Hiya. [looks about the empty account] Uhhhhhhhh... Go and see https://www.fanfiction.net/~obsidianblade? My other author account?
Why are you still here? Hmm, since you won't go away, dispite the lack of anything much around here, I'll use this as a chance to list my websites. For no apparent reason.
still won't leave?! What the hell is wrong in your head? Okay, here's my last way of scaring you off. If you stay after that you will be alone, and I'll be gone. So here it is. My friend's site.
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