Author has written 1 story for Lord of the Rings.

I am the Keeper of the Wemust. I'm in negotiations with the Goforth. I think very soon that I shall be it's Keeper as well. Oh, yes, I shall! *cue the evil laughter*

Um, right. Anyway...

Don't take me seriously, I certainly don't.

That is, unless I am talking on behalf of one of the lil' creations (i.e. the Wemust or the Goforth), which I might be.

Most of the things that will appear here you will hopefully find amusing...I parody things. No drama! or aNgSt! here. Goodness that would be terrible and terrifying...especially for me!