Author has written 4 stories for Hey Arnold, Crash Bandicoot, and To Kill a Mockingbird.
Some Awesome Quotes and a Shitty Paragraph Below:
- "Move it football-head!" - Helga G. Pataki of Hey Arnold!
- "Uh-oh!" - Crash Bandicoot of Crash Bandicoot
- "Oh, shit just got fo real." - HeyArnoldfan7734 (a.k.a. me)
- "If you thought that was insane, then I guess I should tell you...insanity is only the beginning of it..." - HeyArnoldfan7734 (a.k.a. me)
My real name is classified! But I can tell you that it starts with a D. :) Anyway, I'm HeyArnoldfan7734 that's also the name of my DeviantART profile/account and the name of my Tumblr blog/account. I'm (error: age classified. Srsly, it is) but for some reason I always pretend to be 21-23 (I guess It has to do with the fact that I love the 90's way too much). I also hate it when '90's (the correct abbreviation for 1990s is '90s; when talking about something '90s related it's '90's) kids think that because you were born in the early '00s or late '90s, that automatically means you don't remember shit about the '90s. I find that untrue since I'm (a child whose age is srsly classified. HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, MY NAME ISN'T CLASSIFIED, I'M _!!!!11!!1 Lulz, I iz classified it permanently!!!!1!!!1 XD ) and I remember a SHITLOAD of '90s shows, movies, sayings (for example: Da Bomb; I'm not joking, my sister used that saying frequently and I still remember), and other shit. I lurves Hey Arnold! (if you didn't already notice)! I also extremely lurve writing mediocre HA! fan-fic. I also lurve to write mediocre fiction in general (I hate non-fiction, unless it's facts about Hey Arnold! or something else like that). Here's a hint lurve=love. :) Anyway That's really all I have to say so...bye filthy humans (random reference to Invader Zim!). :)
Anyways, on a more serious note, I'm one of those weirdos who generally isolates them self from everyone in society except for social outcasts (social outcasts are cool, unlike the majority of popular retards who are a waste of space). Hint: I'm the one who wears jackets ALL THE F*CKING TIME, has no expression whatsoever, walks with a slouch (most of the time, at least), most likely has a high I.Q., and bitches nonstop about popular people, preppy people, and society (or, to make things easier, think of me as a younger, male, version of Daria). Come find me at a local vintage store today (I'm not a hipster and I hate hipsters; hipsters are old media posers) (note: you can find me in the video game section of these vintage stores; I'll be in the Playstation 1/N64 aisle). ;)
(Anyone who realized that I said "MY NAME ISN'T CLASSIFIED, I'M _", instead of "MY AGE ISN'T CLASSIFIED, I'M 12" gets a cookie)
About This Month's (or week's) Poll:
Sincerely, Who else?
VERY important note: I have deleted Hey Helen! so, as of now, voting is done. I have both closed the poll and removed it from my profile, however I'm keeping the above message until I put up another poll. That is all.
My top ten favorite Hey Arnold! episodes:
#1. "Helga on the Couch"
#3. "The Journal"
#5. "Girl Trouble"
#6. "Helga's Parrot"
#7. "The Flood"
#8. "Helga's Masquerade"
#9. "April Fool's Day"
#10. "Chocolate Boy"
Story Updates Below:
(Note that I AM continuing my two stories Helga's Dillema and Just One Kiss, I'm also starting a new story called Hey Helen!, as well.)
(Note that I HAVE written the 6th chapter of Helga's Dillema, but I'm still working on Just One Kiss, and I'm thinking of scraping it. I've also started writing Hey Helen!, but the first "chapter" really isn't a chapter, it's just a list of facts of what happened to Hillwood and the characters, I wrote it to make the story more understandable once I actually write it.)
(Thinking of quitting Just One Kiss, and I'm going to start a new Crash Bandicoot fan-fic.)
(I've already planned a sequel to Cortex Returns, planning on calling it N. Gin's Rage, and I've only written the prologue and chapter 1. How Crazy is that?) XD
(Submitted chapter 1 of Hey Helen!) :D
(Submitted chapter 2 of Hey Helen! and working on a new Hey Arnold! fan-fic one-shot called The Dance!) :D
(Submitted The Dance, but unlike I planned, it's not a one-shot, I decided to make it a full-blown story since it was getting long and out of hand to be just a silly little drabble.) :D
(Deleted Hey Helen! and Helga's Dilemma; I was too overwhemled with so many fics to write all at the same time, besides, Helga's Dilemma and Hey Helen! were both crap.)
(Meh, I think HeyArnoldfan7734 is a pretty cool guy, eh kills your mind with annoying jokes and doesn't afraid to never finish a single story... >.>)
*Random info about me, below*
Some personal info below:
Mah name: I'm not telling strangers that!
Birthday: December 18. Sorry, the age is srsly classified as of now. You'll have to PM me and ask to know now. TROLOLO. :P Anyone who knows, however, well...good for you. ;)
Gender: I'm a dude. Hint: Dude means male.
Personality: I guess you could say I have Bi Polar Disorder (however, I don't know if I really do; I was giving an example) since my personality varies/changes a lot. Although I do believe that I actually have Ultradian Bipolar I Disorder, and don't take the previous sentence as offesnive (as many Bi-polar individuals hate it when people say "zOMG I iz so Bipolarz tuday bcuz mah mood changed 1 time" or "zOMG, I iz so Bipolarz bcuz mah mood changez a few timez 1nce evry five yeerz). Although Borderline Personality Disorder, Avoidant Personality Disorder, Dissocial Personality Disorder (ICD's equivalent of Antisocial Personality Disorder. I don't, however, fit APD), Social Anxiety Disorder, Dysthymia, Depressions, among other disorders are obvious in me, as well. Generally I'm extremely shy, and socially anxious, so I have trouble socializing with others I haven't already, somehow, become friends with. I also tend to rarely smile, it depends on which side of my personality I'm on, and I get very upset easily. Other times, mainly on the internet where I know no one can see me therefore my shy side automatically "turns off", I'm very bubbly/ hyper/weird. I'm somewhat misanthropic, however, I don't "hate all humans/human behaviors", I don't hate anyone really, I just hate the "human behaviors" most people of my generation demonstrate. Most people of my generation have bad taste in music, movies/TV, video games, with the exception of books. They all kiss the mainstream media's ass and hate everything underground/non-mainstream. I hate the "popular people" the most though, they take friendship for granted, because they have over 9,000 (yes I'm using an old, overused, meme) friends. They also have been in at least 100 (another meme...) "relationships", note: they're as old as me, yet these "relationships" last a week, and there's also the fact that they probably don't know what love really is. So that was long and boring. XD
Zodiac sign: Sagittarius (Sagies are da bomb!)
Religion: Mah mom's Christian and mah dad's Muslim (no, he doesn't fly planes into buildings. Okay, disregard that joke, that was a bit too cold..Sorry.), I'm not sure what I am, I'm somewhat Atheist (Since I'm not one for fairy tales...No offense!),but I consider myself more agnostic really.
I.Q.: Unknown/higher than the average person's (or at least I think so...)/most likely dumb, but with an inflated intellectual ego.
A.Q.: I probably have Asperger Syndrome (if I ever do get diagnosed, I won't be surprised. If not AS than I prolly have some other shit, like High-Functioning Autism.)
Diseases: Type 1 Diabetes (a.k.a. Diabetes for people under the age of 18, a.k.a. Diabetes in which the victims are not fat-asses), Asperger Syndrome (Without a doubt), Depression (Likely), Dysthymia (Most likely), Social Anxiety Disorder (Without a doubt), Avoidant Personality Disorder (without a doubt...), Borderline Personality Disorder (don't get me started), Bi-polar Disorder (Very, very obvious. If I do have it, then Depression and Dysthymia are ruled out. But I still fit the criteria for those too? Oh forget it, I'm a basket case), Avoidant Personality Disorder, Dissocial Personality Disorder, Hypochondirasis (I think all of you could tell either way..), Fibromyalgia, among other crap.
Sanity Level: Ranges daily; can be anywhere between -98 to 84 (WARNING: Sanity level is usually at -98, naw, actually it's over - 9,000!).
GIVE-A-CRAP-O-METER: Words cannot express how low I am on this meter; if it weren't for my possible SAD/AvPD, I would be on -1,000 on this meter...
Super powers: Ability to weird out people, ability to lack most nonverbal communication, ability to see dumb people EVERYWHERE (Srsly. These dumb people call themselves "popular people"), ability to read high-leveled adult books despite being an adolescent, ability to write shitty stories, ability to EAT ALL DA CHOCOLATE (kudos to SuprSingr for all her awesome quotes), ability to EAT ALL DA FOOD, ability to play video games for hours on end, ability to be extremely shy, ability to read more than I watch TV, ability to have an urge to prove others wrong/be a smarty pants, ability to never smile (with exceptions), ability to somehow make people think I'm mean when I'm really just shy (ex: never say hi to anyone with a few exceptions of waving rarely and even rarer, actually saying hi, this makes some think of me as mean/anti-social, but in all reality I fail to do stuff like that because I'm too damn shy (See "ability to be extremely shy"), ability to be mentally ill, ability to be insane, ability to be Bi-polar/batshit insane, ability to be Borderline, ability to have over 9,000 mental disorders, ability to smell...
Super powers (that I want): Ability to fly, ability to completely incinerate all dumb people, ability to fly, ability to EAT ALL DA VEGETABLES, ability to EAT ALL DA FRUIT, ability to have more friends, ability to skip five grades, ability to socialize normally, ability to have nonverbal communication instead of lacking it (See "ability to socialize normally"), ability to be normal, ability to smell really good...
Lives in: The state of Missouri in the United States, if I were to tell you more I'd have to kill you.
Interests: Hey Arnold! (XD), Daria (I'm f*cking obsessed with that awesome show!), Television (XD), The Internet (XD...again), drawing, writing, reading, talking (XD), Video games (XD).
Status: I'm forever alone, sadly (Update: congrats to me, I went up a social level; I'm not forever alone, but I'm now officially a social outcast who isolates them self from retards). :(
Some less personal info below:
Favorite author/authors on Fanfiction.Net or DeviantART (or both XD): Brokenrose24, HAFanForever, and Sokai
Favorite professional author/authors: Suzanne Collins, Rick Riordan, J.K. Rowling, Edgar Allen Poe, Lee Harper, S.E. Hinton, J.D. Salinger, Margaret Mitchell, etc.
Favorite story/stories on Fanfiction.Net or DeviantART (or both XD): The Drivein Needs AC, Nightmares 1 and 2
Favorite books: The Hunger Games Trilogy, The Percy Jackson Trilogy, The Harry Potter Trilogy, To Kill A Mockingbird, The Catcher In The Rye, The Outsiders, That Was Then, This Is Now (Note: That Was Then, This Is Now aren't separate books, it's one book. Just wanted to clear that up, since it has a comma in the title), Gone With The Wind, Cut, and Girl, Interrupted (The previous is one book, with a comma in the middle).
Favorite shows: Hey Arnold!, Rugrats, Aaahh! Real Monsters, Ren and Stimpy, Kablam!, CatDog, The Angry Beavers, (old) Spongebob, Invader Zim, Doug,
Favorite movies: Good Burger, National Lampoons European Vacation, Austin Powers, American Pie, Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, Halloween (Halloween 1, 2, 4, 5, and H20) etc.
Favorite food: Pizza (pepperoni pizza from Pizza Hut, or homemade), Tacos (Tacobell or homemade), Mac 'n' Cheese (homemade), Spaghetti (homemade), etc.
Favorite Fast food: Pizza (pepperoni pizza from Pizza Hut, or homemade), tacos (Tacobell, or homemade), Chicken Nuggets bitches (from McDonald's)! I LURVES McDonald's, and I also LURVES Pizza Hut, and Tacobell!
Favorite desserts: Ice Cream (chocolate of course), Chocolate cake (what'd you expect? XD), Chocolate in general (I'm like chocolate kid from Hey Arnold! XD). Ode to chocolate cake! XD
Favorite mealtime: Dinner!
Favorite Holiday/holidays: Halloween
Favorite music: Pretty much all music between 1950-2005, 80's is my favorite, I like Classic Rock/Classic Metal (Glam Metal, Glam Rock, Early Metal) ('60s-'90s, preferably pre-Glam Classic Rock ['70s] , Grunge, Pop ('50's-early '90's), Disco, Techno ('80's-'90's) (disregard what was said earlier; I hate all Techno), Dance Music ('80's-'90's), etc. I like Classic Rock/Classic Metal the most out of all!
Favorite artist(s), and band(s): Journey, Aerosmith, Guns 'n Roses, Def Leppard, Foreigner, Nirvana, Pearl Jam (I like to jam out to Peral Jam like it's 1997. XD), J. Geils Band, Nazareth, Bon jovi, Metallica, way too much to list.
Literally my favorite artist(s)/band(s): Billy Joel, Led Zeppelin, Heart (preferably their '70s songs), and Queen.
Favorite quotes: "Move it football-head!" - Helga G. Pataki of Hey Arnold!.
"It was me, I was the turkey all along!" - GIR of Invader Zim.
"When in doubt, kill everyone." - SuprSingr of FanFiction.Net, DeviantART, Twitter, and other shitty websites.
"When in doubt, eat ALL DA CHOCOLATE!" - SuprSingr again.
"When in doubt, laugh loud enough that you can't hear your doubts anymore." - What a surprise, SuprSingr again.
"You dumb babies!" - Angelica Pickles of Rugrats.
"I see dumb people" - SuprSingr
"I'm so depressed I can't even blink" - SuprSingr
"Too much sanity may be madness. And maddest of all, to see life as it is and not as it should be!"
My quotes: "Fate is a horrid bitch that likes to screw with us all, from time to time." and
"I like to jam out to Pearl Jam, just like it's 1997 all over again." as well as,
"I like tacos!" (that's also one of GIR's quotes!) XD and my favorite one,
"If you thought that was crazy, then I guess I should tell you that... insanity is just the beginning of it."
*Some Random Messages and some Random Shit, below*
Recent Messages of a Month/Week:
Message for the month of September (not the message below, but the one under that):
That's all folks!
Sincerely, HeyArnoldfan7734 (a.k.a. Me)
Current Message of the month of September:
That's all folks!
Sincerely, HeyArnoldfan7734 (a.k.a. Me)
Update: I will probably no longer continue Current Message/ Recent Message of [insert month] Month thing anymore. Sorry peeps.
Miscellaneous: I LOVE everything old-school!
Miscellaneous: I'm a lunatic (hint: this word means that I'm not normal, but if I'm a lunatic then you're a megalomaniac. XD)!
Miscellaneous: HeyArnoldfan7734: Sponsored by The 90s Are All That, just kidding, or, to be precise, I wish. XD
Random Update (5/10/12): Building the road to becoming a Betareader...
Random Update (5/13/12): I finally started uploading art on DeviantART! XD
Random Update (5/14/12): I will add new chapters to Helga's Dilemma and Just One Kiss, I'm just far to busy to do so now. And I'm working on a new story called Hey Helen!, it's about Arnold and Helga's daughter Helen, and I have a picture of Helen posted on DeviantART, if any of you are interested. :)
Random Update (5/16/12): I'm bored...
Random Update (5/18/12): School's effing over! YES!!!!
Random Update (5/19/12): I just wrote and uploaded chapter 6 of Helga's Dilemma! I also wrote and uploaded chapter 1 of Hey Helen! (that is, if you can call it a "chapter".) I'm not too sure about continuing Just One Kiss, though...
Random Update (5/19/12): I'm now an official Betareader! So if you want me to proof-read one of your fan-fiction stories just check out mah Betareader profile and then submit a request for me to read a story! After that I'll make a connection with you one DocX then you can send me the document of the story through DocX and I'll proof-read it. :)
Random Update (5/29/12): I've written the Prologue and Chapter 1 of my new Crash Bandicoot fan-fic, called Cortex Returns. :)
Random Update (5/29/12): 25 Deviations on DeviantART, hellz ya! :D
Random Update (5/30/12): Finally submitted chapter 1 of Hey Helen! :)
Random Update (6/1/12): The hell is on your shirt? - SuprSingr of FanFiction.Net, DeviantART, Twitter, and some other shitty websites.
Random Update (6/4/12): Mah profile has been undergoing many updates, edits, and face-lifts, and most likely more will be in store in the near future, in a galaxy, far, far away. Lol wut? XD
Random Update (6/4/12): Freaking crapbubbles everyone, freaking crapbubbles! It turns out I've lost my glorious mind to the hands of time, freaking crapbubbles! XD
Random Update (6/7/12): Submitted chapter 1 of The Dance! :)
Random Update (8/15/12: Well I haven't updated the ol' profile in a while so I thought, why not? Anyways, I deleted two stories, I'm sure someone has to have noticed, because, they're shit. Oh, and I also couldn't handle writing so many stories at the same time so I had to delete at least two. Note: please ignore previous, childish, messages that are above and below this message; I used to be much more childish back then.
Random Update (9/11/12): HAHAHA, DISREGARD THE PREVIOUS MESSAGE, I'M STILL CHILDISH AS HELL AN' PROUD! Growing up is lame anyways, you have to pay bills; go to College (maybe); pay bills from College; get a job; pay more bills; have kids; facepalm yourself after realizing your kids are retarded; grow old, then die. My life so far, and my possible future: Born; went to school; still in school (in 7th grade); hate almost everyone, because most people in my school have one-sided opinions, are retarded, are mean, have no empathy, claim to not be bullies, but are still mean; graduate from high school; got to College; pay College bills; graduate; get a job; pay more bills; hate myself for being ugly and being incapable of finding love; have no friends; have no kids; *forever alone*; die.
Random Update (11/20/12): I actually logged in after a long time off and updated my profile. Hurray.
Random Update (12/4/12): I think profile is a pretty cool guy, eh kills you with how long, boring, and trying too hard personality and doesn't afraid to update and make profile over 9,000 pages long.
*Me on other shitty, Social-Networking, websites. Links are below*
Me on DeviantART:
Me on Youtube:
Me on Tumblr:
Me on Gmail: I'm not telling you people that! If you really want to know send me a Private Message, that way the entire universe won't know.
Me on Google-Plus: Once again, send me a Private Message if you really want to know; I might consider telling you (prolly knot; hoo wood telll tat ehkneewayz, amirite?)
*More Random Shit, below*
Song dedicated to chocolate cake:
Post this to your profile if the sound of a bus passing randomly is enough to make you burst into laughter.
Amidst all the madness, you must stop and wonder... What must the neighbors think?
*Epic Pairings, below*
Brainy/Astrid (Astrid is an OC of SuprSingr)
Phil/Sarah (Phil is an OC of SuprSingr and I have an OC by that name to! Phil and Sarah are OCs created by SuprSingr and writergirl97)
Phil/Sara (SuprSingr's OCs)
Phillip/Susan (My OCs. Everyone calls Phillip by the name of Phil, btw. Susan is his girlfriend and they live together in an apartment on the east side of New Hillwood)
Andrew/Maggie (My OCS. Andrew is the youngest Shortman kid. Maggie is the youngest kid of Walter and Margaret and her brother is Andrew. Maggie has a LARGE crush on Andrew, Maggie's older brother, Albert, has a LARGE crush on Helen, Helen has a LARGE crush on Snotty, Andrew has a LARGE crush on Samantha, my head is getting DIZZY! XD)
Andrew/Samantha (My OCs. Andrew is the youngest Shortman kid. He has a LARGE crush on Samanthat (a.k.a. Sammi.)
Albert/Helen (My OCs. Helen is the middle child of the Shortman family. Albert is the oldest child of Walter and Margaret.)
Snotty/Helen (My OCs. Helen is the middle child of the Shortman family, as stated before a million times. She has a LARGE crush on Snotty.)
Snotty/Angel (My OCs. Snotty and Angel use to both love each-other, but then Angel realized he was an asshole. Snotty is the only child of Stinky and Lila. Angel is the youngest kid of Rhonda and Curly.)
Amanda/Chris (OCs of SuprSingr.)
Lol, why do I have SO many OCs? XD
*Disclaimers For My Stories, below*
I, sadly, DO NOT own the Crash Bandicoot franchise, but just like with Hey Arnold!, I will, someday I will...*evil laugh again* *devious smile after the laugh ends*
Those are all the Disclaimers, for now...*a third evil laugh*
Message about my Profile:
I got the idea of my profile "layout" from everyone who has made paragraph profiles and from everyone who has made those profiles where you make a list of things about you and from everyone who's profile consists mainly of random shit nobody cares about, but may be slightly funny, or just plain stupid. So basically my profile "layout" is a "Paragraph Random Shit List," lulz. All credit goes to people who have made those kinds of profiles. Some credit goes to SuprSingr and some credit goes to HAFanForever, for example. Goodbye for now...:)
*Links to crap, below*
Link to an awesome song about a guy who misses eating Chocolate Cake:
Link to an awesome song about some geek who never experienced having a girlfriend:
Link to an awesome song that's about the same thing as the link to the song above:
Link to an awesome song; my favorite song:
Link to an awesome song; my new favorite song:
Link to an awesome song about something having to do with head games:
Link to an awesome song that's the un-official theme song of hookers everywhere:
Link to some fat chick singing about sitting on the toilet:
Link to fat people falling:
Link to the Derp Song:
Link to Trololololol (a.k.a. The Troll Theme Song):
Link to "OMG, who the hell cares?!":
Link to a video that can help you learn how to masturbate:
Link to the best of season 1 of Drawn Together:
Link to some song about strippers or something:
*End of My Profile Messages, below*
Well I guess this is the end of my profile (not the end as in me never going on again, but it's literally the end! XD). That's all folks. I'm really gonna miss you deranged lunatics! *sob sob* :( Btw, enjoy my weird, (not)funny, fake, goodbye messages. XD
Hey what the hell are you still doing here? I thought I told you creeps to leave!
For the last freaking time would you stalkers leave? I'm sorry to say this but this truly is the end...of my profile...literally...for now. *sob sob* :(
Listen you buckos, would you leave this dude alone, or you'll have to listen to ol' Betsy instead of me. See this here guy, well his profile, it's the end of it...literally, so listen up, quit reading it there's no more to it, this is the end of the line! There is only one stalker in this town, her name is Helga, Helga G. Pataki!
Sincerely, Helga G. Pataki
Don't forget to breathe. Don't forget to smile. Don't forget to be true to yourself. And don't forget to leave the toilet seat up so dumb chicks can fall in.
-A brilliant saying from SuprSingr (A person I "borrow" quotes from).
TL;DR: I'm a psychotic weirdo with possible mental/social problems who writes shitty stories to escape reality. I also give out TMI on internet profiles. My profile mainly consists of shit nobody cares about; so do my stories, and so does my life. I wrote this article while I was in a very high manic episode. If you want to read a funny profile go see SuprSingr's (though she changes it frequently, so sometimes it's funny and other times it's meh...No offense SuprSingr!).
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