Name: Yeah, like I'd tell you. That would be a total disaster (heavy on the dis)

Nickname: Call me whatever you want: H2O, Water, Water Breather, George, Piano, Monkey, Smiles, Perfection, the list just keeps going on and on

Gender: Hmmm What are my choices?

Age: between 1 and 100

Birthday: In between January 1 and December 31

Where I live: Somewhere on the Planet Earth

Race: Kateran

Phone Number: Why would you want to know? Unless you were looking for a date. If you are, keep on looking

My theme songs: 'Don't Worry Be Happy' and 'You're Never Fully Dressed Without a Smile' (Not because I'm optomistic but because I'm always laughing)

Favorite colors: any shade of blue, green, purple, and brown

Favorite animals: dolphins, tigers, and penguins (random, right?)

Favorite sports: swimming, soccer, volleyball

Favorite things to do: read, write, make up stories in my head, swim, listen to music, sing

A special shout out to me Best Friend WolfTears262: Kateran's all the way!!

The only thing stupider than Sponge Bob is Sponge Bob in a language you don't understand. (We watched it in Spanish class. I didn't understand a thing.)

Funny Joke from a Loony Tunes Joke Book:

Daffy Duck: How dare you tell everone that I'm an idiot?!

Bugs Bunny: Sorry, Doc. I didn't know it was a secret.

"Friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (I have no clue who said this)

"HAIL, BAT OF JUSTICE, WE REQUIRE YOUR MAJOR HACKING SKILLS OF EPICNESS" (FireZenzizenzizenzic)

"You know you want to smile. You're trying not to smile, trying not to give me the satisfacation of you smiling. And to you all this sounds like is 'Blah Blah Blah Blah' I could be the teacher in Charlie Brown." (Me trying to get my friend to smile)