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Author has written 15 stories for Legend of Zelda, Bubblegum Crisis, Blue Seed, Anime X-overs, Violinist of Hameln, and Final Fantasy X. Hello, my name is Galaxy Girl, and I am a superheroine. And contrary to popular belief, I am still alive!
GG'S ACTIVE FICS: THE MYSTICAL OBJECT OF FATE: (Summary:) I am making fun of you, Zelda section. An immensely sarcastic send-up of fanfiction, video games, old shows that they cancelled because they hate me, and pop music. Rated PG-13 for minor language, "adult situations" and... stuff. LATEST NEWS: Workin' on it... seriously. D: NEVER MY DESTINY: (Summary:) Probably the most depressing thing I've ever written, also the first genuine G/I in the whole Zelda section. Seriously. Go check.The tragic love story of Ganondorf and Impa centering around the OoT storyline. Rated PG-13 for angst, violence, and suggestive bits. Hohohoho. LATEST NEWS: I AM WORKING ON THE FINAL CHAPTER. Meanwhile I am also going back through and replacing the old chapters with new content-- you know, stuff that doesn't suck. Keep an eye out for NMD: REDUX. Wow. You people have been reading my ridiculous crap for over five years now, according to the date up there. That's... shocking. Thanks for not tracking me down and turning me into the Idiot Police a long time ago! (There's an in-joke nobody's gonna get.) Let's get real here... most of the unfinished stuff is probably gonna stay that way, though I'm dabbling in and out of some of the old ones every so often. The fact is it's been so long my modern style wouldn't mesh with some of the older pieces, unfortunately. Those of you wondering where the heck I've been may care to go find me in the Kingdom Hearts section of this very website-- I've been working on a multi-chapter comedy epic over there and I will get back to work on my Zelda stuff as soon as it's done. Which will be not far from now, believe it or not. ~HEY HERE'S SOME OTHER GOOD STUFF TO READ WHEN YOU'RE DONE HERE~ http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/22407/ : Hey, Ocarina. C-c-c-can't can't stop the beat! http://www.fictionpress.com/~galaxygirl : I think you can guess who wrote all that garbage. ~GG'S VITAL STATS~ Pen Name: Galaxy Girl Nicknames: GG, Chim-Chim, GGriffic, Gee-Gee, GG-sama, G Squared, GGru, Gyuna, Gutena, Darth Hibachi, The Cartoonist. Age: 19 Occupation: Comedy writer (sometimes drama), college student Current Location: Up a tree in Colorado, USA. Pets: Two dogs and two cats Loves Sincerely: Writing, drawing, anime and manga, video games, classic rock, junk food, fencing Hates With A Passion: Spam (the email, not the food), Fritos, keyboard dialogue (how r u omgwtflolbbq), rap/hip hop music, death metal, militant purist geeks Music: The Beatles, Queen, Barenaked Ladies, Sonata Arctica, Nightwish, classical | |||||||||
1. The Mystical Object of FATE » reviewsGanondorf has escaped from the Sacred Realm and threatens to plunge all of Hyrule in his wicked darkness forever! Will Link be able to stop him? ... Yes. Yes, he will.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,879 - Reviews: 96 - Updated: 1-13-06 - Published: 6-1-052. Never My Destiny » reviewsFive Sages are awakened, and Ganondorf grows ever nervous of the fulfillment of the prophecy. Meanwhile, asleep deep in the Spirit Temple, she remembers the past they shared and her hatred for him grows...Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 114,209 - Reviews: 87 - Updated: 1-10-06 - Published: 1-26-03 - Ganondorf & Impa3. The World's Most Realistic Aurikku Fic » reviewsAt last, assorted fanpeoples! We will finally get to see how it would be if Auron and Rikku were actually a plausible, REAL-LIVE CANON COUPLE! (Not for Aurikku fans. Flames happily accepted.)Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 111 - Published: 12-15-044. Majora: How It Really Happened » reviewsThree Hylian librarians follow Link to Termina to make him pay his overdue fines, and a runin with Skullkid turns them into a Deku Scrub, a Goron, and a Zora. LATEST CHAPTER: It's a bad idea to take a Zora into the mountains in the middle of winter.Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,586 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 10-22-03 - Published: 4-14-015. Slasher's Rhapsody reviewsA parody of both slasher movies and slasher fanfics, Hamel and Co. find themselves up against a very strange and apparently, very bored adversary when they wander into an abandoned mansion to spend the night.Violinist of Hameln - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,069 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-4-03 - Complete6. Bass's Storytime Hour: Sizer and the Seven Mazoku reviewsYoung Sizer is struck with a case of insomnia one night in Hameln, so Bass has no choice but to tell her his propogandalaced version of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, starring Sizer as Snow White and Hamel as the evil queen.Violinist of Hameln - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,378 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 6-22-03 - Complete7. ImMitamaTurity » reviewsWhat happens when an immature person watches Blue Seed? What's that you guess? A ridiculous fanfic all centered around the same hilariously dirty joke? You'd be correct.Blue Seed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,060 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 3-21-03 - Published: 6-29-02 - Complete8. Clash of the Playboys! reviewsBack in the day I too, hopped on the crossover bandwagon. What happens when six playboys from all different anime and game series decide to hit on the same girl for a cash prize and the title of Champion Playboy? Lemme tell ya folks, it ain't pretty...Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,182 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9-22-02 - Complete9. Endless Manicure or Etay Came From 1999 » reviewsShe was an insane, godlike monster with the mind of a child. After a long, hardfought, and halfnaked battle, the Knight Sabers have sent Galatea back where she belongs out of existence! So then... why is her legacy living on in the body of a Furby?Bubblegum Crisis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,865 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 3-11-02 - Published: 1-8-02 - Complete10. EvilOMatic 3000 » reviewsIt all started when Ganondorf ruined yet ANOTHER of Zelda's inauguration barbecues. His punishment: 2 months with the EvilOMatic brand unevilifying helmet. But of course, it could never go THAT smoothly.Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,245 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 3-3-02 - Published: 1-28-02 - Ganondorf & Zelda - Complete11. The Zelda Christmas Party! » reviewsTake every holiday special you've ever seen, throw it in a blender with an Ocarina of Time cartridge, add some sugar and egg nog and hit frappe. The results will taste terrible, but it's sure a good read!Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,263 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 1-1-02 - Published: 12-12-01 - Complete12. The Many Failed Romances of Link » reviewsWith the Zelda girls in hot pursuit, Link takes shelter in a barn and passes out. He wakes up in a strange Spirit World, where his spiritual guide, Al the Cow, decides to show him what life would be like married to each one of the girls...Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,562 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 11-21-01 - Published: 11-16-0113. Sage of Innocence Saga » reviewsLink and his comrade Little Link of the Gorons are called to arms in this mother of all comedy selfinsertions when a virus attacks Hyrule. Evil Teletubbies, brainwashed retro authors and a familiar bad guy make this anything but a normal adventure!Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 125,115 - Reviews: 133 - Updated: 11-15-01 - Published: 5-18-01 - Complete14. While You Were Sleeping: Rauru's Diary » reviewsRauru's life is certainly serene. Isolated, quiet, peaceful... BORING. So what happens when a certain young hero and his guardian fairy are deposited in the bored, lonely (probably a bit unhinged) Rauru's company? Read his diary and find out!Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,526 - Reviews: 131 - Updated: 7-16-01 - Published: 7-11-0115. The Mega Dark Angsty Zelda Fic reviewsAngst sure is popular these days, even in a generally lighthearted fandom like Zelda. Once upon a time, I thought I'd try my hand at a little depression.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,209 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 5-6-01 - Complete
