Hey, I'm Hiro, and I'm not much of a writer!

"Sooo, Ryuzaki. Hows that research coming?"

"Wonderful. How is Light-kun's fake research coming?"
"Great. How is your blatant staring at my ass when I'm not looking going there?"
"Phenomenal. How is Light-kun dealing with his slightly oversized thighs?"
"Are you saying my hips are big?"
"Slightly oversized is the correct term."
"It means fat, no matter how you say it."
"No, no, no Light-kun. I do not think that Light-kun's hips are fat. I think they are a very nice, slightly large size."
"Oh-gee, that makes it all the better Ryuzaki-san. You like my fat thighs. I should be so glad."
"Light-kun should be. I do not like everyone's hips."