Hey. Soooo, here's my new und improved intro.

Name: Hannah
Age: 17

Likes: Seafood, Japanese food, books, anime, video games, hawt guys, man seks, cute things, Japanese fashion, making jewelry

Dislikes: Mean people, cucumbers, tomatoes, snakes, sharp things, lakes/rivers/ponds, spelling, math, the saxophone

My Fandoms: Hellsing, G Gundam, Demon Diary, TWILIGHT BITCH!, anything by Katie MacAllister, Darren Shan, KHII, ToS, FMA

My Pairings:Pip/Seras, Walter/Seras, Dark Walter/Seras, Girlycard/Young Walter, Alucard/Dark Walter, Alucard/Seras, Integra/Maxwell, Walter/Pip, Hans/Rip ; Krayon/Erutis ; Xigbar/Luxord, Axel/Roxas, and I just mix n' match the rest of the orgy ; Greed/Kimbley, Greed/Martel, Kimbley/Martel, Scar/Lust ; Zelos/Sheena, Lloyd/Colette,

Favorite characters: WALTER!!, Pip, Eclipse, Krayon, Erutis, OMG JACOBPUPPY!, The Volturi, Emmet n' Jasper, Arra, The Orgy, Kairi (Yeah, that's right!), Sheena, Zelos, Colette, Greed, Kimbley, Lust, Al, Wrath, Gluttony

Words of advice:

1.)Do not try to tackle EternalSailorDarkness. She bites. And doesn't clip her nails.

3.)Do not taunt band geeks.
~EDIT~ And if you steal their crutches, they will pull your shirt off while stealing your purse.

4.)Do not invite BlackMoon13 to a sleepover and let her get sugar high while there is a huge tub of cheese puffs in the room.

5.)Same as above but substitute cheese puffs for dental floss and barbie dolls..

6.)BlackMoon13's doggie is evil. ~EDIT~ Actually, he's just stupid ~EDIT EDIT~ Strike that. The dog is trying to kill me. oAo

7.)EternalSailorDarkness's chicken is plotting my demise.
~EDIT~ Sadly, her chicken, Chokey, was murdered by a dog. We will always miss him/her.

8.)Even ex-marines play with toys.

9.)You were a retard when you were 14. There are no exceptions.

10.) My Sims = Wii crack