Hi! the name’s Croconaw, err WildCroconaw but you can call me WC for short

7/22/09: Hello! By looking back at my old stories I have realized that the settings for some of them (Broken heart, letter to misty, Brother etc) conflicts with others (Scars, Kidnapped, and P2K II: Lawrence's Revenge, etc). So I have created a name for all the fics that do not fit in with the ‘animeverse’ or the ‘anime universe’’, which I call the WCverse (short for WildCroconaw universe). The WCverse, are the fics that are based around/ happen after the events of P2K: Lawrence's revenge (scars, kidnapped) while the animeverse takes place following the events of the anime, meaning none of the events in my big story ever happened. To avoid confusion I am going to start labeling which fics are set in the animeverse and which are set in the WCverse. Thanks for understanding

8/10/09: hello! I have just relalized that I never did my list of random facts for my 6th year mark back in May but I did put the latest chapter in my ‘Cat Tailes er Tales’ story up (chapter 10-remembering) a few days after the anniversary. I have decided that it would be easier to make the list closer to my fictionpress mark (which is one week from Tuesday). Here is the list:

1. there are 25 times in my stories that the characters blush.

2. I have written 21 oneshots

3. My word count averages about 4263.5 per story! Crazy, I know!

3. Only 8 of the stories on here have over one chapter!

4. I have only 4 stories set in the WCverse while 5 stories are set in the animeverse.

5. I have 10 parodies up at the moment: Indigo Plateau, What Kind of Pokemon are You: Johto Version, Where are you Nemo? , Rudolph the red nosed stantler, Le Turkey, What kind of Pokemon are you:Hoenn version, Two Hollywood hunksBlackthorn City, The Itsy Bitsy Spiderman and We are the Animation Champions.

6. over six years I have put up a grand total of 128, 417 words!

Pretty impressive huh?

11/16/09: I realized something a few days ago-as of this Thursday it will be precisely 1 year until “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1” opens! Which means that the HP Film franchise will be almost over! NOOOOOO! Also today marks 8 years since the first HP film came out!

5/19/11: nooooooo! less than two months left until the harry potter film franchise ends! new poll up

1/25/12: devon's dark secret is COMPLETE!

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Ships that I support and why:

Lupin/Tonks: They were meant for each other. Why did you have to kill them Rowling? Sniff poor teddy Lupin, he never got to know his parents before they died. At least they are together in death

Ash/Misty- the ship that I support the most. They are so in love with each other it’s not even funny. They were meant to be together! For evidence of this see my stories

Harry/Ginny: Everyone knew that they would end up together! They were destined to be together, just like Ron and Hermione

Sandstorm/Firestar- It was so unexpected when she fell in love with him. Since the first series they have grown closer with each book. Just as Firestar was destined to lead ThunderClan he was also destined to fall in love with Sandstorm

Brackenfur/Sorreltail- Awwwww. How cute.

Cloudtail/Brightheart- she's the only cat who can cool this hotheaded tom down. They look so cute together!

Favorite Movies:

Harry Potter series

Lion King Trilogy

Oliver and Company

Tangled

The court jester

Favorite Books series:

Warriors

Confessions of Georgia nicolson

Harry Potter

the looking glass wars

chronicles of vladimir tod

gergor the overlander

percy jackson and the olympians/ heros of olympus

His Dark Materials

quotes area (Key: if the title in parentheses has “ “ around it, it’s from a movie/TV show, underlined means it’s from a book and italic means it’s from one of my stories):

novel quotes:

Then Wet Lindsay slimed up. And actually touched his cheek. My boyfriend’s cheek she touched. With her slimy hand. Tom said, “Leave it Gee, just be cool. Honestly he’ll like you better if you don’t make a fuss” Huh. What did Hunky know about it? Then he said, “Besides which, you’re not long off your stick, and she will definitely kill you” Fair point. She had deliberately and viciously whacked me round the ankles in a hockey match last month and I didn’t want to be hobbling round for another two weeks (knocked out by my nunga-nungas)

[after hearing about mark big gob’s apology] Rosie: hmmm, my kind of guy. It’s a good job Sven wasn’t involved; a boy at the party I went to pushed into the loo line ahead of me and Sven threw his trousers into next door’s garden

Georgia: Why would Sven chuck his trousers into next door’s garden? Was it a fit of pique?

Rosie: Georgia, he threw the boy’s trousers into next door’s garden... and the boy was still wearing them

Georgia: sacré bleu

Rosie: mais oui (away laughing on a fast camel)

Madam Pomfrey: you shouldn’t over exert yourself for a few hours

Harry: I don’t want to stay here over night! I want to find McLaggen and kill him

Madam Pomfrey: I’m afraid that would come under the heading of ‘overexertion’ (Harry potter and the half blood prince)

"Point is, people, don’t get lulled into a false sense of security, thinking he’s out of the country. Maybe he is, maybe he isn’t, but the fact remains he can move faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo when he wants to, so don’t count on him being a long way away if you’re planning to take any risks. I never thought I’d hear myself say it, but safety first!" —Fred reporting on Voldemort's movements on Potterwatch (Harry Potter and the deathly hallows)

“Hello, Harry" said George, beaming at him. "We thought we heard your dulcet tones."

"You don't want to bottle up your anger like that, Harry, let it all out," said Fred, also beaming. "There might be a couple of people fifty miles away who didn't hear you.” (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)

Miss walters : Minny cooks fine. I’m just not so hungry like I used to be

Hilly [to Miss Walters]: I think your malnutritioned mama. That Minny isn’t feeding you so that she can steal every last heirloom I have left [gets outs of her chair in a huff] I’m going to the powder room. Y’all watch her in case she collapses dead of hunger

[after hilly leaves] Miss Walters real low: I bet you’d love that (the help)

bibwit: I haven’t seen this much optimism since I was a young albino graduating from the Tutor Corps. But it’s best to tell you, Alyss, that Queen Issa’s reign was not as peacefull as Wonderlanders belive. There will always be those who unfavorably compare the present with a past they suppose happier than it was, not having lived through it as I have

Alyss: I can’t imagine you as young Bibwit (looking glass wars: seeing Redd)

Georgia: No sign of Angus, thank the Lord. I don’t think this is his sort of party (this being a cat-lynching party)-(Dancing in my Nuddy-Pants)

“Here’s some advice. Stay alive.”-Haymitch Abernathy (the hunger games)

Skeeter: I’ll be on the trouble list for leaving early. but Jesus Christ: what’s worse: the wrath of mother or the wrath of Hilly (the help)

I thought maybe she'd whisk us off by magic, or at least hail a taxi. Instead, Bast borrowed a silver Lexus convertible. "Oh, yes," she purred. "I like this one! Come along, children."

"But this isn't yours," I pointed out.

"My dear, I'm a cat. Everything I see is mine." She touched the ignition and the keyhole sparked. ( the Kane chronicles: the red pyramid)

Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Tyson pounding the Earthborn into the ground like a game of whack-a-mole. Ella was fluttering above him, dodging missiles and calling out advice: "The groin. The Earthborn's groin is sensitive."

SMASH! "Good. Yes. Tyson found its groin.” (the son of Neptune)

“What are we going to blow up?"

Morgan sighed happily and slapped joss on the back. " Kid... you just said my seven favorite words.”(the slayer chronicles: first kill)

Zoe: Let us find the dam snack bar. We should eat while we can."

Grover: The dam snack bar?

Zoe: Yes. What is funny?

Grover: Nothing. I could use some dam French fries.

Thalia: And I need to use the dam restroom.

(Percy, Thalia and grover laugh) Zoe (not getting it) : I do not understand.

Grover: I want the dam water fountain

Thalia: I want to buy a dam t-shirt (Percy Jackson and the Titan’s Curse

Vati bounced into my room (not knocking, of course) and said “Tea is on the-what in the name of arse have you done to your head? You look like you’ve been electrocuted” I hate my dad. Twice (Knocked out by my nunga-nungas)

Blackstar: Welcome to our camp! Rest here and take your pick of the fresh-kill pile.

Lionblaze: Who are you and what have you done with Blackstar? (Warriors: omen of the stars: the fourth apprentice)

“Die, enemies of Ra!" Sekhemet yelled. "Perish in agony!"

"She's almost as annoying as you," I told Horus.

"Impossible," Horus said. "No one bests Horus.”(The Kane chronicles: the red pyramid)

gumpus: but that would be turning the clock back! Have you no idea of progress

Caspian: I have seen them both in an egg. We call it ‘going bad’ in Narnia. This trade must stop

Gumpus: I can take no responsibility for any such measure

Caspian: very well then, we relieve you of your office. My lord bern, come here [ makes bern the duke of the lone islands] (the voyage of the dawn treader)

"Okay, so who the hell wants to eat chocolate in moderation?" – Zoey (house of night: marked)

"But I killed you,” Alyss said.

“Did you?” Red turned to The Cat. “Why wasn’t I informed?" (the looking glass wars)

Skeeter [narrating: I give in and light another cigarette even though last night the surgeon general came on the television set and shook his finger at everybody, trying to convince us that smoking will kill us. But Mother once told me tongue kissing would turn me blind and I'm starting to think it's all just a big plot between the surgeon general and Mother to make sure no one ever has any fun. (the help)

‘Felix believed that the answer to every problem involved penguins; but it wasn't fair to birds, and I was getting tired of teleporting them back home. Somewhere in Antarctica, a whole flock of Magellanic penguins were undergoing psychotherapy.”(The Kane chronicles: the throne of fire)

Grandma redbird: (referring to john Heffer) that man is such a damn turd monkey.

Zoey: Grandma!

Grandma redbird: Oh, Zoeybird, did I just call your mother's husband a damn turd monkey out loud?

Zoey: Yes, Grandma, you did.

Grandma redbird (looks at Zoey): Good. (House of night: chosen))

(after seeing the holographic pods) Finnick: ladies and gentlmen...

Katniss: let the 76th hunger games begin! (mockingjay)

Professor Minerva McGonagall (to umbridge): you are raving. (Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix)

“You know Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts but you cannot deny he’s got style”- Phineas Nigellus (Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix)

"One can never have enough socks. Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn't get a single pair." -Albus Dumbledore, (Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s stone)

Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."

Snape froze. Harry stared dumbstruck, at the message. But the map didn't stop there. More writing was appearing beneath the first. "Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."

It would have been funny if the situation hadn't been serious. And there was more. "Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."

Harry closed his eyes in horror. When he'd opened them, the map had had its last word. "Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball." (Harry potter and the prisoner of Azkaban)

Mr. Weasley: not mentioning any names of course I said that I knew a werewolf personally, very nice man who finds the condition quite easy to manage

George: what did he say?

Mr. Weasley: Said he’d give me another bite if I didn’t shut up (Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix)

Fred Weasley: How're we getting to King's Cross tomorrow, Dad?

Arthur Weasley: The Ministry's providing a couple cars.

Percy Weasley: Why?

George Weasley: It's because of you, Percy, and there'll be little flags on the hoods, with HB on them..

Fred Weasley: ...for Humongous Bighead.(harry potter and the prisoner of Azkaban)

Mad eye: we ought to double back around to make sure we’re no being followed

Tonks: ARE YOU MAD, MAD-EYE (harry potter and the order of the phoenix)

(after harry starts eating the choclate easter egg) Madame pince: what do you think you are doing?

ginny oh damm. i forgot!

Madame Pince: CHOCOLATE IN THE LIBRARY! OUT! OUT! OUT !(harry potter and the order of the pheonix)

Nike: I expected only yourself and your sister, Gregor the Overlander. Could it be that this third human is your mother?

Gregor: yeah, she wanted to see the underland (to himself) like she wanted a hole in the head (Gregor and the curse of the warmbloods)

“But where could they go?” asked Gregor. It was days and days back to where they’d first hooked up with the bugs.

“they’ll go to the rats” Twitchtip said flatly. “they’ll receive food and safe passage back home in exchange for information on our whereabouts.” She looked around at their dismayed faces, “On the good side, we won’t have to listen to them anymore” For an instant, everyone else was too startled to speak. Twitchtip had made a joke! Then everybody-humans, bats, roach, rat- laughed. If there was one thing they all could agree on, it was how annoying the fireflies had been.

“yes” agreed Luxa. “that will be a blessing.” She and Twitchtip eyed each other. “it is a shame you did not get to eat them though”

“Oh, shiners taste nasty” said Twitchtip. “I only threatened them to shut them up”

“well, no one shall miss them” said Mareth (Gregor and the prophecy of Bane)

Gregor: and if the rats lose, the ones who survive have to go into the Uncharted Lands?

Luxa: I might keep Ripred around. As a pet

Gregor (smiling): a pet, huh?

Luxa: of course. I’d put bows on his tail and feed him shrimp in cream sauces and let him sleep by my pillow.

Gregor: he’d love that

Luxa: I had a pet lamb once and it was quite agreeable

Gregor: maybe you can teach him tricks

Luxa: maybe (giggling) how to fetch and come when I whistle. My lamb could even jump through a hoop

Gregor: it may take time but I’ll bet he could learn that

Luxa: oh, yes Ripred is very keen (gregor and the marks of secret)

Boots: See? This is Mama

Roaches: be she the swatter be she? Be she the swatter?

Temp: Welcome, Maker of the Princess and Most Fearsome Swatter

Gregor’s mom: What’s it calling me?

Gregor: Um, I think he said “Maker of the Princess and Most Fearsome Swatter

Gregor’s Mom: What’s that mean?

Gregor: That you’re Boots’ mom, let’ face it mom, you do swat a lot of roaches

Gregor’s Mom: well, I’m not planning to swat these giant things

Gregor: Hey I didn’t make up the name (Gregor and the curse of the warmbloods)

Luxa: I let you go off for one day and look at the trouble you get into

Gregor: I bet I know somebody else who’s in trouble

Mareth (angrily): much trouble

Luxa: I cannot go back. It is too far now and Aurora and I would most surely perish in the deep

Mareth: yes you timed that nicely

Luxa: I know

Mareth: I know you know. everyone will know you knew if you ever manage to arrive home in one piece to tell the tale (Gregor and the prophecy of Bane)

"One word, Ma'am," he said, coming back from the fire; limping, because of the pain. "One word. All you've been saying is quite right, I shouldn't wonder. I'm a chap who always liked to know the worst and then put the best face I can on it. So I won't deny any of what you said. But there's one thing more to be said, even so. Suppose we have only dreamed, or made up, all those things - trees and grass and sun and moon and stars and Aslan himself. Suppose we have. Then all I can say is that, in that case, the made-up things seem a good deal more important than the real ones. Suppose this black pit of a kingdom of yours is the only world. Well, it strikes me as a pretty poor one. And that's a funny thing, when you come to think of it. We're just babies making up a game, if you're right. But four babies playing a game can make a playworld which licks your real world hollow. That's why I'm going to stand by the play-world. I'm on Aslan's side even if there isn't any Aslan to lead it. I'm going to live as like a Narnian as I can even if there isn't any Narnia. So, thanking you kindly for our supper, if these two gentlemen and the young lady are ready, we're leaving your court at once and setting out in the dark to spend our lives looking for Overland. Not that our lives will be very long, I should think; but that's a small loss if the world's as dull a place as you say."-Puddleglum (the silver chair)

"Welcome, Overlander," he said. Then he grabbed Gregor's arm and spoke in his ear in a dramatically hushed voice. "Beware the fish, for Luxa plans to poison you directly!"

"Beware your fish, Henry," returned Luxa. "I gave orders to poison scoundrels, forgetting you would be dining as well." (gregor the Overlander)

[After Luxa bonds to Ripred] Ripred: Your grandpapa is going to be so proud of you

Luxa: and my grandmama is rolling in her grave

Aurora: She was always too hard to please (Gregor and the code of claw)

Ripred: even a rager can be outnumber, gregor. i start to crack at about four hundred to one. you i hear crumbled in the face of three. of course there were extenuating circumstances

luxa: what is he talking about

Ripred: you might as well tell her, before someone else does

gregor: three rats kicked my butt in the tunnels under Regalia

Luxa: what were you and three rats doing under Regalia?

Ripred: I'll take that. See i'd brought the Bane with me to echolocation lessons so gregor could meet him and help me kill him. Unfortunately my pearly friend sneaked off in the night. I had to chase him of course, and when gregor came down for the assassination, he found not me or th Bane but three of the Bane's pals. Now the warrior as i understand it was doing quite well until...?

gregor: until i lost my light

Ripred: and at that moment he realized that all along he'd been wrong about being so uncooperative during his echolocation lessons and that...?

Gregor: you were right Ripred

Ripred: 'you were right Ripred'. you know i think it's been worth it just to hear those words, from that mouth (gregor and the marks of secret)

Boots: Fo-Fo too loud! Shh, Fo-Fo!

Photos Glow-Glow: Fo-Fo? I am he called Photos Glow-Glow and will answer to no other name!

Gregor: She’s just a little kid. She can’t say Photos Glow-Glow

Photos Glow-Glow: well then I cannot understand her!

Twitchtip: allow me to translate. She said that if you don’t stop your incessant babble, that big rat sitting in the boat next to you will rip your head off (Gregor and the prophecy of Bane)

Gregor: are they always like this?

Mareth : in truth these two are not as bad as some others I have traveled with. I once saw a pair try to fight to the death over a piece of cake

Gregor: try to?

Mareth : they are not very capable fighters, and they tire out quickly. So they ended up accusing each other of cheating and giving up. Then they sulked for several days.

Gregor: do we really need them?

Mareth : unfortunately ye( Gregor the Overlander and the prophecy of Bane)

Boots: Shh. Too loud. You like Fo-Fo

Photos Glow-Glow[offended] : It is Photos Glow-Glow!

Twitchtip: oh, be quiet, Fo-Fo [Gregor pretends to cough to conceal his laughter] (Gregor and the Prophecy of Bane)

"I poop! I poop Ge-go!" The mighty warrior excused himself and changed a diaper. (gregor the Overlander)

gregor: You doing okay

Ares: A bit tired. And yourself?

gregor: Oh, I’m great. Solovet slapped me in the dungeon for a few days. Then my sister Lizzie showed up and Riped decided she’s the code-breaker. And apparently I look like an idiot

Ares: You look well. The black suits you (Gregor and the code of claw)

Marvin: Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to take you to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction, 'cause I don't. (the hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy)

Ellidyr: give me food. Roots and rain water have been my meat and drink

Gurgi(leaps to his feet): evil traitor! There are no crunchings and munchings for wicked villain, no, no!

Ellidyr: hold your tongue or you shall hold your head

Taran: give him food, as he asks (gurgi obeys and opens up his wallet)

Eilonwy: and just because we're feeding you don't think you're welcomed to it!

Ellidyr: the scullery maid is not pleased to see me. She shows temper

Fflewddur: can't say I really blame her. And I dont see that you she expect anything else. You've done us a bad turn. Would you have us hold a festival

Ellidyr(seizing the food from gurgi): the harp-scraper is still with you . But I see he is a bird with a wing down.

Fflewddur: birds again. Shall I never be allowed to forget Orddu (the black cauldron)

Veronica Ripperton: I’ve just been frog-marched out of bed by Attila the Mom

Loz Ripperton: ah yes. She’s in fine form this morning isn’t she? (LBD: friends forever)

Count rugen : Your father has had his annual physical. I have the report.

Prince Humperdinck: And?

Count rugen : Your father is dying.

Prince Humperdinck: Drat! That means I shall have to get married. (the princess bride)

“Special discounts to Hogwarts students who swear they’re going to use our products to get rid of this old bat”- George (Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix)

Harry: I thought you know, maybe over Christmas

Hermione: it was the Fat Lady who drank a vat of five hundred wines, Harry, not me. (Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince)

Ron (to Neville): Blimey, Neville, there’s a time and a place for getting a smart mouth. (Harry potter and the deathly hallows)

Mrs. Wesley (to mundungus): WE ARE NOT RUNNING A HIDEOUT FOR STOLEN CAULDRONS

Fred: I love hearing Mum yell at someone else. It makes such a nice change (harry potter and the order of the phoenix)

Kreacher: Kreacher lives to serve the noble house of Black

Sirius: and it’s getting blacker every day- it’s filthy

Kreacher: Master always liked his little joke. Master was a nasty ungrateful swine who broke his mother’s heart

Sirius: my mother didn’t have a heart Kreacher, she kept herself alive out of pure spite (harry potter and the order of the phoenix)

“Fred and George tried to get me to make one [ an Unbreakable Vow] when I was about five. I nearly did, too, I was holding hands with Fred and everything when Dad founds us. He went mental," said Ron, with a reminiscent gleam in his eyes. "Only time I've ever seen Dad as angry as Mum. Fred reckons his left buttock has never been the same since.-“ Ron (Harry potter and the half blood prince)

“They bit off a little more than they could chew with Gran. Little old witch living alone, they probably thought they didn't need to send anyone particularly powerful. Anyway," Neville laughed, "Dawlish is still in St. Mungo's and Gran's on the run. She sent me a letter"..."Telling me she was proud of me, that I'm my parents' son, and to keep it up “-Neville Longbottom (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)

Ron: I feel like a house elf

Hermione: well now that you understand what dreadful lives they lead, perhaps you’ll be a bit more active in SPEW. You know, maybe it wouldn’t a bad idea to show people exactly how horible it is to clean all the time. we could do a sponsored clean up of the Gryffindor common room-all proceeds to SPEW. It would raise awareness as well as funds

Ron (only so harry could hear him): I’ll sponsor you to shut up about SPEW (harry potter and the order of the phoenix)

Fred Weasley: Give her hell from us, Peeves.

Narrator: And Peeves, who Harry had never seen take an order from a student before swept his belled hat from his head and sprang to a salute as Fred and George wheeled about to tumultuous applause from the students below and sped out of the open front doors into the glorious sunset. (harry potter and the order of the pheonix)

Mundugus: Geoff! Geoff! You mad old bat! (Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix)

Cloudkit: I’m tired. I don’t want to do this

Fireheart: Well, too bad, you have to. Cheer up, it could be worse. Did I tell you that when I was an apprentice I had to look after Yellowfang all on my own?

Cloudkit: Yellowfang! Phew, I bet she was a grump! Did she claw you?

Fireheart: Only with her tongue And that’s sharp enough! (Warriors: Forest of Secrets)

{after squirrelflight earns her warrior name} Brambleclaw: well done , squirrelflight. Mind you, you’ll still have to pay attention to senior warriors

Squirellflight: you can’t order me around now- I’m not an apprentice anymore

Dustpelt {overhearing them}: I can’t see that it will make any difference. You never did a you were told anyways

Squirrelflight {mrrows with laughter and affectionately butts Dustpelt on his shoulder}: I must have listened to something. Really thanks for everything Dustpelt (warriors: the new prophecy- starlight)

"But the Clan cannot support Yellowfang," Darkstripe protested. "We have too many mouths to feed already."

"Yeah!" Graypaw whispered into Firepaw's ear. "And some of them are bigger than others!" (Warriors: Into the wild)

Feathertail: I wasn’t in any danger. I could have escaped by myself, except I didn’t want to claw the little twoleg. But Squirellpaw had the best idea

Squirellpaw (mews through gritted teeth): If ever any of you tell the cats back home that I purred at a Twoleg, “I’ll turn you into crowfood and that’s a promise (Warriors: the new prophecy-midnight)

Yellowfang: she’s becoming more useful everyday. Besides, I’m getting used to her company

Cinderpaw: only because you’re deaf enough to put up with my chattering! At least that’s what she keeps telling me anyway(Warriors: Fire and Ice)

Leafpool (to cloudtail): Why don’t you ask Brightheart to go with you? You haven’t hunted together for a long time.” (He looks puzzled)

Leafpool: (thinking). Mousebrain! (Out loud): You remember Brightheart?” she prompted him. “Your mate? Whitepaw’s mother?

Cloudtail: Oh, I see what you mean! Right. I’ll do that (Warriors: The New Prophecy-Sunset)

“He’s doing well” Fireheart replied. “He’ll be made an apprentice soon.” Princess’ eyes shone with pride, and Fireheart felt a prickle of uncertainty in his fur. He knew how much it meant to his sister to have given her firstborn to the Clan. There was no way he could let her have any doubts about how the little kit was settling into Clan life. “Cloudkit’s strong and brave,” he told her. “And intelligent.” And nosey, spoiled, disrespectful he added to himself (Warriors: Forest of Secrets)

Badgerpaw: "Do...do you think StarClan will make me a warrior now?"

Flintfang: "I'm sure they will."

Badgerpaw: "What will my name be?"

Flintfang: "I expect they'll let you choose your own name."

Badgerpaw: "I'd like to be called Badgerfang. Like you, because you were such a great mentor." (code of the clans)

Crookedpaw (after accidently splashing Willowkit who was behind him): sorry! Did I splash you

Graykit: she was trying to stalk you

Willowkit: I nearly got you!

Crookedpaw: shouldn’t you be in the nursery keeping dry

Graykit: we’re RiverClan cats. We’re supposed to get wet

Brambleberry: there’s wet and there’s drowned! I don’t think Fallowtail will thank you for traipsing a puddlefull of rain into the nursery (crookedstar’s promise)

Vlad made a mental note to amend the friend code: thou shalt not date the girl that thy best friend has a crush on...nor shalt thou try sticking thy best friend in the chest with a sharp hunk of wood." (chronicles of Vladimir tod: ninth grade slays)

Vlad: shouldn’t you be at thanksgiving dinner about now

Vikas: I just finished, actually. Suffice to say, Bathory no longer has a homeless population

Vlad(noticing a spot of blood on Vikas’ lips): yeah, about your appetite while you’re here in Bathory... we got to talk (Chronicles of Vladimir Tod: Eleventh Grade Burns)

Vlad made a mental note to amend the friend code: thou shalt not date the girl that thy best friend has a crush on...nor shalt thou try sticking thy best friend in the chest with a sharp hunk of wood." (chronicles of Vladimir tod: ninth grade slays)

Vlad: great. Today officially sucks

Henry: Dude, you’re a vampire. Everyday sucks for you (Chronicles of Vladimir Tod: Tenth Grade Bleeds)

non- novel quotes:

James Lipton: tell me, Loretta, how does a hot-blooded woman like you wind up with a peaceable man like Cleveland?

Alex Borstein: [as Loretta] I think it's... ying-yang, [Seth laughs] opposites attract. [in her regular voice}: He divorced me though. it's over.

James Lipton : I know.

Mike Henry: [as Cleveland, indignantly] You BLEEPED Quagmire! (“ìnside the actor’s studio: family guy”)

[Wadlorf finishes explaining the contract] Statler: If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were reciting some sort of important plot point.

Waldorf: I hope so. Otherwise I would've bored half the audience half to death.

Statler: You mean half the audience is still alive? (“the muppets”)

Ned: can being in love make you do something absolutely crazy?

Olive: I ...went... to a nunnery(“pushing daisies”)

Argus Filch: Students out of bed! Students out of bed! Students out of bed!

Minerva McGonagall: They are supposed to be out of bed you blithering idiot.

Argus Filch: ...Right, I'm sorry Ma'am.

Minerva McGonagall: Actually, Mr. Filch, your timing is impeccable. Could you please escort Miss Parkinson, and the rest of Slytherin house out.

Argus Filch: [about the Slytherin students] Where exactly will I be leading them to, ma'am?

Minerva McGonagall: The dungeons should do. (“harry potter and the deathly hallows part 2”)

Missus Walters [to hilly: I may have trouble remembering my own name and what country I live in. But there's two things I can't seem to forget. That my own daughter threw me in a nursing home...And that she ate Minny's shit. (“The help”)

Marvin: I have a million ideas, but, they all point to certain death.

Arthur: Thanks very much, Marv! (‘The hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy”)

Emerson: Death by scratch and sniff. What the hell happened to people shooting each other with guns? (“Pushing daisies”)

Moe: Hiya, Snook. I got you a present.

Snooki: Really?

Moe: Yeah. Go on, open it.

[Snooki opens box, Moe pokes her in the eyes] Snooki: Ow! (“the three stooges”)

Ford: about Vogons: They don't think, they don't imagine, most of them can't even spell, they just run things. And if we don't hitch a ride soon, you won't need the guide to tell you just how unpleasant they can be. They already destroyed a planet today, and that always makes them a little... eeee! (“the hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy”)

[Aguado stomps on a cockroach to provoke Ventura] Aguado: Homicide, Ventura. Now how ya gonna solve that one? [everyone laughs]

Ace Ventura: Good question, Aguado. First, I'd establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug's DICK, and became insanely jealous. [everybody "oohs"] Then I'd lose 30 pounds... porkin' his wife!

Aguado: Why you...!

[Aguado charges Ace, but Ace makes him do a face-plant that ends with his face just an inch or so from the dead bug] Ace Ventura: Now, kiss and make up. (“ace Ventura: pet detective”)

[after winter splashes him] Sawyer: it means she likes you

Dr. McCarthy: well, imagine my delight ("dolphin tale")

Minny (to Skeeter): miss skeeter you don’t got a good life here in Jackson. You ain’t got nothing left here but enemies in the Junior League and a mama that's gonna drive you to drink. You done burned ever bridge there is. And you ain't never gone get another boyfriend in this town and everbody know it. So don't walk your white butt to New York, run it. (“the help”)

Cameron: We are screwed.

Michael: Hey, no, hey. I don't wanna hear that defeatist attitude... I wanna hear you upbeat!

Cameron: [more upbeat] We are screwed!

Michael: There ya go. (“10 things I hate about you”)

Obi-Wan Kenobi (Herbert): Hi. My sexy friend and I are looking for a ship to take us to Alderaan, and I'm willing to pay big money.

Han Solo (Peter): Well, you've come to the right place. I'm Han Solo, captain of the Millennium Falcon and the only actor whose career isn't destroyed by this movie.

Luke Skywalker (Chris): Is it a fast ship?

Han Solo (Peter): Are you kiddin'? It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs.

Luke Skywalker (Chris): Um, isn't a parsec a unit of distance, not time?

Han Solo (Peter): [stammers] Chewie, take these guys to the ship and get her ready.

Chewbacca (Brian): [makes Chewbacca's trademark gargling roar for a second, then spits out water in a nearby sink] Always gargle before a take-off. Wocka-wocka! Alright, let's go. (“family guy presents blue harvest”)

N'Dugo: Bad guy falls in poop: Classic element of physical comedy. Now comes the part where we throw our heads back and laugh. Ready?

Guides: Ready! they all throw their heads back and laugh(“George of the Jungle”)

Fflewddur Fflam: I'm Fflewddur Fflam, minstrel of minstrels! Balladeer to the grandest courts in all the land!

[harp string snaps] And I, uh, eh? Eh, well, have you forgotten? I have sung in some of the finest courts... [another string snaps] Well, I'm only waiting for an invitation. [another one snaps] Oh, shush. Why do you have to judge every word I say? (“the black cauldron”)

Mr. Beaver: Come on, humans. While we're still young!

Peter Pevensie: If he tells us to hurry one more time, I'm gonna turn him into a big, fluffy hat (“the lion, the witch and the wardrobe”)

Woman: Who invited the giant furry peanut?

The Lorax: Who are you callin' a peanut? I'll go right up your nose!

Once-ler: You wouldn't hit a woman.

The Lorax: [gasps] *Dat's* a woman? (“the lorax”)

Shaggy: Gee, Scraps, you didn't have to freak out like a jerk and kill all humanity

Scrappy Doo: And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling sons of..[door closes] (“Scooby Doo")

Macrauchenia: Look, some idiot's going down the Eviscerator!

Manny: [to Diego] Please tell me it's not our idiot.

Sid: [on top of glacier] I'm gonna jump on the count of three! One... Two...

Manny: Sid! Don't move a muscle. We're coming up!

Crowd of animals: Jump! Jump! Jump

Diego: Jump! Jump! Jump! [Manny glares at Diego] Sorry.

Sid: (readies himself to jump off the Eviscerator) Three one-thousand, four one-thousand...

Manny: Sid, what you think you're doing? Get off of there before you hurt yourself!

Sid: No way! I'm going to be the first one to jump of the Eviscerator and you guys better start treating me with respect!

Manny: If you jump off this thing, the only respect you'll be getting is respect from the dead!

Diego: Come on, Manny, he can't be that stupid (Sid is about to jump)Although I have been wrong before. (“ice age : the meltdown” )

Donnagon Giggles: Well, Cortezes, any last words?

Ingrid: None that I can say in front of my children.

Grandmother: Not to mention your mother. (“Spy kids 2”)

Missus Walters [to hilly: I may have trouble remembering my own name and what country I live in. But there's two things I can't seem to forget. That my own daughter threw me in a nursing home...And that she ate Minny's shit. (“The help”)

Pidgeot [smirking: Nice pajamas. And nice hairdo [Ash blushes with embarrassment for a few seconds]

Ash: I sort of smashed my alarm clock during the night and overslept. The hair is because he didn’t like how I was trying to recall him into the pokeball and then mom called him weird” (pikachu’s choice)

Thor: [groaning in frustration] Ohh! Oh, I knew we was lost

Max: Don't listen to him, Thor. He's just tryin' to trick us, lead us off the short cut so we take twice as long on the regular trail

Thor: We're already taking twice as long

Max : Are you gonna let a monkey make a monkey out of ya

Thor: What?

Ape: Duh! (“george of the jungle”)

Barbossa: How the blazes did you get off that island

Jack Sparrow: When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. ‘(“Pirates of the Caribbean: the curse of the black pearl”)

Terk: Can you believe that guy? Drops us like a newborn giraffe - kerplop! - then waltzes in and expects us to...

Tarzan: Terk, I'm asking you as a friend. [Looks at Terk with big, soulful eyes]

Terk: Oh, with the face and the eyes... All right! All right! But you'd better not make me do anything stupid.

[Cut to Terk in Jane's dress to lure Kerchak away] Terk: I'm going to kill him!

Tantor: Actually, I thought that dress was rather slimming on you.

Terk: Oh, really? I thought it was a little revealing. (“tarzan”)

professor Lupin: What frightens you most in the world?

Neville Longbottom: mumbling Pfsr Snpe.

Professor Lupin: I'm sorry?

Neville Longbottom: Professor Snape. Laughter

Professor Lupin: Professor Sna- yes, he frightens all. (“Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban”)

Phyllis: It was a cold and rainy day in March. I went to Kristoff's where I usually get my hair done but Kristoff wasn't there. He had mysteriously disappeared. In his place was a stranger named Rinaldo. I'll never forget him. His eyes were steely gray. His hands were like ice. He said, "I'll streak your hair and I'll give you a body wave." He worked very fast and then, as he turned my chair around to face the mirror, I saw it. He permed me! (“troop Beverly hills”)

Neil Patrick Harris: [during the telethon] How come I'm not hosting this? (“the muppets’)

Grandmother Fa: Great. She brings home a sword. If you ask me, she should've brought home a man.

Shang: Excuse me. Does Fa Mulan live here? [Grandmother and Mother dumbly point to the garden] Shang: Thank you.

Grandmother Fa: Whoo! Sign me up for the next war. (“Mulan”)

[Seeing Miley Cyrus destroying the city] Chris: [gasp] it’s Miley Cyrus! And she's destroying the city!

Evil Monkey: Oh, my God! [Approaches Miley]Ms. Cyrus, I ask you to stop what you're doing. I don't just mean this, I mean everything: the show, the music--it's all just awful. (“family guy”)

Yosemite Sam: Say your prayers, duck!

Daffy Duck: Fear: Noun. A state of terror. Yaaaaah! (“Looney tunes: back in action”)

Paolo: [removes Mia's glasses] Do you wear contact lenses?

Mia: Oh, I have them, but I don't like to wear them.

Paolo: Now... [he breaks her glasses in half] ...you do.

Mia: [shocked] You broke my glasses !

Paolo: You broke my brush. ("princess diaries")

Mia Thermopolis: I loathe you!

Nicholas Devereaux: I loathe YOU!

Mia Thermopolis: I loathed you FIRST! Nicholas kisses Mia (“Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement”)

Rosa: Patches? We don't need no stinkin patches (“troop Beverly hills”)

Quagmire (C-3PO): Who would you rather do: Jabba the Hutt right after a shower, or a service droid?

Cleveland (R2-D2): My father was a service droid! (“family guy presents blue harvest”)

[after ash faints] The next thing I felt was a pair of hands helping me up from the ground. “Up you go sonny" the owner of the hands told me as I stood up. I heard Misty panting as if she had just run a long race. Then next thing I felt was her fist making contact with my head.

"Owww!" my head ached from the pain. “What?”

I had a feeling about what my wife was going to say “you idiot Ash! The birth of your first kid and you totally black out!” I cringed at her words. (doubt)

Sango: Thanks so much, Miroku. You saved me from... hmm? Miroku is stroking her butt as usual. She slaps him Keep your hands to yourself, pervert!

Miroku: You misunderstand. I was just making sure your flawless body wasn't harmed in anyway.

Sango: Not necessary, thank you! (“Inuyasha: affections touching across time”)

Mrs. Fox: excuse me- Am I being flirted with by a psychotic rat? (“fantastic mr. fox”)

King Roderick :Rules of Chivalry be hanged! Ravenhurst, take that nincompoop, and knight that nincompoop by noon tomorrow! (“the court jester”)

Trillian: No, I mean *who* are you?

Arthur: Oh, the costume. Er, Livingston I presume. Yeah. Not as good as Darwin I know but the best I could manage at short notice.

Trillian: You're the first person whose gotten that right. Everyone keeps calling me Santa.

Arthur: Really?

Trillian: Yeah, and I thought the beagle made it a dead giveaway.

Arthur: Well, I suppose most of the people who come to these parties are drunken idiots.

Trillian: What?

[the record player is bumped, the music stops] Arthur: I said all these people are idiots! [everyone stares at him] Oh god... (“the hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy”)

Vizier: Your majesty! You hit one of our own men, how could you!

The King: Let’s keep that between you and me. (“The cat returns”)

jack Sparrow: [Wakes up and sees Elizabeth burning the rum] No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade... the rum!

Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.

Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?

Elizabeth: One: because it is a *vile* drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me; do you think there is even the slightest chance they wont see it?

Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone? (“POTC: the curse of the black pearl”)

The Middleman: But I've always been fascinated by the ability of preassembled sets of submasculine archetypes to tug at the heartstrings of a 12-to-17-year-old fanbase.

Wendy: Funny, I've always been fascinated by their ability to bring up my lunch. (“the middleman”)

Haru: I see. So he’s just a big softie

Baron: you could say that.

Muta: [sighs] And this is the thanks I get

Haru: Thank you, Moo-ta... [Gasps]

Muta: What? 'Moo'? So now you're saying I'm a fat cow?

Haru: No! You're just fat... Oh!

Toto: I like this girl every minute (“the cat returns”)

[Jill is holding Puss upside down by his foot over a cliff] Jill: Is it true a cat always lands on its feet?

Puss: No! That is just a rumor spread by dogs! *(“puss in boots”)

Billy Bones: Give me rum! Rum till I float

Jim Hawkins: Alright! Alright. But just a small one

Ms. Bluberidge [off screen]: Don’t you be giving him any more rum

Billy Bones: How does she bloody do that? (“Muppet Treasure Island”)

Oliver Wood: Scared, Harry?

Harry: A little.

Oliver Wood: That's all right. I felt the same way before my first game.

Harry: What happened?

Oliver Wood: I, uh, I don't really remember. I took a bludger to the head two minutes in. Woke up in hospital a week later. (“Harry Potter and the sorcerer’s stone”)

[Cormac throws up on Snape's shoes] Severus Snape: You've just earned yourself detention for a month, McClaggen. Not so fast potter (“harry potter and the half blood prince”)

Georgette: Don't you come any closer! I knew this would happen someday.

Dodger: Oh, you've barking up the wrong tree, sister. It's not you we're after.

Georgette: It's not? Insulted it's not? Well why not? What's the problem, Spot? Not good enough for you? I mean, do you even know who I am? 56 blue ribbons. 14 regional trophies. Six-time national champion!

Dodger: Oh, and we're all very impressed. Right, guys?

Tito: Very impressed! Pants

Georgette Wha-

Tito: Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Ignacio Alonso Julio Federico De Tito.

Georgette: Get away from me you little bug-eyed creep. (“Oliver and company”)

Emma Swan: [about Mayor Mills] She's not a great people person. How did she get elected? (“once upon a time”)

Madame Claude: And so, Griffin Peterson and Lady Redbush were happily reunited. Of course, Griffin had to go through the complex, expensive divorce procedure required by 18th century society. (Griffin shoots Meg.)(“family guy”)

Pidgeot: I don't crossbreed, especially with jerks! Stupid Charizard- Like I would consider breeding with someone whose brain is the size of a Water Stone or in your case smaller! (Makes a rude gesture at charizard with her talon before flying off)

Misty (laughing): that’s your best shot. love doctor

Charizard: So, I'm a bit out of practice, although I did have her wrapped around my claw when I told her that she was more attractive than Moltres.

Misty: a bit??? (P2K II part 2)

Alton: Whatchu packin? .22? A little Saturday night special?

Leigh Anne Touhy: Yep. And it shoots just fine every other day of the week too. If you so much as set foot downtown, you will be sorry. I'm in a prayer group with the D.A., I'm a member of the NRA and I'm always packing. You threaten my son you threaten me(“the blind side”)

Professor McGonagall: Why is it that whenever something happens, you three are always involved?

Ron: Believe me, professor, I've been asking myself that for the last 6 years. (“Harry Potter and the half blood prince”)

Melody: What are you coming for?

Misty: To find Ash. And before you start saying its because I secretly like him, dont. Because I dont.

Melody: Hey, chill out. You sure are sensitive about someone whose not your boyfriend.

Misty: Hes not my boyfriend! Hes a boy and hes a friend, but hes not a boyfriend!

[Tracey jogs up next to them] tracey:you talking about me? (“Pokemon the movie 2000”)

PUFFIN: Alright quickly.

SPEED: Easy for you to say. [Door slowly shuts on him] Ouch.

JEAN-BOB [sarcastically] : Whenever I have to do something quick, I always bring a turtle. (“the swan princess”)

Lucius: The public is in danger!

Honey: My evening's in danger!

Lucius: You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!

Honey: 'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get! (“the Incredibles”)

Henry: You're the one that woke him up. You're the last one he saw. He wants to find you.

Mary Margaret: Henry, it's not about me. I just think he's lost an confused. He's been in a coma a long time.

henry: But he loves you! You need to stop chasing him and let him find you.

Emma: Kid, you need to go home. Where's your mom? She's going to kill me, and then you, and then me again. (“once upon a time”)

Reepicheep: [standing on Caspian with his sword pointed at him] Choose your last words carefully, Telmarine!

Prince Caspian: [rather scared] You are a mouse.

Reepicheep: [sighs] I was hoping for something a little more original. Pick up your sword.

Prince Caspian: [looks at his sword then looks back at Reepicheep] Uh... no thanks.

Reepicheep: Pick it up! I will not fight an unarmed man.

Prince Caspian: Which is why I might live longer if I choose not to cross blades with you, noble mouse.

Reepicheep: I said I would not fight you. I didn't say I'd let you live.

Trufflehunter: [from a small distance] Reepicheep! Stay your blade!

Reepicheep: Trufflehunter? I trust you have a very good reason for this untimely interruption!

Nikabrik: He doesn't. Go ahead. (“prince Caspian”)

Maurice: Are you going to kick someone's ass, Frere Pie-maker?

Ned: yes. I’m going to kick someone’s ass “pushing daisies”)

Liam: He's gonna steal your boat.

Rita: He won't steal my boat.

Liam: He's stealing your boat.

Rita: He isn't stealing...

Liam: He stole your boat.

Rita: What?

Liam: He's like Robin Hood in reverse (“flushed away”)

Park Policeman: Bazooka?

Mask: I have a permit for that.

Doyle: Picture of Kellaway's wife.

Lieutenant Kellaway: What? Mask: Uh-oh.

Lieutenant Kellaway: Margaret! You son-of-a-bitch!

Mask: Geez I thought you would have a sense of humor. After all - you married her! [slaps both Kellaway & Doyle in the face repeatedly] That's gotta hurt. (Runs off) (“the mask”)

Haru: stop these cats I want to get off right now

Natoru: Don't worry. You’re just having pre-wedding jitters that’s all

Haru: NO I’m NOT! ("The cat returns")’

alastor 'Mad-Eye' Moody: [handing out Polyjuice Potion] Fair warning, it tastes like goblin piss.

Fred: Have lots of experience with that, do you, Mad-Eye? [Moody glares] Just trying to diffuse the tension (“harry potter and the deathly hallows part 1”)

Lord Cutler Beckett: You're mad.

Jack Sparrow: Thank goodness for that, 'cause if I wasn't this would probably never work. catapults himself onto his ship landing safely on his feet behind his crew And that was without even a single drop of rum. (“Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End”)

Shickadance: Ventuuurrraaa.

Ace: Yes, Satan? (turns around) Oh, I'm sorry, sir. You sounded like someone else.

Mr. Shickadance: Never mind the wisecracks, Ventura... [coughs in Ace's face] ... you owe me rent. (“ace ventura: pet detective”)

Sandypaw: an’ sharpclaw’s out there with her. He’s not gonna let anything happen to Leafstar. He’s the greatest skyclan deputy ever

Honeypaw bops sandypaw’s head with a sheathed paw: mouse-brain! He’s the only deputy we’ve known plus he’s our dad

Clovertail: Honeypaw, be nice to your brother

Honeypaw: sorry Clovertail (goodbye)

Kagome: Something missing? What do you mean?

Inuyasha: You know what I mean [digs through Kagome's backpack] Oh great, here it is! [He holds up package of ramen noodles. she gets VERY angry and starts walking away] Kagome, boil up some water for me would ya?

Kagome: [Growls] Inuyasha. [Turns around] Sit boy! [He falls to the ground] Sit-sit-sit-sit-sit... SIT BOY! [Inuyasha goes deeper and deeper into the ground]

Kagome: [Storms off]Thanks for nothing! (“Inuyasha: affections touching across time”)

[Chuck hides with Emerson while her aunts are in the Pie-Hole.] Chuck: They're here, because you stopped delivering their special pies. all this time I've been making special pies and what have you been...?

Olive [Cutting Chuck off]And dosing them with God knows what, you claim that is vanilla, but that ain't vanilla

Emerson: I'm gonna dose the both of you with a scoop of Shut the Fudge Up. (“pushing daisies”)

hatchi: No, please don't make me go there, master.

Miroku: Come with us, or be sucked into my hand .

Hatchi: Ah! Alright, alright! Crooked monk! [transforms into his squash form while they are still in the cave, grinding Miroku and Sango into the wall]

Sango: Don't transform in this small space you fool!

Miroku: Now I'm really going to suck you up. (“InuYasha: affections touching across time”)

Jessie: You think you are so smart, twerp, having that other girl pose as you to fool us so you could sneak & save your girlfriend-

{Misty & ash look at each for a few seconds their faces red} Misty & Ash: Uh...

Misty {thinking}: Well, it would be nice to call him that in reality

{they look down at jessie}: Misty: HIM, MY BOYFRIEND?

Ash: HER, MY GIRLFRIEND? YOU MUST BE CRAZY! (kidnapped)

Pearl Slaghoople: Somebody has to look after my daughter and grandchild, while you're out carousing with a bunch of Neanderthals.

Fred Flintstone: Oh really? Well for your information the lodge no longer accepts Neanderthals.

Pearl Slaghoople: He robs your nest egg to bail out that little troll next door, while my daughter has to wash her clothes in the river.

Fred Flintstone: I've got half a mind...!

Pearl Slaghoople: Oh don't flatter yourself.

Fred Flintstone: that's it! Where’s my club Wilma? (“The Flintstones”)

Isabelle: We could get into trouble.

Hugo Cabret: That's how you know it's an adventure. (“hugo”)

Lois (Princess Leia): Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul stench as soon as I was brought onboard.

Stewie (Darth Vader): Um, actually that's me. I made a Darth Doody. I sithed my pants. My diaper's gone over to the darkside. I got pages of these, I could go on (“family guy presents blue harvest”)

Minnie: You two give me the heart palpitations talkin’ ‘bout this.[leaves abileen’s house, slamming the door behind her]

Abileen: an’ that was a good mood (“the help”)

Ned: Could that have happened to me on the roof? Could I have be swarmed? ...In my underwear too. I could've been swarmed in my underwear.

Emerson: Hey, you don't just get to put them pictures in my head. That's an assault on my imagination. (“pushing daisies”)

Lyle: White ape. Sounds like a drink [mockingly] Yes, bartender, I'll have two black russians and a white ape.

Narrator: A drink the venal Van de Groot would be begging to imbibe, if he only knew how close the white ape was at that very moment. Flying through the foliage, surveying the scenery, and swinging on through the trees with effortless ease.

George: [hits tree] Ow! (“george of the jungle”)

Two stories I highly reccomend are "For the Love of Lugia" and "On the Wings of Council".The first one make you want to cry it is so well done and you don't want budge once you start reading "Wings of Council"

Two other stories that are also really good are "Together Forever" and the "Super Pokemon" series.

That's all for now

-WT