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since: 01-25-01, id: 38568
country: USA
Author has written 8 stories for X-Men, Final Fantasy VIII, Harry Potter, Weiss Kreuz, and Naruto.
*Lovecraft walks up to the raised dias looking unutterably shy, the cameras train on her with their giant zoom lenses causing the girl to jump*

...Hi. I'm 'Craft.

*Lovecraft blinks at the camera and is relieved when it doesn't blink back*

I just wanted to say...

*The cameras zoom in even closer*

HA! I'VE GOT YOU NOW! HAAAAAAA! YOU'RE TRAPPED AND YOU'RE ALL GOING TO READ MY POINTLESS STORIES! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*Lovecraft runs out to the audience and grabs one member by the shoulders... only to find that it's cardboard*

The fook?

*Lovecraft realises that all her captured audience is cardboard*

Well... poo.

*Lovecraft harumphs and stalks back out of the building*

*Behind the last row of cardboard cutouts, a small group of people stand and eye each other*

Dude, what a weirdo.

Totally, man.

Yeah, way maniacal.

Twisted even.

*The small group eyes each other*

Let's go order pizza.

Far out!

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1. The Moments Before Sleep » reviews
Naruto and Sasuke have their issues. Lots of issues. Vast amounts of issues, even. SasuNaru, SasuSaku, GaaNaru - This is an AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,209 - Reviews: 88 - Updated: 2-7-05 - Published: 9-3-04
2. The Care and Feeding of a Farf reviews
Schu/Farf Shounen-ai Goodness. Beware the black poodle, AKA: DarkFluff. Schu tries to pull Farf back from his blood-haze.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-18-03 - Farfarello & Schuldig
3. And Smile reviews
Omi has a problem that only Schuldig can recognize... or appreciate. - One-Shot, Quickie Fic
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 12-22-02 - Omi T. & Schuldig - Complete
4. Needs Unmet » reviews
Two lives bound together in ways they have yet to understand. Short vignettes. Slashy thoughts and deeds. HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,936 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 9-12-02 - Published: 4-9-02 - Severus S. & Harry P.
5. With And Without You reviews
Zell's contemplations on Love and Ice. - m/m, Non-Graphic and Very Short
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-7-02
6. The Web - Winter Closing In » reviews
Sequel to Borne Of The Fall. The crossover becomes even more entangled when familiar faces of the Kindred appear and strange things happen to our five heroes.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,609 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 4-4-01
7. The Sorceress's Lament, The Knight's Regret reviews
Late at night, Edea contemplates her actions both done and undone while Seifer tries to forget what he doesn't remember.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 3-7-01 - Published: 3-6-01
8. The Web - Borne Of The Fall » reviews
Crossover. Five people find an easier way to deal with life, but first it must get complicated.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,410 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 2-3-01 - Published: 2-1-01
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