BitterEloquence
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since: 05-16-03, id: 385717, Profile Updated: 07-15-11
country: USA
Author has written 57 stories for X-Men: The Movie, Angel Sanctuary, Naruto, Seimaden, Tokyo Babylon, Bleach, and Transformers/Beast Wars.

aka the Lazy Author.

My profile has not been updated in a while. coughcoughtwoyearscoughcough I do still actively write faniction but I write almost exclusively for livejournal and honestly, I'm a lazy bitch. I will attempt to update more often however and from there on, who knows. A little basic data about me though.

Name(s): El, Bitter, Mich'

Sex: Yes please. Oh...wait. Female. _

Age: Old enough to know better. (31)

My (Old) Fandoms: aka "Stuff I've written for"

Naruto, GodChild/Count Cain, Tokyo Babylon/X1999, Bleach, Angel SanctuarySeimaden


Unfortunately, I've pretty well fallen out of the anime sub-culture. In other words, my soul has been eaten wholly and completely by a far more addictive crack known as Transformers. For almost a year, I've written nothing but TF and I don't think there's ever any going back to my old fandoms. (sorry)

Beware, I am a slasher and a lot of the fics you'll see here will be about Giant Alien Robots macking on one another. That is to say if they had genders, I'd write them as male/male. You have been warned. XP

The condensed list of TF pairings I adore/ship: (in no particular order)

Hound/Mirage

Jazz/Mirage

Swindle/Smokescreen

Inferno/Red Alert

Ratchet/Wheeljack

Prowl/Jazz

Skyfire/Starscream

Sunstreaker/Sideswipe/Bluestreak

Sunstreaker/Bluestreak

Ironhide/Chromia

But I'll read/write just about anything if properly motivated. XP I write anything from the crackiest fluff to horrible, soul-wrenching dark fic so just bear with me because I've got a head full of crazy mechs and a barrel full of rabid plot bunnies and who KNOWS where it's going to lead me next!

-El


1. The Distances Between » reviews
IDW: Prowl and Springer: Two very different sides to the same coin. What happens when they stop trying to tear into one another and discover how small the distance is between love and hate? Prowl/Springer. Written for the tformers100: War Table on LJ
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,107 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 9-3-11 - Published: 7-10-11 - Prowl & Springer
2. The Pain of Leaving reviews
IDW: Prowl and Springer spend time together before Springer and the Wreckers ship out for Garrus-9 and find themselves reluctant to say goodbye. Springer/Prowl tie-in story to 'The Distances Between'
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-24-11 - Prowl & Springer - Complete
3. Walk a Mile in His Shoes reviews
After watching Silverbolt fall from the sky, Hot Spot spends a day with the Aerialbots and gets an interesting look into their team dynamic and makes a few new friends in the process. Pre-slash Silverbolt/Hot Spot. Written for tf rare pairing comm's Augu
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,340 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-21-11 - Hot Spot & Silverbolt - Complete
4. The Weariest of Souls reviews
IDW: Optimus is feeling the weight of leadership and Ironhide helps him to relax and gain some perspective. Slash Optimus Prime/Ironhide. Written for tf rare pairing comm's August 2011 challenge.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,340 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-15-11 - Optimus Prime & Ironhide - Complete
5. Bonds of Trust reviews
A story from Soundwave's point of view about the night the Decepticon army made itself known to Cybertron and the lengths he will go through for a mech he can finally be loyal to. Possible trigger material BDSM/Branding Please, heed the warnings.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-3-11 - Megatron & Soundwave - Complete
6. Same Time Next Week? reviews
It's Wednesday, Smokescreen's least favorite night of the week and that means it's time for group therapy. crack!fic. mentions of cross-faction/xeno and multiple pairings. Again: crack!fic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-24-11 - Smokescreen - Complete
7. Home reviews
Mirage losing sleep and is worried about his future with Hound now that the war is finally coming to a close. G1: AU Hound/Mirage
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-17-11 - Mirage & Hound - Complete
8. Finally Free? reviews
Megatron is finally free of Ratchet and his poisonous influence. But if this is freedom, why doesn't it feel more fulfilling and less hollow? Implied Megatron/Ratchet Chara Death and spoilers for Marvel/Botcon comics
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-8-11 - Megatron & Ratchet - Complete
9. Martial Pacifism reviews
IDW: The birth of a friendship between Drift and Perceptor and an understanding as very different mechs begin to come to terms with the fact that some truths are universal.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-27-11 - Perceptor & Drift
10. Old Mechs and New Tricks reviews
Ani: The last thing they'd expected to find on this little mud-ball was a flame that had guttered-out long ago. That's what they both told themselves, but the reality was far more complicated. Ultra Magnus/Ratchet Warnings: Old mechs getting it on!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-19-09 - Ultra Magnus & Ratchet - Complete
11. Spark of Frustration reviews
IDW: What he thought was going to be a relaxing evening was turning into something much more drawn-out and frustrating. Slash/Kink Sentinel Prime /Prowl
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-19-09 - Prowl & Sentinel Prime - Complete
12. Hardest to Bear reviews
G1: His shoulders were too young to bear the grief of an entire gestalt. Silverbolt has to learn how to handle the fallout of their creator's deaths Post '86 movie. Aerialbots centric with a dash of Hot Spot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-4-09 - Silverbolt & Hot Spot
13. Primary Functions reviews
Ani: A mech can't go against his primary function and some promises just can't be easily kept. Ratchet and Omega Supreme introspective piece.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-25-09 - Ratchet & Omega Supreme - Complete
14. Poison reviews
G1: Soundwave knew things were not right between he and Megatron. But when Megatron comes to him, how can he say no? Megatron/Soundwave Some Dom/Submission and use of alt-mod for self-stimulation. Written for M E challenge.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-7-09 - Megatron & Soundwave - Complete
15. Seducer's Seduction reviews
IDW: There were few things Sentinel Prime hated more than breaking in a new aide-de-camp but Prowl certainly showed some potential. Sentinel/Prowl Written for M E Challenge
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-7-09 - Prowl & Sentinel Prime - Complete
16. Won't You Join Me? reviews
G1: In the world of Special Ops, it's often kill or be killed. Or in the case, spy or be spied upon. Neither of which Mirage minds all that much, but a little warning would've been nice. Jazz/Mirage with voyeuristic themes
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,509 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-7-09 - Jazz & Mirage - Complete
17. Patience: Now and Forever » reviews
G1: When Hound committed to this relationship, he knew things would not be easy. With trouble and uncertainty beginning to plague his relationship with Mirage, the scout comes to learn the true depth of his patience. Hound/Mirage
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,078 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 5-22-08 - Published: 5-18-08 - Mirage & Hound - Complete
18. Types of Love » reviews
G1: There are many types of love. The love of a brother, of friends and of a lover. Some are fulfilling, some bittersweet but all are essential in this crazy thing we call living. Because without love, what would be the point?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,462 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 4-29-08 - Published: 4-21-08 - Bluestreak & Prowl - Complete
19. Long is the Night reviews
IDW: Deep in the night, when shadows and doubts weigh on the soul, Prowl finds himself pulled towards the moment of his fallen leader Sentinel Prime. Once there, a long overdue process is started and insight is given in the most unexpected of places.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-23-08 - Prowl & Optimus Prime - Complete
20. A Lesson in Restraint reviews
Ani: The introduction of the Elite Guard into the Autobot's lives is often chaotic at best but sometimes the strangest bonds are forged in the most unusual of circumstances. Prowl/Jazz Slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,600 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4-17-08 - Jazz & Prowl - Complete
21. Responsibility reviews
Ani: It is so easy to shift the blame away from yourself and in the wake of Elita 1's 'death', Optimus and Sentinel Prime find themselves standing on opposite sides of a conflict that threatens to ruin their friendship forever.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-14-08 - Optimus Prime & Sentinel Prime - Complete
22. A Gift from Primus, my Aft! reviews
G1: When Sunstreaker onlines in the med-bay after a hard night of partying, he discovers something is afoot. And why the slag was Ratchet smiling at him like that? April Fool's Day fic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-14-08 - Sunstreaker & Ratchet - Complete
23. With Friends Like These reviews
G1: Driven by mutual greed, Smokescreen and the Combaticon Swindle form an uneasy alliance which evokes some memories better left buried and in the past. Cross-faction Slash Swindle/Smokescreen
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,089 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-31-08 - Smokescreen & Swindle - Complete
24. Surrender reviews
Movie: Trapped in a dark cell, caught between reality and hellish memories, the Autobot known as Prowl learns the truth measure of love and hate. Dark and Violent. 'Cons being 'cons.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,752 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 3-30-08 - Prowl & Barricade - Complete
25. In Unexpected Places reviews
G1: Sometimes the thing you want the most is right under your nose and sometimes you find them in the most unexpected of places. Slash: Red Alert/Inferno, Jazz/Prowl
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,674 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-16-08 - Red Alert & Inferno - Complete
26. Shocking Revelations reviews
G1: Inferno learns something new about Red Alert everyday. Unfortunately, he wasn't expecting this particular revelation, and it's consequences, to come up in the middle of interfacing. Slash: Inferno/Red Alert
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-16-08 - Red Alert & Inferno - Complete
27. To Relieve the Suffering of his Brother reviews
G1: In a war-torn world, the bonds of brotherhood are forged in pain and suffering. But for Ratchet and Wheeljack, that bond and loyalty extends beyond their everyday duties.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,616 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-15-08 - Ratchet & Wheeljack - Complete
28. Mine reviews
G1: Hound is worried that Mirage is ashamed by their relationship and decides to take matters into his own hands. Sequel to Works in Mysterious Ways. Slash: Hound/Mirage, Jazz/Prowl
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 3-15-08 - Mirage & Hound - Complete
29. Works in Mysterious Ways » reviews
G1: It started out as an offer of friendship. Then, two mechs who had nothing in common realized there was more to friendship and caring than just what was on the outside. And from a common friendship, something more begins to arise. Slash: Hound/Mirage.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,459 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 3-15-08 - Hound & Mirage - Complete
30. Keep Them From Harm and Injustice reviews
G1: When Ratchet swore to heal all, he did not take his oath lightly. The first time he met the likes of Sunstreaker and Sideswipe, he knew they'd be trouble. Unfortunately, Sunstreaker did not count on what one feisty, loud-mouthed medic could do to him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 45 - Published: 3-14-08 - Ratchet & Sunstreaker - Complete
31. Burning the Midnight Oil reviews
G1: In the midnight hours, certain Autobots are awake and finding ways to get through the night.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-14-08 - Prowl & Chip C. - Complete
32. Who's your Daddy? reviews
G1: Mix five dinobots, one medic and an engineer and what do you get? Five confused dinobots, one enraged medic and a horrified engineer.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 3-14-08 - Ratchet & Grimlock - Complete
33. Ashes reviews
On the eve of leaving for the human world, Rangiku tries to fully come to terms with her feelings for Gin and harden her heart only to find it's surrounded in ash rather then she ice she had hoped. GinRan and a hint of HitsuRan.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-2-06 - Complete
34. The Longest Night reviews
Lives are altered and shattered in the wake of Sound's attack on Konoha. Sometimes, a relationship isn't all happy smiles and kisses. Genma and Raidou learn this the hard way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,574 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-2-06 - Genma S. & Raidou N. - Complete
35. Nothing reviews
Seishirou had been warning Subaru all along but the boy just didn't pay attention. OneShot
Tokyo Babylon - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-2-06 - Complete
36. Lazy Days reviews
In the lazy days of summer, Kiba and Akamaru relax in a sundappled field with nothing but the sunlight and...fleas to keep them company? Kiba and Akamaru fic with some ShinoKiba
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-3-05 - Kiba I. & Shino A. - Complete
37. No Sweeter Hell reviews
Nothing cuts quite so deep as rejection and Zadei comes to the disheartening realization that Tetei can never love him so long as Laures is still alive to string him along. ZadeiTetei OneShot set preTitan
Seimaden - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-3-05 - Zadei & Tetiyus - Complete
38. Though the Cold Wind Blows reviews
Iruka hates winter, as does Kakashi. But on a cold winter's night when Kakakashi shows up on Iruka's doorstep half frozen, both learn that sometimes just being together can make even the worst of winter's fury bearable. KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,614 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 11-14-05 - Iruka U. & Kakashi H. - Complete
39. Blind Man's Bluff » reviews
For Kotetsu and Izumo, sometimes the hardest thing to see is that which is staring you right in the face. KoIzu Shounen ai warning.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,073 - Reviews: 51 - Published: 11-14-05 - Izumo K. & Kotetsu H. - Complete
40. Bathtime Madness reviews
Sometimes, you just can't win, Iruka discovers. With a lover like Hatake Kakashi, anything can happen and even the sweetest of gestures can become complicated [OneShot KakaIru] No warnings, just good clean fun.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 11-10-05 - Iruka U. & Kakashi H. - Complete
41. Playing Our Parts reviews
Itachi reflects on Sasuke and gives a glimpse at his method behind the madness. An introspective piece on Itachi and his views on his brother and his clan. [OneShot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-10-05 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
42. Orokanaru Otouto reviews
In a time where his innocence remained intact and his worship for his brother whole, Sasuke discovers that maybe his older brother cares for him after all. Or maybe he's just being foolish. [OneShot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-10-05 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
43. Simple Promises reviews
Throughout their lives, Genma and Raidou have been together through thick and thin. Each leans upon the other in their time of need and is ready to catch the other should they stumble along the path of their lives. GenFic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-8-05 - Genma S. & Raidou N. - Complete
44. A Touch of Velvet reviews
There is more to Umino Iruka then meets the eye. A core of steel lays beneath that sweet and seemingly innocent exterior and the soft façade of velvet wrapped around the iron fist is thin enough to see at points. Minor Kakashi Iruka Hints
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,555 - Reviews: 56 - Published: 10-1-05 - Iruka U. & Kakashi H. - Complete
45. After the Rains » reviews
A night of lost keys and falling rain reveals far more then either Kakashi or Iruka ever expected. Neither were prepared to face the truth that stared them in the face and neither dared back away. Kakshia xIruka COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,240 - Reviews: 97 - Updated: 9-29-05 - Published: 7-23-05 - Iruka U. & Kakashi H. - Complete
46. Scars reviews
Uchiha Sasuke could never be considered the sanest of children and as he picks at the wounds from his past hoping it will leave him a physical reminder of his brother's sins, the young Avenger comes to cherish his last 'gift' from Itachi Angsty Drabble
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-11-05 - Sasuke U. - Complete
47. No Regrets reviews
The legend of the Great Green Beast of Konoha and the infamous Copynin Hatake Kakashi are wellknown tales in Konoha. When a young Gai challanges Kakashi to a duel, the legend began and neither have ever found reason to regret it. Drabbleish
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 9-11-05 - Gai M. & Kakashi H. - Complete
48. Vacation Hell reviews
A mixup with tanning oil instead of sunscreen leaves Kakashi sunburned and at the mercy of Iruka's more playful and mischievous side as the Copynin gets a view of just what a hellion Iruka would have been like in his younger years. KakaIru Fluff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-25-05 - Iruka U. & Kakashi H. - Complete
49. Come the Morning reviews
In the dark of night, even the strongest of men can crumble and it is only after one has shattered that the pieces can be put back together again. Dark Angsty KakaxIru oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 8-7-05 - Iruka U. & Kakashi H. - Complete
50. Fall reviews
When they said fools fall in love, Iruka had been pretty certain it wasn't meant to be literal. Too bad Hatake Kakashi never did anything the traditional manner. Fluffy KakaxIru Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8-4-05 - Iruka U. & Kakashi H. - Complete
51. Icha Icha Love! reviews
True Love means giving porn, right? Companion to Icha Icha Panic! Fluffy not so drabblesized KakaxIru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-27-05 - Iruka U. & Kakashi H. - Complete
52. Icha Icha Panic! reviews
Sometimes there's only so far an obsession can go until it becomes unhealthy as Iruka discovers the hard way. Fluffy KakashixIruka drabble brought on by Crack Bunnies and amusing conversations with Demondreams
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-26-05 - Iruka U. & Kakashi H. - Complete
53. Strawberry Contemplations reviews
Having been caught outside of Iruka's apartment with a bag full of ramen and strawberries, Kakashi has to think fast to throw off Team Seven's snooping curiosity. KakaxIru SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-23-05 - Iruka U. & Kakashi H.
54. They're Meant To Be Broken, Right? reviews
Iruka receives a late birthday gift from Kakashi and breaks a few cardinal rules in the meantime. Pure Kakashi x Iruka Fluff.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-14-05 - Iruka U. & Kakashi H. - Complete
55. The Sweetest Taste reviews
An unsettling confrontation between Katan and Lucifer give a dark insight into the inner workings of the purest and most debauched of Angels in all of Heaven. Implied Katan Rociel and not so implied Katan Lucifer.
Angel Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,106 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-25-05 - Lucifer & Katan - Complete
56. Making It Right reviews
Kurt helps out things into perspective for a grieving Scott and has an interesting interlude with Ororo that knocks things out of perspective for the both of them
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,415 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-23-03 - Storm & Cyclops - Complete
57. Nobody's Perfect reviews
In the dark of the night, Ororo finds comfort in the routine of an unlikely friend and confidant in Kurt Wagner
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,465 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-21-03
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