AJ Kenobi
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since: 03-25-12, id: 3850797, Profile Updated: 05-06-13
Author has written 17 stories for Star Wars, Victorious, and Wild Kratts.

Hey, I'm Ari and I obsess over fictional characters that cause me emotional pain everyday!

What about you? :)

Oh, I'm a Beta reader btw! hehehe.

http://sugardippedstrawberries.tumblr.com

I suggest you follow me. :)

Some funny stuff!

Ways to annoy folks at Wal-Mart:

Grab whipped cream and spray it on people’s heads.

Sniff someone. Then as they walk away, tell them you know of a medicine that can "Cure that..."

Hide in the clothing racks, and jump out and scare people as they pass.

Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run towards a stranger saying,”…I'm Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!"

Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say, "Pick me! Pick me!”

Go into a fitting room and wait a while. Then yell very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!”

Ride around on a 3-year old's bike screaming, "The British are coming! The British are coming!”

Set the alarms in the clock aisle to go off continuously every 5 minutes.

Get a toy water gun and then duck tape all of the Elmo dolls together and scream, "Don't move or the Elmos get it!”

Get chopsticks and stick them in your nose and run around yelling, "I'm a walrus! Hear me roar!”

Stare at the ceiling and see how many people look to see what you're staring at.

Take a Darth Vader doll and when a clerk isn't looking, pick up the intercom phone and press the button to make the Darth Vader doll talk on the store speaker system.

Walk behind a person who works in the store and ask, "Can I help you?”

Grab one of the sample perfume bottles and squirt random passing people.

Get whipped cream and put it in your mouth and run around screaming, "I have rabies!”

Talk on the loud speaker and say, "Attention K-Mart shoppers!”

Walk up to a random person and say, "Hey! I remember you!" and see if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

Put Barbies/pink, girly items in a guy's cart.

Take a bunch of bouncy balls and bounce them at people.

Test fishing gear by casting into other aisles and see what you can catch.

Get a toy gun and run around the store playing army.

Throw a tennis ball and then chase it on all four legs, catching it in your mouth like a dog.

Play bumper cars with the shopping carts.

Dress up as Spiderman and tackle random people and run off yelling, "Another villain

stopped by Spiderman!"

Start singing in a horrible voice and when people look at you, grin and say, "I'm the next

American Idol!”

Get a can of Lysol, pick a random person, spray them and then run away.

Spitball the cameras and random people.

Breakdance in the middle of the store.

Randomly throw things into neighboring aisles.

Run up to a complete stranger and say, "Tag, you're it!”

If people aren't looking at their cart, steal it.

Use a conveyor belt as a treadmill.

If someone is passing by you and they don’t say “excuse me”, whirl them around and bite them on the arm. Then walk away, grinning.

LINE BREAAAK!!!


If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or American Eagle said it was uncool to breathe. If you are part of the 8 that would stand there and laugh, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you get bored easily post this on your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you complain that your feet are cold and your mom tells you to put socks on and you don't just for the sake of being stubborn, copy and paste this to your profile

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, it's weird.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever laughed during a movie that was in no way intended to be funny and people started staring at you funny copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile.

LINE BREAAAAAK!


Ships

(Bold indicates OTP)

Victorious

beck/cat, andre/tori, beck/tori, cat/andre, jade/robbie

iCarly

carly/freddie, sam/freddie, sam/spencer

Austin & Ally

austin/ally, trish/dez

WordGirl

tobey/becky, scoops/violet, two brains/lady redundant woman, two brains/wordgirl, tj/violet

Shake It Up!

cece/gunther, ty/tinka, rocky/deuce, cece/ty

Narnia

lucy/caspian, peter/susan, lucy/tumnus, edmund/caspian

Marvel

thor/sif, jane/loki, steve/natasha, steve/tony, bruce/natasha

Hunger Games

peeta/katniss, gale/katniss, clove/cato

Electric Company

hector/lisa, danny/annie, jessica/keith, francine/manny

Vampire Diaries

stefan/elena, bonnie/jeremy, klaus/caroline

Hawaii Five 0

steve/kono, danny/steve, danny/kono

Inception

eames/ariadne, arthur/mal, dom/ariadne

I'll add more later.

-AJ-


1. she keeps smiling reviews
Her world keeps crumbling with every word he says, she can't handle this anymore, it's too much. Tears burn her eyes, the lump rises in her throat again, and her knees feel weak. He lead on her on, he lied to her…just to run back into Tori's arms? She feels like throwing up, everything was so wrong—and just after it had begun being right again.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-30-13 - Beck O. & Cat V. - Complete
2. My Love » reviews
A collection of Bat oneshots/drabbles. Sweet moments, sour moments, moments that make you wanna pull your hair out...it's all in here somewhere. I'll gladly take suggestions if you have any! :)
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,269 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 4-3-13 - Published: 6-3-12 - Beck O. & Cat V.
3. Safe reviews
"I don't care what's going on in your life, whether it's big or small—I'm always going to be here for you. You can count on me, Cat…I swear I'll never let you go." Bat.
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-25-13 - Beck O. & Cat V. - Complete
4. You and I reviews
Takes place during TFBAJ. Beck drags Tori into the janitor's closet to talk, but it turns into something else—something else Tori isn't sure she wants. Oneshot, PLEASE REVIEW!
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-4-13 - Beck O. & Tori V. - Complete
5. Miss You reviews
Robbie and Jade broke up, therefore they should've moved on...right? Not in Robbie's case. Just a short little Rade oneshot.
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-17-13 - Robbie S. & Jade W. - Complete
6. My One and Only reviews
"I almost died and all I could think about was you." Jori oneshot. I honestly couldn't think of a title, sorry! Still review for me? :)
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-10-13 - Jade W. & Tori V. - Complete
7. Through The Years » reviews
He was four years old when he first met Caterina Valentine. A look at Beck and Cat's lives from four to twenty-four. A short-chaptered story, sort of AU. Now complete.
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,797 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 1-10-13 - Published: 10-12-12 - Beck O. & Cat V. - Complete
8. The Beach reviews
Jade and Tori go to the beach, but Jade simply refuses to get in the water. However Tori won't have it. Jori oneshot, really short. Another Jori Tumblr prompt.
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-6-12 - Jade W. & Tori V. - Complete
9. Ice Skating reviews
Tori and Jade go ice skating. Or at least, Tori does and Jade tries to. Jori oneshot.
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-6-12 - Jade W. & Tori V. - Complete
10. Love Lasts Always reviews
It's amazing how your life can go from amazingly beautiful to horribly wrong within a matter of minutes. Bori oneshot.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-30-12 - Beck O. & Tori V. - Complete
11. L-O-V-E reviews
Tori is having doubts about she and Beck's relationship. Bori oneshot, my first.
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-28-12 - Beck O. & Tori V. - Complete
12. A Fool in Love » reviews
Why am I so afraid to lose her when she isn't even mine? Bat. *COMPLETED*
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,179 - Reviews: 118 - Updated: 6-1-12 - Published: 4-27-12 - Beck O. & Cat V. - Complete
13. Broken reviews
"Beck," She whispered, tilting her head up to the sky. "Why did you have to leave me?" Bat oneshot.
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-31-12 - Beck O. & Cat V. - Complete
14. Krazy For Kratts & Cookies! » reviews
The continuing adventures of the Wild Kratts, plus some new characters. Co-written with SilverWaterBombadil.
Wild Kratts - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,249 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 5-11-12 - Published: 4-22-12
15. Hold Me Tight, And Never Let Me Go reviews
She needs someone to love her, because she's hurting inside and out. He vows to be that someone. Bat oneshot dedicated to AppleFlame12.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-8-12 - Beck O. & Cat V. - Complete
16. Hundred More Years reviews
Beck and Cat are selected to represent Hollywood Arts College in a singing competition. Just a simple Bat oneshot dedicated to Digestened Angel and Izzy.
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-10-12 - Beck O. & Cat V. - Complete
17. The Two of Us reviews
AU Obidala oneshot. After a long wait, Obi-Wan comes home. My first fanfic, and if you don't like Obidala don't read it.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-27-12 - Obi-Wan K. & Padmé Amidala - Complete