Hi everybody! This is my profile!

I know I haven't updated my fics in probably more than a year now, but that is definitely because that part of my brain has mostly died out. I'm leaving them up in the unlikely case that my brain is revived. And/or my muse ever decides to come back from Majorca

I love quotes! Yay quotes!

"Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth!"~ the inside of a bathroom stall door

"I came here for the waters." "What waters, we're in a desert!" "I was misinformed." ~ Casablanca (1 and 3 are Rick, 2 is Louie)

"In Casablanca, I am master of my fate." Louie again. Louie's cool.

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die..." duh who says this.

"We're men! We're men in tights! Tight tights!" if you don't know who says this I pity you to no end... looks away ashamed for you

"..." lots of people say this. it's pretty common.

"Assume a spherical cow." modeling. they tend to assume weird things.

"I reject your reality and substitute it for one of my own." i forgot who said this.

"Shiny." i first heard it said by Malcom Reynolds, of the starship, class Firefly, Serenity. from the TV show Firefly.

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" the french guy from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

"Water is water. And East is East and West is West, and if you stew cranberries and mash them up like applesauce they taste a lot more like prunes than rhubarb does." Groucho Marx

"What are you doing! Stop doing things!" Fry, from Futurama.

"But, Bender need brain! For... smart making!" once again, Fry, from Futurama.

"You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus." Mark Twain

"Under this mask there is more than flesh. Under this mask, is an idea. And ideas are bulletproof." V, from V for Vendetta.

"Men often require duct tape for success. Women can achieve success all on their own." Duct tape Guys.

"Everyone's got somebody. Wash, tell me I'm pretty." ~Kaylee "Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion." ~Wash "'Cause I'm pretty?" ~Kaylee "'Cause you're pretty." ~Wash.

For the weirdos who monitor my favorites lists, they might have noticed that I have been reading a lot more Naruto than I used to. I really like it. For those who don't know what Naruto is, it's a manga/anime. I've only read the manga, but it's amazingly good. Here's a url that has almost all of it, and it's all for free! No downloads needed even! Wow!

http://www.narutochuushin.com/main.php?category=multimedia&page=manga

And for those who already know and love Naruto, here's my top-twelve list of favorite characters, from best liked to least.

Haku

Itachi

Kabuto

Sasuke

Kakashi

Sakura

Kidoumaru

Gaara

Tsunade

Temari

Shikamaru

Neji