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Author has written 48 stories for X-Men: The Movie, Angel Sanctuary, Naruto, Seimaden, Tokyo Babylon, Bleach, and Transformers/Beast Wars. aka the Lazy Author. My profile has not been updated in a while. coughcoughtwoyearscoughcough I do still actively write faniction but I write almost exclusively for livejournal and honestly, I'm a lazy bitch. I will attempt to update more often however and from there on, who knows. A little basic data about me though. Name(s): El, Bitter, Mich' Sex: Yes please. Oh...wait. Female. _ Age: Old enough to know better. (29) My (Old) Fandoms: aka "Stuff I've written for" Naruto, GodChild/Count Cain, Tokyo Babylon/X1999, Bleach, Angel SanctuarySeimaden Unfortunately, I've pretty well fallen out of the anime sub-culture. In other words, my soul has been eaten wholly and completely by a far more addictive crack known as Transformers. For almost a year, I've written nothing but TF and I don't think there's ever any going back to my old fandoms. (sorry) Beware, I am a slasher and a lot of the fics you'll see here will be about Giant Alien Robots macking on one another. That is to say if they had genders, I'd write them as male/male. You have been warned. XP The condensed list of TF pairings I adore/ship: (in no particular order) Hound/Mirage Jazz/Mirage Swindle/Smokescreen Inferno/Red Alert Ratchet/Wheeljack Prowl/Jazz Skyfire/Starscream Sunstreaker/Sideswipe/Bluestreak Sunstreaker/Bluestreak Ironhide/Chromia But I'll read/write just about anything if properly motivated. XP I write anything from the crackiest fluff to horrible, soul-wrenching dark fic so just bear with me because I've got a head full of crazy mechs and a barrel full of rabid plot bunnies and who KNOWS where it's going to lead me next! -El | |||||||||||
1. Old Mechs and New Tricks reviewsAni: The last thing they'd expected to find on this little mud-ball was a flame that had guttered-out long ago. That's what they both told themselves, but the reality was far more complicated. Ultra Magnus/Ratchet Warnings: Old mechs getting it on!Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-19-09 - Ultra Magnus & Ratchet - Complete2. Spark of Frustration reviewsIDW: What he thought was going to be a relaxing evening was turning into something much more drawn-out and frustrating. Slash/Kink Sentinel Prime /ProwlTransformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-19-09 - Prowl & Sentinel Prime - Complete3. Hardest to Bear reviewsHis shoulders were too young to bear the grief of an entire gestalt. Silverbolt has to learn how to handle the fallout of their creator's deaths Post '86 movie. Aerialbots centric with a dash of Hot Spot.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-4-09 - Silverbolt & Hot Spot4. Primary Functions reviewsA mech can't go against his primary function and some promises just can't be easily kept. Ratchet and Omega Supreme introspective piece!Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-25-09 - Ratchet & Omega Supreme - Complete5. Poison reviewsSoundwave knew things were not right between he and Megatron. But when Megatron comes to him, how can he say no? Megatron/Soundwave Some Dom/Submission and use of alt-mod for self-stimulation. Written for M E challenge.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-7-09 - Megatron & Soundwave - Complete6. Seducer's Seduction reviewsThere were few things Sentinel Prime hated more than breaking in a new aide-de-camp but Prowl certainly showed some potential. Sentinel/Prowl Written for M E ChallengeTransformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-7-09 - Prowl - Complete7. Won't You Join Me? reviewsIn the world of Special Ops, it's often kill or be killed. Or in the case, spy or be spied upon. Neither of which Mirage minds all that much, but a little warning would've been nice. Jazz/Mirage with voyeuristic themesTransformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,563 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-7-09 - Jazz & Mirage - Complete8. Patience: Now and Forever » reviewsWhen Hound committed to this relationship, he knew things would not be easy. With trouble and uncertainty beginning to plague his relationship with Mirage, the scout comes to learn the true depth of his patience. Hound/Mirage PJTransformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,075 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 5-22-08 - Published: 5-18-08 - Mirage & Hound - Complete9. Types of Love » reviewsThere are many types of love. The love of a brother, of friends and of a lover. Some are fulfilling, some bittersweet but all are essential in this crazy thing we call living. Because without love, what would be the point?Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,456 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 4-29-08 - Published: 4-21-08 - Bluestreak & Prowl - Complete10. Long is the Night reviewsIDW: Deep in the night, when shadows and doubts weigh on the soul, Prowl finds himself pulled towards the moment of his fallen leader Sentinel Prime. Once there, a long overdue process is started and insight is given in the most unexpected of places.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-23-08 - Prowl & Optimus Prime - Complete11. A Lesson in Restraint reviewsThe introduction of the Elite Guard into the Autobot's lives is often chaotic at best but sometimes the strangest bonds are forged in the most unusual of circumstances. Prowl/Jazz Slash.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-17-08 - Jazz & Prowl - Complete12. Responsibility reviewsTF: Animated It is so easy to shift the blame away from yourself and in the wake of Elita 1's 'death', Optimus and Sentinel Prime find themselves standing on opposite sides of a conflict that threatens to ruin their friendship forever.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-14-08 - Optimus Prime & Ultra Magnus - Complete13. A Gift from Primus, my Aft! reviewsWhen Sunstreaker onlines in the med-bay after a hard night of partying, he discovers something is afoot. And why the slag was Ratchet smiling at him like that? April Fool's Day fic.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-14-08 - Sunstreaker & Ratchet - Complete14. With Friends Like These reviewsDriven by mutual greed, Smokescreen and the Combaticon Swindle form an uneasy alliance which evokes some memories better left buried and in the past. Cross-faction Slash Swindle/SmokescreenTransformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,088 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-31-08 - Smokescreen & Swindle - Complete15. Surrender reviewsTrapped in a dark cell, caught between reality and hellish memories, the Autobot known as Prowl learns the truth measure of love and hate. Dark and Violent. 'Cons being 'cons.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,751 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-30-08 - Prowl & Beta - Complete16. In Unexpected Places reviewsSometimes the thing you want the most is right under your nose and sometimes you find them in the most unexpected of places. Slash: Red Alert/Inferno, Jazz/ProwlTransformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,120 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-16-08 - Red Alert & Inferno - Complete17. Shocking Revelations reviewsInferno learns something new about Red Alert everyday. Unfortunately, he wasn't expecting this particular revelation, and it's consequences, to come up in the middle of interfacing. Slash: Inferno/Red AlertTransformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-16-08 - Red Alert & Inferno - Complete18. To Relieve the Suffering of his Brother reviewsIn a war-torn world, the bonds of brotherhood are forged in pain and suffering. But for Ratchet and Wheeljack, that bond and loyalty extends beyond their everyday duties.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,227 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-15-08 - Ratchet & Wheeljack - Complete19. Mine reviewsHound is worried that Mirage is ashamed by their relationship and decides to take matters into his own hands. Sequel to Works in Mysterious Ways. Slash: Hound/Mirage, Jazz/ProwlTransformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-15-08 - Mirage & Hound - Complete20. Works in Mysterious Ways » reviewsIt started out as an offer of friendship. Then, two mechs who had nothing in common realized there was more to friendship and caring then just what was on the outside. And from a common friendship, something more began to arise. Slash: Hound/Mirage, P/JTransformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,936 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-15-08 - Hound & Mirage - Complete21. Keep Them From Harm and Injustice reviewsWhen Ratchet swore to heal all, he did not take his oath lightly. The first time he met the likes of Sunstreaker and Sideswipe, he knew they'd be trouble. Unfortunately, Sunstreaker did not count on what one feisty, loud-mouthed medic could do to him.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 3-14-08 - Ratchet & Sunstreaker - Complete22. Burning the Midnight Oil reviewsIn the midnight hours, certain Autobots are awake and finding ways to get through the night.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-14-08 - Prowl & Chip C. - Complete23. Who's your Daddy? reviewsMix five dinobots, one medic and an engineer and what do you get? Five confused dinobots, one enraged medic and a horrified engineer.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 3-14-08 - Ratchet & Grimlock - Complete24. Ashes reviewsOn the eve of leaving for the human world, Rangiku tries to fully come to terms with her feelings for Gin and harden her heart only to find it's surrounded in ash rather then she ice she had hoped. GinRan and a hint of HitsuRan.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-2-06 - Complete25. The Longest Night reviewsLives are altered and shattered in the wake of Sound's attack on Konoha. Sometimes, a relationship isn't all happy smiles and kisses. Genma and Raidou learn this the hard way.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-2-06 - Genma S. & Raidou N. - Complete26. Nothing reviewsSeishirou had been warning Subaru all along but the boy just didn't pay attention. [OneShot]Tokyo Babylon - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-2-06 - Complete27. Lazy Days reviewsIn the lazy days of summer, Kiba and Akamaru relax in a sundappled field with nothing but the sunlight and....fleas to keep them company? Kiba and Akamaru fic with some ShinoKibaNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-3-05 - Kiba I. & Shino A. - Complete28. No Sweeter Hell reviewsNothing cuts quite so deep as rejection and Zadei comes to the disheartening realization that Tetei can never love him so long as Laures is still alive to string him along. ZadeiTetei OneShot set preTitanSeimaden - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-3-05 - Complete29. Though the Cold Wind Blows reviewsIruka hates winter, as does Kakashi. But on a cold winter's night when Kakakashi shows up on Iruka's doorstep half frozen, both learn that sometimes just being together can make even the worst of winter's fury bearable. KakaIruNaruto - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,478 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 11-14-05 - Iruka U. & Kakashi H. - Complete30. Blind Man's Bluff » reviewsFor Kotetsu and Izumo, sometimes the hardest thing to see is that which is staring you right in the face. KoIzu Shounen ai warning.Naruto - Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,765 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 11-14-05 - Izumo K. & Kotetsu H. - Complete31. Bathtime Madness reviewsSometimes, you just can't win, Iruka discovers. With a lover like Hatake Kakashi, anything can happen and even the sweetest of gestures can become complicated [OneShot KakaIru] No warnings, just good clean fun.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 11-10-05 - Iruka U. & Kakashi H. - Complete32. Playing Our Parts reviewsItachi reflects on Sasuke and gives a glimpse at his method behind the madness. An introspective piece on Itachi and his views on his brother and his clan. [OneShot]Naruto - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-10-05 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete33. Orokanaru Otouto reviewsIn a time where his innocence remained intact and his worship for his brother whole, Sasuke discovers that maybe his older brother cares for him after all. Or maybe he's just being foolish. [OneShot]Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-10-05 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete34. Simple Promises reviewsThroughout their lives, Genma and Raidou have been together through thick and thin. Each leans upon the other in their time of need and is ready to catch the other should they stumble along the path of their lives. GenFicNaruto - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-8-05 - Genma S. & Raidou N. - Complete35. A Touch of Velvet reviewsThere is more to Umino Iruka then meets the eye. A core of steel lays beneath that sweet and seemingly innocent exterior and the soft façade of velvet wrapped around the iron fist is thin enough to see at points. Minor Kakashi Iruka HintsNaruto - Rated: M - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,216 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 10-1-05 - Iruka U. & Kakashi H. - Complete36. After the Rains » reviewsA night of lost keys and falling rain reveals far more then either Kakashi or Iruka ever expected. Neither were prepared to face the truth that stared them in the face and neither dared back away. Kakshia xIruka [COMPLETE]Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,193 - Reviews: 82 - Updated: 9-29-05 - Published: 7-23-05 - Iruka U. & Kakashi H. - Complete37. Scars reviewsUchiha Sasuke could never be considered the sanest of children and as he picks at the wounds from his past hoping it will leave him a physical reminder of his brother's sins, the young Avenger comes to cherish his last 'gift' from Itachi Angsty DrabbleNaruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-11-05 - Sasuke U. - Complete38. No Regrets reviewsThe legend of the Great Green Beast of Konoha and the infamous Copynin Hatake Kakashi are wellknown tales in Konoha. When a young Gai challanges Kakashi to a duel, the legend began and neither have ever found reason to regret it. DrabbleishNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-11-05 - Gai M. & Kakashi H. - Complete39. Vacation Hell reviewsA mixup with tanning oil instead of sunscreen leaves Kakashi sunburned and at the mercy of Iruka's more playful and mischievous side as the Copynin gets a view of just what a hellion Iruka would have been like in his younger years. KakaIru FluffNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-25-05 - Iruka U. & Kakashi H. - Complete40. Come the Morning reviewsIn the dark of night, even the strongest of men can crumble and it is only after one has shattered that the pieces can be put back together again. Dark Angsty KakaxIru oneshotNaruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 8-7-05 - Iruka U. & Kakashi H. - Complete41. Fall reviewsWhen they said fools fall in love, Iruka had been pretty certain it wasn't meant to be literal. Too bad Hatake Kakashi never did anything the traditional manner. Fluffy KakaxIru OneshotNaruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-4-05 - Iruka U. & Kakashi H. - Complete42. Icha Icha Love! reviewsTrue Love means giving porn, right? Companion to Icha Icha Panic! Fluffy not so drabblesized KakaxIruNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-27-05 - Iruka U. & Kakashi H. - Complete43. Icha Icha Panic! reviewsSometimes there's only so far an obsession can go until it becomes unhealthy as Iruka discovers the hard way. Fluffy KakashixIruka drabble brought on by Crack Bunnies and amusing conversations with DemondreamsNaruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-26-05 - Iruka U. & Kakashi H. - Complete44. Strawberry Contemplations reviewsHaving been caught outside of Iruka's apartment with a bag full of ramen and strawberries, Kakashi has to think fast to throw off Team Seven's snooping curiosity. KakaxIru SasuxNaruNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-23-05 - Iruka U. & Kakashi H.45. They're Meant To Be Broken, Right? reviewsIruka receives a late birthday gift from Kakashi and breaks a few cardinal rules in the meantime. Pure Kakashi x Iruka Fluff.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-14-05 - Iruka U. & Kakashi H. - Complete46. The Sweetest Taste reviewsAn unsettling confrontation between Katan and Lucifer give a dark insight into the inner workings of the purest and most debauched of Angels in all of Heaven. Implied Katan Rociel and not so implied Katan Lucifer.Angel Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,929 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-25-05 - Lucifer & Katan - Complete47. Making It Right reviewsKurt helps out things into perspective for a grieving Scott and has an interesting interlude with Ororo that knocks things out of perspective for the both of themX-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,794 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-23-03 - Storm & Cyclops - Complete48. Nobody's Perfect reviewsIn the dark of the night, Ororo finds comfort in the routine of an unlikely friend and confidant in Kurt WagnerX-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,908 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-21-03
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