shred of uncertainty exists here. Not even fear, of course... - Kishin Asura (to Maka), from Soul Eater Maka: Everyone has bravery! Asura: Everyone huh...then it's just like madness. - Maka and Kishin Asura, from Soul Eater The root of all fear is imagination. We were friends once, so let me offer you a piece of advice: You should be careful about hiding behind authority and blinding yourself to the realities of the world. It might cost you your life someday...or somebody else's. - Kishin Asura (to Lord Death) , from Soul Eater Asura: W-what are you? Maka: I'm Maka Albarn Asura: NO, I'M NOT ASKING YOUR NAME! YOU'VE CHANGED! WHAT ARE YOU?! Maka: I'm me. Nothing more, nothing less. - Kishin Asura and Maka Albarn, from Soul Eater Copy-and-Paste Quotes 59 AWESOME WAYS TO MAKE YOUR TEACHER WANNA BACKHAND YOU! Note to self x100: 1. Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public. 2. Do not talk to fictional characters in public. 3. Do not answer fictional characters in public. 4. Do not talk to inanimate objects in public. 5. Do not go out in public. 6. Disregard above note. Perform numbers 1 to 4. 7. Note expressions. 8. Don't die alone. Take many people with you. 9. Floor is slippery when wet. 10. Lake is slippery when dry. 11. Only talk to strangers you know. 12. Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all. 13. For legal purposes be sure to delete above note. 14. Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you. 15. Kill them for security purposes. 16. Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings. 17. Make a scene whenever humanly possible. 18. The men in white coats are not your friends. 19. Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects. 20. When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket. 21. Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning. 22. Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing. 23. Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age. 24. Always remember, um... um... Darn. 25. Train army of flying monkeys. 26. Goldfish don't like milk. 27. Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits. 28. Find out who invented the word "pianist". 29. People are staring at you. 30. So act insane. 31. People are weird, but not as weird as me. 32. Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth. 33. Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people. 34. Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experiance. Do this as much as possible. 35. You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding. 36. Never pet a burning dog. 37. Never make eye contact with a rabid man. Especially if you are wearing a parka. 38. Rabid men dig parkas. 39. Beware the rabid man who offers you his parka. 40. You know what would look good on you? 41. Immolated cockroaches. 42. Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug. 43. The size of Danny DeVito. 44. Making an amusing facial expression. Like this. 45. Numbers are evil. Count in clovers. 46. Stalking is fun. Do it more. 47. Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!" 48. No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world. 49. That way is rum. 50. Beware the snow. 52. You cannot kill the snow. 53. The snow can kill you. 54. Grass can also kill you. 55. The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms... 56. Catch and punish leprechaun. 57. HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say. 58. Staple paper in the middle of the page. 59. In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally. 60. You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that. 61. Disregard above note. 62. Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon. 63. Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway? 64. Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork. 65. Remember to kill HIM... 66. Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood. 67. Note reactions. Avoid parents. 68. The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory. 69. Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice. 70. Hide the bodies, otherwise people ask embarressing questions. 71. Eat the evidence. 72. But not if it's broken glass. 73. When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run. 74. Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids. 75. Disregard last note. 76. Note reactions. 77. On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year. 78. Stock up on ball point pens. 79. Learn to fly. Tell no one. 80. The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing. 81. Do not stick fingers into blender. 82. Blender... Bad... Ouch. 83. Blood loss is bad. 84. Find way to re-attatch fingers. 85. Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM. 86. Answer every question with a question. 87. Ask people what gender they are. 88. Note reactions. 89. Refer to people as "mortal". 90. The Seagull From Heck is out to get me. 91. Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible. 92. Start by drowning them in fire ants. 93. Find the creators of pop-up messages. 94. Kill them. 95. Brutally. 96. Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination. 97. Dunk head in boiling water. 98. Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7. 99. Gullible IS written on the ceiling! 100. Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down... 101 FUN THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in. 5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. 6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. 7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. 8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. 9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles. 10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens. 11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to “10″. 12. Play with the automatic doors. 13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!…” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. 14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, “Who BUYS this junk, anyway?” 15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department. 16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a “test drive.” 17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. 18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. 19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic!” 20. Put M&M’s on layaway. 21. Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas. 22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. 23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other aisles. 24. Tape everything possible. 25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,”…I’m Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!” 26. TP as much of the store as possible. 27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. 28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell “hello” upside down. 29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t you people just leave me alone?” 30. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., “Do you have any Shnerples here?” 31. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. 32. Take bets on the battle described above. 33. Hold indoor shopping cart races. 34. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from “Mission: Impossible.” 35. Run up to an employee and hit them yelling "TAG!". 36. Try on shoes with really high heels. 37. Step on people's feet "accidentally". 38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. 39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags. 40. Say things like, “Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?” 41. Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store. 42. Two words: “Marco Polo.” 43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc. 44. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s in Electronics. 45. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms 46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word. 47. Relax in the patio furniture and open the patio ummbrella until you get kicked out. 48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no! It’s those voices again!” 49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time. 50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. 51. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible. 52. Try putting different pairs socks on your head and walk around the store casually. 53. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins. 54. Nonchalantly “test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. 55. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, “Red Rover!” 56. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 57. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!!) 58. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible. 59. While no one’s watching quickly switch the men’s and women’s signs on the doors of the rest room. 60. Fill your cart with anti-depressants, and watch everyone’s jaws drop when you attempt to buy them. 61. Use as much make-up as possible. 62. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like “the fat man walks alone,” and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them 63. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Ex: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying “How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling.” Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions. 64. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out. 65. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying “Good girl, good bessie.” 66. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles. 67. Tell strangers really bad knock-knock jokes. Laugh hysterically. 68. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. “hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign?(giggle).” When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. “hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign?(giggle).” 69. Get boxes of anti depressants and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don’t realize it. 70. Walk around the perfume department with a bottle of super strong perfume and spray people as they walk by. Lean in and sniff them then jump back and wave your hand in front of your nose and saying “Oh god, your over powering the perfume!!” 71. Hit on the elderly. 72. Hit on 5 year olds. 73. In the food aisle, pretend like there’s a little bug, slowly move your head to the right, then swing your head to the left as if your trying to follow it. Slowly lower your head to the ground, then start spinning around in circles stomping like crazy. Then finally yell out “Yes!!! I got it!!! Wow, that was the biggest Cockrouch I’ve ever seen, i think it was pregnant!!! Hey look, there’s another one!!!” Then Repeat. 74. Repeat 73 with a can of bug spray. 75. Crawl around on the ground and pretend that your a cat. Meow when people walk by, rub up against their legs, etc. 76. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a prissy English Man. Say things like “Cheerio, good man.” to people who walk by. And don’t forget to have perfect posture. 77. Start grunting like Beavis and Butthead while chasing your friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don’t know you. 78. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if you're on a horse, then pretend that you're a cowboy, etc.. And If a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start barking at them until they run away crying. 79. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind customers and “accidentally” hit the people instead of your friend. 80. Excessively use anything thing that says “Try Me”. 81. Start pocketing any and all free samples. 82. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins. 82. Walk up to the customer service and when they say “Hello, how may I help you?” say “Yes, I’ll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of french fries and a diet coke.” And when they start to talk, say “Oh, to go”. 83. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream is because your family and all your friends seem to have a rash too. 84. When your alone, have loud conversations with your “multiple personalities”. Have an English man, a Southern person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old girl all at the same time. You have to use accents. They should sound like this: “Great idea good fellow, we shall have a jolly good time.(English)” “Look, oall I wanna do, is wok ta Stawbucks and git a cawfee(New York)” Etc. 85. Start “dancing” like mad. Basically, just wail your arms and legs around like your having some kind of massive seizure. 86. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store. 87. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your walking through the doors As if your suspecting the alarms to go off. Then when it doesn’t go off, let out a big sigh. Then quickly look around you to see who’s watching and run away as fast as your can. 88. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song. 89.Do the Macarana. Constantly. 90. Get other people to do the Macarana. 91. Act as Valley Girl as possible. 92. When you're alone, scream and act like someone is trying to kill you. When everyone rushes over, act suspiciously. 93. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while, start saying blink everytime it blinks. Don’t look away, just stay mesmerized. 94. Walk up to a lady and calmly say “Help me. The voices in my head are telling me to do naughty things.” Then clap your hands over your ears, fly your head around and start screaming “NO!!! I DON’T WANT TO HURT THE NICE LADY NO NO NO NO!!!!” Then suddenly stop, look her straight in the eyes, and Calmly say “I…will start…a fire…” The pull out a zippo and start laughing hysterically in an evil way. But don’t light the zippo, just hold it closed. 95. Light a match under a spinkler. 96. Walk up to someone and say “Oh, so your back for more. I warned you never to come back here. Wait here while i go get my shot gun”. Then walk away. 97. Walk up to a guy and say “Oh my god, is it you? Oh my god it is!!! I haven’t seen you in so long!!!!” Then kiss him. Then slap and him say “Why didn’t you ever call me??” Then walk away. 98. Stand next to a maniquin and pretend that your a mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your watch and say. “Finally, my shift is done. I really don’t get paid enough to do this” 99. Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone. 100. Act like your about to cry and ask people “Have you seen my mommy?” 101. Steal a Walmart shirt. The possibilities are endless. What to Do During an Exam 1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!" 2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is. 3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level. 4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative. 5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off. 6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min. 7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else. 8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible. 9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you. 10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it. 11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam. 12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was. 13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Screw this!" and walk out triumphantly. 14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go ice skating.) 15. Show up completely insane (completely insane means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy). 16. Comment on how hot the instructor is looking that day. 17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away. 18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story. 19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave. 20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice. (I would never do that.) 21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach. 22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave. 23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary. 24. Act spazzy 25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?" 26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! 27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out. 28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!" 29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kai. 30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her. 31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her. 32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit." 33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..." 34. Fake an heart attack. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply. 35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. Strike a pose first for added effect. 36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam. 37. If your answers are on a scan tron sheet, fill it out in pen. 38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girly-girl nearby. 39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle. 40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your pencil. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour. 41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it. 42. Dress like the professor. 43. Cross-Dress. 44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam. 45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras. 22 Things to do in School 1. When the teacher opens a cabinet scream, "Don't open that! That's were I hide the bodies!" (Any class) 2. If your learning about fractions ask if you get a fourth of a cookie and your brother gets a fourth what happened to the other half minus a few crumbs. (Math class) 3. When you learn about adding fractions ask if = 1 whole, are you talking about doughnuts. (Math class) 4. When it's time for a test look at the student next to you and say, "The voices in my head say that I'll do better then you because you didn't study last night." When they look at you, say, "That's what I looked like when they told me what you did do last night." (Any class) 5. Make a gagging noise in the middle of class. (Any class) 6. Ask about how to do dissections. When your teacher explains say, "So that's what went wrong. No wonder the poor soul ended up that way." (Science class) 7. While looking under a microscope announce that there are little green people on there. If people come over to look say that they ran off. (Science class) 8. While looking under a microscope yell that it looks like your teacher. (Science class) 9. Sit there and look bored. When the techer calls on you to answer a question say your sorry you didn't hear it you were busy thinking about is the square root of 16 added to 54 minus 300 times 89 equal to -26642 or -26641. You're not sure. (Math class) 10. Tell your teacher that you want to speak English goodly. (C.A. class) 11. In the bathroom, if there's graffiti, announce, "Yes, we know you were here. The fact that you wrote that tells us this was so." 12. In the locker rooms or the bathrooms sing. 13. When learning algebra say this makes C.A. harder. 14. When there's a pop quiz yell, "POP!" and jump out of your seat then ask if you passed. 15. If your health teacher's absent say that you think they're sick. 16. If you were absent for a day when people ask why say that you had to move the bodies before the police found them. 17. If you're absent for a few days if people ask why say, "I had a bubonic plague relapse. I'm not sure I'm completely cured I was still weak after last time." and cough. 18. If another student asks you what the answer for a question is say, "How would I know? I'm only in this grade because no one would keep me longer than they had to!" 19. If you lose your homework tell your teacher that it's because the voices in your head won't remind you where you left it. 20. When your friends says something stupid ask what have they been smoking. 21. Sneak in to the teacher's workroom and switch the coffee with decaf. Repeat for about a week then switch it to Expresso. 22. Walk into ecology singing the duck song. iPod About You Test. 1) Put your iPod/MP3/iTunes, et cetera on shuffle. 2) For each question, click the next button to get your answer. 3) You must write that song down no matter how silly it sounds. 4) The artist of the song goes in brackets (]) next to the song. 5) You can put any comments in parentheses next to the song. 6) Put it on your profile. What would you say about your boyfriend/girlfriend? The Yacht Club [Owl City] Well, I'm single and I most certainly don't own a yacht. What is the first thing you say in the mornings? Apologize [OneRepublic] What am I apologizing about? Who did I kill this time? Your teachers are... The Little Things [Colbie Caillat] No, they're actually pretty tall... What's written on your class's blackboard? If I Die Young [The Band Perry] Apparently my class is preparing for me to kill them all...weird.. How would you describe your neighbors? A Thousand Years [Christina Perri] A thousand years what? Old? They're pretty young. Not vampires. What would your best friend say about you? Fireflies [Owl City] Uhh...okay then... How do you feel right now? Sunburn [Owl City] I don't have a sunburn. I use sunscreen. XD What's on your bedside table right now? Cave In [Owl City] Yes, I live in a cave that is falling in on itself. What did you do when you woke up this morning? Hello Seattle [Owl City] Apparently I got on a plane and flew to Seattle to say hello. When you open your wardrobe you see... Dental Care [Owl City] No, that would be my dentist's wardrobe. What did you say after you last attended a concert? Feelings Show [Colbie Caillat] Probably because I was so excited! It was Owl City, after all! If you had to write a Twilight fanfiction right now, what would it be titled? Hospital Flowers [Owl City] Because for forcing me to write that, Bella would be in the hospital. Or a funeral home. A song you would sing at your school's talent show is... Soak Up the Sun [Sheryl Crow] Probably not... Your life's theme song would be... Safe and Sound [Taylor Swift] Well, no...not really... How would you describe what you are doing right now? On The Wing [Owl City] That is not how I would describe this at all. If you had to go and jump off a building, what would your last words be? Angels [Owl City] I'd be greeting angels? Cool. Your motto is... Kingdom Come [The Civil Wars] Come, my kingdom! Come! If you could buy anything in the world, you would buy... Gold [Owl City] No, I'd buy an owl...but okay... What did you dream about last night? Boulevard of Broken Dreams [Green Day] I walked this empty street- If someone says "Is this okay?" you say... To The Sky [Owl City] That kind of fits... How would you describe yourself? Galaxies [Owl City] I'm as mind-blowing and distant as galaxies. B3 What do you look for in a guy/girl? Brighter Than The Sun [Colbie Caillat] But then I'd need to wear sunglasses all the time... How do you feel today? Vindicated [Dashboard Confessional] But I didn't do anything wrong! ...yet What is your life purpose? I Will Not Bow [Breaking Benjamin] Awesome! What is your motto? I Won't Give Up [Jason Mraz] No, I won't. That includes finishing this thing. What do your friends think of you? Ordinary [Train] That made me laugh. I am not ordinary at all. XD What do your parents think of you? Stop and Stare [OneRepublic] Yep! They stop and stare at me! I'm usually doing something odd. What do you think about a lot? Umbrella Beach [Owl City] I'm usually thinking about a new book to write, not a beach. What do you think of your best friend? No Such Thing [John Mayer] I have a best friend! They exist! I swear! What do you think of the person you like? Pretty Much Amazing [Joanna] I don't like anyone...but that could be the way someone thinks. What is your life story? Secrets [OneRepublic] Lots of secrets were kept from me when I was little... What do you want to be when you grow up? Shooting Star [Owl City] Yeah! I want to be a rock that burns up in the atmosphere! What do you feel when you see the person you like? Butterfly Wings [Owl City] That fits, but I don't like anyone. What will you dance to at your wedding? I'm Still Here (Jim's Theme) [John Rzeznik] That isn't really a good wedding song... What is your biggest fear? The Bird and The Worm [Owl City] No! I love birds! Not worms, but I'm not scared of them! What is your biggest secret? Bad Day [Daniel Powter] That's not really a secret. Everyone has bad days. What do you think of your friends? Rainbow Veins [Owl City] I don't think of them like that... What song will they play at your funeral? Vanilla Twilight [Owl City] Very fitting! Very, very fitting! Any last words? Hurt [Thousand Foot Krutch] Yep! I'm about to hurt you for making me do this! 37 Things to do in an Elevator 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4. Greet everyone with a arm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5. Meow occasionally. 6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly. 7. Say "DING!" at each floor. 8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons. 9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them. 16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 21. Swat at flies that don't exist. 22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it. 23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off. 24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you. 25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" 26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently. 28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it. 29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..." 30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't. 31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer. 32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting. 33. Ask, "Did you feel that?" 34. Tell people that you can see their aura. 35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again." 36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..." Further proof of human stupidity In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (But that's the only time I have to dry my hair!) On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!) On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how...?) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But it's just a suggestion!) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well, you lose!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Really? Let's experiment.) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't that be faster?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Oh, the accidents we could prevent if we just kept the five year-olds with colds off the forklifts...) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope!) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to use in outer space.) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (What "other use"? o-o) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (No! Really?) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Someone got paid a lot of money to write that...) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (Go ahead, ruin every young child's dream.) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and paste this onto your profile! XD This was written by The Storm-Mist Account. Copy-and-Paste if you like it and share a funny story of your own along with it! Phil the Gatekeeper was standing outside the kingdom walls, guarding. As it was his duty. It was a peaceful night, the stars gleamed like fireflies. An owl sat in a tree, its yellow eyes staring down from above. Far off, the ocean's roar filled the night. Phil closed his eyes, breathing in the refreshening air. A warm breeze blew, ruffling his short black hair. "NO!" "Yes." "Why!" "Because," Phil growled. Nope. Some random pink floating cat thing appeared. "Mew?" "Who are you!" "Mew?" "…You got to be kidding me…. Is that all you can say?" "Mew." "You got to be kidding me," Phil shook his head, "Get out of here." "Mew." "No… Leave." "Mew!" Phil smacked his forehead, "I give up," He entered the watch tower, "My shift is over. Someone else guard now." Ciel Phantomhive {} You wear an eye patch {} You are level headed {x} You like to ponder over matters {} You want revenge for what someone did to you/ your family/ your friends {x} You made a pact with someone {} You tend to wear blue a lot {x} You have blue eyes {x} You get hurt a lot {x} You tend to be reckless when frustrated or angry {} You have friends that think you look cute in bright colors (I don't wear bright colors all the time. ;3) {} You can be very demanding at times {} You are 13 years old {} You hate Alois Trancy Total: 5 (Yay me. o3o) Sebastian Michaelis {} You like throwing sharp objects {x} You are annoyed at people who don't understand personal space {x} You are loyal to friends and family {x} You're tall {x} You're a good cook {x} You wear black {} Your fingernails and/or Toenails are painted black {} Your hair is black {x} You love cats {} You hate dogs {} You have a calm disposition {x} You protect your friends and family {} You want to wear a tail coat {x} You've always wondered what a soul tastes like {} You want to eat souls {} You're a demon {x} You hate spiders Total: 9 (That was unexpected in every way. owo) Alois Trancy {x} You're childish (If you consider being immensely random and hyper 'childish') {} You don't like to be left alone {} You love spiders {} You have blond hair {} You abuse others {} One of your siblings has died {} One or both of your parents have died {} You want Ciel Phantomhive all to yourself {} You want someone to love you forever {} You made a pact with at least two people {x} You asked your friends questions about yourself {} You only hear what you want to hear Total: 2 (I feel an odd mixture of pride and disappointment.) Claude Faustus {} You hate black birds {} You're only in a friendship/relationship for the rewards {} You like to ensnare people into your scams/ pacts for your own enjoyment {} You're indecisive about your friends. {} You often act like a spider {} Your only goal in life is to crush your enemies/rivals {} You can tap dance {x} You prefer to be quick about your chores/duties. {} You want to make those you hate suffer slowly and painfully Total: 1 (Thank goodness. XD) Grell Sutcliff {} You love the color red {x} You like chainsaws (What? Me? A possible madman/murderer/phychopath? I don't know what you're talking about. ;3) {x} You wear glasses (I'm blind without 'em. X3) {} You suffer from unrequited love {} You gave your crush a goofy nickname {x} You have a "To-Die" list (Justin Bieber, One Direction, and many trolls of the world are I on it. ;3) {x} You have a chainsaw (In my garage. Yep. owo) {x} You have sharp teeth (Well, sharp-ish. XD) {x} You have a "Cheshire Cat" grin {} You have green-yellow eyes {x} You want to be a reaper {} You flirt a lot {} You get insanely jealous of whoever is with your crush {} You'd do anything to be with your crush {} You've asked your boyfriend/girlfriend for a kiss. {} You'd do anything for your crush {} You've had/ you have a crush on more than one person at a time Total: 6 (Well, that scares me.) Result: Sebastian Michaelis Outcast Party Girl/Boy Total = 3 Scene Kid Prep Band Geek Thespian Overachiever Slacker Goth Nerd Garage Band Junkie Gangsta Emo Skatepunk Metalhead Fandom Meme Choose your top five fandoms (in random order): Warriors The Hunger Games Kuroshitsuji Slenderman Mythos Soul Eater The first character you fell in love with: Spottedleaf (I was mad when she died. XP) Katniss (It's kind of hard not to. XD) Undertaker (He's just so perfect. 83) Masky (He tacklehugs freaking everything! How could I not?) Crona (He has such a sad past...you just want to hug all of his troubles away. ;w;) The character you never expected to love (but did anyway): Scourge (At first, I thought 'Oh he's going to be the usual villain that is evil for no reason'. Then, he showed up and I'm like: 8D) Peeta (I saw that he was just a boy who bakes bread and wasn't interested, and then everything else happened and just...yeah.) Sebastian Michealis (I fully expected him to be a complete Gary Stu. I was wrong.) Alex (I didn't really like him at first, but then he made me laugh in the behind-the-scenes footage when he was playing the keyboard. owo) Asura (DEFINITELY did not expect to end up liking him. I did, though.) The character you’d slap: Greystripe (DUDE. YOU BELONG WITH SILVERSTREAM. NOT MILLIE.) GALE (He killed Prim. ;w;) Claude (He acts just like a demon should. It's not right. XD) Jay (WHY DO YOU EXPLORE ABANDONED/SUSPICOUS PLACES EITHER ALONE, AT NIGHT, OR BOTH? YOU IDIOT.) Black Star (He annoys the crap out of me. B/) Five favorite characters (in order): Silverstream, Scourge, Cinderpelt, Yellowfang, Leafstar Katniss, Peeta, Prim, Crane, Rue Undertaker, Sebastian, Drocell, Ciel, Alois The Observer, Masky, Noah, Hoodie, Alex Crona, Asura, Maka, Dr. Stein, Soul Your OTP: SilverXGrey KatnissXPeeta CielXSebastian (How can someone like the series and NOT ship them?) lolno CronaXMaka OR AsuraXMaka A pairing you love but not your OTP: Cinder(pelt)XFire FinnickXAnnie CielXAlois (I guess...) LOLno MakaXSoul FIRE You have a short temper. You often act on your emotions without thinking first. You are very competitive. You like to play with fire. You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all. You prefer warm weather over cold weather. You often lose control over yourself. You can be quite reckless. You sometimes hurt people without realizing it. People have often called you insane. Total: 5 WATER You have a calm, laid-back personality. You like to go to the beach. You rarely get angry. When you do get angry, you know how to control it. You think before you act. You are good at breaking up fights. You are a good swimmer. You like the rain. You can stay calm in stressful situations. You are very generous. Total: 5 EARTH You are physically strong. You have a close connection with nature. You don't mind getting dirty. You form strong opinions on issues that concern you. You could easily survive in the wild. You care about the environment. You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted. You rarely get depressed. You aren't afraid of anything. You prefer to have a strict set of rules. Total: 4 AIR You have a free spirit. You hate rules. You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces. You hate to be restrained. You are very independent and outgoing. You are quite intelligent. You tend to be impatient. You are easily distracted. You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying. You wish you could fly. Total: 7 DARKNESS You spend most of your time alone You prefer nighttime over daytime. You like creepy things. You like to play tricks on people. Black is your favorite color. You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc. You don't talk much. (In real life...mhm.) You are atheist. You don't mind watching scary movies. You love to break the rules. Total: 8 (B3) LIGHT You are very polite. You are spiritual. When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them. You believe everything you see or hear. You are afraid of the dark. You hate violence. You hope for world peace. You are generally a happy person. Everyone loves to be around you. You always follow the rules. (Not ALWAYS...) Total: 3 Result: Darkness I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (Honestly, I don't really care about the matter. Love is love, either way.) I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (Bad drinking problem? I'm not even old enough to BUY the stuff, let alone DRINK it.) I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (It's a very small percentage, though.) I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems I LIKE POKEMON so I MUST be a total wussy with no life. Do these things ever run out of room or do we just get tired of scrolling down? Congrats on making it to the temporary end! You all get a virtual cookie, virtual autographs, and other various virtual prizes. Thanks to all of my friends and supporters! You guys all get virtual sunglasses that make you and everything else 50% cooler! :D -Crystal | |||||||||
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