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Author has written 26 stories for LXG, Harry Potter, X-Men: The Movie, Sentinel, Sweeney Todd, Hunchback of Notre Dame, and Mighty Boosh. The Mighty Boosh fics Holy crap, has this show ever blindsided me. I've got my first story posted already, a recycled fic that I originally wrote for The Sentinel. No Boosh slash yet, but stay tuned, it's coming. But not Howard/Vince. Most likely Howard/Naboo, or as I like to call it, Howaboo. Be sure and visit my forum! Safe Haven For Slashers. Homophobes and Fundies keep out. The Sentinel fics Some of you may recognize these fics. I wrote them under another name years and years ago, and decided to post them here, at last. These were written back in like 1996-1999. I have changed a lot as a writer since then. My Sentinel fics are VERY schmoozy and smarmy. Be forewarned. I mean like yikes. Can't believe The Sentinel is ten years old already!
I haven't had any inspritation in X-Men fandom since my first and only X-Men story, Gone Fishing. Sorry! Harry Potter fics Nightmares will be continued as soon as I can track down my muse. Sorry for the delay. I've been a fan of the Potter universe, officially, for just over a year as of July 2005. I had read all the books before that, of course, but didn't get yanked into fandom until the movie, Prisoner of Azkaban, which inspired "Snape's Ponderings." And it was all downhill from there. I don't own any of the characters in my HP fics, I don't think. I don't usually do much with original characters. Oh, I did create Sylvus, in the fic, "Hostage Crisis." In fact I imply heavily that he and Snape have a backstory (not slash, though). I may bring Sylvus back at some point. If you care, he's Snape's step brother. I have toyed with the idea of writing a lemon with Snape and an OFC, but I soooofear Mary Sues, and it's so easy for an OFC to go into Sueville.So not sure that will ever happen. Although a few folks have asked me if "Hero Worship" is meant to be a lemon, to which I can only reply...ew. She's ELEVEN. So far, the only action my Snape has gotten has been offscreen, with Hermione (as an adult) and Lupin. If JKR herself is reading this (yeah right), I just want to say...GET BACK TO WORK ON BOOK SEVEN, WOMAN! No, just kidding (or maybe I'm not). What I would like to say is, thank you for getting kids reading again. And please don't sue me, unless you want possession of a beat up 1995 Ford and eleven flatulent cats. | |||||||||
1. Bounty reviewsTwo strangers enter the shop and try to kidnap Naboo in broad daylight. Detecting a mass attack, Dennis orders all shamans to go into hiding. Is a tiny, rural Scottish town ready for The Boosh, and can Naboo's friends protect him from an unknown evil?Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,688 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-8-09 - Naboo & Howard M.2. The Hitcher: Foiled Again! reviewsIt's Naboo's turn to be in need of rescue when The Hitcher gets hold of The Amulet again. Lots of Naboo-peril and angst, hurt/comfort, smarmy innocent fun. T for language.Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,530 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-30-09 - Naboo - Complete3. The Art of Shaman Persuasion »A missing scene from "The Priest and the Beast." Naboo needs persuasion to give the Boosh something to help them find the 'New Sound.'Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,450 - Updated: 9-14-09 - Published: 9-10-09 - Naboo & Howard M.4. Adult Swim reviewsThe Mighty Boosh is on tour, and staying at a posh hotel. Howard and Naboo decide to visit the hotel's pool, and much mischief ensues.Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-4-09 - Complete5. Clopin's Rescue reviewsWritten for Perlusion, inspired completely by her fanart on Deviantart. Clopin is captured and tortured by a rogue lieutenant, then saved by Phoebus. Really short.Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-24-09 - Complete6. A Tender Tale of Sweeney Todd reviewsSLASH SLASH SLASH, and by SLASH I mean homosexuality, not razors. This is a SLASH story with SweeneyAnthony, and it tells the story of what might have happened when Sweeney was rescued from the sea by young Anthony.Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 12-22-07 - Complete7. Snape's First Time reviewsSLASH, but barely. Very mild and innocent. Everyone remembers their first time. SnapeRemus.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 8-9-07 - Severus S. & Remus L. - Complete8. Indebted reviewsTakes place right after the episode The Debt. Jim acts like a jerk.Sentinel - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-14-06 - Complete9. Besieged reviewsMissing scene from the episode, The Seige.Sentinel - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-14-06 - Complete10. Vendetta: The Missing Scene » reviewsWhat might have happened in the sewers, instead of what was in the episode. Spoilers for Vendetta.Sentinel - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,507 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-14-06 - Complete11. Aggressive Snuggling reviewsA DEEP WATER missing scene. Very smary.Sentinel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-14-06 - Complete12. Afterlash reviewsA missing scene from the episode Cypher.Sentinel - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-5-06 - Complete13. Gone Fishing reviewsReposted in nonscript format. : Bobby takes Kurt fishing. Set after the second movie.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-17-0514. Nightmares » reviewsSLASH Set near the beginning of Year Three. Lupin starts keeping a journal. In it he can confess his secret love of Severus Snape and tell the story of a strange series of events involving Snape's nightmares.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,750 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 6-14-05 - Published: 6-7-05 - Remus L. & Severus S.15. Things Snape Would Say if He Read Fanfic reviewsA lighthearted look at what our favorite snarky git might say if he came across Fanfiction Dot Net.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 61 - Published: 6-14-05 - Severus S.16. New Daddy reviewsVERY short. Snape is a new Daddy. SSHG fic. No likee? No readee. Set in the future, Hermione is an adult.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 1-13-05 - Hermione G. & Severus S.17. The Day the Potters Died reviewsAKA "Snape's Moment of Truth." A filk (song parody) to the tune of "American Pie" (The Day the Music Died) by Don McLean. Snape thinks over his role in the upcoming war.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-30-04 - Severus S.18. Closets and Confessions reviewsSnape has a terrible scare, and Lupin is the sole audience to one of the Potions master's most secret confessions.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 10-4-04 - Severus S. & Remus L.19. Rivalry and Rescue reviewsAnother take on the Whomping Willow incident.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-21-04 - James P. & Severus S.20. We Have Met the Enemy reviewsGEN 6th-year Black hates Snape, and vice versa. But an afternoon in exile together may change things. After nearly accidentally killing him, Black learns that there is more to Snape than just a greasy little git. Gross-out warning, language.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,709 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 8-19-04 - Sirius B. & Severus S.21. Hostage Crisis » reviewsSet in Year Three. Snape is taken hostage when he interrupts an intruder stealing controlled substances from his Potions cabinet. Hermione settles her debt to him from "Hero Worship."Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,925 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 8-5-04 - Published: 8-3-04 - Severus S. & Hermione G.22. I Love to See You Smile reviewsSLASH, SSRL. Newish lovers Snape and Lupin spend an evening together. No sex this time out (first HP slash). Just light bondage, tickling and naughty words. Sweet sappy ending. The "F" word abounds, hence the R rating.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 7-27-04 - Severus S. & Remus L.23. Hero Worship reviewsFrom year one of movieverse. GEN. Hermione develops a crush on Snape after he saves her life. The Potions master is not impressed.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,576 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 6-18-04 - Severus S. & Hermione G.24. Snape's Ponderings reviewsWhat went on in Snape's head during the werewolf scene in the PoA film.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 6-10-04 - Severus S. & Remus L.25. JUST THE BEST MARY SUE, EVER! » reviewsThe Mary Sue Litmus Test taken to the extreme. F words. Mild slash.LXG - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,932 - Reviews: 58 - Published: 3-24-04
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