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Author has written 9 stories for Slayers, and Fushigi Yuugi. Favorite Quotes: "Fighting to die is stupid. Men always talk about stupid things like 'backbone' and 'honor' before throwing their lives away! When you die--that's it! It's all over, folks. You can't take honor to the grave!" ~ Lina Inverse - Slayers - #1 The Ruby Eye Alan Rickman: I've never been able to plan my life. I just lurch from indecision to indecision. Oscar Wilde: Anybody can sympathise with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friend's success. Jon Stewart: Baracknophobia is definied as the irrational fear of hope. Winston Churchill: Kites rise highest against the wind -- not with it Evee (V for Vendetta): Artists use lies to tell the truth while politicians use them to cover the truth up. Urahara (Bleach): When a weakling enters enemy territory, they call that "suicide". To save Kuchiki-san? You gotta grow up. Don't use other people as an excuse to die. Kongzi: Do not be concerned that no one has heard of you, but rather strive to become a person worthy of being known. B1nd1: Sometimes I feel like strapping pirahnas to my feet and kicking people in the face. Major General Frank E. Lowe (U.S. Army): The safest place in Korea was right behind a platoon of Marines. Lord, how they could fight. First Sergeant Dan Daly: Come on you sons of bitches, do you want to live forever? Gandhi: An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. Unknown: If you leave everything to the last minute, it only takes 60 seconds. Unknown: Before you criticize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you criticize them you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes. Tertulian, Apologeticus, A.197: If the Tiber reaches the walls, if the Nile does not rise to the fields, if they sky doesn't move or the Earth does, if there is famine, if there is plague, the cry is at once: 'The Christians to the lion!' Drew Western: Many aspects of Freudian theory are indeed out of date, and they should be: Freud died in 1939, and he has been slow to undertake further revisions. Steven Colbert: It's like boxing a glacier. Enjoy that metaphor by the way because your grandchildren will have no idea what a glacier is. National Coalition to Abolish the Death Penalty: Why do we kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong? Steven Colbert: Write that novel you've got kickin' around in your head. You know the one about the intrepid Washington reporter with the courage to stand up to the administration. You know...fiction! Bri-chan: Swooning doesn't count if chloroform is involved. Mio (First Kiss): Then I'm only left with "She was such a nice person"... and soon they will forget about me. I want to be the worst, most annoying, most despicable person that everyone will hate, so even if I die, they'll say "I'll never forgive her!" and they'll never forget me. Unknown: Why does a rose represent love when a rose always dies? Chaos Theory: It has been said that something as small as the flutter of a butterfly's wing can ultimately cause a typhoon halfway across the world. Unknown: If Cinderella's glass slipper fit so perfectly, I wonder why it fell off along the way? I can't help but think that it was on purpose to attract the prince's affections. Rita Rudner: I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious. Tyler Durden (Fight Club): Woah!, You are now firing a gun, at your imaginary friend, next to 400 pounds of nitroglycerin!! Unknown: Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. Unknown: Don’t tell me the sky is the limit, when there are footprints on the moon. | |||||||
1. Contending with Lina Inverse reviewsA funny perspective of someone Lina has terrorized. OneshotSlayers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-27-05 - Complete2. The 8 Who United Hogwarts » reviewsDISCONTINUED: Slayers/Harry Potter Crossover. L/G, A/Z, F/XSlayers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,890 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 7-5-04 - Published: 12-5-033. Judgment Day reviewsA seemingly harmless letter brings the gang back together. When they find that love is the final test can the Slayers succeed? L/G, A/Z, OneshotSlayers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,344 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-20-04 - Lina I. & Gourry G. - Complete4. Slayers Style Bedtime Stories » reviewsSlayers/Bedtime Stories crossover. L/G, A/Z, F/XSlayers - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 2-8-04 - Published: 12-5-035. Slayers Beginning » reviewsWhat happened after the Lord of Nightmares created the heavens and the Earth? A bible story. L/G, A/ZSlayers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,910 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-7-03 - Published: 7-10-03 - Lina I. & Gourry G.6. Blind Date reviewsFrustrated at the boy's unwillingness to understand that their feelings will remain unrequited. She loves, Taka afterall. Miaka tries to set blind dates for Tasuki and Amiboshi. Oneshot.Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-5-03 - Miaka - Complete7. Where Are You Christmas? reviewsChristmas is back, but it is changing for a certain princess. A/Z, Oneshot.Slayers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-6-03 - Amelia S. & Zelgadiss G. - Complete8. Sk8er Slayer » reviewsTo protect her pride, Lina decides Gourry is not good enough for her. This is the price she must pay. G/SSlayers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 8-23-03 - Published: 7-16-03 - Lina I. & Gourry G. - Complete9. Monkey Trouble reviewsLina, Gourry, and Zelgadis are looking for a book about Shabranigdo and events unfold that remind them that getting involved with the Dark Lord is never profiticious. L/G, A/Z, Oneshot.Slayers - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,020 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-9-03 - Complete