Shin: Covers her mouth. Ok, who gave her the last of the cake?

Legolas blanches and tries to descreetly leave the room. Yami Bakura catches him.

Bakura: nice try pointy!

Jessica: You know, that can be interpreted in SO many wrong ways!

Bakura blushes as he scoots away from the tomato-red Elf

My favorite characters are Shin, Legolas, Piccolo and Mirai Trunks, but that's only the tip of the iceberg. I also like Gohan, Yami, Yugi, Bakura, Heero, Duo, Hiei, Kurama, Sailor Saturn, Hayate, Sasame, Kouga, Sesshomaru, Inuyasha, Kenshin, Youko Kurama, creepy Malik, and Sanosuke. If you've noticed, I've kinda got this thing for non-humans, don't I?

For fun, I'm learning how to speak Japanese. It's alot o' fun, and I've already learned about 50-70 words!

My first fic will be Wish Granted, and it's a loooooooooooong one. Basically, Shin, Piccolo, and Vegeta appear in our world, and it's up to me and my two friends Blkstrdragonball (Katie)and Draco Serpentinis (Susan) to get them home. This story have a ton of laughs, and will leave you either gasping in fright or gasping for air. A must read for anyone with time on their hands. I will warn you all, chapter six will force me to up the rating to R, so you been warned. Also, as a hint, I wrote chapter six originally during the war with Iraq. This may give you all a hint about the content of ch.6. You've be officially warned.

Okay, now that all of that is done, time for the quotes!

From DBZ:

"I can't wear this shirt, it's PINK!" Vegeta.

"You're nothing but a monkey!" Frieza.

"Hmpf, children, so easily amused." Vegeta.

"They go through all the trouble for a fight just for their own amusement! Wreckless!" Shin.

"I can't believe that moron actually did something useful!" Vegeta.

"I will never let you go!" Android #19.

"So, you want to see my sword?" Mirai Trunks.

"That's right amego, I'm your worst nightmare, live, in person, and ready to rumble, so if you think you stand a chance against a Super Saiyan, be my guest." Vegeta.

"God, what a waste of my babeatude. Do you know how many guys DREAM of me giving them a bath?" Bulma.

"Me eat you up!" Fat Buu.

"Are you CRAZY?" Babidi.

"Ok Goku, now try that again without your mouth full!" Piccolo.

"So instead of a tail, you've got something to help balance out on top?" Chibi Goku.

"Do not meddle in the affairs of Wizards; for they are subtle, and quick to anger." LoTR.

"Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons; for you are crunchy, and taste good with ketchup." Susan.

'Hey, make a note of this: Tails Grow Back!' Piccolo.

"Vegeta seems more agitated then bored, like he's got a bad case of hemeriods or something." Krillin.

Ok, now for the quotes from the Bible:

"Your Word is a lamp to my feet and a light to my path." Psalm 119:105

"For God so loved the world, that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life." John 3:16

"Be of good courage, and he shall strengthen your heart, all you who hope in the Lord." Psalm 31:24

"This is my comfort in my affliction, for your word has given me life." Psalm 119:50

"Yea, though I walk throught the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for You are with me: Your rod and Your staff, they comfort me." Psalm 23:4

"I am the Living One; I was dead, and behold I am alive for ever and ever! And I hold the keys of Death and Hades." Revelation 1:18

And now, quotes from 'Wish Granted.'

"We Bitches Just Don't Die Easily!" Jessica. Chapter 18.

"Cool. Can we go back and blow up FHS!" Katie. Chapter 4.

"I can't leave you here, my mom would kill me!" She looks over at Shin. "She'd probably kill you too, but that's besides the point." Jessica. Chapter 1.

"I'll teach you to blow up the moon, you BAKA!" Sailor Moon. Chapter 5.

"You just suck at destroying planets!" Katie. Chapter 18.

"No! Go away! He's Mine! My one, my own... My prrrecious!" Jessica. Chapter 3.

"Dude, did you know that your ears turn red when you're embaressed?" Katie. Chapter 3.

"YOU GOD DAMN KISAMAS! WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE LORD OUR GOD AND ALL THINGS SACRED DID YOU DO TO US?" Jessica. Chapter 4.

"And there in lies the monkey, right?" Jessica. Chapter 5.

"Ten bucks says that he talks about the 'Power of the Dark Side.' next!" Jessica. Chapter 18.

"USETHEFORCETRUNKS!" Jessica. Chapter 20.

"Please, no inter-species dating!" Susan. Chapter 18.

"TOUCHDOWN, SAIYANS!" Jessica. Chapter 18.

"Having fun girls?" Shin. Chapter 18.

"Ooooh, shiny!" Susan. Chapter 20.

"WIZARDISAWORDTHATRHYMESWITHLIZARDSOAWIZARDISALIZARDTURNEDINTOAMAN!" Jessica and Katie. Chapter 20.

"Fine my scaly dragon butt!" Susan. Chapter 19.

" DIE DEMON SPAWN, DIE!" Jessica. Chapter 20.

"Whatever it is, I didn't do it!" Katie. Chapter 21.

"...At least, I think I didn't. What did I do again?" Katie. Chapter 21.

"That's not the safest sport in the world, you know." Mirai Trunks. Chapter 11.

"Why'd you kill Bambi!" Susan. Chapter 22.

"Sorry I'm late, traffic out there, IS THAT THE SU-" Nat. Chapter 2.

"I'm Superman! Whooosh!" Katie. Chapter 22.

And now, finally, the quotes from our up and coming sequal to Wish Granted, 'Wish Granted II: Return of the Warriors.'

"It's sad; Heaven kicked me out, and Hell didn't want me 'cause they were I would take over." Katie. Chapter unknown.

"Oh, nothing I just, um, spiked the punch. . ." Susan. Chapter unknown.

"WHAT THE HELL?" Katie. Chapter unknown.

"I really did love you." Yokoshima Nikumu. Chapter unknown.

'Hehehehehe... Mission Accomplished.' Susan. Chapter Unknown.

"Cut the crap, oh blunt one." Jessica. Chapter Unknown.

Thump "Ow... Dammit, what's that wall doing there?" Jessica. Chapter Unknown.

How about quotes from 'The Eleven Companions'?

"EWWWW! Dwarf Breath!" Katie/Inwe. Chapter Four.

"They were once Men. Great Kings of Women. Then, Nessa, why are you laughing?" Aragorn. Bloopers from Chapter Two.

'By the Valar, I've fallen onto a legend... Literally!' Jessica/Nessa. Chapter Four.

"Take care of my step-cousin Estel. I've a feeling she shant be as 'healthy' soon." Inwe. Chapter 8.

I've been thinking about changing my name. Which sounds better, 'Taipon's theme' or 'Marry Me Mirai!'? Please tell me in your reviews.

Anyway, the cat is trying to eat my foot, so I need to defend myself.
Ja Ne my fellow authors!