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1. Final Fantasy: The Spirit Inside » reviews

The whole movie gets a facelift (and an even worse title) and becomes altogether more gamey. There's magic! Summons! Mystery! Intrigue! Characters with personalities! Oh my god; an update! gasp Chapter 18 up 191003

Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,931 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 10-19-03 - Published: 5-17-02

2. Final Fantasy X version 2 » reviews

Feature length spoof. Updated 28/6. Tidus finally meets the woman of his dreams. She wears black, is sarcastic, and he can see her underwear. (Major character bashing)

Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,587 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 6-28-03 - Published: 1-6-03

3. Abort, Retry, Fail » reviews

Agent Smith, inbetween the two movies. Corruption isn't always a bad thing...

Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,240 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 6-20-03 - Published: 6-14-03 - Smith, A.

4. The Evils of Women reviews

TSW stupidity. Major Elliot discovers that the female of the species is generally more psychotic than the male. . .

Final Fantasy: Spirits Within - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,898 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-14-02

5. The Evils of Hallucinations reviews

TSW. Chirpy bosses, insanely strong anti-depressants, threats to his job and giant, purple caterpillars. Just another ordinary day at the office for Major Elliot. Right? Cookies are waiting for those who read.

Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,767 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-16-02

6. A sudden twist reviews

TSW with a twist. A soldier is sent up to explore Zeus two days after it is destroyed to find out what happened to the first squad sent up there. Spookiness ensues.

Final Fantasy: Spirits Within - Rated: K - English - Suspense/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-30-02

7. Lonely hearts » reviews

Updated, but still with the sucky title. B'oh! Pre TSW - Aki finds herself on the Zeus station after being infected by the Phantoms. Lonely without Gray, she searches for a friend. And she finds one where she least expected. Cookies to those who RR

Final Fantasy: Spirits Within - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,609 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 4-20-02 - Published: 9-2-01

8. The Evils of Alcohol reviews

More random TSW silliness. Major Elliot has to find his notebook, and the only thing standing between him and it is a drunk General Hein. Will the Major get through with his sanity still intact? Probably not!

Final Fantasy: Spirits Within - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-9-02

9. Final Fantasy: The Spirits Outside » reviews

Whoo, chapter three up now. I may actually get this finished some day! Gray talks back to the author, Aki has more dreams, cannon fodder soldiers get killed and Hein just gets weird. I have fresh cookies for those who reviiiiew...

Final Fantasy: Spirits Within - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,430 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 3-29-02 - Published: 1-2-02

10. Insomnia reviews

TSW. Hein has severe insomnia, and is trying to think of why. Rated high for suicidal tendencies and a couple of baaad words. Written while I was suffering an insomnia attack of my own, so be nice to me. Cookies for reviews.

Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-6-02

11. Nightmares reviews

The Fall of San Francisco - before, during and after - seen through the eyes of a younger and less-psychotic Hein. PG for now, as no-one's died yet. Review me and get a special cookie!

Final Fantasy: Spirits Within - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,521 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-17-01

12. Dreams of a Knight reviews

Seifer - injured after his battle with Squall and SeeD - reflects on just why he became Ultimecia's Knight, and what is keeping him going. Reviews only too welcome.

Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-17-01

13. The Evils of Chocolate reviews

Random piece of TSW silliness. Also the first Elliot fic, I believe! The poor Major has a bad day. A very bad day. Hein is not his usual self. Cookies (chocolate ones of course) to those who review!

Final Fantasy: Spirits Within - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9-8-01

14. The PhantomStreet Boys reviews

TSW. Gray wants to impress Aki, so creates a boy band with Hein, Neil, Ryan and Sid (of all people) Only the first part, but there is more to come! Reviews welcome (for a cookie, of course)

Final Fantasy: Spirits Within - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,662 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 8-29-01

15. Therapy... » reviews

This time, Sephiroth gets the Dr I.Callyoumad treatment and winds up in a bizzare Jerry Springer-esque show with his parents!! It's... weird this time! Reviews welcome!

Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 8-26-01 - Published: 7-1-01

16. Romantic Interests... reviews

Yuna is sick and tired of Tidus' idiotic ways, so she tries to find herself another romantic interest. Her first date is with a certain sword-toting, trenchcoat-wearing villain...

Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-26-01

17. It must be done reviews

TSW. Hein gets severely angsty just before he heads off to Zeus. SPOILER warning! Reviews welcome.

Final Fantasy: Spirits Within - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-13-01

18. Locke Cole; 007 And A Half » reviews

The FFVI cast do James Bond. Kupo, kupo, kupopo!! Time to meet the rest of Narshe's secret agent force! Reviews in exchange for cookies!

Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,794 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 8-1-01 - Published: 7-8-01

19. Tears... reviews

Leo thinks about his relationship with Kefka. It gets a bit... yaoi-ish, but nothing severe. Set in Doma the night before the poisoning. Reviews welcome!

Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-17-01

20. A Role Reversal... reviews

What if Celes was the nutcase and Kefka was normal? (I know it's difficult to imagine ^_^ ) This will (eventually) show the game from a slightly different point of view... Reviews welcome

Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-19-01

21. Final Fantasy: The Actors Within... reviews

A group of the FF characters go to the movies and see the trailer for The Spirits Within. And they get stressed. PG-13 for much character bashing (Locke fans, look out). Reviews appreciated

Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-19-01

22. Peace... reviews

Kefka remembers the only time he fell in love... And discovers why fate can be cruel sometimes. Reviews welcome.

Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-17-01

23. The Phantom Menace: Reels of Doom » reviews

Updated again! A few more trip-ups for the cast. Jar-Jar dies, Obi and Qui discover the delight of gas, and we delve a little deeper into Maul's "fragile" soul.

Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,448 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 6-12-01 - Published: 5-10-01

24. Just across the hall... » reviews

Kefka's goes around for a "friendly" chat and Sephiroth gets a little payback! Reviews welcome!

Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,384 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 6-10-01 - Published: 5-10-01

25. The Three Cids... reviews

Three incarnations of Cid go to a bar... And end up going back to the wrong world afterwards!! Reviews welcome!!

Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-29-01

26. The tour continues... reviews

Finally, a sequel to "The Tour Guide"!! Psycho mutants and an evil pop tart conspire to make lil' Toad's life even more Hellish than usual. Reviews welcome!

X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-20-01

27. Complete madness... reviews

A weird round-robin type story involving much parodying of everything!! Involves the Offspring. More explanation in the first chapter!! Reviews welcome!

Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-13-01

28. Heaven reviews

Toad and Magneto die and go to Heaven to be judged. Little cussing (hence the rating) Also a little bit of a Tekken crossover. Will they both get into Heaven? Read and review please!!

X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 4-12-01

29. We Need Tenchi!! (Or do we?) reviews

My own twisted version of Episode Six of Tenchi Muyo!! Lil' bit of a DBZ crossover. Not to be taken seriously!! And I would love some reviews on it please!!

Tenchi Muyo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,868 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-3-01

30. The past can hurt... » reviews

A different side of Kagato. A VERY different side! Read it just cause it's different to everything else!! Set a while before Kagato attacks Tenchi et al. R+R please

Tenchi Muyo - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 3-29-01 - Published: 2-25-01

31. Four men and a lift reviews

Kuja, Toad from X-men, Vegeta from DBZ and Hannibal Lecter get trapped in a lift together! It IS as weird as it sounds! Reviews welcome!

Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 3-22-01

32. Mists of revenge » reviews

Getting a little more violent now... An old enemy is back, and longing for revenge. But he's more powerful than Tenchi and the others imagined... R+R please

Tenchi Muyo - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,289 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-4-01 - Published: 2-23-01

33. The Tour Guide reviews

Toad has to lead the X-Men around a most bizarre theme park... Reviews pleasey

X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,632 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-25-01

34. The Space-Time Continuum reviews

Toad goes on a little adventure!! Bit... Weird... Review! Pleeeease!

X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-23-01

35. Thoughts of a Master reviews

Could this be the reason for Magneto's attack in the movie? I doubt it. Review pleasey?

X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-23-01