| Lonely Blackbird |
Author has written 5 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, The Santa Clause, and Kane Chronicles. Hi! I'm Blackbird!!!!!!!!! I'm a BIG Rick Riordan fan and i LOVE PJO and HOO and KC. I also am absessed with Doctor Who, The Sarah Jane Adventures, Torchwood, Young Justice, The Roman Mysteries, Harry Potter, the Avengers, and HETALIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Name: Blackbird. That's not my real name so if you wanted to know that you're officially a stalker! Gender: Female. BFF's: Like i'd tell you that. Godly Parent: Bacchus, Roman god of wine, party's, and MADNESS (as in the crazy type). Favorite Nation (APH): Switzerland! "Man up or i'll beat you with my peace prize!" Favorite Color: Green. Location: Earth. (Or am I on Mars?) Favorite Music: I like all types, but I have to say my favorite music right now is Evanscence. Favorite TV Shows: Young Justice, Torchwood, Doctor Who, The Sarah Jane Adventures, The Mindy Project, Happy Endings, New Girl, and HETALIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions Friend: Will help me learn to drive Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away Best Friend: Won't let me go away Friend: Will help me up when I fall down Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me Friend: Will go to a concert with me Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me Friend: Asks me for my number Best friend: Asks me for her number Friend: Hides me from the cops Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd butts that left you Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When… -You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor. -There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” -Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. -When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. -You burn food to see if it smells good. -You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” -Everyone else is creating a Twilightfamily and you create a PJO family. -You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… -You sometimes try to control water. -You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. -You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. -Even though notdiagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent. -You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat. -You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games. -Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt. -You are a PJO character for Halloween. -Recite lines randomly from the books. -When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.(all the time!) -Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. -You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol. -You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. -You have dreams about PJO characters/events -You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. -That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. -In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" -You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" -When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!" -You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. -You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of emergencies -And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. -You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why: Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. also shes a hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate... Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work. Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket. Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds. Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me I dont want to waste her time! -You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. -You give all your siblings god parents -You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians. -You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. -You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. -You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed. -You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl. -You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (PERCABETH!!) -You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and use it in conversations. -You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades!" | |||||
1. Weird Stuff reviewsLife is weird. So, it only makes sense that the answers to life are weird. here they are (The answers to life, remember?) DEAL WITH IT!The Santa Clause - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-9-13 - Complete2. I Will Never Stop Looking For You reviews7 year old Jason Grace is kidnapped by The Employer and when Thalia finds out nothing can stop her from getting her little brother back - even if she dies in the process. No demigod powers or Greek Myths. Rated T for Thalia swearing.Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-17-12 - Thalia G. & Jason G.3. The Forbidden Forest » reviewsWe were having a peaceful year at Hogwarts when Hagrid finds a boy named Jason in the woods. Jason's friends are trying to find him and you do not want to be the one to break the news to Thalia that her little brother is missing. Again. Please read my other story -Dumbledore's Family- first but don't worry my other story is only one pageCrossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 10-10-12 - Published: 7-8-12 - Harry P. & Jason G.4. When Two Worlds Collide » reviewsWhen Carter has a mysterious dream he and Sadie and the gang set off to find these weird and slightly crazed people. WARNING:WILL CONTAIN PENGUINS!Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 10-10-12 - Published: 5-9-125. Dumbledore's Family » reviewsWhile deciding a punishment Dumbledore tells them something about his family... and how he lost themCrossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-7-12 - Published: 6-19-12 - Albus D. & Ms. Grace - Complete