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I found this on Professer03's profile and really liked it. It's so true!!!!

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when your crush rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: Already has the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: Go over to his house and kick his butt

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail

BEST FRIENDS: Sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "Signs" for movie night then scare you in the process

FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: Best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: Don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: Are there when you're sitting in a bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you

BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the Hell out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you

FRIENDS: Will tell you they know how you feel

BEST FRIENDS: Will sit down and cry with you

FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour

BEST FRIENDS: Will call you at two in the morning

FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things

BEST FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things 'alone'.

FRIENDS: Will not try anything that will embarrass you while near your crush.

BEST FRIENDS: Will cackle evilly and try to push you 'by accident' into him while standing next to

FRIENDS: Will take you to buy a pregnancy test

BEST FRIENDS: Will stand outside the bathroom screaming "NAME IT AFTER ME!"

FRIENDS: call you totally insane for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

FRIENDS: Fade

BEST FRIENDS: Are forever


I AM A STARKID.

I believe that I gotta get back to Hogwarts.

I believe all lions are headmasters at schools on distant planets.

I believe that Red Vines are the answer to all of life’s problems.

I believe that a pair of colorful sunglasses is the ULTIMATE accessory.

I believe that Ann Arbor Michigan is a better vacation spot than Disney World (unless the Starkids are at Disney World).

I believe to be wary when using the potty.

I believe that sock drawers are the best place to be when you’re feeling down.

I believe that it is weird that they have Draco Malfoy played by a boy in the movies-what’s with that?

I believe that you should listen to your heart.

I believe in Zefron because he’s so charismatic.

I believe everything has its place, and that if you leave dirty clothes on a chair, the chair will smell like dirty clothes.

I believe that Darren Criss is going somewhere big and fast, yet I will never forget it all started with the boy sitting in the dark onstage.

I believe that no one really knows what a true Hufflepuff is.

I believe that you have to be stronger than a man; you have to be a WOMAN.

I believe in Joey Richter’s crooked jaw.

I believe that it’s really hard to read Snape in the Harry Potter books without hearing Joe Moses.

I believe that I might be in danger of falling in love with Hermione Granger.

I believe that the best way to defeat a beast is through the power of song.

I believe that no one really needs to say goodbye.

I believe in a fandom so intense, it only takes a few clicks to make you feel like a part of something big.

I believe in checking the Starkid facebook pages obsessively throughout the day.

I believe that there was a reason that Teenage Dream was the bestselling glee song ever, and DCriss has got the voice of a wizard angel.

I believe in getting a Twitter account just to follow all of the Starkids.

I believe in laughing to myself whenever someone asks me ‘Did you get my text?”, and I believe there is nothing wrong in getting weird looks.

I believe in random sing along sessions, where everyone magically knows the words.

I believe that it’s impossible to watch Harry Potter without laughing inside every time Draco says, “My father will hear of this!”

I believe that Disney songs only sound right when they are played on a guitar by a cute curly haired boy in his bedroom.

I believe that happiness is as simple as a pack of Doublestuff Oreos and a couple hours of online musicals.

I believe that there is nothing wrong with being obsessed with something, especially when that something is totally awesome.

I believe in a part of something bigger than all of us.

I believe in a community of dorky, life-loving fans that are spread across the world, and yet share the love of a few viral YouTube videos.

I believe that the Internet doesn’t have to be an evil place; it can be a place for you to have a second family.

I believe in the little theater group that could.

I believe that we are, indeed, all in this together and that is totally awesome.

I believe that this must be how it feels to have a home.

I believe that I’m not alone.

I believe that I can do anything in the world because these guys have shown me it is possible.

I believe in myself.

I BELIEVE IN TEAM STARKID.

(stolen from Cupcake Ninja Platypus)

1. What Had Just Begun reviews
Taz had no idea what had just begun when she got her first zapper... Up had no idea what had just begun when her took her back to the starship... Watch their journey together, the toughest Starship Ranger there ever was and the fiery little Mexican girl, from the beginning.
Starship - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-18-13 - Taz & Up