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Author has written 24 stories for Harry Potter, Young Wizards, Star Ocean, Lord of the Rings, Shadow Hearts, Discworld, Heroes, and Bleach. ~~CAT's section~~ BIG NEWS! 1-26-08 marked my seventh year on the site! (Although technically my real anniversary is 8-26-00 for my first penname, but I'm so mortified by it that I refuse to acknowledge its existence. -shudder- ) Anyways, Happy Birthday to us! I just made a new Bleach forum, Urahara Shoten, so go visit it! Also, check out my poll! You can vote for which of my many stories you think I should update next. And I'll probably even listen. Amazing! ------------------------------------------------- So, why don't we get to know each other better, dear reader? Do you like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain? If so, I hope you don't pass out and get pneumonia. ------------------------------------------- I'm convinced that... ...alpacas are awesome. ...the Wii is part of an ingenius Japanese plot to brainwash the world. Anime is too. That's why they're both so fun. ...your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. ...Naruto should be renamed "Oh, those crazy ninjas!" ...global warming is killing Santa. ...bunnies are sneaky secret plotters. What they're plotting, I don't know. They're that good. ...angst is lame. ...we need more cartoons like Pinky and the Brain. And more PBS for kids. Wishbone was the shiz. ...Ichigo Kurosaki secretly dyes his hair, which is why the series is called Bleach. ...that no one knows what an International Studies major is. ...the answer to the ultimate question of Life, the Universe, and Everything is 42. ...the legion of Mary-Sues is growing. Soon they will band together and take over fanfiction dot net. Scary. ...there is a Transcendental Pig. Unfortunately, it was Hogzilla, the giant hog that guy in the South caught. Guess we'll never know what the meaning of life is. ...Christopher Moore should have more fanfiction and fans. That man is crazy and I love him. ...For that matter, Christopher Moore and Stephen Lynch should somehow get together and merge their insanity in some kind of sweet collab. ...German is the best language to swear in. Too bad I can't speak it. Just try to be angry in French. It doesn't work well. At least scornful does. Le sigh. ...I'm going to Luxembourg in a year or less! XD -------------------------------------- Favorite TV show: Heroes rocks hard. So does Scrubs. I'm such a JD, in case you couldn't tell. Chuck is quickly replacing Scrubs as second-favorite, though. Pushing Daisies, Psych, the Soup and Reaper are also quality programming. Random Quotes: "You're not a loser... you're just a winner who hasn't won. Yet. Or ever..." "This is what cults do, you know. Deprive their converts of sleep so they'll be confused and vulnerable and more likely to do the stupid things you ask them to do. Like drink the Kool-aid. Is that what you're working up to?" Finally, CAT says... I love my reviewers a lot. -cyber hug!- ~~AMS' section~~ Well, I'm working on a fic...I haven't figured where the story is going yet, but it will be posted...sometime shortly...eventually...I hope Couplings: Bleach: Hitsugaya/Yachiru (Pure crack!), Ichigo/Rukia, Uryuu/Orihime, Yoruichi/Urahara, Rukia/Renji and others... Happy Reading and -ahem- reviewing! | |||||||||||
1. What The? » reviewsThe crew of Young Wizards have stumbled across the path of a very bored, very hyper author. What will happen to them and their sanity? A mini-chapter 12 has been added on a whim. A new insatiable internet feud has been created. Read to find out more.Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,312 - Reviews: 162 - Updated: 11-10-08 - Published: 3-15-022. Stasis reviewsIn light of a certain holiday, why not indulge in a romance fic? Just so you know, though, if this fic were candy, it'd be dark chocolate. Ch1- What happens to Ronan directly after Nita's super-stasis spell? Carmonan, slight NitKit. Happy VD, all!Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-13-083. Demented Drabbles reviewsDrabble 1: A fox and a floozy walk into a bar... Komamura/Matusmoto minifriendfic, now with a hundred and twenty percent of your daily recommended dose of crack humor and drunken debauchery per 8 ounce serving! What else would you expect from Matsumoto?Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-5-08 - Matsumoto R. & Komamura S.4. Birthday Wishes » reviewsNita's first birthday without her mom is coming up, and Kit struggles to break from the cycle of giving her inadvertantly horrible gifts. Can he admit his true feelings for her? And what happens when he consults Carmela for help? A chaotic fluff KN story.Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,285 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 12-20-07 - Published: 8-9-045. A Bleachy Christmas Carol » reviewsNo one in the Soul Society likes Mayuri Kurotsuchi ...AKA Captain Clownface. But Christmastime is here and he's about to get a crash course in holiday cheer from four mysterious spirits. Will it actually work? Read and find out! Spirit 1: Kisuke appears!Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,713 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 12-19-07 - Published: 12-12-07 - Mayuri K. & Nemu K.6. Amore e Morte » reviewsIt's another day at Karakura High, but even normal days are decidely strange there. Read on for your recommended daily value of cracktastic humor...Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 8-30-07 - Published: 5-31-077. Sidekicks reviewsSometimes evolution has to take a few wrong turns to get things right. So far we’ve only seen the heroes, but what about those evolutionary deadends— the sidekicks? Poor Mohinder doesn't know what he's about to get himself into...Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 3-10-078. Hogswatch Shoes reviewsA venture into shiny Discworld insanity, to the tune of Christmas Shoes. Despite the song, this is not a drama. At all. All our favorites from the City Watch try to help Vimes find a gift for his wife. This can't end well...Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-14-06 - Complete9. Sweet Nothings » reviewsElena Frahm's in her second year in college when Arzei, a dashing exchange student, transfers to Aquios and disrupts any semblance of balance in her life. Come on, you know you're an ElenaArzei shipper deep down inside.Star Ocean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,810 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-5-06 - Published: 3-14-0610. Of Toasters, Alnel, and Insane Fluff » reviewsPeppita's created a psychotic toaster who happens to have a crush on our favorite fanfiction trollop, Albel Nox. Add in kidnapping blackmail and matchmaking and Nox ends up engaged to her creation. Can anyone save him from his wretched fate? Probably not.Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,215 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 5-30-06 - Published: 10-2-0511. Finding Myself » reviewsWhen Nita is determined missing during an assignment, everyone loses hope but Kit who realizes just how much Nita meant to him. Meanwhile, Nita must rediscover herself after she wakes up with no memory of the past two years. KN fluffangst ahead!Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 5-30-06 - Published: 8-9-0412. The Adventures of Skirt Boy and Stabby Girl » reviewsWhat happens when you put five authors together with one prompt: Albel and Nel become Elicoor’s superheroes, Skirt Boy and Stabby Girl! More craziness than you can shake a Woltar at.Star Ocean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,255 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2-17-06 - Published: 2-3-0613. Je Mange les Petits Enfants reviewsThe title's in French because I have titleblock and everyone knows things are more romantic in French. Anyhow, this coupling will soon be the newest fad in Albel empire. It's the MirabelAlrage! Yes, I've done the unthinkable and coupled Albel and Mirage tStar Ocean - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-21-0614. Dear Diary reviewsA candid look at our favorite semievil swordman's diary. How many people are on his kill list? What does he really think of Fayt and Co.? How much time does he spend on appearance a day? Find out all this and more! Poor, poor Albel...Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 11-14-0515. Halloween Havoc reviewsCraziness and costumes. Fayt tells the Elicoorians about Halloween and Sophia and Mirage begin plotting. Add candy to the mix and... This should be interesting.Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,114 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-5-0516. Poker Face » reviewsLook, everyone! A DairineRoshaun fic! I promised, and here it is! Roshaun must return to his planet to become king, but what happens when he realizes that he has feelings for a certain wizard? Don't worry, it's KN too! Fluffiness for all!Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,071 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 10-2-05 - Published: 1-16-0517. I Vill Suck Your Blooood reviewsSH1. What're Yuri and co. supposed to do after they save the world? Turns out that living like normal people could be harder than expected, especially when you have to deal with meddling friends, vampire hunters, and, worst of all, love. MargareteKeith,AYShadow Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-5-0518. Friendly Competition » reviewsEver meet someone so infuriating that you aren’t sure if you should punch them or fall in love with them? This is precisely a young Mirage's problem when she first meets a certain fellow Klausian. A MirageCliff centric epic fic. Whee... chapter three's upStar Ocean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,628 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 6-15-05 - Published: 4-4-0519. Attack of the Killer Homunculi reviewsFayt and Co. whine about being created by the 4-D beings, but what happens when something sentient they’ve invented finds out the same thing? One thing’s for sure: the Homunculi aren’t as cute as they look. Plus, there's hungover Welch! Bwahaha...Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-17-0520. Lost » reviews-or- The Horrendous X-over from Hell. What happens when a plane full of the characters from our favorite (and least favorite) books and movies crashes on a remote desert island? This is no Survivor parody; just think of it as one big tangle of dementia...Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,784 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 11-7-04 - Published: 9-5-04 - Legolas21. Family Heritage » reviewsHarry finally turns sixteen, and he finds that his father left him a very special "gift" from his animagus days for Harry's 6th year. Now, any time that he's hugged by a member of the opposite sex, he turns into a stag. How cursed can one guy get?Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 8-31-04 - Published: 8-11-04 - Harry P. & Hermione G.22. Why Me? » reviewsHarry and Hermione switch bodies because of a minor mistake in Potions. Can they stand a week as each other? Completely revamped!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,752 - Reviews: 96 - Updated: 8-28-04 - Published: 12-8-01 - Harry P. & Hermione G.23. Legacy reviewsWe've all wondered the story behind Harry's inherited fortune. Beware what you wonder... When James finally decides to propose to Lily, the Marauders decide to go out with a bang. What happens when they get in over their heads? Pure, undiluted chaos.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-9-04 - Lily Evans P. & James P.24. Happy Little Barrel Land reviewsI don't own anything TT. I'm bad at summaries but it is a Precis and Ashton ficStar Ocean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-14-04
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