Alrighty, I'm bored, so I'm rewriting this, and if you're reading this, you're either insanely curious, or excruciatingly bored, like me, heh heh. So, where to start, hmmm, first off, I'm Canadian, wooo! Go Canada! And I'm very proud, because otherwise, I'd probably be an American, and I have a grudge against America in general, dunno why, just do. Nothing personal against Americans, just your country, and no, I'm not a terrorist, nor do I want to become one, I'm just a rambling fool who doesn't know when to shut their mouth.

I started off drawing, very badly, as any one who saw my first few pictures know, but I am slowly getting better. It's kind of like my writing, although whether that's improving is debatable. As for my stories, expect updates to be rather erratic, because it depends on when my muse hits me. I'm major into X-Men Evo, and Star Trek, but me heapums lazy, so if fic goes ignored for a while, I haven't dropped off da face o' the earth, just away from the story...it'll be finished...eventually...I've got two stories published that are joint ones, and a third in the works with Cheesy Monkey, if anyone else wants to work on a story with me, feel free to e-mail me, or even if you just want to be annoying, e-mail me.

Lessee, I had something else...oh yes! Lots of something elses! I tend to enjoy A/N's a bit too much, I always enjoy suggestions, and reviews in general. Flames, well, I've gotten a few of those, and I don't care for them, but if you want to tell me my stories suck or whatever, sign in, because I don't care for cowards who hide behind a mask of anonymity. Shameless plugging is always allowed, because I also do it, what else... My memory sucks to infintiy and beyond. I'll read just about any pairing, Kurttys, Lancittys, Kurmanda, Jott, LoRo, Romy, whatever, but I tend to avoid slash. Nothing against it, I just do.

Lately I've been discovering that Spanish and German are replacing the English I use, for words like thank-you, good-bye, beer, and so on. German from reading too many Kurt fics, and Spanish, well, I dunno where that's coming from :S I write mostly humor, because I like to laugh, it's more fun than crying, but I read a variety of stuff... I think that's it, and I hope the author I mentioned don't injure me for including them in my bio. I'm doing some free advertising for them.XP

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