ithaswhatitisnt
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since: 03-27-12, id: 3858454, Profile Updated: 07-12-12
country: USA
Author has written 18 stories for Phantom of the Opera, Twilight, Big Bang Theory, Rocky Horror, Harry Potter, Wizard of Oz, Legend of Korra, Labyrinth, and Beauty and the Beast.

Hi!!! Welcome! (It has what it isn't...a baffling paradox spoken by me trying to outdo my creative writing teacher...that's what I get, I suppose. Don't ask me to explain, I'm not Dr. Sheldon Lee Cooper, Ph.D. :3)

Anywho, I've been reading fanfics for years, and I've been writing for years also...just never had the time or courage to post on someplace like ff.net.

PLEASE NOTE: As everything is obviously my interpretation, sometimes charries will be OOC, and sometimes things just will not make sense. If you don't like logical mistakes, then please don't read, because I can't stick to a plot to save my life, and I know a lot of what I write isn't believable. I try hard to keep things realistic, but sometimes, the imagination goes insane. :D

Ships: (A totally inconclusive/incomplete list:)

Shenny/Lenny/HowardXXBernadette (BBT) [Only like well-written Shenny fanfic-wise; I could never see them together on the show]

Erik/Christine (POTO)

Raoul/Drowning in Erik's Lair (POTO)

Harry/Ginny (HP)

Ron/Hermione (HP)

Hermione/Fred (HP)

Wesley/Buttercup (Princess Bride)

Tiva (NCIS)

McAbby (NCIS)

AAML (Pokemon)

Bella/Edward (Twilight) [all canon Twilight couples, although I am fond of Jacob/Seth, because of one fic I wrote a few years ago. Don't judge]

Robin/Starfire (DC universe) [most canon comics pairings, unless someone can provide me with evidence for another unorthodox pairing]

Sookie/Bill or Sookie/Eric (Southern Vampire Mysteries) [depends on where the story is taking place in correlation to the books]

Kataang, Maiko, Sukka/Tokka, Makorra, Bosami, Irosami, Linzin, Pemzin, and more (A:TLA and LoK)

As seen, I am mostly a canonist. But, as I said, if I can be shown evidence for an alternate pairing, and the fic is well-written, I will be willing to read and accept different couples.

Hmm, enough about my fanfic interests...I am a country girl (love country music, live and work on a farm), I sing, I act, and I love reading and watching films. I sing soprano in my church choir and in my school choir. Self-taught soprano and proud of it! :) I got the lead in the school play with zero acting experience, and it went well except for two missed lines, whispered to me urgently by my castmates. Reading is of course one of my great loves, and films are wonderful inspiration. I don't like 'space films', nor do I enjoy 'war films'. I am absolutely in love with Johnny Depp! ;)

Favorite music: Broadway, country (Carrie Underwood, Miranda Lambert, Tim McGraw, Luke Bryan, Jake Owen, Taylor Swift, Toby Keith, Keith Urban,and many more), classical, oldies (Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons, the Four Tops, the Association, etc.), Celtic, Alternative, and some modern stuff (Lady Gaga, Beyonce, Katy Perry, David Guetta, Pitbull, Bruno Mars, etc.) I like Nightwish; I've been converted.

Favorite films: Titanic, Phantom of the Opera, King Kong (1933), Beauty and the Beast, The Little Mermaid, Aladdin, Dodgeball, The Nutcracker Prince, The Princess Bride, Harry Potter (all films), The Proposal, all Lon Chaney silent films

Favorite musicals: Phantom of the Opera, Love Never Dies, Jersey Boys, Wicked, RENT, Sweeney Todd, Oliver!, Cats, Starlight Express

Please enjoy my stories. Please don't be too terribly harsh (I do have a Grammar Nazi that takes care of that for me). If there's a mistake, let me know, and I'll do my best to fix it so everyone's happy.

If you leave me a review, virtual cookies and Sheldon-hugs for all! If you have an idea for a story continuing one of my one shots that you think I should try, PM me! I'll give any idea a try!

Have a wonderful day! :D

DISCLAIMER: I do not own or claim to own any of the characters, places, products, or situations used in my stories. If I use songs, I am not obviously the artist, and I am not trying to claim the song is mine. Nothing is mine. All I own is my imagination and my laptop. If anyone would like additional disclaimers in my stories, please tell me, and I will add as many as are needed. Thanks!

UPDATE: So, uh, my flash-drive with all my in-progress stuff broke. FML. But I kinda remember most of it, so no worries, I'll fix it! And I sort of lost my muse. Which sucks, because now most of my writing isn't as good as my previous stuff. I'm trying to get back into it, but it's not going so well. But I'm trying for you, my favorite, lovely readers! :)


1. Just Like Ophelia reviews
Sarah has been driven mad by Jareth without him knowing and plans on drowning herself. Can the Goblin King save his future queen in time? Rated T for mentions of self-harm. Jareth/Sarah, of course. One-shot.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-22-12 - Jareth & Sarah - Complete
2. He Found Me reviews
Using The Fray's "You Found Me": Lin is severely injured during the war, and she knows she's almost out of time. Tenzin finds her before Equalist forces do. Sweet but sad Linzin. One-shot. One swear from Lin.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-12-12 - Chief Lin Beifong & Tenzin - Complete
3. Insomnia reviews
Linzin, using Kenny Chesney's "Come Over": Lin can't sleep, is lonely, and is aching for Tenzin. She knows it's wrong. Will she give in to her temptation? T for mild Lin swearing; one-shot.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-11-12 - Chief Lin Beifong & Tenzin - Complete
4. Burning for Her reviews
She said she would miss him the most. Why was it so hard for her to let go? And what happens when she doesn't come back? Oneshot.
Wizard of Oz - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-7-12 - Dorothy G. & The Scarecrow - Complete
5. Edward's Fanmail reviews
Edward receives yet another fangirl letter, and Bella is fed up. A goofy oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-7-12 - Bella & Edward - Complete
6. Library Revelations reviews
Lame title, I know...Malfoy needs help, and when he wanders into the library, he ends up giving help instead. Dramoine kinda/sorta fluff. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-7-12 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete
7. Easiest Decision Ever reviews
Bella has to choose between Edward and Jacob in the tent...her decision becomes very easy with a simple stupid comment. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-7-12 - Bella & Jacob - Complete
8. What Hurts the Most reviews
A rainy day at the Opera reminds Erik of so much...of what he can't have...oneshot.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-7-12 - Erik & Christine - Complete
9. My Heart Will Go On reviews
Using the song, yes...Erik is ready to hang himself, and Christine feels very guilty about leaving him. Will she get a chance to redeem herself? Oneshot.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-7-12 - Erik & Christine - Complete
10. Horror and Grace reviews
A hopefully slightly different spin on the Beauty and the Beast story using our favorite masked 'beast' and the beauty we wish we all were...A very long oneshot.
Crossover - Phantom of the Opera & Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,737 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-7-12 - Erik - Complete
11. Night Obsession reviews
Erik decides the time is right to steal Christine from her mundane life...away from people who don't appreciate her and will never love her the way he can. One-shot.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-16-12 - Erik & Christine - Complete
12. Science Fiction Erik Creature reviews
Songfic to "Touch-a Touch-a Touch Me" Erik and the gang are in Dr. Frank-n-Furter's lab, and they are the ones acting out Rocky Horror! Not to be taken seriously at all...One-shot, thank goodness.
Crossover - Rocky Horror & Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-16-12 - Rocky & Christine - Complete
13. After the Kiss reviews
A brief snapshot of Erik and his feelings in his lair after Christine kissed him and left. One-shot.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-16-12 - Erik & Christine - Complete
14. Death's Matrimony reviews
Erik and Christine are finally married, just like he's always wanted. Why does she resist him so? One-shot.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-16-12 - Erik & Christine - Complete
15. Death of a China Doll reviews
Erik is pleading once more with Christine to love him. This time, she doesn't receive the "pick me he goes free, pick him he dies" choice. Erik either has her alive by her choice – or dead by his. One-shot.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-16-12 - Erik & Christine - Complete
16. The Relationship Query reviews
Songfic using Jake Owen's "Alone With You". Sheldon wants to test his hypothesis that love exists. So he asks Penny. What happens next shocks him and her. Oneshot.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-2-12 - Penny & Sheldon C. - Complete
17. Need You Tonight reviews
Songfic to Lady A's Need You Now: Bella is really feeling the depression, and she needs her personal sun right now. Bella/Jacob angsty fluff! Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-1-12 - Bella & Jacob - Complete
18. The Beauty Underneath reviews
Erik isn't ugly,but we all knew that;he just needs some reassurance...rated K for mention of death. One-shot.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-1-12 - Erik - Complete