| Satine89 |
Author has written 47 stories for Inuyasha, Shaman King, Naruto, Yu-Gi-Oh, Dexter's Laboratory, Pokemon, Ed, Edd n Eddy, One Piece, Azumanga Daioh, Hana-Kimi, Artemis Fowl, Family Guy, Eyeshield 21, Pirates of the Caribbean, Invader Zim, Gorillaz, High School Musical, Misc. Comics, Harry Potter, Misc. Movies, Misc. Tv Shows, and Big Bang Theory. Note (06/17/09): I will be updating my fictions. Contrary to popular belief, I have not stopped writing. This summer will see the completion of two fanfictions. "The Portmanteau Rule" will be the first story to be finished; "Griffin's Eleven" will be updated as well. "COMING TO AMERICA" HAS BEEN CANCELLED. STOP PMING ME ABOUT IT. Any questions? PM me! Name: why, it’s Satine89! I was born with it! Age: Old enough... to party... Favorite Bands: Gorillaz, Jupiter Rising, Fall Out Boy, ABBA Favorite Movies: Ratatouille, Wayne's World, There Will Be Blood Favorite Books: A Clockwork Orange (Anthony Burgess), Thus Spoke Zarathustra (Frederick Nietzche), Lolita (Vladimir Nabokov), Misery (Stephen King) Affiliations: Mary Sue Expert for a number of RPing sites; moderator, Family Guy Fanfiction board; Los Angeles Dodgers "Blue Glove" (aka Superfan); Tim Lincecum Fangirl; Bill Hader Fangirl Shoutouts: - My beautiful beta Nat, who saved Griffin's Eleven, finished Fraud!, and is all-around more than I deserve for a beta. :D Thank you Nat! - EdenLEO, for the beautiful avatar of Cassie Buchem. :D - Haylias, without whom I would've stopped writing FG fic completely. - Tania, the most awesome chick to R and R BBT fic ever. ;D - My nameless BFF. She knows why. - Rhea and everyone at Writer's Anonymous for helping me grow as a writer and a person. Any fic not listed here is currently not being written or cancelled. My Currently Running Fics: - Griffin’s Eleven (Family Guy): Peter gets arrested for assaulting a girl in a bar, and spends two years in the can. But when he comes out, he finds that Lois has left him for a casino mogul. So Peter, in his infinite wisdom, thinks the best way to win Lois back is to rob her boyfriend’s casino. A Family Guy-style spin on Ocean’s Eleven. Will be finished mid-2010. - The Portmanteau Rule (The Big Bang Theory): Sheldon's cousin Emile comes to visit, and immediately causes trouble. Not only is she Leonard's ex-girlfriend, she's as pushy as Sheldon, determined to prove herself, and gets drunk easily. It's a good thing Penny's taken a liking to her, otherwise Leonard would probably kill her. Likely to be 20+ chaps as well. Will be finished when I remember to post... On Hiatus: - Dexter and Mandark Trip the Realm (Dexter's Laboratory): Dexter builds a device with ten worlds in it. Mandark, in his infinite wisdom, steals it before its done and gets the two rivals trapped within it, destined to fall between each world to escape. But it's not the realm-tripping that's becoming a problem; it's the things Dexter and Mandark are learning about themselves, their beloved Nora Debussi, and the secrets spilling out all around them... Has been put on hiatus because of the sheer number of multi-chaptered fics I tried to undertake at one time. Will be resumed when Megu-chan desu ka? is started, late 2009/early 2010. Possibly Coming Soon: - Megu-chan desu ka? (Family Guy): Because writing Family Guy is so therapeutic to me, I've decided to run two multi-chaptered fics at a time: one FG, one non. So the next projects I will work on will be Dexter and Mandark... and this one. Lois decides to host a dinner party, but it turns out so disastrous that Meg has a nervous breakdown. While crying in her room, Meg wishes that her life was like an anime. When she wakes up the next morning, she finds out that she, GRIFFIN Meg, is the magical girl Megu-chan, not to mention that everyone looks like an anime character, her best friend Cassandra is a panty-flasher, and Stewie is trying to take the life-energy out of every human on Earth. Oh, and Peter's a chick. Coming in early 2010. - Of Filth and Fame (Family Guy): If the planned multi-author Multiverse project comes about, I'll end up posting this as a part of the short story series. Stewie has a dark secret: he watches baseball. When Brian finds out, Stewie vents that his favorite team missed the playoffs, so Brian suggests using the Multiverse Remote to visit a world where Stewie's team DID make the playoffs. The world they end up in is horrifying in many ways: Chris is a thin high school athelete with tremendous talent and tenuous ties to sanity, Lois is a kind of whore-for-hire for baseball players, Quagmire is one of the best ball players in the MLB, and the Other Brian is named Nomar. But behind all the insanity, is Stewie becoming attached to staying...? Probably coming 2010. - I Wear High Heels, She Wears Sneakers (Pokemon): This is an expansion of the one-shot I did a while ago, "A Nonexistent Triangle". I decided to work on this because I haven't had a good opportunity to write some good old-fashioned angst in a while. Plot: James is in love with Ash. Ash is with Misty, despite the fact that he is now traveling companions with the family duo Max and May. After May accidentally breaks James' leg, and Team Rocket becomes company to Ash's party, Misty comes to visit. And James, already in a pain-fueled downward spiral, starts coming completely unglued... TOTAL ANGST-FEST YAY! Will be done later. - Kong School Musical 2 (Gorillaz): Paula Cracker, deranged as ever, invites Kong School's new super-band, consisting of her ex Stuart (2D), his girlfriend Noodle Hobbs, nutjob Murdoc Niccals, and hulking Russel Hobbs, to play at the country club her parents own and operate. However, Rachel Stevens and Werzel are also there, creating some musical competition, which soon spirals into romantic complications and entanglements, especially when country club employee Helen Richards steals Murdoc's heart... I'll start this when I start this. shrug - Slater and Michaels A Go-Go! (Superbad): Officers Slater and Michaels end up in the most confusing shoot-out ever with a cokehead and a hotel heiress over an Astrovan. Just need to work on an ending. Renovations: Renovations to my old stories will be ongoing. - Something I Believe In: First chapter fixed to put in page breaks. - The Time Saga: I'm fixing lines and rereading the story, putting in page breaks where needed. Word of warning: this is the worst story I've ever written. It's such a bad Mary Sue... I keep it on just because it was my first story to get more than ten reviews... - Amusing: Fixed to include breaks. This was another tough one to read, because it sucked SO BAD. Satine89 is the winner of the January and February Writer's Anonymous Challenge, for her Harry Potter fiction 'Death to CK!'. She was also honorable mention for the March and April WA Challenge, with the There Will Be Blood story 'Softly into the Dark Night', the July and August Random Word Challenge for her SNL story 'Fraud!', and the November and December Challenge for her Family Guy story 'Daddy's Girl'. Her Shaman King story 'Mikan' was entered into the May and June Color Challenge, but was not a finalist. Want help with writing? Writers Anonymous is a great forum! Wanna schmooze with the top Family Guy fic writers? Ander Arias has a forum for that! 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1. Griffin's Eleven » reviewsPeter, recently out of jail and divorced from Lois, wants to win his ex-wife back from a casino mogul. Robbing his casino might not be the best way to do that, but with Brian, Quagmire, Cleveland and a host of others behind him, it just might work!Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,378 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 11-23-09 - Published: 9-2-07 - Peter G. & Brian G.2. The Portmanteau Rule » reviewsSheldon has kindly invited his cousin Emile to stay at his apartment during a business trip. He doesn't see a problem with it. She's only Leonard's ex-girlfriend, determined to ruin his life. T for language and sexual content.Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,467 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 7-5-09 - Published: 7-27-083. Daddy's Girl reviewsWA Time Challenge entry. Some twenty-odd years in the future, a Quahog teenager, Reina, is trying to keep her mind off of Dad's death. It's just like Lois to start talking about her dad, isn't it? Oneshot.Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,604 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-22-08 - Complete4. Kong School Musical: Remix Edition » reviewsAn AU parodyhomage to High School Muscial wherein a host of crazies attend Kong High School, home of the most certifiably insane teens on earth. It's here that Murdoc Niccals decides to start the world's greatest band...Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,994 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 8-25-08 - Published: 7-14-07 - Complete5. Fraud! reviewsWA Random Word Challenge entry. SNL Church Lady. Ginny Barton is sick of being shamed by that insufferable Church Lady, so she decides to get back at her...Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-20-08 - Complete6. Mikan reviewsWA Color Challenge - Orange. A year has passed since the Shaman Fight's end, and Ren is still suffering from its aftermath. However, Ren may have just met the person to end his melancholy...Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,239 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-14-08 - Ren T. & Yoh A. - Complete7. Dexter and Mandark Trip the Realm » reviewsThe true sequel to Something I Believe In. Dexter creates a device to go to ten different worlds. Mandark steals it before it's completed and sends the two of them hurtling through various dimensions. How will they get home to Nora? OCs present, AU.Dexter's Laboratory - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,355 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 5-29-08 - Published: 11-13-078. Softly Into the Dark Night reviewsThere Will Be Blood fic. Eli Sunday was never normal. Not when he started the Church of the Third Revelation, not when he met Daniel Plainview, and certainly not afterwards. WA Branching Out Challenge entry. Borderline T-M rating.Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,557 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-23-08 - Complete9. Wipe Away Your Inhibitions » reviewsSequel to 'Sleeping With the Television On'. Nosy Umi Sango always gets the best gossip for her school newspaper column, but when she's assigned a story on the Deimon Devil Bats, will her invasive ways destroy the team and her friendship with Mamori?Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,750 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-7-08 - Published: 8-6-0710. The Things They're Trying to Tell Us Now » reviewsTara Flanaghan, Ac Dec pushover, is in love. When Sharpay, her mortal enemy, finds out who her crush is, she blackmails the hapless Tara into telling him. Problem: Tara ISN'T in love with Troy, as Sharpay believes...High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,822 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 2-7-08 - Published: 8-24-07 - Complete11. Death to CK! reviewsWA Hook Challenge Winner! AU. The Character Killer, or CK, is on the loose, and Fred and George have made it their duty to stop her! Of course, George has more reason to care than Fred... minor twincest, oneshot, could be considered a crack-fic.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-11-08 - Fred W. & George W. - Complete12. Miseres » reviewsAlmond is a girl that is deeply infatuated with someone in Peach Creek... while unconscious, she makes a deal with the devil. What will her darling Rolf think of her now? -Chapter Six up- PG-13 for sexual themes.Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,964 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-24-07 - Published: 12-8-0413. Scavenger Hunt reviewsMandark's day was going badly anyway. Dexter steals his chem notes and hides them, sending Mandark on a wild goose chase. But why? Mandark's day is about to get interesting... Dexdark slash oneshot.Dexter's Laboratory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-24-07 - Complete14. Hard Feelings reviewsPvP webcomic FrancisBrent oneshot. After Brent kisses Francis to oneup him in the ongoing prank war, the teenager comes to a sudden, oblique realization that Brent got revenge in the most terrible way possible.Misc. Comics - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-11-07 - Complete15. The Wandering Age: Necessity reviewsPenny ArcadeCardboard Tube Samurai. The travails of a female island slave, and how the Cardboard Tube Samurai plays into her life. Violence present. Oneshot.Misc. Comics - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-23-07 - Complete16. The Plug » reviewsZim finds himself at the mercy of a crazed Irken, but the stakes are high: this Irken is the only female Irken who can have children, and the mate she picks will have to die. Rated T for suspense and mature theme.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,102 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 8-6-07 - Published: 6-18-07 - Zim & Dib - Complete17. Coming to America! » reviewsNaruto and a ton of other ninja have been sent to America their new mission, apparently. And as they make new friends, fall in love, and go through typical teenaged angst, they crack crude jokes and try to escape from Itachi and his latest plan!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,308 - Reviews: 103 - Updated: 5-6-07 - Published: 5-20-0518. The Story of a Girl reviewsOne of Elizabeth's wedding guests seems to be out to kill her... or is she really just looking for something? Oneshot. Find out pairings yourself! Rated K for romance and mild violence.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,403 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-11-07 - Complete19. The Silent Game » reviewsPeter, Joe, Quagmire, CLeveland, and Brian have to be silent for an undetermined amount of time to win 50 from Stewie. Can they do it? Worse yet, can they be themselves while being silent? T for language and sexual jokes.Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,357 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 1-11-07 - Published: 7-3-05 - Stewie G. & Peter G. - Complete20. Sleeping With The Television On » reviewsA new reciever, Moto Hanada, joins the Deimon Devil Bats after the Ojo game. While everyone else is pleased with his joining, Hiruma can't help but be suspicious of him... T for language and sexual themes.Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,772 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 10-14-06 - Published: 1-17-06 - Complete21. The Chocolate Girl » reviewsA chocolateselling teen catches the eye of little Stewie, and in a misguided action, he follows her home, bringing Amber Alerts, frantic mothers, and Quagmire after Stewie and the teen! T for language and... Quagmire.Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,718 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 6-22-05 - Published: 6-14-05 - Stewie G. - Complete22. Inspiring Audacity reviewsArtemis is plotting his latest move, but a player girl from the neighboring school has set her sights on him! Of course, Artemis wants her gone, but what will it take? K for language. One-shot.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 5-23-05 - Artemis F. - Complete23. Les Shaman Miserables » reviewsThe strangest crossover ever concieved - Les Miserables with the Shaman King cast... makes for an interesting read, though... PG-13 for sexual content, language, violence and angst.Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 23,307 - Reviews: 98 - Updated: 4-21-05 - Published: 12-20-0424. Sasuke, Day In and Day Out » reviewsThe everyday life of Sasuke when he is forced to live with Naruto and Sakura in the same house! PG just for no reasonNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 4-19-05 - Published: 1-17-0525. Thinly Veiled reviewsSomeone is in love with Sasuke... a male someone! Ino knows who it is... but does this guy have any chance of getting Sasuke to go to a dance with him? PG for yaoiness.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-31-05 - Sasuke U. - Complete26. Scratch » reviews(Hana-Kimi) Haruka's life is ruined by Dr. Umeda... and Minabi Nanba is in love with her! Could her life be any more screwy? Pg-13 for sexual situations.Hana-Kimi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 3-31-05 - Published: 2-26-0527. If I Only Had the Words to Tell You: Kagome's Affe » reviewsMiroku totally loves Kagome... but when Sango's wrath goes too far, he ditches. So what's up with him? PG for romantic themes and mild violence. rnFINISHED with new endingInuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,865 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-10-05 - Published: 11-17-04 - Miroku & Sango - Complete28. A Nonexistent Triangle reviewsJames, plagued with selfinflicted insomnia, muses on his peculiar situation in particular, his peculiar crush... Pokemon Advance Characters present, American namesPokemon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-7-05 - James/Kojirō & May/Haruka - Complete29. When Nothingness Ends 2 reviewsSequel to When Nothingness Ends. Poor Osaka gets beaned with a volleyball, but the person who threw it is nothing short of perfect for our favorite ditz! PG for romance.Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-19-05 - Complete30. A Place of My Own » reviewsThe sequel to Something I Believe In. Dexter is very jealous of Mandark for taking Nora - or is he jealous of Nora for taking Mandark? angst fest Pg-13 for angst, mild violence, and romance, of course...Dexter's Laboratory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-1-05 - Published: 12-21-04 - Dexter & S. Mandark A.31. She Will Be Loved » reviewsNaruto messes with time, and now Sakura is the foxdemon child. Rock Lee and Naruto are the only ones who remember a happier time will Lee snag Sakura or will he save his village? FINISHED PG for mild language and romance.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,938 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 1-1-05 - Published: 12-6-04 - Lee R. & Naruto U. - Complete32. When Nothingness Ends reviewsYomi knows that she needs to mature before college... but someone comes to her before college. One-shot, YomixTomo. PG for... shojo-ai. hahahahaAzumanga Daioh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-1-05 - Complete33. So Much Different Inside reviewsSeto Kaiba is lost in thought... even daydreaming! So what's going on...? Not a comedy! PG for... um... mature themes? Grr... wotinthehell is that called!Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-27-04 - Seto K. - Complete34. You Didn't Break My Heart, He Did reviewsSequel to 'Drabble and then You'. Mai sees one event, and now she has to rethink a few things. Oneshot. MaixJou, JouxSeto. PG because of mature themes, I think it's called...Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-22-04 - Mai K. - Complete35. Shaman King: The Time Saga » reviewsYoh Asakura's newest adventure involves the beautiful Kimaguire Okono. More madness from me, Satine89. Falling in Time has been added Pg13 for violence and sexual themesShaman King - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,203 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 12-22-04 - Published: 11-23-04 - Yoh A. & Hao A. - Complete36. Shikamaru's Game of Solitaire reviewsAnother sequel to 'Sasuke Gets Stuck in a Hole'. Shikamaru is trying to play solitaire, but Sasuke's fangirls, Rock Lee, and a poker tournament are getting in his way... PG13 for language and hints of yaoiness.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-21-04 - Shikamaru N. - Complete37. Let Me Return » reviewsLuffy and his crew accidentally land on Usopp's old home-island to restock, and they're taking three days to themselves! But a lot can happen in three days... -Two up- (figure out the pairings yourself) PG for romance and stuff.One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,834 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-20-04 - Published: 12-14-0438. Something I Believe In Miracle Romance » reviewsNora Debussi has beauty and brains, and she could pick any guy she wants. So she picks... Mandark! Will Mandark get over his blondehaired goddess to pick Nora? FINISHED PG13 for romantic complications, language, mild violence, and lots of daDexter's Laboratory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,912 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 12-20-04 - Published: 11-28-04 - Complete39. Drabble and then You reviewsJonouchi okay, dub people, Joey thinks about some people... in particular, a person he hates. One shot. JonouxSeto. PG just cuz i don't think it's for kids, but not too bad.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-20-04 - K. Jounouchi - Complete40. Ode To Sasuke reviewsA sorid love poem. Slight Shaman King crossoverNaruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-5-04 - Sasuke U. - Complete41. Kojirou Breaks A Poke Ball reviewsYes, impossible things DO happen, as it seems... Look at the title for a pretty roundabout plot description. Yay I don't have to write rating advisories for this one...Pokemon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-1-04 - Complete42. Naruto Gets Humiliated But He Has A Ramen Coupon reviewsRead the title. The semisequel to my retarded but apparently hilarious 'Sasuke Gets Stuck in a Hole'. Shikamaru and Naruto want to humiliate Sakura, but the joke's really on them! PG for hints of yaoiism and mild language.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-29-04 - Naruto U. & Shikamaru N. - Complete43. Ren Makes A New Friend And Plots Revenge reviewsShaman KingDexter's Lab After having read a really offensive story about himself, Ren goes offensive with another person having the same problem he does... PG for vindictiveness and just... strange stuff.Shaman King - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-29-04 - Ren T. - Complete44. Kaiba Plays Simon Says reviewsKaiba gets sick of his fangirls, so he decides to host a mass game of Simon Says. Rated PG for allaround vindictiveness. Pair with Sasuke Gets Stuck In a Hole for more fun!Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-25-04 - Seto K. - Complete45. Sasuke Gets Stuck in a Hole reviewsIf you read the title, you'll have a pretty good idea of what this story's about. Rated Pg13 just to be safe, but there is adult language and... pointing a certain finger up someone's nose. laughs for no reasonNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-25-04 - Sasuke U. - Complete46. Remains of the Dawn reviewsI know that my typical Author Intro isn't here... well, this story is so hard to explain... aw, heck, just read it. PG for innuendo.Shaman King - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-23-04 - Ren T. - Complete47. Amusing: A Shaman King Story reviewsTomori and Hitosa are shamanic sisters headed for Patch Village. However, Hitosa isn't really concerned about the Shaman Fight she really wants Ren. PG for mild innuendo. PS I wrote Sumendi as the author. That's just me.Shaman King - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-18-04 - Ren T. - Complete