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And this ADORABLE picture to your left is our beloved Percy Jackson CHIBI STYLE!!!! KAWAII!!!!!!!! :3 Sadly, this does not belong to me, but I still get to squeal over it! Example: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! :3 :3 :3 KAWAII!!!!!!!!!! CUUUUUUUUUUUUTE PERCY!!!!!!!!!!! HAPPY HAPPY ME!!!!! :D [= ...Okay...I'm going. ...KAWAII PERCY!!!! KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! *Crowd cringes and sweat drops*
Hello!! My name is... Silvershine Moonllight!! But plz call me Silver. Here's a little about me:
I'm Korean American. Born in U.S., and raised in the U.S. but moved to China.
Entertaining CHB Characters (COMPLETE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!): I HAVE FINISHED THIS STORY!!!! :D Thank you all for your kind reviews! It really melts my heart! Woops...that was WAAAAAAAY too weird. ;P IT HAS BEEN RE-WRITTEN NOW!!
Hunters of Artemis vs. Rangers of Apollo (In Progress): Complete! Thanking chap will be up someday...
The Story of Blackjack (In Progress): I WILL TRY HARDER! And thank you all sooo much for our kind reviews!! They really keep me going!
What Happens When You Mess With Cabin 6 (COMPLETE!!): I really have fun writing one shots and it makes me happier to see that I have wonderful reviewers!!
The Little Three *Previously Titled The Big Three* (COMPLETE!!): Thank u all reviewers!! 11 reviews...wow. MY BEST ONE SHOT YET!!!! XD
Fireworks Leo Style (COMPLETE!!):Had so much fun with this...:)
Stolls Around the World (In Progress):So much fun writing this and I love my reviewers and I need ideas!! Feel free to offer!!
It All Started With a Poke (COMPLETE!!): I had SOOOOOOOOOO much fun writing this!!! Thankies for all the reviews!
It All Started With a Frisbee (COMPLETE!!):This was fun! Plz R&R! Thankies for the reviews!!
The Sacred Book of Connor Stoll (COMPLETE!!): YAY! 5 REVIEWS!! PLZ R&R!!
50 Reasons Why I, Poseidon, Am Better Than Athena (COMPLETE!!!!!!): Thanx for the reviews!! They really mean a lot to me!
50 Reasons Why I, Athena, Am Betther Than Poseidon (COMPLETE!!):You guys...THANKS FOR ALL THE REVIEWS!!!!
Apollo's Diary of Awesome Stuff (In Progress): Please R&R!! LOTS OF FUN!!!!!
Christmas With Connor (COMPLETE!!): Thank you for all your reviews!!!
Rick's Secret Is Out! (COMPLETE!!): I had a lot of fun writing this! I was laughing so much I made quite a few teeny tiny mistakes. Sorry!
The Demigod Chatbox (In Progress)::D This is fun to write...THANKIES 4 ALL THE REVIEWS!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Working on my stories, Entertaining CHB characters is almost finished!! :D
First complete story: Entertaining CHB Characters! *Squeals in happiness* Thankies for reviews! And I probably will b updating by the end of this month... sry 4 sloooooooooooooow updates! TT_TT
Have a strange longing for doughnuts...want French Fries...and ice cream...and Baskin Robins...and Dairy Queen... and ice cream...and pizza...and my own laptop...did I mention ice cream? ;P As you can see, my good friends, I am an: ICE CREAM LOVER and proud of it! Peace out y'all!
I am alive! I updated 'Hunters vs. Rangers' and 'Apollo's Diary'. I m hungry too...Ciao all! ] :) Smileys rule!
Wowz...me updated profile exactly ONE month ago...COOL! Just here to tell you all that I'm alive and well, and that I'm working on my stories, and I have recently updated 'The Demigod Chatbox' Chap. 5', so all DC fans, REVIEW!!!!!!!!!! :D
Love ya all, Ciao!
Eye Color: Kinda black-ish brown-ish.
Hair Color: Black
Personality: Outgoing, rebellious, STUBBORN, kind to family & friends, often violent, and lots more!
Wishes: That I have my own laptop and iPhone and mansion and ice cream.
Age: Between 10 and 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 XD
Favorite Books: PJO, HoO and Hunger Games, Diary of a Wimpy Kid
Favorite Singers/Artists: Taylor Swift, Selena Gomez, Flo Rida, One Direction
Artists That Are Ok (In my opinion): Justin Bieber, Carley Rae Jepsen, Carrie Underwood.
Justin Bieber: Beauty and A Beat, As Long As You Love Me.
Selena Gomez: Who Says, A Year Without Rain, Hit The Lights.
Taylor Swift: You Belong With Me, Mean, Mine, Story of Us, I Knew You Were Trouble, Better Than Revenge, We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together, 22, Girl At Home, Red, Speak Now, Sparks Fly.
Flo Rida: Club Can't Handle Me, Good Feeling.
One Directon: One Thing, What Makes You Beautiful, Live While We're Young
Favorite Movies: Bolt, Hunger Games, Tangled, Lorax, Despiceble Me, Ice Age 4, How To Train You Dragon, Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules, Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days, and a whole lot more!
Favorite Colors: Sky Blue, White, Purple, Yellow, and Light Green
Favorite TV Shows: Wizards of Waverly Place, Jessie, Good Luck Charlie
Things About Me:
MY PM BUDDIES!!
WRITING ONE SHOTS!!
My BEST FRIEND (besides Jesus)
Don't laugh...chewing gum. If ur laughing I WILL get revenge!! ;P
A lot of stuff that would take forever to write here. Going on!!
THE STUFF DOWN THERE IS COPY-AND-PASTE THINGIES!!
Annabeth : It's hard to believe you can teleport using a stick.
Hermione : This isn't a stick. It's a wand. You're the one to say. A cap that makes you disappear?
Annabeth : It's simple physics. Now tell me what is the science on the splitting of souls.
Hermione : Only after you explain to me the lack of DNA in all of you guys.
Annabeth : After you explain how to make things float with words and a wand.
Hermione : After you explain how a watch can become a giant shield.
Hermione : At least our boyfriends don't sparkle.
Annabeth : Right!
Bella : HEY!
Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't. Your life would probably not be as harsh as theirs.
If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.
Bold for what you like/do.
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a fire-fighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (I'm so ashamed to admit this...BUT YOU'LL NEVER KNOW WHO I AM! SO HA!!!!!!)
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movie's are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports is fun. (SWIMMING AND JUMPING AROUND CRAZILY WILL SOMEDAY DOMINATE THE WORLD! MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!!)
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink. (BAAAAAAAAAAARLEY!!!!! ALMOST NEEEEEEEVER!!!!!)
You go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheer-leading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid. (T_T)
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. (Take a picture of your friends after giving them an awful makeover= BLACKMAIL!)
Like being the star of everything.
Total: 7 Wow...I KNEW I WAS MORE OF A GUY!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
Your Godly Parent is...
You like being in charge.
You feel at home in the water.
You’re not that much of a people person.
0/10 (Does this mean I'm emo?!)
You own a garden.
You often start fights.
You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re very creative and artistic.
HUNTER OF ARTEMIS
You dislike boys in general.
You have a way with tools.
Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like pick pocketing your friends.
10/10 (YES! PRANKSTERS UNITE!!!!!)
You’re the life of the party.
If you rearrange the following words, you'll find that the same letters spell the given definition. Someone out there either has too much spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.
Dormitory: Dirty room
Astronomer: Moon starer
George Bush: He bugs Gore
The eyes: They see
Slot machine: Cash lost in me
Desperation: A rope ends it
Presbyterian: Best in prayer
Election results: Lies! Let's recount
Snooze alarm: Alas! no more z's
Eleven plus two: Twelve plus one
Mother in law: Woman Hitler
The Morse code: Here come dots
A decimal point: I'm a dot in place
This Was SOOOOOOOOOOO COOL. Press the down button on the computer and you'll see.
Told ya it was cool!
I LOVED READING THIS!! XD
I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the world to wonder how on earth you managed it.
If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.
I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.
Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Someday, we'll look on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Normal people scare me... But not as much as I scare them.
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.
If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating.
Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!
That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
When in doubt, push random buttons!
Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...
Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.
You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.
I respect your opinion, I just think its stupid.
It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.
There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.
The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good.
I'm not as dumb as you look.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
Sarcasm is one more service we offer.
Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.
Keep smiling; It makes people wonder what you're up to.
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
Always take the time to smell the roses... and sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.
If genius is 1 inspiration and 99 perspiration, I must be sharing elevators with a lot of bright people.
It's always darkest before dawn... So if you're gonna steal the neighbors newspaper, that's the time to do it.
It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown... and fewer still to ignore someone completely.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines.
I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on someone else.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
My father always said laughter is the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us ended up dying of tuberculosis.
It takes a big man to cry... But it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
When I'm feeling down I like to whistle... It makes my neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
Doors are on a house so you don't have to go through the windows.
If you can't get the skeletons out of your closet, you'd better teach them to dance.
Stupid is just a 5 letter word.
Don't ask me to think inside my head, because I lost my inside voice.
If you wish that people would just grow up and stop being racist, copy and paste this.
Here are some things that make you lol
1. Don't make me get out my flying monkeys.
2. Chaos, Panic & Disorder, my work here is done.
3. Don't meddle in affairs of dragons because in their world you are crunchy and go good with ketchup.
5. Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.
6. I do what ever my rice crispies tell me.
7. You're just jelous because the voices are talking to me.
8. Obedient women are never remembered in history.
9. I believe in dragons ,good men and other fantasy creatures.
10. My mind wandered and never came back.
12. Don't stell the government hate competition.
13. DO NOT start with me you will NOT win.
16. SARCASM a service I offer.
Are you a tomboy or a girly-girl?
What's your fave genre of music?
Depends on my mood.
Eh hem, I do believe I wrote it up there. I guess this is what I get for copying this.
Team Peeta or Team Gale?
Which Greek God is your parent?
Hmmm...I'd choose Poseidon.
Favorite book series'?
DUUUUDE!!!! JUST READ UP THERE!!! XD
Stiiiiiiil not telling!!
Do you have a love life?
Nope. End of discussion.
Down w/ hair pin or cap.
I'm not telling... sheesh. Didn't u read what I said up there? ;P
Male or Female?
Pants or Skirts
Do jeans count as pants? Cuz in my world they do. GO JEANS!!
Vans or Chucks?
WHY ON EARTH WOULD I TELL U!?!?!
Regular everyday outfit?
Summer: T-Shirt or tank top with shorts.
Winter: Long Sleeve or unless I want to, t shirt with jeans.
Waddup? Just kiddin. HII!!!!
What are you against?
It goes on and on and on...
Favorite Couples in:
Who is your best friend:
Wel her name is- wait a minute!! WHOOOOOOOO'S reading this?
Annoying my big brother (who doesn't? ;P)
Drawing random things
What are your fave sports?
Toughie, does roller skating count? If it doesn't, swimming or just running and jumping around. Don't laugh. I repeat, DON'T laugh.
Do you like Italian food?
Where are you from?
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
But who knows how Gollum came by that present, ages ago in the old days when such rings were still at large in the world? -The Hobbit, by J.R.R. Tolkien
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6:37 pm. ARGH! SOOOOOOOO CLOSE!
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The clanking of the dishes my dad's washing.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
This morning. Don't remember why...
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Other people's profiles. No, I'm NOT a stalker. I'm just being honest. I was looking for copy-and-paste stuff.
9. What are you wearing?
Black and white striped long sleeve with purple tank on top with jeans.
10. Did you dream last night?
Yes. I dreamt that I went back to my old city and met my BFF and we slid down rainbows and ate cotton candy and drank smoothies and the sky was purple-pink with pink fluffy clouds we slept on them and they were super soft and-I'm gonna shut up now. ;P
11. When did you last laugh?
When I read winonabcd's story 'The Golden Prank Book'. MUST READ.
12.What is on the walls of the room you are in?
White. So much white...with a some pics of friends.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Yes. I see my brother everyday. ;)
14. What do you think of this quiz?
Okay, I guess.
15. What is the last film you saw?
The Hunger Games.
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Lots of things that would take to long to write her. But to start, give some to donation.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
19. Do you like to dance?
20. George Bush:
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Skye or Cassie. (OMG! Cassie!)
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Skylar, Travis, Connor, Percy, Leo, Ryan, it goes on and on...
Wacky and Weird things about me:
I sing out loud all of a sudden to freak my brother out.
I am consider sarcasm a language.
And a WHOLE lot more that will take foreva to write here.
I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
whenever my heart fills with remorse
I promise to rememver Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says "Free Pony Ride"
I promise to remember Tyson
when a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
when a friend is afraid of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone who gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
when I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see somone who doesnt get along well with others
I promise to remember ZOE
when I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
when a limo passes my car
Yes, I promise to remember Percy Jackon and the Olympians wherever I may go
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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If you could read that put it in your profile!
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
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Percy Jackson and the Olympians Survey
1. Which book from the series was your favorite? Why?
2. Which Olympian god/goddess is your favorite? Least favorite?
Favorite: Poseidon Least Favorite: Ares
3. Which half-blood/mortal in the series is your favorite? Least favorite?
Favorite: PERCY JACKSON!!! Least Favorite: Octavian or Drew
Annabeth or Rachel?
Thalia or Luke?
Thalia, she's WAY more loyal.
Riptide or Backbiter?
Wisdom or the Sea?
Hmm, I'd take Sea
True or False (opinion based)
FALSE, TOTALLY FALSE!!!!!
I have read one of the books in less than 4 hours.
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„øº IS AWESOME!!! ºø„
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„øº IS AWESOME!!! ºø„
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.
If you're still waiting for your Hogwarts letter, copy and paste this on to your profile.
If you think Bellatrix is a cool name, copy and paste this on your profile.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever burst out laughing about something that happened last week, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever listened to a song so many times that you start randomly hearing it in a quiet place, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you are older and more mature, but you still act like a kid and are proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
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If you don't hear voices in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you just HATE HAVING A WRITERS BLOCK copy and paste this into you profile.
you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is, put this in your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If your profile is longer than most of the chapters in your stories, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you are against animal abuse, put this on your page.
If you solemnly swear you are up to no good copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid, post this on your profile.
I prefer solitude over company. Copy and paste this in your profile if you feel the same.
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If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
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If you're easily confused or confuzzled, add this to your profile.
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are weird, crazy, insane, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this to your profile.
If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever wondered who made up all the 'copy & paste this into your profile' thingies, copy & paste this into your profile!
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If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway, copy and paste this is your profile.
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If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table or wall for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile.
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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
18 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"
17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow, ugly!"
18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challenging people to a Jedi match.
Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things and add another one to the list!
35 Things to do in an Elevator
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "WHAT WRONG WITH YOU ALL?! SPEAK!!"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
32. Tell people that you can see their aura.
33. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
34. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
35. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."
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This Is A Christmas Song About Percy Jackson:
Crashing through the snow on an automation horse draw sleigh,
Over the shields we go, monsters exploding away,
Bells on Blackjack's wing, Riptide shining bright,
What fun it is to slash and swing our clubs and swords tonight,
Oh! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way,
Fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!
Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play,
Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid,
A dream or two ago, I saw a rising tide,
a horse and eagle fight,
a thunder bolt by my side,
the eagle got hit and sank,
some time the horse had bought,
Poseidon's face turned blank,
as he foiled Zeus' plot,
Oh! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way,
fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!
Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play,
Chewing heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid, Yay!
Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way,
fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!
Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play,
Chewing heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid.
I FREAKIN LOVE THIS!!! LOL!!!
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The Inner Titan!
Thank you all! :)
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