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since: 05-15-03, id: 385509, Profile Updated: 10-24-09
country: United Kingdom
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Author has written 48 stories for Dragon Ball Z, Big O, StarTrek: The Next Generation, StarTrek: Voyager, Smallville, Doctor Who, A-Team, Star Trek: 2009, and Heroes.


Howdy doody. I'm Doc, I'm a Brit, I drink copious amounts of tea and I have an unhealthily obsessive streak when it comes to writing fanfiction. I've been called prolific, but that's just a flattering way of saying I'm a hopeless nerd.

Which I am.

Star Trek 2009 is my fandom of choice at the moment, 'Another Path' being my current WIP project.

I can pretty much guarantee that with my short attention span I'll return to one of my other 'doms at some point, so if you like my other writing fear not as I'll probably end up writing it again.

I've done some pruning recently to get rid of some of my more rubbish writing and will prune again very soon, so if you want to snag a downloaded copy of any of my stories I suggest you get it quickly, as the story may not exist on here for much longer!

My views on Fanfiction:

As a reader and writer, my key view on Fanfiction is quite simple: Keep 'em in character! If you lose the character you may as well turn your computer off, or at least return to your fandom of choice with a cup of tea, sit and watch/read it again then go back to your story. If you find that you have to delete big chunks of what you have written in order to return it to a state that the characters fit into, then don't be afraid to do so - believe me, I've done this a few times before! I even retracted an entire story once before because it was so wildly out of character that it was an embarrassment to myself!

Genre: Most of my writing is based in romance, but since recently writing for a fandom that has little to no avenue for romance without risking heavy OOC-ness, I have been put through my writing paces. My TAT fic: RIP 'Lady Crazy' (bromance only!) is the longest story I've ever written and has been the most successful for me as a writer.

A-Team: We've been having a discussion on the ATSB about what can be classed as 'canon' and when to use this very strong word in association with fanfiction, and also whether slash has a place in TAT FF. I'm still undecided on both counts and am on a perpetual hunt to find the ultimate fanfiction that will answer these questions for me. My work for this fandom has really helped to develop my writing, because on the surface it is a very shallow show, but there is so much depth and history that can be opened and explored; and fleshing out that part of the mythology is entirely down to the FF writer.

Dr Who: Chris Eccleston and David Tenant did a lot for the character of the Doctor and I try to channel them when I'm writing Dr Who fic. I'm ashamed to say that I have a couple of unfinished stories, but I'm trying now to get into the habit of finishing everything I start and not letting those pesky plot bunnies distract me! So I'm sure I'll finish everything eventually; bear with me!

Smallville: I have always been a hardcore Clois fan, even before Smallville was created, so no amount of Clana is going to sway me from this ideal! My SV writing is a hotbed of UST for me and I intend to go back to all of my SV stories at some point and rewrite them all, as I like all of them but reading them now a year or so after I wrote them I know I can do better!

Various Star Trek: Whatever catches my fancy really, is what gets written about. It's such a massive fandom and sci-fi is so flexible that I love having such a wide scope to play with!

Reviews, feedback and constructive criticism is always welcome; I've been re-evaluating the way I write simply because of some recent, harsh reader feedback so don't be shy!

Thanks for reading,

Doc x

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1. Another Path Outtake 1: Pon Farr reviews
A section that was cut from Another Path. Spock experiences the early stages of Pon Farr. S/U
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-27-09 - Spock & N. Uhura - Complete
2. Another Path » reviews
When the stars of destiny are crossed, another path must be taken. S/U
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,887 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 11-27-09 - Published: 10-19-09 - Spock & N. Uhura
3. Every Man for Himself » reviews
Clark believes himself enamoured of Lana, but when feelings for Lois begin to show, and latent powers come screaming into play, what is a poor, angst-ridden superhero-to-be to do?
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,531 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 11-8-09 - Published: 6-14-09 - Clark K. & Lois L. - Complete
4. Splinter reviews
Staple PF fic that every smut writer must have. Spock hits Pon Farr with a vengeance and it's down to Nyota to take care of him. W.A. challenge response. S/U
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,914 - Reviews: 49 - Published: 8-19-09 - Spock & N. Uhura - Complete
5. Paralyzer » reviews
An instant, magnetic attraction to a nameless stranger is sometimes unavoidable; but when something deeper blossoms once the lust has subsided, the consequences must be dealt with. Spock/Uhura
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,102 - Reviews: 161 - Updated: 8-12-09 - Published: 7-3-09 - Spock & N. Uhura
6. Cleanse
Season 1 tie in. After experiencing Isaac's ability and foretelling his own fate, Sylar sets about cleansing himself of his evil.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Published: 7-24-09 - Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
7. Enjoy reviews
Lois and Clark have some mucky fun in the office. Enjoy!
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,757 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-14-09 - Clark K. & Lois L. - Complete
8. Sway reviews
Movie tie-in. When Vulcan is attacked, Spock's emotional control is threatened. S/U
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-3-09 - Spock & N. Uhura
9. RIP Lady Crazy » reviews
A 'how the team got together' story that begins in Vietnam with the crash-landing of someone's favourite plane...
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,551 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 4-18-09 - Published: 10-29-08 - Complete
10. Low » reviews
Short, sharp and to the point; Murdock hits a low.
A-Team - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-19-09 - Published: 3-10-09 - Murdock - Complete
11. Face's Shower reviews
After a hard day's training, Face takes a shower.
A-Team - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-27-09 - Face & Murdock - Complete
12. Face's Smile reviews
A response to the ATSB Escape Day challenge: Free Murdock
A-Team - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-27-09 - Murdock & Face - Complete
13. Diagnostics of flirtation reviews
Lieutenant Reginald Barclay has always been painfully shy, but when assigned to work closely with a fellow diagnostician he finds the Reg he had forgotten he could be... *Reposted with new content*
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,168 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-10-08 - Barclay, R.
14. Double Trouble reviews
Possibly the most ridiculous crossover ever conceived: Murdock and Star Trek's Lieutenant Barclay go to space...
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-6-08 - Murdock & Face
15. Murdock's Sanity reviews
Murdock breaks through his shroud of madness for a moment of lucidity and dwells on how it should have been him, not Face, in command in the POW camp when Hannibal was taken, and how the nightmares that torment Face should be his.
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-13-08 - Murdock - Complete
16. Murdock's Madness reviews
Just a little drabble explaining why Murdock is as progressively bonkers as he is
A-Team - Rated: K - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-9-08 - Murdock - Complete
17. A Precarious Balance » reviews
Post Journey's End, picking up where RTD left off on the beach at Dalig Ulv Stranden. The Doctor saw to it that everything balanced out, but there was one glaringly obvious element he forgot to factor into the equation: himself. 10/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,284 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 8-23-08 - Published: 7-13-08
18. Tied, Tethered and Trussed reviews
Ten, Ten II, Rose and Donna get into a spot of bother with some ropes and chains. A bit of innuendo and fun. Response to Jessa L'Rynn's August2 challenge
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-12-08 - Complete
19. Magnetism » reviews
Chloe wasn't the only one to run into Clark when he was exiled to Metropolis. Lois inadvertently falls for Kal while Chloe tries desperately to restore Clark to normal, but typically when they reunite in Smallville Chloe is the only one who remembers.
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,859 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 8-12-08 - Published: 3-26-07 - Clark K. & Lois L. - Complete
20. Quest reviews
Drabble set during the end of season 4. Rose struggles to focus on her task. 10/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-5-08 - Complete
21. Cupid's Wrath reviews
The Doctor gets mistaken for Cupid in a rehearsal for the play in 'A Midsummer Night's Dream'. Response to Jessa L'Rynn's July challenge. Oneshot
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-28-08 - Complete
22. Broken Box reviews
The TARDIS keeps dragging him back to London, but why? Oneshot 10/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-13-08 - Complete
23. Happy New Year reviews
A short, sharp piece of fluff I wrote ages ago; Rose gets drunk and snogs the Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-13-08 - Complete
24. Fragmentation » reviews
Lost in time, Rose searches endlessly for the man she lost while the Doctor gets knocked out... by a book... Silence In The Library tie-in 10/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-1-08 - Published: 5-28-08 - 10th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
25. Lapdance IV reviews
The finale of the Lapdance series, it all heats up!
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-19-07 - Clark K. & Lois L. - Complete
26. Lapdance III reviews
The sequel to 'Lapdance II' This time Lois and Clark BOTH have to dance...
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-19-07 - Clark K. & Lois L. - Complete
27. Lapdance II reviews
The sequel to 'Lapdance' Lois gets the tables turned on her.
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-19-07 - Clark K. & Lois L. - Complete
28. Bob reviews
Clark usually finds the sound of Lois' heartbeat relaxing, but not tonight... ONE SHOT smut-tastic
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-12-07 - Clark K. & Lois L. - Complete
29. Striptease reviews
Challenge future fic posted at DI: Lois struggles with the fastenings to Clark's costume, Clark helps out...
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-3-07 - Clark K. & Lois L. - Complete
30. Control II: No Control reviews
The sequel to 'Control', Lois and Clark struggle with the aftermath of what they did, and the emotions that were left behind...
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,008 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-3-07 - Clark K. & Lois L. - Complete
31. Control reviews
Self control ain't all it's cracked up to be... Clois
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-9-07 - Clark K. & Lois L. - Complete
32. Lapdance reviews
My take on THAT scene in 'Exposed'. Oo, I'm so evil!
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-5-07 - Clark K. & Lois L. - Complete
33. Heatwave reviews
Caught in a Kansas heatwave, Lois finds a little... entertainment in the kitchen.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-26-07 - Clark K. & Lois L. - Complete
34. The Challenge Of A Good Kiss reviews
Lois challenges Clark to prove that not all men in Smallville are 'orally inept' in the kissing department.
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-25-07 - Clark K. & Lois L. - Complete
35. Elogium reviews
Tie in to the episode 'Eloguim'. Chakotay's thoughts on the fraternisation issue...
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-5-06 - Chakotay & Janeway, K. - Complete
36. El Diablo reviews
Harry gives Tom a holoprogram for his birthday and things progress steadily downhill from there...
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-5-06 - Paris, T. & Chakotay - Complete
37. Sh'Karan Spirits reviews
A little bit of fun and frivolity for our favourite pair: Kathryn gets drunk and Chakotay reaps the rewards.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-5-06 - Chakotay & Janeway, K. - Complete
38. The Line reviews
There's a line that Chakotay and Janeway never cross, but oh the temptation is strong...
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-5-06 - Chakotay & Janeway, K. - Complete
39. I Said Never Again reviews
Sequel to 'Sniped'. A lovely bit of JanewayChakotay angsty romance. When the two are forced together but don't remember how, will they be able to cope?
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,274 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-5-06 - Chakotay & Janeway, K. - Complete
40. Sniped reviews
Prequel to 'I Said Never Again'. A nice juicy chunk of angsty romance for Chakotay and Janeway, will love triumph or will protocol prevail?
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-29-05 - Chakotay & Janeway, K.
41. War for the World » reviews
My version of the history of Paradigm City (following the anime storyline, not the manga) starting before the series.
Big O - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-27-05 - Published: 8-25-04
42. Roger's Monologue reviews
How Roger Smith came to be.
Big O - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-26-05
43. Life at Capsule Corp » reviews
Standard Vegeta Bulma get together that every DBZ author must have! Vegeta lives with Bulma, and things start to take shape...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,046 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 4-23-05 - Published: 12-7-03 - Vegeta & Bulma - Complete
44. A Business Proposition » reviews
A/U Vegeta and Bulma are business rivals. What happens when one hot-headed exec butts up against another?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,889 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 1-1-05 - Published: 5-31-03
45. Hysteria reviews
The Borg Queen muses on a victim she misses.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-23-04 - Complete
46. Oblivion reviews
My take on what happened between Vegeta's self destruction fighting Buu, and being resurrected to fight again.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-26-04 - Vegeta - Complete
47. By Special Arrangement » reviews
AU Bulma is Vegeta's betrothed, and Bulma is none too pleased about it! Guess who watched 'A Knight's Tale' just before writing this!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,352 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 8-31-03 - Published: 5-19-03 - Vegeta & Bulma - Complete
48. Self Pleasure reviews
Vegeta has some 'me time' in his room, unaware of Bulma the voyeur.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-14-03 - Vegeta & Bulma - Complete
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