FancyFreeThinker101
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since: 04-06-12, id: 3887765, Profile Updated: 06-09-13
Author has written 32 stories for Harry Potter, Little Women, Charles Dickens, Keeping Up Appearances, Avengers, Hercule Poirot series, Megamind, and Rocky Horror.

Allo.

Here's the basics.

Likes: Dickens, Steinbeck. Nabokov, Christie, Smith, Austen, cats, tea, cheese, cold, chocolate, politics, Catholicism, religion in general, dirty jokes, Teddy Roosevelt, Calvin Coolidge, Harry Truman, Florence and the Machine, Blink 182, CAKE (the band and the food), Nirvana, Regina Spektor

Dislike: Political Correctness, 'poison pen' biographies, sausage, steak, seafood, Fifty Shades of Grey, Twilight Saga, dogs, horses, summer, sun, artificial people, Woodrow Wilson, Clinton, rap, country, hipsters

Currently Reading: Thomas Pynchon's Gravity's Rainbow

Currently Bewildered by: Thomas Pynchon's Gravity's Rainbow

Fan fiction Dislikes: Mpreg, incest, twincest, orgies, three, four, five, six, seven-somes (and above), OOC, cliché description, Mary Sue, TENSE INCONSISTENCIES, slash (with occasional exceptions), badly-done porn

Fan fiction Likes: Romance, humor, lightness, gravity, insanity, originality, Professor Bhaer (if possible)

Obsessions: literature, writing, cats, Presidents, Pickwick, men (Bhaer, Brad Majors, Gilbert Blythe, Bernard from Megamind), Rocky Horror Picture Show

Original work is here .

http://www.fictionpress.com/u/835926/WordStalker500

Oh, and here.

http://figment.com/users/227403-Punk-my-Dickens

Feel free to PM me if you like, and do not hesitate to review.

--FancyFreeThinker101


1. Aching Souls reviews
"Lily…Lily, let's do something insane." Her head turns, and the jagged silhouette of her cheek against the cold diamond night shatters. "Like what?" You lean in, your breath wild and hard and loose as her fluttering hair. "Let's get married."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-10-13 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete
2. Geek USA reviews
You have a conviction that the two of you could be art. You are only a face and a name, but her hair swings and pulls around the burning white of her throat as she runs and you want to be entangled in her glory. JPLE Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-7-13 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete
3. Pondering in the Rain reviews
In which Professor Bhaer puzzles over the inexplicable emotions of Mees Marsch. Occurs during Under the Umbrella. Jo/Bhaer. Drabble.
Little Women - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-27-13 - Jo & Prof. Bhaer - Complete
4. The Woes of the Infernally Wed » reviews
Because living with Bernard is always bound to cause trouble... A most probably shorter sequel to Woes of the Eternally Bored. Promises to show more Megamind than its predecessor. Will be M for adults doing adult things in chapters to come. Please read and review!
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,205 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 5-24-13 - Published: 11-19-12 - Bernard
5. Some Terrible Thrills reviews
Heat rushed to her cheeks for a moment and she turned away, dismissing him as just another Aw-shucks All-American dork. She was Janet Weiss, rather pretty and very blonde, and she wanted more than that. Brad/Janet. Oneshot.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-22-13 - Janet W. & Brad M. - Complete
6. Oh My God reviews
His fingers tap out a rapid thump, thump, thump on your prickling skin or maybe it's just the banging of your gunmetal heart, the one which is going faster faster faster faster as you push into and pull against each other. HPGW ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-9-13 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete
7. Blue Lips, Blue Veins reviews
He's all heat and burning and painful innocence, and you are all calculation and desperation and a misplaced hatred that smells like lust. JPLE ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-5-13 - James P. & Lily Evans P.
8. Can't Can't Can't reviews
But he can't die. He can't die. You clutch at the wood of his crib until the joints in your fingers ache and let mascara slide spider legs down your taut, taut cheeks. Something in your head is screaming. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-25-13 - Harry P. & Lily Evans P.
9. When Words Fail reviews
He's James Potter, and he walks the halls a considerate egotist, and he defies description. JPLE oneshot. Some foul language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-24-13 - James P. & Lily Evans P.
10. All This And Heaven Too reviews
The "not empty anymore" kiss from Under the Umbrella. Jo/Bhaer oneshot.
Little Women - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-18-13 - Jo & Prof. Bhaer - Complete
11. And It Was All Yellow reviews
In which FFT101 wanted to write a fluffy WOTEB oneshot to the Coldplay song 'Yellow' and proceeded to do so with reckless abandon. Expect no plot.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-17-13 - Bernard - Complete
12. While Earth Orbits Mars reviews
But there's Mars in his mouth and when he tells you he loves you your head hurts and incredulity trickles like sweat down your back, along your cleavage. HPGW ONESHOT. Experimental, inspired by Queen Nightingale's Astronaut Boots but not nearly as good. Read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-9-13 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete
13. For The Simple Sake of Quiet reviews
Sharp is absurd and emotional, and Bernard merely wants to preserve the peace...right? Fluffy Oneshot, corresponds to Woes of Eternally Bored. Please read and review!
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-25-13 - Bernard - Complete
14. The Sound of Silence reviews
Once Jo is gone, he finds her absence oddly annoying. Set between when Jo leaves and Bhaer's return. Jo/Bhaer. ONESHOT.
Little Women - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-24-13 - Prof. Bhaer - Complete
15. The Girl, The Broom, and Their Common Factor reviews
All your life, only two things you've ever wanted have eluded you: a Firebolt and Hermione Granger. You're determined to change that. DM/HG ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-30-12 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete
16. Dancing Naked in Dobby's Tea Cozy » reviews
In the midst of misery, with a dead brother, a broken family, and a head full of guilt, Percy Weasley never expected to fall in love. Particularly not with that strange, slightly-too-familiar Muggle, Audrey... A fiction about a romance we as a fandom know nothing about. Post DH, before Epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,197 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 12-22-12 - Published: 8-31-12 - Audrey W. & Percy W.
17. Mein Professorin » reviews
A series of drabbles about Jo and her Fritz, from his perspective. Takes place after the book. Rating may be subject to change. Please read and review!
Little Women - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-19-12 - Published: 11-18-12 - Jo & Prof. Bhaer
18. As Sharp Saw It » reviews
A couple of quick one-shots from Gwen's perspective, read if you have read The Woes of The Eternally Bored. T for romantic happenings which Bernard did not appreciate. Bernard/OC.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-6-12 - Published: 8-23-12 - Bernard
19. Repeating Decimal reviews
Maybe it's not love, but it's not just idolizing—it's some fumbling fraction in between, some obscure, repeating decimal between one and two. ONESHOT. HPxGW. M for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-31-12 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete
20. The Woes of the Eternally Bored » reviews
Bernard has never had a lover, nor a friend, nor even an acquaintance. Yet this state of affairs may soon change when a persistent young woman enters his life and refuses to leave him alone... Set Post Movie. COMPLETE. Please read and review!
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 43,641 - Reviews: 118 - Updated: 8-31-12 - Published: 6-5-12 - Bernard - Complete
21. Borrowing Bernard reviews
Bernard has never taken a day off of work-that is, not until Gwen has need of him. Only read if you have read The Woes of the Eternally Bored. Takes place afterwards. T for adults doing adult things, but not in a terribly explicit manner. ONESHOT. Just for kicks. Please read and review!
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-30-12 - Bernard - Complete
22. His Favorite Thing reviews
Friedrich Bhaer loves many things about Jo March...but this one in particular continually catches his attention. Quite a short little drabble about the best man in the book, in my opinion. Oneshot. Bhaer/Jo. T for lightly implied things of a lightly implied nature.
Little Women - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-22-12 - Prof. Bhaer & Jo - Complete
23. A Whirling Evolution reviews
The first time you saw her, she meant nothing to you. It took you nearly 6 years to change that. ONESHOT. HP/GW. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-17-12 - Harry P. & Ginny W.
24. Friedrich Thinks reviews
Friedrich Bhaer may be Old Fritz, but he still wants to haff and hold Jo March-whether he admits it or not. Written before Under the Umbrella, onehsot. JoxBhaer. M because I'm somewhat paranoid.
Little Women - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-30-12 - Prof. Bhaer - Complete
25. How to Seduce Hercule Poirot reviews
Even the little grey cells are no match for les femmes...told from the view of the faithful Hastings.
Hercule Poirot series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-26-12 - Hercule Poirot
26. An Evening In Bed reviews
A brief one-shot between Loki and an OC. Enjoy and please review!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-25-12 - Loki - Complete
27. She Wants To Be A Nun reviews
Once again, Rose is overcome with her divine calling, and the whole family must hear of it. Just for fun. Enjoy!
Keeping Up Appearances - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-25-12 - Onslow & Rose
28. Dammit, Granger! » reviews
Granger. Ever since her first day, her anal perfection has been a thorn in his side...and now, just as he's nearly rid of her, a new problem surfaces...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 4-14-12 - Published: 4-13-12 - Hermione G. & Severus S.
29. A Meeting of the Marauders reviews
Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs offer their compliments to the reader and invite he or she to call Severus Snape an enormous git. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-11-12
30. Much Ado About Widders reviews
A little, heartfelt dialogue between our friend Mr. Samuel Weller and his beloved progenitor. Please read and review!
Charles Dickens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-11-12
31. The Bhaer and The Goose reviews
All her life, Jo March has been in and out of fantastic scrapes-but this may be one she won't be the master of. Little fluffy one-shot, please give feedback!
Little Women - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-10-12 - Prof. Bhaer & Jo - Complete
32. The Color Lilac reviews
Gilderoy Lockhart is convinced Severus Snape is in denial, and does his utomost to lend a hand. Brief one-shot about what transpires. Please be gentle-it's my first fanfic! Thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-9-12 - Severus S. & Gilderoy L. - Complete