Hi,I'm WildTotodile but you can call me WT for short

Real name:Do you want to be used as a pillow by my Snorlax,Hagrid? Didn't think so.Same goes for my age, where I live etc.

I am into Disney and Pokemon. I am a Pokeshipper(that means thatI support the love of Ash and Misty). I DESPISE ROCKETSHIPING AND ADVANCESHIPING(May and Ash together as a couple)I saw the sneak peek of "Pokemon: Advanced " in April 2003 and instanly hated her!I also don't like Brock, no offense to any Brock fans reading this, although the way he tries to flirt with every single pretty girl is funny

I aslo hate YuGiOh with every fiber in my body .Same goes with Digimon (Shudders)

Check out my poetry at Fictionpress.net. My pen name is disneyluver.

November 2003-I have finally put my two-part story up! Please read it even though when I uploaded it, the format messed up! I want to thank Rosmary the Rubix Cube for her kind review on it!

December 21, 2003- Tomorrow I am going to Mexico for a week but as an early Christmas gift( or Hannukah, depending on which one you celebrate), I will be downloading four of my recent works:

What kind of Pokemon are You-Hoenn Version
What kind of Pokemon are You-Johto Version
Indigo Plateau
Blackthorn City

December 30, 2003- Happy (early) New Year!

May 1, 2004- Happy early one-year anniversary to me! As of May 14, I will have been an author on Fanfiction for 1 WHOLE YEAR! As a treat, I will be putting up my first “Harry Potter” fic!

10/5/04: I have some good news and some bad news. The Good news is that I am roomates with my best friend again and I got into the house I wanted. The bad news is that I don't have Internet connection in the house so it might be a while before I can download anything. Sorry.

10/24/04: Yeah! I have internet acess in my dorm but I still have to keep up with my school work first.

12/7/04 Happy first night of Hannukah. I am revamping some of my fics. Please read my newest parody, Le Turkey"!

12/31/04: Happy New year to all

1/4/04: Okay, I know that I have put up (and had yanked) my two part story “P2K II: Lawrence’s Revenge” a LOT. Well, it turns out that I can’t put up each part as a separate chapter cause the Big Bosses here on Fan Fiction are keeping a record of “these infractions” and I’m thisclose to getting PERMANENTLY yanked. You wouldn’t want that to happen to lil’ old WildTotodile, would you? Probably not. So I’m collecting all the stuff dealing with “P2K II” (teaser and prelude, “Story #1”, “Things to know”, the story itself and a sneak peak at my upcoming story “The Secret”) into one BIG story.

3/7/05: It's been a little over two weeks since my boyfriend "Muddy" and I broke up (we are still really good friends) so I'm kinda going through a depression like state now. I am fixing up my fics until I can get ideas for a new story

4/25/05: Oh yeah baby! Almost my two year aniversary here on Fanfiction! Unfortunately, I am out of ideas for a two-year aniversary fic so if you can please send me some ideas in your reviews to me, that would help little old WT alot since in two weeks I have FINALS! (Screams!)

5/12/05: Happy early two year fanfiction aniversary to me! I just finished my last final today ! I have not thought of any new story ideas but I have done some majors additions to "P2K II: Lawrence's Revenge" so if you could just read it and tell me what you think of the new parts that would be greatly appriciated

1/1/06: Happy new year. I have a new story up, "The Aftermath".

5/12/2006: Happy early three year anniversary (on fanfiction) to me. I just put up the latest one shot in my “Cat Stories” collection “A StarClan Chat”. Hope you like it!

5/14/06- It was three years ago this very day that I joined Fanfiction.net As a gift to all my wonderful reviewers, here are six random facts about my stories (more to come soon)

1. I have written for nine different categories and posted up 24 dual genre stories.

2, I original had the plot of “Pokémon the Movie 2000 II: Lawrence’s Revenge” flip flop between the different characters’ point of view but decided to change it all to third person point of view because it was too confusing.

3. I have exactly 21 AAML hints in my two part story, “Pokémon the Movie 2000 II: Lawrence’s Revenge” (I counted them myself! Can you find them all?)

4. the only reason I wrote my up-coming story “Story 1” was because it was crucial that Ash and Misty be present at the Cerulean Gym at the start of “Pokémon the Movie 2000 II: Lawrence’s Revenge”

5. Including the 21 AAML hints in “Pokémon the Movie 2000 II: Lawrence’s Revenge” I have slipped in exactly 40 romantic hints in my stories!

6: I have put up exactly 28 stories and (drumroll please) precisely 42732 words! I hope that you have enjoyed all of my stories! I will try to type up more as soon as I can!

1/1/07: Happy new year

4/17/07: Dang, it’s been a while since I updated this thing. Guitarprincess and I are going through a rocky rift in our relationship. I am working on CB Movie III, but I also have to concentrate on my school work. the first book in the new warriors series "The Sight" Comes out in a week! As of friday (well, technically 12:01 Saturday morning) there is only three more months until "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows" (the final book) comes out. I'm getting teary eyed just thinking about it

4/26/07: Hello people! Just thought you would like to know that Guitarprincess and I are no longer friends (This time I mean it). As a result, I am yanking and then reuploading all my written works that she has reviewed. So you might see a bunch of my stories reuploaded. For all the reviewers who have reviewed my stories, I’m really sorry if your kind review gets yanked along with one of the stories, but that is the downside.

4/28/07: Due to the intervention of my radio broad teacher, Guitarprincess and I are now friends again. Yes I know I said that this WAS her last chance but I think I’ll giver her a clean slate

5/13/07: Happy early four year anniversary to me! As of tomorrow I will have been on fanfiction for four years! In honor of this special occasion, I have deleted my old c2 and started a new one, called “Mystery c2”. Also I am working on my first ever crossover- a CB/MLP, which I hope to have up fairly soon. Here are some facts about me (seeing as I usually don’t tell much about myself):

1. I am the first girl in my family to be born for one hundred and ten years.

2. I am a hopeless romantic (see “P2K II” for evidence of this)

3. Although I am more of a dog person, I am addicted to the “Warriors” book series ( Must have something to do with the fact that I am a Leo)

4. A mere three months and four days after I joined Fanfiction I joined FictionPress.

5. I have written about death in quite a few of my fics despite losing my grandfather in 2003, a grandmother in 2004 and recently a friend of mine in October 2006.

6. Over four mere years I have written 32 stories, marking a grand total of drumroll please, 59,963 words!

I’ve had an awesome four years so far! Thanks so much to all my lovely reviewers!

7/7/07: Happy fourth of july to all! I just wanna let you know that I AM working on the CB/MLP crossover but it might be a few weeks before I put it up but I will try my very hardest to get it up by the 20th aka the midnight part for the final Harry potter book. Oh great now I’m all sad just thinking about it

8/2/07: Hello all my wonderful readers and reviewers! You’re probably wondering why I have not put up the second part of the crossover or put up a new chapter of “Cat Stories”. The truth is I just started a new job and it requires me to work long hours which leaves me very tired. I am going to try very hard to put up a new chapter of “Cat Stories” soon, this one revolving around Midnight and Purdy! Thank you for understanding

1/7/08 Happy belated new year

3/11/08: Wow, could you believe that i have been on fanfiction.net for nearly five years? I am think of a name change for my five year mark here on fanfiction. Please check out my poll for some sugestions or PM me. Thanks

5/13/08: (a girl comes out. She is a medium sized with totodile-like eyes and sharp totodile like teeth. She is wearing a blue t-shirt with a yellow V on it. She has hazel colored hair and red triangular ridges on her back. She has a human hand as well as a totodile claw but human legs. A short blue tail pokes out from behind her.) Hi folks! That description is of little old me! I figured I would give you a descriptive image of myself so you would get a picture of me in your mind. Oops! Sorry, I started rambling yet again. Anyways, happy early five year to me! Here are some interesting facts about my stories as well as myself:

1. People constantly misspell my last name even it is a real easy to say.

2. I first wrote Collector Returns on a dinky little Alphasmart (if you don’t know what an AlphaSmart is, PM me or read my Emotional Roller Coaster story on my FictionPress page) and it took up three entire files!

3. Although I’m the oldest in my family, I am the shortest one.

4. the day that I joined FanFiction.net is my grandfather’s birthday (well was my grandfather’s birthday as he passed away November 2003).

5. There is a 7,901 word difference between my Pokemon the movie 2000 II: Lawrence's Revenge and Collector Returns stories

6. my 5 year mark summary: 27 stories equaling 51 chapters total, 7 different genres and a grand total of (drumroll sound effects) exactly 114, 831 words in all my stories!

What? WildTotodile is evolving ( a bright light covers WildTotodile for a minute or two. The light disappears and all her Totodile features have changed into Croconaw features) WildTotodile is now WildCroconaw!

August 14, 2008: I have a question for all my readers/reviewers: which CBs would you like to see in my crossover? please send me your reply via PM. I also have a new poll up on my profile.

10/10/08: new poll up

12/22: I will be going to a dude ranch with my family from today until saturday night so merry (early) christmas to all! In fact to get into the mood (and before we leave) I am going to go watch "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" (hums "you're a mean one, mr. grinch" to herself as she walks away)

12/30/08: happy early new year! I have noticed that I er stink (to put it nicely) at keeping my promises about updating my stories more often. I have decided to put the fate of my stories in YOUR hands, my faithful fans. Which story listed below would you like me to spend more tme on:

1. Cat tails er tales

2. CB Movie III: The return of

3. a new pokemon fic

4 a new warriors fic

5. a new back story for one of the main characters’ pokemon (example: “Scars”)

Please let me know eiher in a review or private message. You can also give me your suggestions as well. thank you

1/25/09: yuck, i have a reeeeeally bad ear infection. I am thinking about writing a fic about Pikachu's point of view of the "Pikachu's goodbye" episode starting after Ash 'releases' him untill the end of the episode (I came up with the idea when i couldn't sleep last night) Would you read a story like that? Please let me know eiher in a review or private message. You can also give me your suggestions as well.

2/12/09: I have a new poll up concerning names for a pikachu. you can also send me your suggestions via PM and review as well

3/25/09: Random thought: Today is Lee Pace's 30th birthday. in case you don't recognize the name, he played Ned on the wonderfully quirky and addictive but sadly cancelled TV show "Pushing Daisies". WHY DID YOU HAVE TO CANCEL THAT SHOW ABC? IT WAS SO GOOD! that ends my randomess

4/7/09: hello! It’s little old WC here. I need your help. See I need to change the song in my “Scars” story and I need your input. I have because um certain people-

Mia1986: What my mousebrained prat of a roommate-

Hey! I’m no mouse-brained prat!

Mia1986: are too!

Am not! Go snog your pictures of efron and pattison.

Mia1986: Oh lah dee ah

Did I mention that pattison got injured while filming ‘new moon’

Mia1986: yeah right. I don’t believe you

(smirks) Go look it up on imdb

(Mia1986 leaves)

I didn’t tell her where he got hurt-she wouldn't believe me unless

Mia1986 (off-screen): HE HURT HIS WHAT??

. Anyways the reason why I need help is because the song that is currently in ‘scars’ (Someone’s watching over me) just so happens to bring up some memories of her ex-boyfriend that Mia1986 would rather stay buried. So if anyone has any suggestions, let me know in a review or a PM. thanks

4/11/09: I got the new nintendo DSi! I got the new nintendo DSi! I got the new nintendo DSi, PLUS the new pokemon platinum!

6/8/09: New poll up. This one is in regard to Jonas' (my OC in "Scars") name change

Ships that I support and why:

Lupin/Tonks: They were meant for each other. Why did you have to kill them Rowling? Sniff poor teddy Lupin, he never got to know his parents before they died. At least they are together in death

Ash/Misty- the ship that I support the most. They are so in love with each other it’s not even funny. They were meant to be together! For evidence of this see my stories

Harry/Ginny: Everyone knew that they would end up together! They were destined to be together, just like Ron and Hermione

Sandstorm/Firestar- It was so unexpected when she fell in love with him. Since the first series they have grown closer with each book. Just as Firestar was destined to lead ThunderClan he was also destined to fall in love with Sandstorm

Brackenfur/Sorreltail- Awwwww. How cute.

Lionpaw/Heatherpaw- same as above not however it stinks that they’re in different clans. Oooh I so hope they get together in future books and have kits!

Cloudtail/Brightheart- she's the only cat who can cool this hotheaded tom down. They look so cute together! STUPID DAISY, YOU MADE POOR BRIGHTHEART FEEL UNLOVED!

More to come……

Favorite Movies:

Pokémon Series (Especially the second one)

Finding Nemo

Harry Potter series (Daniel Radcliffe is ADORABLE! To quote the “Finding Nemo” seagulls: He is all MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!)

Lion King Trilogy

Oliver and Company

Bolt

The court jester

Muppet Treasure Island

WALL-E

Favorite Books series:

Warriors

Harry Potter

gergor the overlander
percy jackson and the olympians

His Dark Materials

Some of my Favorite Quotes (Key: if the title in parentheses has “ “ around it, it’s from a movie/TV show, underlined means it’s from a book and italic smeans it’s from one of my stories):

“What happened down in the dungeons between you and Professor Quirrell is a complete secret, so, naturally, the whole school knows. I believe your friends Misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat. Madam Pomfrey, however, felt it might not be very hygienic, and confiscated it.” Albus Dumbledore (Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s stone)

Hawkins: Good stock. Good battle. Good-bye. (“The court jester”)

Ned: I wanted to be a Jedi. (“Pushing Daisies”)

Twitchtip: they’ll go to the rats. They’ll receive food and safe passage in exchange for our whereabouts. On the good side, won’t have to listen to them whine anymore.

Luxa: yes. That will be a blessing. It is a shame that you did not get to eat them though.

Twitchtip: Oh, shiners taste nasty. I only threatened them to shut them up. (Gregor And The Prophecy of Bane)

Doyle: searching Mask Aah! Mousetrap...

Cop: Rubber chicken...

The Mask: Little to the left. That's it.

Doyle: I don't know.

Cop: Funny eyeball glasses...

The Mask: I've never seen those before in my life.

Cop: Bazooka...

The Mask: I have a permit for that.

Doyle: Picture of Kellaway's wife.

Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: What?

Mask: Uh-oh.

Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: Margaret! You son-of-a-bitch!

Mask: Geez I thought you would have a sense of humor. After all - you married her! (“The Mask”)

Madam Pince: What do you think you are doing?

Ginny: Oh damm. I forgot

Madam Pince: CHOCOLATE IN THE LIBRARY ! OUT! OUT! OUT! (Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix)

watching Tai-Lung break out of his prison restraints Zeng: We're dead. So Very, very dead. (“Kung Fu Panda”)

Quilava : Here’s an idea: why don’t you let me go free and then turn yourself into Officer Jenny? you can rot in a jail cell for the rest of your life and then go to hell. I hear they have a place reserved just for Team rocket (Non-healing scars)

The cats set off for the Moonpool. Jaypaw felt Kestrelpaw padding along at his side. “ Hey Jaypaw”, he began, “what’s it like, being blind?”

Well, you can’t see, mouse-brain Jaypaw felt his neck fur bristling at the stupid question. “Everything’s dark. But I can hear and scent okay, so that’s how I find my way around.”

“That’s really tough.”

The other apprentice’s sympathy made Jaypaw flex his claws. From the sound of his voice and the whisper of his paws on the moorland turf, he had a pretty good idea where Kestrelpaw’s ear was. How would you like it slashed, huh

“I manage.” He retorted. -Ketrelpaw and Jaypaw (Warriors: The Power of Three: Outcast)

Quilava : Here’s an idea: why don’t you let me go free and then turn yourself into Officer Jenny? you can rot in a jail cell for the rest of your life and then go to hell. I hear they have a place reserved just for Team rocket (Non-healing scars)

Hermione: putting a large book on the table I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading.

Ron: This is light? (“Harry Potter & the Sorcerer’s Stone”)

“ Anyone get dat number of da Water Gun attack ?”-Meowth (Pokemon the movie 2000 II: Lawrence’s Revenge part 1)

King Roderick: Rules of Chivalry be hanged! Ravenhurst, take that nincompoop, and knight that nincompoop by noon tomorrow! (“The court jester”)

\Judge Stevens: Afternoon, Counselors. Are we ready to begin?

Fletcher: No, sir! We are NOT ready to begin, because my client has not arrived!

Samantha and children enter Samantha: to children Hurry up! Move it!

Fletcher: singing Here she comes to wreck the daaaay!

Judge Stevens: MISTER Reede!

Fletcher: Sorry, Your Honor! (“Liar, liar”)

Emerson Cod: What did you compete about?

Olive Snook: Promise you won't laugh?

Emerson Cod: NO

Olive Snook: I used to be a professional horse jockey.

Emerson Cod: Hahahaha! mimics riding a horse Hahahaha! (“Pushing Daisies”)

“I let you go off for one day, and look at the trouble you get into,” Luxa said

“I bet I know someone else who’s in trouble “Gregor croaked with a smile. (Gregor And The Prophecy of Bane)

Spa’am: Give up now, weak and tiny pirate mans or die like stinking dog (Long John fires his pistol at him and shoots off his headpiece) We see you have boom-boom sticks. Bye-bye (Natives leave)

Benjamina: Oh brother (“Muppet Treasure Island”)

Shaggy: Gee, Scraps, you didn't have to freak out like a jerk and kill all humanity.
Scrappy Doo: And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling sons of... door closes ("Scooby Doo")

Chris (Luke Skywalker): Oh, what the Phantom Menace is that guy's problem? (“Family Guy: Blue Harvest”)

Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.: about B.O.B You must forgive my friend, but as you can see, he has no brain.

B.O.B.: Turns out, you don't need one. Totally overrated! I don't even have to... Starts gasping for air I forgot how to breathe! Help me, Doctor Cockroach!

Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.: Suck in, B.O.B.

B.O.B.: breathes normally Thanks, Doc. You're a lifesaver. (“Monsters vs. aliens”)

Leafpool beckoned him with her tail. When he padded across to her, she suggested, “Why don’t you ask Brightheart to go with you? You haven’t hunted together for a long time.”

Cloudtail looked puzzled.

Mousebrain! Leafpool thought. “You remember Brightheart?” she promted him. “Your mate? Whitepaw’s mother?”

The white warrior’s expression cleared. “Oh, I see what you mean! Right. I’ll do that.” He meowed. “Good idea, Leafpool.” (Warriors: The New Prophecy-Sunset)

Olive: Why'd you bring 'em here when you said you wouldn't?

Emerson: I need Pie-boy's special skill set, and Pie-girl comes with Pie-boy.

Olive: Why isn't the Pie-girl minding the Pie Hole?

Emerson: Because she'd rather be minding his. Besides, he hired a new waitress - Brandy, Candy - I dunno, somebody named after booze or food.. (“Pushing Daisies”)

Misty: I have something to tell you too. I l-love you with all my heart, Ash Ketchum. What happened on Lawrence ’s ship only made me realize how much I care for you (Pokemon the movie 2000 II: Lawrence’s Revenge part 2 )

after being shot Mask: Hold me closer, Ed, it's getting dark. Tell Auntie Em to let Old Yeller out, cough cough tell Tiny Tim I won't be coming home this Christmas, tell Scarlett I do give a damn... he dies, the Peanut Gallery appears and applauds while The Mask is handed an acting award Thank you, you love me, you really love me! (“the mask”)

“Seventeen, eh!” said Hagrid as he accepted a bucket-sized glass of wine from Fred.

“Six years to the day we met, Harry, d’yeh remember it?”

“Vaguely,” said Harry, grinning up at him. “Didn’t you smash down the front door, give Dudley a pig’s tail, and tell me I was a wizard?”

“I forge’ the details,” Hagrid chortled. (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)

Melody: What are you coming for?

Misty: To find Ash. And before you start saying it's because I secretly like him, don't. Because I don't.

Melody: Hey, chill out. You sure are sensitive about someone who’s not your boyfriend.

Misty: He's not my boyfriend! He's a boy and he's a friend, but he's not a boyfriend! (“Pokemon the Movie 2000”)

Dory: I'm not THAT bad am I? Who are we looking for again… is it J Lo? Checko?

Marlin (groans): why me? (Where are you Nemo)

Harry Potter: First we've got to find a place to practice where Umbridge won't find out.

Ginny Weasley: The Shrieking Shack?

Harry Potter: It's too small.

Hermione Granger: The Forbidden Forest?

Ron Weasley: Not bloody likely!

Ginny Weasley: Harry, what happens if Umbridge does find out?

Hermione Granger: Who cares? I mean, it's sort of exciting, isn't it, breaking the rules.

Ron Weasley: Who are you and what have you done with Hermione Granger? (“Harry Potter and the order of the pheonix”)

“It’s not a dress, it’s a kilt. Sicko!”- The Grinch (“Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas”)

Mr. Beaver: Come on, hurry up!

Peter Pevensie: If he tells us to hurry up one more time, I am going to make him into a big, fluffy hat. (“The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe”)

Kreacher: Kreacher is cleaning. Kreacher lives to serve the ancient and noble house of Black

Sirius: And it’s getting blacker every day. It’s filthy

Kreacher: Master always liked his little joke. But master was a nasty ungrateful swine who broke his mother’s heart

Sirius: My mother didn’t have a heart, Kreacher. She kept herself alive out of pure spite (Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix)

Ape: after George has swung into a tree, knocking himself out Ladies and Gentlemen; I give you the 'King of the Jungle'. (“George of the Jungle”)

Marion Ravenwood: Mutt can be a little impetuous.

Indiana Jones: Well it's not the worse quality in the world. Indy and Marion sink further into the ground Keep your arms above the surface. When the kid comes back, grab on.

Marion Ravenwood: Indy, he...

Indiana Jones: He's a good kid Marion. You should get off his back about school. Not everybody is cut out for it.

Marion Ravenwood: Mutt I mean, his name is Henry.

Indiana Jones: Henry. Good name.

Marion Ravenwood: He's your son.

Indiana Jones: My son?

Marion Ravenwood: Henry Jones the III.

Indiana Jones: beat Why the hell didn't you make him finish school?(“Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull”)

The Mayor of Who-ville: They called me a boob! Do I look like a boob to you?


Miss Yelp: You don't want me to answer that. (“Horton hears a Who!”)

“Vot is the point of being an international Quidditch player if all the good-looking girls are taken?”-Victor Krum (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)

Professor McGonagall: Now, Mr. Weasley, place your right hand on my waist.

Ron: Where?

Professor McGonagall demonstrates a waltz with Ron as her partner Professor McGonagall: One-two-three, one-two-three...

Harry: aside You're never gonna let him forget this, are you?

Fred, George: shaking their heads Never. (“Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire”)

Brock: I have finally seen the light! I will most definitely meet a girl in this town.
Misty: Just don’t hold your breath (“Pokémon Heroes”)

Dory: Have you seen a clown fish swim by? It looks just like him. points at Nemo

Nemo: But bigger.

Crab: Yeah, I saw him, Bluey, but I'm not telling you where he went, and there's no way you're gonna make me.

Dory holds Crab out of water for the seagulls to see Seagulls: Mine. Mine. Mine.

Crab: Ahh! All right! I'll talk! I'll talk! He went to the fishing grounds! (“finding nemo”)

Griselda: Correcting Hawkins' recitation of the directions about the drinks No! The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle...

Jean: ...the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true. So easy even I can say it!

Hawkins: Then YOU fight him! (“The court jester”)

Puffin: Faster! Faster!

Jean-Bob: (to himself) Sure! Go on Jean-Bob! Race to your death! (“The swan princess”)

Chef Louie: Come back here, little birdie! Uncle Louie has a surprise for you (Le Turkey)

“Do Mistyfoot and Stonefur know all this?” Freheart asked.

“Now listen to me,” rasped Graypool. “Mistyfoot and Stonefur know nothing, and if you tell them what I’ve just told you, I’ll rip out your liver and feed it to the crows.”She thrust her head foreward and drew her lips back as she spoke, baring her teeth. In spite of her age, Fireheart flinched. (Warriors: Forest of Secrets)

Mom: You know, there's something different about Timon.

Uncle Max: You think? HE'S WEARING A DRESS! (“Lion King 1 ½ ”)

Bowler Hat Guy: Now my slave, seize the boy!

the T-rex chases after Lewis and repeatedly hits head into wall

Bowler Hat Guy: What's going on? Why aren't you seizing the boy?

T-Rex: I have a big head and little arms, and I'm just not sure how well this plan was thought through.

pause in which Bowler Hat Guy stares angrily into handheld mind control device

T-Rex: cute face Master? (“Meet the Robinsons”)

Stewie Griffin: Mother, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get. Your life, on the other hand, is like this box of ACTIVE GRENADES!


Lois Griffin: oblivious Oh, you want you toy back. Here you go. Gives Stewie his Ray-Gun toy


Stewie Griffin: Yes... well... VICTORY IS MINE! he runs off - the sound of the grenades exploding is heard BLAST! (“Family guy”)

“'Well . . . when we were in our first year, Harry - young, carefree, and innocent -' Harry snorted. He doubted whether Fred and George had ever been innocent.” (Harry potter and the prisoner of Azkaban)

Squire Trelawney: Well, gentlemen, this is definitely a genuine bona-fide treasure map.

Jim Hawkins: Really?

Squire Trelawney: Oh, yes. Mr. Bimbo told me so. pause Oh, Mr. Bimbo lives in my finger. He's very smart. He's been to the moon. puts finger to his ear Oh, thank you... twice.

Rizzo: I smell a bozo. (“Muppet Treasure Island”)

“ Anyone get dat number of da Water Gun attack ?”-Meowth (Pokemon the movie 2000 II: Lawrence’s Revenge part 1)

Stewie griffin: Hello, mother. I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster. (“Family guy”)

Slowking: I could use some pants. (“Pokemon the movie 2000”)

Tai Lung: You can't defeat me! You... you're just a big... fat... panda! He throws a weak punch, Po catches his hand by the finger

Po: I'm not a big fat panda. I'm the big fat panda.

Tai Lung: The Wuxi finger hold!

Po: Oh, you know this hold?

Tai Lung: You're bluffing. You're bluffing! Shifu didn't teach you that.

Po: Nope. I figured it out. Skadoosh! (“Kung Fu Panda”)

Scar: I'm surrounded by idiots. (“The Lion King”)

‘Oh great, just what I need. a pokemonized version of Brock.”-Misty (Pokemon the movie 2000 II: Lawrence’s Revenge part 2 )

"One can never have enough socks. Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn't get a single pair." -Albus Dumbledore, (Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s stone)

Violet: You mean Dad's in trouble, or Dad is the trouble?

Helen: I mean, either he's in trouble, or he's going to be. (“The Incredibles”)

Twitchtip: they’ll go to the rats. They’ll receive food and safe passage in exchange for our whereabouts. On the good side, won’t have to listen to them whine anymore.

Luxa: yes. That will be a blessing. It is a shame that you did not get to eat them though.

Twitchtip: Oh, shiners taste nasty. I only threatened them to shut them up. (Gregor And The Prophecy of Bane)

Meowth: Stupid slow humans.. If I wasn’t in dis cage I would have slashed dem ropes apart in a flash.

Misty: What’s that about stupid humans Meowth (Pokemon the movie 2000 II: Lawrence’s Revenge part 1)

Alex the Lion: The wild? Are you nuts? That is the worst idea I have ever heard!

Melman the Giraffe: It's unsanitary!

Marty the Zebra: The penguins are going, so why can't I?

Alex the Lion: Because the penguins are psychotic! (“Madagascar”)

Chris (Luke Skywalker): Oh, what the Phantom Menace is that guy's problem? (“Family Guy: Blue Harvest”)

Cloudkit: I’m tired. I don’t want to do this

Fireheart: Well, too bad, you have to. Cheer up, it could be worse. Did I tell you that when I was an apprentice I had to look after Yellowfang all on my own?

Cloudkit: Yellowfang! Phew, I bet she was a grump! Did she claw you?

Fireheart: Only with her tongue. And that’s sharp enough! (Warriors: Forest of Secrets)

“Uh, is there a rewind button?”-Brock (“Pokémon the First Movie”)

“'Well . . . when we were in our first year, Harry - young, carefree, and innocent -' Harry snorted. He doubted whether Fred and George had ever been innocent.” (Harry potter and the prisoner of Azkaban)

Kayley: Garrett, what are you doing?

Garrett: I'm driving!

Kayley: Are you sure that's such a good idea? (“Quest for Camelot”)

Seamus Finnigan: Eye of rabbit, heartstring hum, turn this water into rum. he checks the goblet, then tries again Eye of rabbit, heartstring hum, turn this water into rum. Eye of rabbit, heartstring hum..

Harry: What's Seamus trying to do to that glass of water?

Ron: Turn it into rum. He actually managed a weak tea yesterday! Before... explosion (“Harry Potter & the Sorcerer’s Stone”)

"I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" -Albus Dumbledore, (Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s stone)

Billy Bones: Give me rum! Rum till I float


Jim Hawkins: Alright! Alright. But just a small one


Ms. Bluberidge off screen: Don’t you be giving him any more rum


Billy Bones: How does she bloody do that? (“Muppet Treasure Island”)

Jesse: We're slowing lugia down! We’re too heavy

James: maybe we should try Weight Watchers!

Jesse: It's too late for that!

Meowth: I heard it's never too late if you just stick to the program! (“Pokemon the movie 2000”)

Zeniba: The protective seal on my gold charm is gone!

Chihiro: You mean that little black slug? I think I squashed in when I stepped on it...

Zeniba: HA HA HA! My sister put that there so she could control Haku... and you squashed it! HA HA HA! But it's strange... only love can remove a seal. (“Spirited away”)

"Another Weasley, eh? I spent half me life chasin' yer twin brothers away from the Forest." Rubeus Hagrid(Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s stone)

Fred: Realizing he and Daphne have switched bodies Hey. I could look at myself naked. ("Scooby Doo")

Lisa: are any of you guy pokemon trainers?

Ash:yeah. I’m ash ktchum from pallet and I want to be a pokemon master

Brock: I’m brock from pewter city and I want to be your boyfriend

Lisa. Thanks, but no thanks (“Pokemon 3: the movie”)

"One can never have enough socks. Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn't get a single pair." -Albus Dumbledore, (Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s stone)

Oliver: So when are we gonna eat?

Dodger: We?

Oliver: Yeah. I'm starvin'.

Dodger: Listen, kid. I hate to break it to ya, but the dynamic duo is now the dynamic uno.

Oliver: What do ya mean?

Dodger: What I mean is our partnership is herewith dissolved.

Oliver: But, wait! Wait. You're not being fair!

Dodger: Fares are for tourists, kid. Consider it a free lesson in street savoir-faire from New York's coolest quadruped. (“Oliver and Company”)

“You know Rupert the word gullible isn't in the dictionary. Don't believe me go ahead look it up. What? It really isn't. Oh Rupert hoisted by my own petard...I'm so alone”-stewie (“family guy”)

Two stories I highly reccomend are "For the Love of Lugia" and "On the Wings of Council".The first one make you want to cry it is so well done and you don't want budge once you start reading "Wings of Council"
Two other stories that are also really good are "Together Forever" and the "Super Pokemon" series.

I think all the pokemon are unique in their own ways, but Totodiles are unbearably cute!Speaking of Totodiles,there's someone I want you all to meet someone(WT whistles and a shiny Totodile comes in.WT pats it on the head)
This is Monsoon, my Totodile and my muse.(Monsoon yawns,showing his very sharp teeth for all to see.)He will be answering any questions or reviews and any flames I recieve he will use as pratice for his Surf attack.

Monsoon:I want to remind everybody that WildTotodile doesn't own Pokemon, the people at Nintendo do.Please read her stories,she worked very hard on them.

That's all for now
-WT