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since: 03-28-12, id: 3859351, Profile Updated: 04-21-12
Author has written 10 stories for Doctor Who, Blue's Clues, and Misc. Tv Shows.

Hello readers! I would love to tell you all about myself but I really am not that social. From my username you can tell I love crackers and cheese. They're one of my favorite foods. Anyway I love Doctor Who to death and most likely will only write stories about it. I am a comedic writer so the stories I write will most likely be humorous in one way or another.

I love all the Doctors in this order: The Sixth, I love his brash rudeness, Seven, my first classic series Doc, Five, my favorite Doctor for writing and I love him for the times when he cracks, then Three, love all the action in his era, Eight for his forgetfulness, Nine for his machoness, Four for his craziness, Two for just being funny, Eleven for being my first Doctor, Ten for rudeness, and lastly One for being stubborn.

The stories I'm working on are as follows:

Birthday in Vegas: Where all the Eleven Doctors meet up for their 1000th birthday and all things go crazy!

Birthday In(sanity): The sequel of Birthday in Vegas, where the Doctors spend their 1,500th birthday playing a complicated game of laser tag in a hotel... with the Master!

Adric's Lesson: Where Adric gets taught a lesson after busting the lock in the TARDIS bathroom once too often.

The Fallen Comrade: Where the Fifth Doctor loses a close friend(Trust me, it's funny).

The Great Cat Chase: Where the Fifth Doctor runs around the TARDIS looking for a stray cat!

Speed Demon: Where the Fifth Doctor unleashes the speed demon inside of him.

A New Scarf: Where the Fourth Doctor buys a new... yep, you guessed it, a scarf with Romana in tow.

Love Thyself: Where Tegan runs into the Doctor in the bathroom while Adric makes a mess of things.

Now before you go running off I have some news for you: I'm lazy!

You're probably not going to see these in a while. Birthday in Vegas is certainly coming along well and will be promptly finished in April 2012. That's all I'm promising. also it's sequel is progressing nicely but because I'm prone to massive writer's block that may be typed up in May.

That's all Folks! Hope you enjoy my stories!


1. Birthday in (Un)Paradise » reviews
The Doctors head over to the planet Detann to relax for their birthday party, and they take an unexpected detour and end up somewhere they have been before! Sequel to Birthday In(sanity).
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-19-13 - Published: 1-29-13 - 10th Doctor & 11th Doctor
2. Oh the Holidays! » reviews
Steve comes over for the holidays and soon the Blue's Clues house is turned upside down!
Blue's Clues - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-12-13 - Published: 9-21-12
3. A New Scarf reviews
The Doctor and Romana go to Phalasa, the shopping planet, to buy a new scarf after the old one is ruined. Trouble is, will they find suitable replacement?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-30-12 - 4th Doctor & Romana I. - Complete
4. Christmas in the TARDIS reviews
All the Doctors spend Christmas in Ten's TARDIS and as usual, nothing goes to plan! It's a good thing Five filmed the craziness with his camera! Between Birthday In(sanity) and Birthday (Un)Paradise.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-25-12 - 4th Doctor & 5th Doctor - Complete
5. Birthday In sanity » reviews
The Doctors have gathered at a hotel for their 1500th birthday and it quickly becomes crazy! This time with more Master! Sequel to Birthday in Vegas.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,299 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 12-22-12 - Published: 5-11-12 - 10th Doctor & 11th Doctor - Complete
6. A Presidential Road Trip »
Jon and Stephen go on a road trip to try to spend time together and then craziness happens! Sequel to The President's Dilemma. Same All-Star cast: Jon Stewart, "Stephen Colbert" Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Craig Ferguson and Conan O'Brian, plus a bear and a Spanish dude.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,053 - Updated: 12-22-12 - Published: 12-15-12
7. The President's Dilemma » reviews
Jon Stewart, in a reality where he is the president, faces a difficult decision that affects our country, our freedom, or more specifically, Stephen Colbert. Includes an All-Star Cast: Jimmy Fallon, Jon Stewart, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Craig Ferguson and Conan O'Brien.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,182 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-2-12 - Published: 11-17-12 - Complete
8. Birthday in Vegas » reviews
It is their 1,000th birthday, and each of the eleven Doctors will have an experience they'll NEVER forget.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,651 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 4-21-12 - Published: 3-30-12 - 10th Doctor & 11th Doctor - Complete
9. The Fallen Comrade reviews
The Doctor struggles with a difficult loss.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-2-12 - 5th Doctor & Nyssa - Complete
10. Adric's Lesson reviews
And he thought the Fifth Doctor was the nice guy.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-2-12 - 5th Doctor & Adric - Complete