Hi! the name’s Croconaw, err WildCroconaw but you can call me WC for short

7/22/09: Hello! By looking back at my old stories I have realized that the settings for some of them (Broken heart, letter to misty, Brother etc) conflicts with others (Scars, Kidnapped, and P2K II: Lawrence's Revenge, etc). So I have created a name for all the fics that do not fit in with the ‘animeverse’ or the ‘anime universe’’, which I call the WCverse (short for WildCroconaw universe). The WCverse, are the fics that are based around/ happen after the events of P2K: Lawrence's revenge (scars, kidnapped) while the animeverse takes place following the events of the anime, meaning none of the events in my big story ever happened. To avoid confusion I am going to start labeling which fics are set in the animeverse and which are set in the WCverse. Thanks for understanding

8/10/09: hello! I have just relalized that I never did my list of random facts for my 6th year mark back in May but I did put the latest chapter in my ‘Cat Tailes er Tales’ story up (chapter 10-remembering) a few days after the anniversary. I have decided that it would be easier to make the list closer to my fictionpress mark (which is one week from Tuesday). Here is the list:

1. there are 25 times in my stories that the characters blush.

2. I have written 21 oneshots

3. My word count averages about 4263.5 per story! Crazy, I know!

3. Only 8 of the stories on here have over one chapter!

4. I have only 4 stories set in the WCverse while 5 stories are set in the animeverse.

5. I have 10 parodies up at the moment: Indigo Plateau, What Kind of Pokemon are You: Johto Version, Where are you Nemo? , Rudolph the red nosed stantler, Le Turkey, What kind of Pokemon are you:Hoenn version, Two Hollywood hunksBlackthorn City, The Itsy Bitsy Spiderman and We are the Animation Champions.

6. over six years I have put up a grand total of 128, 417 words!

Pretty impressive huh?

11/16/09: I realized something a few days ago-as of this Thursday it will be precisely 1 year until “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1” opens! Which means that the HP Film franchise will be almost over! NOOOOOO! Also today marks 8 years since the first HP film came out!

5/19/11: nooooooo! less than two months left until the harry potter film franchise ends! new poll up

1/25/12: devon's dark secret is COMPLETE!

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Ships that I support and why:

Lupin/Tonks: They were meant for each other. Why did you have to kill them Rowling? Sniff poor teddy Lupin, he never got to know his parents before they died. At least they are together in death

Ash/Misty- the ship that I support the most. They are so in love with each other it’s not even funny. They were meant to be together! For evidence of this see my stories

Harry/Ginny: Everyone knew that they would end up together! They were destined to be together, just like Ron and Hermione

Sandstorm/Firestar- It was so unexpected when she fell in love with him. Since the first series they have grown closer with each book. Just as Firestar was destined to lead ThunderClan he was also destined to fall in love with Sandstorm

Brackenfur/Sorreltail- Awwwww. How cute.

Cloudtail/Brightheart- she's the only cat who can cool this hotheaded tom down. They look so cute together!

Favorite Movies:

Harry Potter series

Lion King Trilogy

Oliver and Company

Tangled

The court jester

Favorite Books series:

Warriors

Confessions of Georgia nicolson

Harry Potter

the looking glass wars

chronicles of vladimir tod

gergor the overlander

percy jackson and the olympians/ heros of olympus

His Dark Materials

quotes area (Key: if the title in parentheses has “ “ around it, it’s from a movie/TV show, underlined means it’s from a book and italic means it’s from one of my stories):

Book quotes:

Hermes: Families are messy. Immortal families are eternally messy. Sometimes the best we can do is to remind each other that we're related for better or for worse...and try to keep the maiming and killing to a minimum. (PJO: the sea of monsters)

Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."

Snape froze. Harry stared dumbstruck, at the message. But the map didn't stop there. More writing was appearing beneath the first. "Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."

It would have been funny if the situation hadn't been serious. And there was more. "Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."

Harry closed his eyes in horror. When he'd opened them, the map had had its last word. "Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball." (Harry potter and the prisoner of Azkaban)

Annabeth: ‘Circus caravan?

Percy: always have a strategy, right?

Annabeth: your head is full of kelp (Percy Jackson and the Olympians: the lightning thief)

Grandma redbird: (referring to john Heffer) that man is such a damn turd monkey.

Zoey: Grandma!

Grandma redbird: Oh, Zoeybird, did I just call your mother's husband a damn turd monkey out loud?

Zoey: Yes, Grandma, you did.

Grandma redbird (looks at Zoey): Good. (House of night: chosen)

Hades: Hello, Father. You’re looking ...young

Kronos: Hades. I hope you and the ladies have come to pledge your allegiance

Hades: I’m afraid not. My son here convinced me that perhaps I should prioritize my list of enemies. As much as I dislike certain upstart demigods, it would not do for Olympus to fall. I would miss bickering with my siblings. And if there is one thing we agree on-it is that you were a TERRIBLE father (Percy Jackson and the last Olympian)

Vlad: shouldn’t you be at thanksgiving dinner about now

Vikas: I just finished, actually. Suffice to say, Bathory no longer has a homeless population

Vlad(noticing a spot of blood on Vikas’ lips): yeah, about your appetite while you’re here in Bathory... we got to talk (Chronicles of Vladimir Tod: Eleventh Grade Burns)

"Point is, people, don’t get lulled into a false sense of security, thinking he’s out of the country. Maybe he is, maybe he isn’t, but the fact remains he can move faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo when he wants to, so don’t count on him being a long way away if you’re planning to take any risks. I never thought I’d hear myself say it, but safety first!" —Fred reporting on Voldemort's movements on Potterwatch (Harry Potter and the deathly hallows)

Ron: Yeah, well, Percy wouldn't want to work for anyone with a sense of humour, would he? Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy. (Harry potter and the goble of fire)

For an instant, everyone else was too startled to speak. Twitchtip had made a joke! Everybody-human, bats, roach, rat-laughed .if there was one thing they could all agree on, it was how annoying the fireflies had been. (Gregor and the Prophecy of Bane)

"I should throw you off this building, minus the flying horse, and see how heroic you sound on the way down."-Mr. D (Percy Jackson and the Titan’s Curse)

Veronica Ripperton: I’ve just been frog-marched out of bed by Attila the Mom

Loz Ripperton: ah yes. She’s in fine form this morning isn’t she? (LBD: friends forever)

Bluepaw: I’ve learned to use my claws properly and how to carry two bits of prey at once

Leopardpaw: in other words, you’ve been gathering moss

Bluepaw [to Stonepelt after Leopardpaw leaves: is there something in the warrior code that says you’re allowed to put thistles in your denmate’s nest?

Stonepelt: I don’t think so, but I’m sure you wouldn’t be the first (Bluestar’s prophecy)

Mundugus: Geoff! Geoff! You mad old bat! (Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix)

(after Thoth points out the painting is of a cat and a snake) Carter: thank you god of wisdom. You placed it for us to find, didn’t you? you’re trying to give us some sort of clue

Thoth: Who me?

Horus:just kill him

Carter: shut up

Horus: at least kill the guitar

Carter (trying to ignore Horus): the cat is Bast. Does this have something to do with why our parents released the gods?

Thoth: did I mention we have barbeque?

Sadie (stomps her foot): We had a deal... Ja-hooty!

Thoth: you know ... I like that name but not so much as when you say it (the kane chronicles: the red pyramid)

Cloudkit: I’m tired. I don’t want to do this

Fireheart: Well, too bad, you have to. Cheer up, it could be worse. Did I tell you that when I was an apprentice I had to look after Yellowfang all on my own?

Cloudkit: Yellowfang! Phew, I bet she was a grump! Did she claw you?

Fireheart: Only with her tongue And that’s sharp enough! (Warriors: Forest of Secrets)

Yellowfang: A medicine cat has no time for doubt. Put your energy into today and stop worrying about the past ( warriors: rising storm)

Terminus : You seem to be clean. Do you have anything to declare?

Percy: Yes, I declare this is stupid. (the son of Neptune)

Madam Pince: What do you think you are doing?

Ginny: Oh damm. I forgot

Madam Pince: CHOCOLATE IN THE LIBRARY! OUT! OUT! OUT! (Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix)

Clarisse was still in full battle gear. Her electric spear was strapped to her back (Actually her second electric spear, since I’d broken the first one. She called the spear ‘Maimer’. Behind her back, everyone else called it ‘Laimer’) (Percy Jackson and the last Olympian)

Sadie (after reading the driver’s card in the limo): you’re Bes, I guess?

Bes: yes

Liz: your car’s a mess

Emma: if one more person rhymes I’ll throw up (Kane chronicles: the throne of fire)

“You can be scary, Z. You control the elements, all of them. Talk about having a girlfriend it'd be best not to piss off." - Erik Night to Zoey Redbird - (house of night: Chosen)

"Okay, so who the hell wants to eat chocolate in moderation?" – Zoey (house of night: marked)

“Wow," Thalia muttered. "Apollo's hot."

"He's the sun god," I said.

"That's not what I meant." (Percy Jackson and the Titan’s Curse)

Nash: I’m gonna kill you if this goes bad

Tod: it’s a little late for that (my soul to save)

Xenophilius: She lingered in that charming little garden to say hello to the gnomes, such a glorious infestation! How few wizards realize just how much we can learn from the wise little gnomes-or, to give them their correct name, the Gernumbli gardensi.

Ron: Ours do know a lot of excellent swear words, but i think Fred and George taught them those. (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)

“Fascinating." He broke into a wide grin. "I've discovered something, Khufu. This is not Memphis, Egypt."

Khufu gave me a sideways look, and I could swear his expression meant, Duh.

"I've also discovered a new form of magic called blues music," the man continued. "And barbecue. Yes, you must try barbecue.”(The Kane chronicles: the red pyramid)

Boots: Shh. Too loud. You like Fo-Fo

Photos Glow-Glow[offended] : It is Photos Glow-Glow!

Twitchtip: oh, be quiet, Fo-Fo [Gregor pretends to cough to conceal his laughter] (Gregor and the Prophecy of Bane)

(After Sssasha nearly knocks Jakkin to the ground) Jakkin: Fewmets! I may be able to hear and see like a dragon now, but I still can’t fly Sssasha. If you knock me off the mountain I’ll land splat! (Tries to send a picture of it with his mind)

Sssasha:?

Jakkin: Splat! (Shouting) SPLAT! (Akki cups her hand and slaps it against the dragon’s haunches. It makes a strange sound)

(Sssasha blinks and sends barrage of red bubbles into Jakkin’s mind- all bursts with a noise sounding like splat!)

Jakkin (out loud): exactly. And if you think that sounds funny, you should see how funny I’d look splattered all over the landscape (Pitt Dragon chronicles: a sending of dragons)

Abileen: I don’t hate much in life but me an’ that dress is not on good terms (the help)

Fred Weasley: Give her hell from us, Peeves.

Narrator: And Peeves, who Harry had never seen take an order from a student before swept his belled hat from his head and sprang to a salute as Fred and George wheeled about to tumultuous applause from the students below and sped out of the open front doors into the glorious sunset. (harry potter and the order of the pheonix)

Alyss (to Doppel and Ganger) your diligence and concern are appreciated as always but the memorial is for all of Wonderland. And to bring out the best in Wonderlanders, I must assume the best of them”

Doppel and Ganger (moaning): You’re starting to sound like Bibwit! (They turn to leave)

Bibwit: I’ll walk with you, Generals. I must powder my head and poof out my scholarly robes for the party and so will take my leave of the queen.

(After Bibwit and the generals leave) Molly: I don’t get it. He’s an albino. Why does he put white powder on his head?

Alyss (smiling): when we’re as clever and educated as Bibwit, I’m sure we’ll know the answer, Molly (looking glass wars: seeing Redd)

[After Luxa bonds to Ripred] Ripred: Your grandpapa is going to be so proud of you

Luxa: and my grandmama is rolling in her grave

Aurora: She was always hard to please (Gregor and the code of claw)

[after hearing about mark big gob’s apology] Rosie: hmmm, my kind of guy. It’s a good job Sven wasn’t involved; a boy at the party I went to pushed into the loo line ahead of me and Sven threw his trousers into next door’s garden

Georgia: Why would Sven chuck his trousers into next door’s garden? Was it a fit of pique?

Rosie: Georgia, he threw the boy’s trousers into next door’s garden... and the boy was still wearing them

Georgia: sacré bleu

Rosie: mais oui (away laughing on a fast camel)

[After the baboons cream Carter in a basketball game] Sadie [with glee in her voice: Carter, all that talk about basketball and the Lakers and you’re absolute rubbish! Beaten by monkeys

Carter [groans miserably: it was... it... was dad’s favorite game [a bit desperately] I... can tell you any NBA stat you want. Rebounds, assists, free throw percentages (the Kane chronicles: the red pyramid)

Skeeter [narrating: I give in and light another cigarette even though last night the surgeon general came on the television set and shook his finger at everybody, trying to convince us that smoking will kill us. But Mother once told me tongue kissing would turn me blind and I'm starting to think it's all just a big plot between the surgeon general and Mother to make sure no one ever has any fun. (the help)

‘The smell of pumpkin pie was killing Vlad. There weren’t many smells outside of blood that really got his drool going outside of human blood but pumpkin pie-that was a killer. And Nelly had warned him to stay away from the succulent desert until after thanksgiving dinner was over. He liked pumpkin pie so much; in fact, that about a week ago Nelly had baked him one in place of a birthday cake, turning eighteen had never tasted so sweet. But he wanted more. Now. He contented himself with sitting in the kitchen, sniffing the sweet spice-laden scent of freshly baked pumpkin pie and contemplated what it might taste like with a side of steaming A positive. He was betting it would be delectable. Licking his lips, he warmed up a mug of blood in the microwave and tried to keep his eyes of the pie. Dinner was about to begin. He could hold out another hour or two. But so help Henry if he hogged it all’ (the chronicles of Vladimir Tod: twelve grade kills)

Minnie: I says ‘missus walters, the world don’t wanna see yo’ naked black behind anymore than they want to see my black one. Now get inside and put some underpants and clothes on’

Kiki brown: on the front porch? Naked?

Minnie: her behind hangin’ to her knees

Kiki: Laaw, that woman crazy. I don’t know how you always seem to get the crazy ones, Minnie

Minnie: oh, like your ms. Patterson ain’t? Shoot she call the roll at the crazy lady club

Abileen [narrating: the whole bus be laughin’ now cause Minnie don’t like no body talkin’ bad about her white lady but herself. That’s her job and she own the rights (the help)

Fred Weasley: How're we getting to King's Cross tomorrow, Dad?

Arthur Weasley: The Ministry's providing a couple cars.

Percy Weasley: Why?

George Weasley: It's because of you, Percy, and there'll be little flags on the hoods, with HB on them..

Fred Weasley: ...for Humongous Bighead.(harry potter and the prisoner of Azkaban)

Aphrodite: Come to the ritual. Pretend you’re part of the Dark Daughters. You’re the outsider, the one who is not wanted. And remember this too. Erik Night and I have a bond that you’ll never understand, he’s not my ex anything. You didn’t stay to see the end of our little game in the hall, he was then and he is now exactly what I want him to be. Mine. [tosses her hair and walks away]

Stevie Rae [stick her head out from behind a near by oak tree: is she gone?

Zoey: Thankfully. What are you doing back there?

Stevie Rae: are you kidding? I’m hiding. She scares the bejezzus outta me. I was coming to meet you and saw the two of you arguing. Man, she actually tried to hit you

Zoey: Aphrodite has some serious anger-management issues” [Stevie Rae laughs] Uh, Stevie Rae, you can come out from behind there now

Stevie Rae [goes over to zoey laughing. Links her am with zoey’s ] : you really stood up to her

Zoey: I really did

Stevie Rae: she really , really hates your guts

Zoey: She really, really does (house of night: marked)

Sadie: do something Evil Day! Get rid of them!

Set: No need to get personal with the names

Sadie: maybe you’d prefer Rockin’ Red Reaper?

Set: yes.. that is nice isn’t it (kane chronicles: the throne of fire)

Artemis [To Thalia: You have done well, my lieutenant. You have made me proud, and all those Hunters who perished in my service will never be forgotten. They will achieve Elysium, I am sure. [Glares at Hades]

Hades [shrugs: probably. [Artemis glares at him some more] Okay, I'll streamline their application process (Percy Jackson and the last Olympian)

Nike: I expected only yourself and your sister, Gregor the Overlander. Could it be that this third human is your mother?

Gregor: yeah, she wanted to see the underland (to himself) like she wanted a hole in the head (Gregor and the curse of the warmbloods)

Leafpool (to cloudtail): Why don’t you ask Brightheart to go with you? You haven’t hunted together for a long time.” (He looks puzzled)

Leafpool: (thinking). Mousebrain! (Out loud): You remember Brightheart?” she prompted him. “Your mate? Whitepaw’s mother?

Cloudtail: Oh, I see what you mean! Right. I’ll do that (Warriors: The New Prophecy-Sunset)

Count rugen : Your father has had his annual physical. I have the report."

Prince Humperdinck: And?

Count rugen : Your father is dying.

Prince Humperdinck: Drat! That means I shall have to get married. (the princess bride)

bibwit: I haven’t seen this much optimism since I was a young albino graduating from the Tutor Corps. But it’s best to tell you, Alyss, that Queen Issa’s reign was not as peacefull as Wonderlanders belive. There will always be those who unfavorably compare the present with a past they suppose happier than it was, not having lived through it as I have

Alyss: I can’t imagine you as young Bibwit (looking glass wars: seeing Redd)

"You got something to say to me, Seaweed Brain?"

You'd probably kick my butt."

You know I'd kick your butt."

I brushed the cake off my hands. "When I was at the River Styx, turning invulnerable . . . Nico said I had to concentrate on one thing that kept me anchored to the world, that made me want to stay mortal."

Annabeth kept her eyes on the horizon. "Yeah?"

Then up on Olympus," I said, "when they wanted to make me a god and stuff, I kept thinking-"

Oh, you so wanted to."

“Well, maybe a little. But I didn't, because I thought-I didn't want things to stay the same for eternity, because things could always get better. And I was thinking . . ." My throat felt really dry.

Anyone in particular?" Annabeth asked, her voice soft.

I looked over and saw that she was trying not to smile. You're laughing at me," I complained.

I am not!"

You are so not making this easy."

Then she laughed for real, and she put her hands around my neck. "I am never, ever going to make things easy for you, Seaweed Brain. Get used to it.”(Percy Jackson & the Olympians: the last Olympian)

Gregor: Lizzie sent you this (tosses the doughnut at the rat)

Ripred (catches it in his mouth and rolls it around) : Lizzie. Why is that I never get to spend any time with the nice members of your family?” (Gregor and The marks of secret)

Haymitch: You’ve got about as much charm as a dead slug. (the hunger games)

Meredith’s mother, a thin woman with warm brown eyes and strawberry blonde hair appeared by Mr. Brookestone’s side. “really, Harold, let the boy in”. she smiled at Vlad as her husband retreated back into the house. “don’t mind him Vlad. He’s just a big teddy bear. Come on in. Oh what a lovely corsage!” Vlad was quite certain Mr. Brookstone was a bear of some sort-maybe a grizzly or a Kodiak- but definitely not a teddy. And his diet absolutely consisted of boys that dated his daughter (Chronicles of Vladimir Tod: Tenth Grade Bleeds)

Graypaw (on helping Firepaw with Yellowfang): Call out if you need a hand. If she looks like she is going to have you, I'll sneak up behind her and whack her on the head with a stiff rabbit. (warriors: into the wild)

Percy Jackson {narrating): In a way, it's nice to know that there are Greek gods out there, because you have somebody to blame when things go wrong. For instance, when you're walking away from a bus that's just been attacked by monster hags and blown up by lightning, and it's raining on top of everything else, most people might think that's just really bad luck; when you're a half-blood, you understand that some divine force is really trying to mess up your day. (Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief)

Stevie Rae: introducing Zoey to erin and Damien: hey, y’all. Meet my new roommate Zoey Redbird. This is Erin Bates. Erin is the ‘pretty one’ She’s also funny and smart and has more shoes than anyone I know

Erin: Hi

Stevie Ra: and this is the token guy in our group, Damien Maslin. But he’s gay so I don’t think he really counts as a guy

Damien: actually since I’m gay I think I should count for two guys instead of just one. I mean in me you get the male point of view and you don’t have to worry about me wanting to touch your boobies

Stevie Rae: well, maybe you’re right. I hadn’t really thought about it like that (house of night: marked)

Ogre: Frank Zhang! Come down, son of Mars! We’ve been waiting for you. Come, be our honnered guest

Hazel (grips Frank’s arms): why do I have the feeling that ‘honored guest’ means the same thing as ‘dinner’? (the son of Neptune)

"But the Clan cannot support Yellowfang," Darkstripe protested. "We have too many mouths to feed already."

"Yeah!" Graypaw whispered into Firepaw's ear. "And some of them are bigger than others!" (Warriors: Into the wild)

angela: Mmm. she's doomed! You're doomed! They're all doomed! (cackles, doubling over, then straightens up).Notice I didn't specify what kind of doom, so no matter what happens, I predicted it. How very wise of me (Eragon: eldest)

Georgia: No sign of Angus, thank the Lord. I don’t think this is his sort of party (this being a cat-lynching party)-(Dancing in my Nuddy-Pants)

Marvin: Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to take you to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction, 'cause I don't. (‘he hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy)

abileen [narrating: Minnie near bout the best cook in Hinds County, maybe even all a Mississippi. The Junior League Benefit come round ever fall and they be wanting her to make ten carmel cakes to auction off. She ought to a be the most sought after help in the state. Problem is, Minnie got a mouth on her. She always talking back. One day it be the white manager of the Jitney Jungle grocerym next day it be her husband and ever day it gone be the white lady she waiting on. The only reason she waiting on Miss Walter so long is Miss Walter be as deaf as a doe-nob (the help)

Leo [meeting his dad in an illegal dream for the first time: holy mother!

Hephaestus: hmph! Holy father, boy. I’d thought you’d know the difference

Leo: Hephaestus? [annoyed] now you show up? After fifteen years? Great parenting Fur Face. Where do you get off sticking your ugly nose into my dreams

Hephaestus [ raises an eyebrow and then laughs loudly: you sound just like your mother. I miss Esperanza

Leo: she’s been dead seven years. Not that you’d care

Hephaestus: but I do care boy. About both of you

Leo: uh-huh. Which is why I never saw you before today

Hephaestus[ takes out a miniature motor from his pockets and fiddles with the pistons absent mindedly: I’m not good with children. Or people. well, any organic life forms really (the lost hero)

Nico: with great power...comes great need to take a nap (Percy Jackson and the last Olympian)

Mr. Weasley: not mentioning any names of course I said that I knew a werewolf personally, very nice man who finds the condition quite easy to manage

George: what did he say?

Mr. Weasley: Said he’d give me another bite if I didn’t shut up (Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix)

Brambleberry [to Stormkit before his name-changing ceremony: Perhaps I should change my name. I could be called Swallowherb. See? Because that's what I do. I make cats swallow herbs. (crookedstar’s promise)

Aphrodite: mail came for you while you were back here with your nerd herd

Shaunee: go away Aphrodite, ya hag

Erin: before we throw water on you and you melt (house of night: chosen)

Carter: get moving. It’s my turn to run interference

Bast: you realize it’ll kill you

Carter: thanks for the vote of confidence. Now scat! (Bast runs off with Sadie on her arm)

(after seeing the Set animal plow into a cop) Carter: Hey Moose! (it locks its eyes on him)

Horus: Well done! We shall die with honnor!

Carter: shut up! (the kane chronicles: the red pyramid)

Boots: See? This is Mama

Roaches: be she the swatter be she? Be she the swatter?

Temp: Welcome, Maker of the Princess and Most Fearsome Swatter

Gregor’s mom: What’s it calling me?

Gregor: Um, I think he said “Maker of the Princess and Most Fearsome Swatter

Gregor’s Mom: What’s that mean?

Gregor: That you’re Boots’ mom, let’ face it mom, you do swat a lot of roaches

Gregor’s Mom: well, I’m not planning to swat these giant things

Gregor: Hey I didn’t make up the name (Gregor and the curse of the warmbloods)

Percy Weasley: I was a fool! I was an idiot, I was a pompous prat, I was a- a --

Fred Weasley: Ministry loving, family-disowning, power-hungry moron.

Percy Weasley: Yes, I was!

Fred Weasley: Well, you can't say fairer than that. (Holds out his hand) (Harry potter and the deathly hallows)

non- novel quotes:

Ned: can being in love make you do something absolutely crazy?

Olive: I ...went... to a nunnery(“pushing daisies”)

[after winter splashes him] Sawyer: it means she likes you

Dr. McCarthy: well, imagine my delight ("dolphin tale")

Gurkin: marching past Rachel Witchburn Hi, ho.

Lenny: Bye, ho. (“Sydney White”)

Sid: (readies himself to jump off the Eviscerator) Three one-thousand, four one-thousand...

Manny: Sid, what you think you're doing? Get off of there before you hurt yourself!

Sid: No way! I'm going to be the first one to jump of the Eviscerator and you guys better start treating me with respect!

Manny: If you jump off this thing, the only respect you'll be getting is respect from the dead!

Diego: Come on, Manny, he can't be that stupid (Sid is about to jump)Although I have been wrong before. (“ice age : the meltdown” )

[after ash faints] The next thing I felt was a pair of hands helping me up from the ground. “Up you go sonny" the owner of the hands told me as I stood up. I heard Misty panting as if she had just run a long race. Then next thing I felt was her fist making contact with my head.

"Owww!" my head ached from the pain. “What?”

I had a feeling about what my wife was going to say “you idiot Ash! The birth of your first kid and you totally black out!” I cringed at her words. (doubt)

Scooby-Doo: [Crushing the Fright Hound] Play dead! (“scooby doo: mystery incorperated”)

Paolo: [removes Mia's glasses] Do you wear contact lenses?

Mia: Oh, I have them, but I don't like to wear them.

Paolo: Now... [he breaks her glasses in half] ...you do.

Mia: [shocked] You broke my glasses !

Paolo: You broke my brush. ("princess diaries")

Macrauchenia: Look, some idiot's going down the Eviscerator!

Manny: [to Diego] Please tell me it's not our idiot.

Sid: [on top of glacier] I'm gonna jump on the count of three! One... Two...

Manny: Sid! Don't move a muscle. We're coming up!

Crowd of animals: Jump! Jump! Jump

Diego: Jump! Jump! Jump! [Manny glares at Diego] Sorry. (“ice age : the meltdown” )

Pearl Slaghoople: Somebody has to look after my daughter and grandchild, while you're out carousing with a bunch of Neanderthals.

Fred Flintstone: Oh really? Well for your information the lodge no longer accepts Neanderthals.

Pearl Slaghoople: He robs your nest egg to bail out that little troll next door, while my daughter has to wash her clothes in the river.

Fred Flintstone: I've got half a mind...!

Pearl Slaghoople: Oh don't flatter yourself.

Fred Flintstone: that's it! Where’s my club Wilma? (“The Flintstones”)

Lyle: White ape. Sounds like a drink [mockingly] Yes, bartender, I'll have two black russians and a white ape.

Narrator: A drink the venal Van de Groot would be begging to imbibe, if he only knew how close the white ape was at that very moment. Flying through the foliage, surveying the scenery, and swinging on through the trees with effortless ease.

George: [hits tree] Ow! (“george of the jungle”)

Chi Fu: You men owe me a new pair of slippers! And I do not squeal like a girl [A panda eats his slipper. he squeals like a girl] ( “Mulan”)

King Roderick :Rules of Chivalry be hanged! Ravenhurst, take that nincompoop, and knight that nincompoop by noon tomorrow! (“the court jester”)

[Chuck hides with Emerson while her aunts are in the Pie-Hole.] Chuck: They're here, because you stopped delivering their special pies. all this time I've been making special pies and what have you been...?

Olive [Cutting Chuck off]And dosing them with God knows what, you claim that is vanilla, but that ain't vanilla

Emerson: I'm gonna dose the both of you with a scoop of Shut the Fudge Up. (“pushing daisies”)

Trillian: No, I mean *who* are you?

Arthur: Oh, the costume. Er, Livingston I presume. Yeah. Not as good as Darwin I know but the best I could manage at short notice.

Trillian: You're the first person whose gotten that right. Everyone keeps calling me Santa.

Arthur: Really?

Trillian: Yeah, and I thought the beagle made it a dead giveaway.

Arthur: Well, I suppose most of the people who come to these parties are drunken idiots.

Trillian: What?

[the record player is bumped, the music stops] Arthur: I said all these people are idiots! [everyone stares at him] Oh god... (“the hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy”)

Shaggy: Gee, Scraps, you didn't have to freak out like a jerk and kill all humanity

Scrappy Doo: And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling sons of..[ door closes] (“Scooby Doo")

Speed: I think I pulled a muscle.

Jean-Bob: I'm gonna die! I know it! I'm on a mission with a lame turtle! You’re gonna get us all killed (“the swan princess”)

Sandypaw: an’ sharpclaw’s out there with her. He’s not gonna let anything happen to Leafstar. He’s the greatest skyclan deputy ever

Honeypaw [bops sandypaw’s head with a sheathed paw: mouse-brain! He’s the only deputy we’ve known plus he’s our dad

Clovertail: Honeypaw, be nice to your brother

Honeypaw: sorry Clovertail (goodbye)

Kagome: Something missing? What do you mean?

Inuyasha: You know what I mean [digs through Kagome's backpack] Oh great, here it is! [He holds up package of ramen noodles. she gets VERY angry and starts walking away] Kagome, boil up some water for me would ya?

Kagome: [Growls] Inuyasha. [Turns around] Sit boy! [He falls to the ground] Sit-sit-sit-sit-sit... SIT BOY! [Inuyasha goes deeper and deeper into the ground]

Kagome: [Storms off]Thanks for nothing! (“Inuyasha: affections touching across time”)

Isabelle: We could get into trouble.

Hugo Cabret: That's how you know it's an adventure. (“hugo”)

Bugs is disguised as a game warden Elmer Fudd: Oh, Mr. Game Warden, I hope you can help me. I've been told I can shoot wabbits, and goats, and pigeons, and mongooses, and dirty skunks, and ducks. Can you tell me what season it weawy is?

Bugs Bunny: Why certainly, my boy. Holds up a baseball It's baseball season! Elmer laughs dementedly

Bugs Bunny: Throws baseball Here, boy! Here, boy! Go get it! Go get it! Elmer runs after it, shooting repeatedly

after elmer leaves Bugs Bunny: Just between the two of us, what season is it, really?

Daffy Duck: Ha, ha, ha! Don't be so naive, buster. Why, everybody knows it's really duck hunting season. Hunters suddenly materialize and shoot Daffy; he drags himself towards Bugs

Daffy: panting You're despicable! (“duck! Rabitt! Duck")

The Middleman: But I've always been fascinated by the ability of preassembled sets of submasculine archetypes to tug at the heartstrings of a 12-to-17-year-old fanbase.

Wendy: Funny, I've always been fascinated by their ability to bring up my lunch. (“the middleman”)

Oliver: So when are we gonna eat?

Dodger: We?

Oliver: Yeah. I'm starvin'.

Dodger: Listen, kid. I hate to break it to ya, but the dynamic duo is now the dynamic uno.

Oliver: What do ya mean?

Dodger: What I mean is our partnership is herewith dissolved.

Oliver: But, wait! Wait. You're not being fair!

Dodger: Fares are for tourists, kid. Consider it a free lesson in street savoir-faire from New York's coolest quadruped. (“Oliver and Company”)

Pidgeot [smirking: Nice pajamas. And nice hairdo [Ash blushes with embarrassment for a few seconds]

Ash: I sort of smashed my alarm clock during the night and overslept. The hair is because he didn’t like how I was trying to recall him into the pokeball and then mom called him weird” (pikachu’s choice)

Stayne - Knave of Hearts: You're all mad.

The March Hare: Thanks very much. (“Alice in wonderland”)

Narrator: But his rapturous rendezvous with the urban heiress was to be short-lived, as the very next morning Kwame and his men were drawing dangerously close! That is, dangerously close to shoving a coconut up Lyle's... sleeping bag. (“George of the jungle”)

Jack Sparrow: Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past... one of you succeeded. [looks at Elizabeth; Will looks at her; she looks around, guiltily] (“pirates of the carribean: at world’s end”)

Queen Clarisse Renaldi: [shouts] shut up!

Mia Thermopolis: Grandma said "Shut up"? Shut up! (“Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement”)

Coach Cotton: What did you say to him?

Leigh Anne Touhy: You should really get to know your players. Michael scored in the 98th percentile in protective instincts. I said you could thank me later. (pause) It's later, Bert. ("the blind side ")

Wobuffett (under it’s breath) : Very original. Why can’t we change the motto to something like that? (jessie glares at it then smacks it’s head with her fists) Oww. What did I do? What I do?

Jessie: Whose side are you on anyways- ours or theirs? (kidnapped)

Dave: [under attack by a dragon] Clear my mind? Are you insane? [Balthazar thinks, then holds up his fingers an inch apart] Little bit. Okay (“the sorcerer’s apprentice”)

Professor Lupin: What frightens you most in the world?

Neville Longbottom: mumbling Pfsr Snpe.

Professor Lupin: I'm sorry?

Neville Longbottom: Professor Snape. Laughter

Professor Lupin: Professor Sna- yes, he frightens all. (“Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban”)

Marvin: I have a million ideas, but, they all point to certain death.

Arthur: Thanks very much, Marv! (‘the hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy”)

Ned: Could that have happened to me on the roof? Could I have be swarmed? ...In my underwear too. I could've been swarmed in my underwear.

Emerson: Hey, you don't just get to put them pictures in my head. That's an assault on my imagination. (“pushing daisies”)

Tito: I don't have time for long goodbyes, but here's something to remember me by, baby. Tries to kiss Georgette; she hits him and he falls out the window Ooh, I think she likes me, man! (“Oliver & Company”)

[Seeing Miley Cyrus destroying the city] Chris: [gasp] it’s Miley Cyrus! And she's destroying the city!

Evil Monkey: Oh, my God! [Approaches Miley]Ms. Cyrus, I ask you to stop what you're doing. I don't just mean this, I mean everything: the show, the music--it's all just awful. (“family guy”)

{on Skeeter getting a job at the jackson journal} Charlotte Phelan: good. you can write my obituary: Charlotte Phelan- dead, her daughter- still single (“the help”)

J: now wimps. any last words before I kill this thing

Ash: none that I can say in front of my son

Storm : not to mention my daughter. (blast from dad’s’ past)

[Aguado stomps on a cockroach to provoke Ventura] Aguado: Homicide, Ventura. Now how ya gonna solve that one? [everyone laughs]

Ace Ventura: Good question, Aguado. First, I'd establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug's DICK, and became insanely jealous. [everybody "oohs"] Then I'd lose 30 pounds... porkin' his wife!

Aguado: Why you...!

[Aguado charges Ace, but Ace makes him do a face-plant that ends with his face just an inch or so from the dead bug]

Ace Ventura: Now, kiss and make up. (“ace Ventura: pet detective”)

Professor McGonagall: [To Ron and Harry] Five points will be awarded to each of you [they grin at each other]... for sheer dumb luck. (“Harry Potter & the sorcerer’s stone”)

Severus Snape: Cormac throws up on Snape's shoes You've just earned yourself detention for a month, McClaggen. Not so fast potter (“harry potter and the half blood prince”)

Lord Cutler Beckett: You're mad.

Jack Sparrow: Thank goodness for that, 'cause if I wasn't this would probably never work. catapults himself onto his ship landing safely on his feet behind his crew And that was without even a single drop of rum. (“Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End”)

jumba: Come on, what's the big deal?

Stitch: [in alien language] Oongatish mista!

Jumba: I'll put you back together again... I'll make you taller, and not so fluffy! [Whips plates at Stitch, frisbee style]

Stitch: I like fluffy!

[After there is a ring of holes around him] Stitch: [in alien language] Ah, Pooama Chicky!

Jumba: Ach! Leave my mother out of this!

{The ceiling crashes bringing stitch to the floor. He is hidden by plaster] Jumba: you could do with a make over. I tried to give you my good looks but let’s face it… something went wrong (“lilo & stitch”)

Quilava : Here’s an idea: why don’t you let me go free and then turn yourself into Officer Jenny? you can rot in a jail cell for the rest of your life and then go to hell. I hear they have a place reserved just for Team rocket ( scars)

Nicholas Devereaux: Rapunzel, Rapunzel, with hair so fine. Come out your window, climb down the vine

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Mia Thermopolis: The feat you ask, dear sir, isn't easy. And I won't respond to that line, it's far too cheesy.(“Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement”)

Oliver Wood: Scared, Harry?

Harry: A little.

Oliver Wood: That's all right. I felt the same way before my first game.

Harry: What happened?

Oliver Wood: I, uh, I don't really remember. I took a bludger to the head two minutes in. Woke up in hospital a week later. (“Harry Potter and the sorcerer’s stone”)

Tiana: You said you were fabulously wealthy!

Prince Naveen: No, no my parents are fabulously wealthy! But they cut me off for being a - notices a leech is attached to his arm] LEECH! LEECH

Tiana: tugs off the leech]You're broke, and you had the gall to call me a liar? (“princess and the frog”)

Georgette: Don't you come any closer! I knew this would happen someday.

Dodger: Oh, you've barking up the wrong tree, sister. It's not you we're after.

Georgette: It's not? Insulted it's not? Well why not? What's the problem, Spot? Not good enough for you? I mean, do you even know who I am? 56 blue ribbons. 14 regional trophies. Six-time national champion!

Dodger: Oh, and we're all very impressed. Right, guys?

Tito: Very impressed! Pants

Georgette Wha-

Tito: Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Ignacio Alonso Julio Federico De Tito.

Georgette: Get away from me you little bug-eyed creep. (“Oliver and company”)

(Madame Claude narrating the story) Madame Claude: And so Lady Redbush sailed off to the New World to find her beloved. And the timing was good because his new wife was a pain in him ass.

Meg: And then I finished scrubbing the kettle, but then I saw that I'd missed a spot and, oh, I was so worried that the whole thing wasn't clean enough, so I went back and started washing it again and sure enough, I'd missed another spot. And there was a clump of cornmeal under the rim from when I made breakfast.

Griffin Peterson: Shut up, Meg! I prithee, shut up!

(Lady Redbush comes in the house.) Lady Redbush: Griffin!

Griffin Peterson: Lady Redbush. (They embrace each other.)

Madame Claude: And so, Griffin Peterson and Lady Redbush were happily reunited. Of course, Griffin had to go through the complex, expensive divorce procedure required by 18th century society. (Griffin shoots Meg.)(“family guy”)

Narrator: The Whos, young and old, would sit down to a feast, and they'd feast, and they'd feast.

Grinch: And they'll feast, feast, feast, feast! They'll eat their Who-Pudding and rare Who-Roast Beast! that's something I just cannot stand in least. Oh no. (bawling) I'm speaking in rhyme! Aah! Blast you, Whos! (bawls lying in snow)

Narrator: And the more the Grinch thought of this Christmas bring, The more the Grinch thought.

Grinch: (rises from snow) I must stop this whole thing! (stands up) Why, for year after year, I've been put up with it now. (marches to door) I must stop Christmas from coming! But how? (gasps) I mean, in what way, or another? (gags disgusted) (“how the grinch stole christmas”)

Emerson: oh hell no! ("pushing daisies")

Pidgeot: I don't crossbreed, especially with jerks! Stupid Charizard- Like I would consider breeding with someone whose brain is the size of a Water Stone or in your case smaller! (Makes a rude gesture at charizard with her talon before flying off)

Misty (laughing): that’s your best shot. love doctor

Charizard: So, I'm a bit out of practice, although I did have her wrapped around my claw when I told her that she was more attractive than Moltres.

Misty: a bit??? (P2K II part 2)

Barbossa: How the blazes did you get off that island

Jack Sparrow: When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. ‘(“pirates of the Caribbean: the curse of the black pearl”)

Klaus Baudelaire: You know, Curdled Cave is for sale

Aunt Josephine: So?

Klaus Baudelaire: So, before too long, people are going to come to look at it. And some of those people... will be realtors (“lemony snicket”)

Fred: [walking into burrow and seeing the injured George] George! How do you feel?

George: [quietly] Saint-like.

Fred: [confused pause] Come again?

George: Saint like. I'm holy... [Points to spot where his ear is missing] Holey, get it?

Fred: [laughs quietly] the whole world of ear-related humor, and you go for, "I'm holy"? You're pathetic.

George: Reckon I'm still better looking than you. (“Harry potter and the deathly hallows part 1”)

Dolphins: [singing] So long, and thanks for all the fish / So sad that it should come to this / We tried to warn you all, but, oh, dear / You may not share out intellect / Which might explain your disrespect / For all the natural wonders that grow around you / So long, so long, and thanks for all the fish! The world's about to be destroyed / There's no point getting all annoyed / Lie back and let the planet dissolve around you / Despite those nets of tuna fleets / We thought that most of you were sweet / Especially tiny tots and your pregnant women / So long, so long, so long, so long, so long! So long, so long, so long, so long, so long! So long, so long, and thanks for all the fish!/ If I had just one last wish / I would like a tasty fish!/ If we could just change one thing / We would all have learnt to sing!/ Come one and all / Man and mammal / Side by side / In life's great gene pool!/ So long, so long, so long, so long, so long / So long, so long, so long, so long / So long, so long and thanks for all the fish! (“the hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy”)

Emerson Cod: You can't die of evilness.

Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles: Happens all the time; you do something mean or hurtful to someone like tell a secret... Bang! You're dead.

Olive Snook: Or bang! You're not really dead, you're just pretending to be dead while other people who think you're dead are heartbroken.

Emerson Cod: Or bang! You talk too much and you both go wait in the car. (“pushing daisies”)

Jessie: You think you are so smart, twerp, having that other girl pose as you to fool us so you could sneak & save your girlfriend-

{Misty & ash look at each for a few seconds their faces red} Misty & Ash: Uh...

Misty {thinking}: Well, it would be nice to call him that in reality

{they look down at jessie}: Misty: HIM, MY BOYFRIEND?

Ash: HER, MY GIRLFRIEND? YOU MUST BE CRAZY! (kidnapped)

Melody: What are you coming for?

Misty: To find Ash. And before you start saying its because I secretly like him, dont. Because I dont.

Melody: Hey, chill out. You sure are sensitive about someone whose not your boyfriend.

Misty: Hes not my boyfriend! Hes a boy and hes a friend, but hes not a boyfriend!

Tracey jogs up next to them tracey:you talking about me? (“Pokemon the movie 2000”)

(after finding out the bike voucher is really an expired coupon) Misty: YOU LITTLE CHEAPSKATE! (Ash and Pikachu turn around and see her running at them, peeved, a mallete in one hand)

Pikachu (jumps onto the ground): I think you should start running now

Misty: YOU’RE GOING TO BE DEAD MEAT WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU

Ash (ducks to avoid being hit): No, you little trickster, we can’t! Now stand still so I can pound you

Pikachu (thinking): can’t say I didn’t warn him (kidnapped)

Timon: All right let's see, gee Simba!, the good news is, we found your daughter. The bad news is, we dropped a warthog on her. Is there a problem with that?

Pumba(looking around for kirara): kirara? Kirara?

Timon: Pumba, let me define, BABYSITTING!! (‘lion king 2: simba’s pride”)

Hiccup: [about Berk's dragon problem] Most people would leave, but not us. We're Vikings. We have stubbornness issues. (“how to train your dragon”)

James: Jessie how is it we can breathe underwater?

Jessie: Sometimes it's better not to ask questions James, just go with the flow

Meowth: Hey Jessie, I have a question its better I shouldn’t ask...Do you think we'll get a bigger part in the next movie? (“Pokemon 3 the movie”)

PUFFIN: Alright quickly.

SPEED: Easy for you to say. (Door slowly shuts on him) Ouch.

JEAN-BOB: sarcastically Whenever I have to do something quick, I always bring a turtle. (“the swan princess”)

Sango: Thanks so much, Miroku. You saved me from... hmm? Miroku is stroking her butt as usual. She slaps him Keep your hands to yourself, pervert!

Miroku: You misunderstand. I was just making sure your flawless body wasn't harmed in anyway.

Sango: Not necessary, thank you! (“Inuyasha: affections touching across time”)

Donnagon Giggles: Well, Cortezes, any last words?

Ingrid: None that I can say in front of my children.

Grandmother: Not to mention your mother. (“Spy kids 2”)

Two stories I highly reccomend are "For the Love of Lugia" and "On the Wings of Council".The first one make you want to cry it is so well done and you don't want budge once you start reading "Wings of Council"

Two other stories that are also really good are "Together Forever" and the "Super Pokemon" series.

That's all for now

-WT