Born in Denmark, the fateful summer of 1983, the Norwegian twin plague rested for a few moons before heading north to the land of vikings. The strange, secretive nature of the male twin kept him well hidden from the world, but now he has revealed himself, and plans on making... FANFICTIONS! ha ha ha ha (Evil laughter:)

Though this is true, it is in fact a bit of an overstatement, or just embelished slightly. Personally, I consider my english vocabulary better than my native tongue, I love the Harry Potter series, and hate that the film-makers of this world can live with what they have done to the writings that in the future might be concidered a classic.

For those who should wonder about my choice in name, it comes from the following: Ice, because it sounds cool. Tea, because it was my choice of beverage at the time I created the name. 1983, because that is the year I was born.

When I review a story, I do not just ask: when are you going to update? That would be stupid, and a waste of the writers' time. I am not afraid to speak my mind. Especially since none, other than my closest friends, will recognise this screen name, ha ha ha, and that means that none of the bullies in the world can beat the living daylights out of me if they can't handle a little constructive critisism, again, ha ha ha.

I dislike using flashbacks in a story, because it shows a lack of imagination ... If I am to write something like it, I do it through one of the characters musing to themselves or aloud, but I refuse to lower myself to writing a direct flashback, unless it is completely unavoidable.

I despise what i have come to know as SLASH, and dislike misspellings and inaccuracies in referance and plot. Not that I am perfect myself, I will most likely perform some of the errors I dislike when and if I ever get any fanfictions published on this thing ... I am what J.R.R.Tolkien referred to as a "NIGGLER", it all has to be close to perfect before I even dare letting anyone else even glance at it, then some other idea pop up, and I start on that instead.

General Disclaimer. (In case I should forget to add them to any of my stories)

I hardly ever write anything original, even if a few tiny ideas are. The characters used are the property of the original writers / authors. I make no money whatsoever on writing this.

If I make a breach of any rules that I have overlooked, please inform me so that I may take care of it, and please refrain from reporting me, they have already locked two of my stories, and I do not care for repeating the incident.

Although, if anyone have planned stories in the same general direction that I have written, by all means, don't re-write, I don't care if I'M plaguerised, as long as it's done well, and I'm at least credited for the idea.

Thank you for your attention.

Story Status:

A Place of Belonging - Ranma/Pokemon crossover - Completed

The Black Paw - Ranma/Gold Digger/Kim Possible crossover - Completed

Harry Potter and the Seasons of the Heart - Harry Potter - Completed

Change of Power - Ranma/X-Men: Evolution crossover - In Progress - Book 2 Chapter 17: 55 percent

Scourge of the Goa'uld - Ranma/Stargate main crossover and others - Coming soon

Wild Reincarnation - Naruto/Ranma crossover - On Hiatus

Harry Potter and the Mage Apprentices - Harry Potter/Ranma/Gold Digger crossover - Abandoned

Note 13.September.04:

Well, here we are ... I've just finished a Ranma 1/2 / Pokemon Crossover Alternate Universe story. I realise that it might have seemed like a hurried story, but it was all planned out in advance. I am just no good at describing a fight, and have no idea of how or where to improve on it at this time. If anyone wants to, they can send me suggestions for improvements other than: "It's just too short," or "Why the rush?" I really would appreciate it, thank you.