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since	: 05-09-03, id: 382303, Profile Updated: 04-17-08
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Author has written 10 stories for Secret Window, and House, M.D..

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I first started writing fanfiction in late 2004, for the movie version of Stephen King's Secret Window. The psychological subplots and the claustrophobic setting appealed to me, but eventually the fandom became overrun with Johnny Depp fangirls and their Mary Sues. Blech. That's a definite downside to having a famously beautiful man play the lead in your fandom of choice. Thanks, but no thanks. As much as I adored it, I don't write for that fandom anymore.

I discovered the TV show "House, M.D." almost exactly a year later, and immediately had a fit of glee at the wit, the sarcasm, the masterful use of subtext, and most of all... the intellectual dialogue. Undeniably smart characters in canon... a definite Mary Sue deterrent if I ever saw any. I think I'll be here for a while yet.

First and foremost, I'm a humor writer, since I'm not particularly angsty by nature and I love absurdity. The type of humor I like (and like to write) ranges from the subtleness of deadpan wit to complete and total lunacy. You'll see hints of the ridiculous poking through the narration in most of my stories, which is a specific writing style I've been working to cultivate in my fiction.

My aim in writing, therefore... is to be silly. That's all there is to it.

Recently, I've been trying different styles, experimenting with bizarre and unusual circumstances. I realize there probably isn't much of an audience for stories like Losing Marbles, which throws Wilson into a sort of H2G2-esque setting, but it's fun for me.

I appreciate any feedback you give me.

Currently writing: (I try to keep this section as up-to-date as possible. I last updated this section on 18 April 2008.)
Nothing.

Current status: On semi-permanent hiatus. Apparently I'm not good at juggling fandom and college.

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1. Trick of the Light reviews
An unusual patient brought into the trauma center piques House's curiosity. Nobody expected him to bite...
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-4-08 - G. House & J. Wilson

2. Unknown Origin reviews
What if the cast of House had gone into entertainment instead of medicine? Introducing Unknown Origin, the hottest new boyband to come out of Cuddy Enterprises. //CRACKFIC. Not to be taken seriously plz.//
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-18-07 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete

3. Codependence » reviews
ABANDONED, PREPPING FOR REWRITE-- Wilson's antivampirism serum starts losing its effectiveness, and House is faced with the prospect of living with a vampire. //HouseWilson, Crossover//
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,092 - Reviews: 96 - Updated: 6-14-07 - Published: 5-14-06 - J. Wilson & G. House

4. Losing Marbles » reviews
An unforseen collision between universes throws Wilson into a parallel reality where he's in a psych ward and nobody really knows who he is. //eventual HouseWilson//
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,063 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 4-22-07 - Published: 1-2-07 - J. Wilson & G. House

5. Unintended Impression reviews
House makes the mistake of 'admitting' his homosexuality in a very public place, and the Diagnostics team falls into complete and utter chaos. Wilson is understandably bewildered. //HouseWilson//
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 54 - Published: 5-15-06 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete

6. Of Sandwiches and Snogging reviews
Wilson plays an April Fools joke that confuses the hell out of House. //HouseWilson//
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 4-29-06 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete

7. Third Base and Bad Ties reviews
Wilson gets kind of stupid when he's exhausted. House pokes fun at him.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 49 - Published: 3-1-06 - J. Wilson & G. House - Complete

8. General Opinion reviews
In which House and Wilson are not really together. Really.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 1-22-06 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete

9. Room To Breathe » reviews
Mort wants to go outside. His guilt won't let him.
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-15-05 - Published: 1-9-05 - Complete

10. The Complexity of Coffee reviews
Mort discovers the major annoyances of ordering coffee.
Secret Window - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 9-6-04 - Complete

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