Hello fanfiction.net! I've been a fan for years, had an account at one point though no longer possess the email it was attached to. Hunger Games and my new found love for Haymitch and Katniss has drawn me back in, though I am still (a hardcore nerd) a huge Snape/Hermione and Giles/Buffy fan. And when I say that... let me be clear. I'm a big fan of Haymitch, Giles, and Snape. They can really be with anyone (Ginny, Tonks, Effie, Johanna M., Willow, Anya... whatever series, multiple pairings galore). But I'm forever a fan of the student/teacher. I shamefully watch Pretty Little Liars every week not because of the horrible acting and writing, but for that once scene we get with Mr. Fitz and Aria. It's not worth it, because that show is god awful, but I do it anyway.

I hope to post some of my old Snape stories (though haven't read them in a while, and I'm sure much editing is gonna be needed... oh what you write when your younger!) and I plan to write some excellent Giles oneshots. I've been rewatching Buffy, really wanting season eight (and no the comics DO NOT count). My eternal love for Ethan Rayne is more then I can explain so someone. Though him and Giles have, nor will they ever be, in love. They have happened to share women at multiple times in their relationship... sometimes at the same time.

Also dreadfully ashamed with the very low number of Simon/River fanfiction! Joss fans, come on man! So some Firefly stuff is going to have to happen. And while on that bandwagon, some Star Wars will have to be done.

While gushing over Joss, I must admit I loved Dollhouse. But I'm not sure I'd actually want to write about it. Some Alpha/Echo may be fun. Sierra/Nolen maybe.

So yeah, all of that to come. And some Chuck/Blair... because that is important. If you don't like Chuck Bass you are absolutely not making attention. Say what you want about the show. It is absolutely ridiculous and teen like. Speaking of teenlike... Veronica Mars. Another important guilty pleasure. Veronica/Logan forever. Except for when she's with Sheriff Lamb, Weevil, or Logan (wait, I think I said Logan already...)

Besides the student teacher I do love dominant male stories. Rough. Sexy. Chains. Pinning up against a brick wall. Maybe some knives! Speaking of! Angelous! Reevers! Snape! I'm getting excited just thinking about it. Sylar!

How did I forget about Sylar. Perhaps one of my favorite ever television shipping's of all times was Sylar/Elle. How can you not love that?

If you don't like stories that are M rated, you won't like most of my collection of work. I may have a few T ratings in here if I am writing a piece where the guy doesn't actually get the girl. But for the most part... I like sex. Fanfiction to me is to add sex into the story, I know what the body of work is. Lets have some characters kiss some other characters that the author forgot to tell me about. It happened. I promise. We just didn't get to read about it. Shhhhhh. It's a secret.

I'm also not big into long stories. But endings are REALLY insane-o hard for me. And so I might write a few to avoid writing an ending, but I also don't like to keep people waiting. And so if I do that, it won't be anything very long.

Okay so... I think that's every-a-thang. Soooooooooooooooo thats all folks!

- Ms. Hot-Professor-Rambles.