Author has written 17 stories for Star Wars, Victorious, and Wild Kratts.
Hey, I'm Ari and I obsess over fictional characters that cause me emotional pain everyday!
What about you? :)
Oh, I'm a Beta reader btw! hehehe.
I suggest you follow me. :)
Some funny stuff!
Ways to annoy folks at Wal-Mart:
Grab whipped cream and spray it on people’s heads.
Sniff someone. Then as they walk away, tell them you know of a medicine that can "Cure that..."
Hide in the clothing racks, and jump out and scare people as they pass.
Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run towards a stranger saying,”…I'm Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!"
Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say, "Pick me! Pick me!”
Go into a fitting room and wait a while. Then yell very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!”
Ride around on a 3-year old's bike screaming, "The British are coming! The British are coming!”
Set the alarms in the clock aisle to go off continuously every 5 minutes.
Get a toy water gun and then duck tape all of the Elmo dolls together and scream, "Don't move or the Elmos get it!”
Get chopsticks and stick them in your nose and run around yelling, "I'm a walrus! Hear me roar!”
Stare at the ceiling and see how many people look to see what you're staring at.
Take a Darth Vader doll and when a clerk isn't looking, pick up the intercom phone and press the button to make the Darth Vader doll talk on the store speaker system.
Walk behind a person who works in the store and ask, "Can I help you?”
Grab one of the sample perfume bottles and squirt random passing people.
Get whipped cream and put it in your mouth and run around screaming, "I have rabies!”
Talk on the loud speaker and say, "Attention K-Mart shoppers!”
Walk up to a random person and say, "Hey! I remember you!" and see if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
Put Barbies/pink, girly items in a guy's cart.
Take a bunch of bouncy balls and bounce them at people.
Test fishing gear by casting into other aisles and see what you can catch.
Get a toy gun and run around the store playing army.
Throw a tennis ball and then chase it on all four legs, catching it in your mouth like a dog.
Play bumper cars with the shopping carts.
Dress up as Spiderman and tackle random people and run off yelling, "Another villain
stopped by Spiderman!"
Start singing in a horrible voice and when people look at you, grin and say, "I'm the next
Get a can of Lysol, pick a random person, spray them and then run away.
Spitball the cameras and random people.
Breakdance in the middle of the store.
Randomly throw things into neighboring aisles.
Run up to a complete stranger and say, "Tag, you're it!”
If people aren't looking at their cart, steal it.
Use a conveyor belt as a treadmill.
If someone is passing by you and they don’t say “excuse me”, whirl them around and bite them on the arm. Then walk away, grinning.
If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile
If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or American Eagle said it was uncool to breathe. If you are part of the 8 that would stand there and laugh, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile
If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you get bored easily post this on your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you complain that your feet are cold and your mom tells you to put socks on and you don't just for the sake of being stubborn, copy and paste this to your profile
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile
Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, it's weird.
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever laughed during a movie that was in no way intended to be funny and people started staring at you funny copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile.
(Bold indicates OTP)
beck/cat, andre/tori, beck/tori, cat/andre, jade/robbie
carly/freddie, sam/freddie, sam/spencer
Austin & Ally
tobey/becky, scoops/violet, two brains/lady redundant woman, two brains/wordgirl, tj/violet
Shake It Up!
cece/gunther, ty/tinka, rocky/deuce, cece/ty
lucy/caspian, peter/susan, lucy/tumnus, edmund/caspian
thor/sif, jane/loki, steve/natasha, steve/tony, bruce/natasha
peeta/katniss, gale/katniss, clove/cato
hector/lisa, danny/annie, jessica/keith, francine/manny
stefan/elena, bonnie/jeremy, klaus/caroline
Hawaii Five 0
steve/kono, danny/steve, danny/kono
eames/ariadne, arthur/mal, dom/ariadne
I'll add more later.
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