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The Phantom Parisienne
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since: 05-23-03, id: 389305
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Author has written 21 stories for Phantom of the Opera, Les Miserables, and Moulin Rouge.
UPDATE: SEPTEMBER 11, 2004!
I most sincerely apologise for the dormancy around this place. I have several things I've written lately but none of them have categories here and I hate putting things in the "Misc." section. It feels like wearing shoes that are a few sizes too big and having to run a few miles in them.
Anyway, I'm flattered that there are still reviews for things I completed over nine months ago (particularly Élan Vital, which seems to have been a successful little fic). And I'd like to thank the 36 authors who have put me on their favourite authors list. It feels wonderful, so thank you all so very much.
From now until possibly January I'm going to be busy. There's school, I'm going to be away in Boston and London, and there's the election. I've been following it fanatically and intend on doing so until November 2nd.

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Well. I'm honoured that you're peeking at my little profile here, and if you were expecting some grandiose concoction in the manner of the stuff I write, this isn't really the right place. There isn't a place for that at all. I'm sorry.

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Name: The Phantom Parisienne
Birthday: August 9 (Leo, rawr)
Height: approx. 5'
Weight: ~110 lbs
Hair: Dark brown, curly-wavy, just past my chin and layered
Eyes: Brown, large.
Likes: Phantom, The Manchurian Candidate, Thursday Next, Les Misérables, the Gormenghast Trilogy, Amadeus, Jurassic Park (the books), Edgar Allan Poe, Voltaire, the Brontë sisters, the colours pink, red, and purple, fashion (haute couture), dancing, music . . .
Dislikes: Barney, Teletubbies, flat-bottomed shoes, Shop-Rite, bubble gum, the colour orange

Fanfic Ships:
Landen/Thursday
Erik/Christine
Raoul/Christine
Philippe/Sorelli
Carlotta/someone (Carlotta does have a soul, you know)
Marius/Cosette (admit it, they're cute)
Steerpike/Fuchsia (I'm not even through the first twenty pages of the second Gormenghast book, and I think their relationship would merit excellent fanfiction)
Raymond/Jocie
Marco/Rosie


Woot.
That's all for today, folks. Check back later for another update of the life of the not-so-glorious me.


~The Phantom Parisienne 
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1. Canonical Elitists' Search and Rescue » reviews
Rating cautionary. Full title is "The Scandinavian Guild of Phantasmal Fanfiction Regulation." Our favourite characters take it upon themselves to save their legend. (Chapter Three up!)
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 77 - Updated: 2-16-04 - Published: 1-31-04
2. Reality reviews
Rated for repeated use of the word "prostitute." When I get mad at the lack of quality stories here on FFN, I start writing stories: mean parody stories. Inspired by Christine Persephone. Take a hint, Mary-Sues!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 1-18-04
3. Élan Vital » reviews
Erik dies, but reawakens in the body of a small child in the year 2003. He soon discovers that he wasn’t the only one; Christine, Nadir and Raoul are in 2003 as well. Strangely, the bodies that they are in belong to real children. ((Complete!))
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,820 - Reviews: 146 - Updated: 12-23-03 - Published: 7-26-03 - Complete
4. Happy Endings reviews
A strange little story about Christine and her life-long love of day-dreams and fairy-tales.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-13-03
5. Your Fall From Grace reviews
Max Bialystock is at it again!" Only not really. TPP is, however. She's back with full morbidity and she's not backing down. :-)
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-9-03
6. Through the Looking Glass reviews
The inspiration for my popular phic Élan Vital was this dream; a deeply metaphorical and strange one at that. I leave the interpretation to you. :) Please review! (That rhymed.)
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-23-03
7. The Red Death reviews
A poem intended to be about Leroux's masked ball, but quickly changed themes to that of the Red Death. Enjoy!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-3-03
8. Phantom Myths reviews
When The Phantom Parisienne and Bubonic Woodchuck team up to answer those unanswerable questions from our favourite bookSLASHmusical, things can get quite hectic...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-27-03
9. Beauty reviews
Dedicated to Phantom Aria. A small poem from Erik's point of view about the contrast between his face and his heart, Christine, and what she means to him.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-24-03
10. Candles reviews
Erik, now seven years old, tries to find a way to please his mother. It doesn't go quite according to plan...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8-11-03
11. Phantom Limericks » reviews
Never before have I written humorous poetry, and this is my attempt. CGG, this is for you...knowing you like poetry and humour, and that rhyming drives you mad. ^_^ PG13 for use of some slight language...it was the only thing that fit.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-4-03 - Published: 7-16-03
12. Sorelli reviews
A sweet little phluff phic about Philippe/Sorelli. I'm vaguely considering continuing, but for now it's a one-shot. I've never seen anything with this pairing, so I thought it would be a fun concept to toy around with.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-30-03 - Complete
13. It's My Birthday So I Call The Shots Around Here reviews
A little story written in honour of Coolgirlgray's birthday... It's Raoul's twenty first birthday, and Erik's getting jealous...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-29-03
14. I Still Need You reviews
A little poem from Christian's POV, after Satine's death, reflecting upon what has just happened to them.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-22-03
15. In Dreams She Came reviews
Due to the success of "Love," I wrote another short story concerning Erik's childhood. It blends with the element of fantasy where Erik dreams of Christine, and is told from Erik's POV. Cute-ishness abounds!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-14-03
16. The Final Hour reviews
Depressing barricade poetry: Hurrah! My first Les Miz work...go easy. ^^;; R/R.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-12-03
17. Blood reviews
In poetry form, Erik reflects during his time in Persia; mostly based on Kay's novel.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-9-03
18. Love Me reviews
A major turn-around from my usual poetry; a bit more light, and very romantic. From Erik's POV.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-28-03
19. Love reviews
Erik's first real Christmas. I know, it's really out of season, but I felt like writing little Erik his very own phiclet. ^-^
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 6-25-03
20. Monster reviews
Another poem, this time from no specified POV, though it is most likely Christine; about Erik.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-22-03
21. All I Ask Of You reviews
Raoul's death, twenty years after the happenings at the Opera. Told from his point of view...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-8-03
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