Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, Alex Rider, Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare, and Twilight.
Hey, My name is Hatty. Ummmmm... I'm obsessed with Harry Potter. Yeah. I'm also a major fan of bands like My Chemical Romance and Black Veil Brides as you can probably tell from my pen name. I never really know what to write in these things so I'm going to fill it with other random activities. My Avatar is my deceased cat, Coco. I found this picture i'd taken of her and thought that it would make a good avatar. I have two other cats, Tom and Charlie who are brothers and are just as adorable as Coco!
House of Night
pirates of the Carribean
My chemical Romance
Black Veil Brides
Fearless Vampire Killers
You Me At Six
Blood on the Dance Floor ( really random, I know)
List 12 of you favourite characters from any category. Then answer the set questions.
1. Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfic before?
No. i have nothing against femlash but i'm not interested in reading it.
2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Theo? Yeah, relatively. Not as hot as Draco or Harry though. They are NICE!
3. What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?
If Fenrir got Remus pregnant there would be the most adorable werewolf babies running around! They would be sooo cute, plus remus and fenrir would look good together.
4. Do you recall any fics about 9?
Yeah, loads. i love reading Harry/Anyone fics. I read him and tom/voldemort all the time. :)
5. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
Draco/Bellatrix. God no *shudders*
6. 5/9 or 5/10?
As good as Lucius and tom would be together i think that Lucius and Narcissa are made for each other. Plus if they had'nt been together, draco wouldn't have been born and we don't want that. there would be no drarry. My greatest nightmare!!!! ;)
7. What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 sleeping together?
If Sirius walked in on Draco and Fenrir together then he would either run away screaming or use it as blackmail material.
8. Make up a summary of a 3/10 fic?
When Lucius left Narcissa, he called her worthless and unwanted. Can Blaise prove him wrong and help her on the long road to recovery??????????? It broke my heart to do that. I love Lucius. He would never do that!
9. Is there any such thing as a 1/8 fluff fanfic?
Yeah. They are really sweet as well. And quite common.
10. Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fanfic?
Ummmm... i would use the title 'He howls at the moon' for a Sirius/Fenrir fic
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1?
It has been used before but it was so good, i'm gonna use it - Harry is betrothed to Theo by Sirius before he died. This is to protect him. He would get close to Theo and well, yeah.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het?
I don't think so. They're more into Draco het not Blaise het.
13. Does anyone on your friends list write 11?
Yeah, loads. She is pretty awesome. :)
14. Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5?
Draco/Theo/Lucius. Probably not seeing asit's incest with Theo in the middle. So, yeah. No one would write it as far as i'm aware.
15. What might 10 scream at a moment of passion?
Narcissa would probably scream 'Lucius!!!!!!!' lol. :D
16. if you write a song fic about 8 what song would you chose?
Ummm... probably a song like Lovestruck by Blood on the Dance Floor. It would be a romance.
17. If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic what would the warning be?
Harry/Bellatrix/Fenrir? Warnings would be:
Threesome (obviously), het and slash, the usual. I dunno? I'm not the most imaginative person. Kind of a fail considering I'm writing stories...
18. What might be a good pick up line for 10 to use on 2?
I AM NOT ANSWERING THAT! I don't like incest, especially when it's het incest!
19. How might 11 describe a relationship between 2 and 8?
Hermione would probably either describe a relationship between draco and remus with a sort of girly fan girlishness or give Lupin a disapproving look for bieng with someone who is so much younger than himself.
20. How emo is 7?
Not very emo at all. He may have been a bit emo/ suicidal in azkaban, but probably not as he escapes.
21. 1 an 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 2, 6 gets upset and retliates by dating 12. Alone and broken hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, he meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10 who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11 but 1 is stuck in a never ending love triangle with 6 and 12.
Harry and Remus are in a happy relationship until Lucius runs off with Tom/Voldemort. After Remus dumps Harry for Draco, Bellatrix gets upset and retaliates by dating Fenrir. Alone and broken hearted, harry travels in search of a friend. Finally, he meets theo and Sirius. The three loners meet Narcissa who tells each of them to look for love. Theo finds Blaise, Sirius gets Hermione but Harry is stuck in a never ending love triangle with Bellatrix and Fenrir.
22. What would be a good title for this?
23. What would be the genres?
Hurt/comfort and Romance
24. What would happen if 5 got 1 pregnant?
If Lucius got Harry pregnant, there would be lots of beautiful babies running around with black hair and silver eyes. Oh and the wizarding world would kill Lucius. :(
25. The End! By the way, i set you up on a date with 4.
Niiiiice. I would prefer Draco though...
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
Opening Credits - Viva la Gloria? (Little girl) by Green Day. That is a pretty awesome Opening tune!
Waking Up - Skylines and Turnstiles by My Chemical Romance. I would love to wake up to that song.
First Day of School - I was Born, I Have Lived, I will Surely Die by Young Guns. Not the song i would choose for the first day of school but then again, it is a pretty epic song!
Falling in Love - Do you want Me (Dead?) by All Time Low. Slightly appropriate. Nice and upbeat though.
Fight Song - Helena by My Chemical Romance. More of a funeral song than a fight song. But it motivates me, maybe enough so for a fight???
Breaking Up - Bang the Doldrums by Fall Out Boy. Not the sort of song i would chose for a break up. A little too upbeat for something so sad. :(
Prom - Let it Roll by All Time Low. that's obviously an amazing prom then!
Life is Just... OK - Thriller by Fall Out Boy. Yeah, that's the perfect song for that i think.
Mental Breakdown - Festival Song by Good Charlotte. Not really for breakdowns but, yeah, go on then.
Driving - The Swarm by You Me At Six. The most awesome and epical driving song EVER!!!!!!!!!! It couldn't have been better!
Flashback - Star Power! byBlood on the Dance Floor. Pretty cool flashback song. pretty cool flashback.
Getting Back Together - She Wants To Be Me by Busted. Not the best song for getting back together but overall a nice song.
Birth of Child - To The End by My Chemical Romance. Probably not what you'd want playing whilst giving birth. :)
Wedding - For Better or For Hearse by kids In Glass Houses. kind of fitting, especially name wise. But it'd be a pretty awesome wedding if that were playing
Final Battle - Beautiful Remains by Black Veil Brides. that is almost the perfect song to play a final battle to!
death Scene - Sleep by My Cemical Romance. Perfect! If there is one song i could die to, it would probably be that.
Funeral Song - Alive by Good Charlotte. ummmmm... fail. It's upbeat and happy. Not for a funeral.
End credits - The Beach by All Time Low. Cool. That's all i have to say.
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, mp3 players, cars, and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
Truths of Life
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue
2. All idiots after reading this will try it
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You are now laughing at your own stupididty
5. You will put this on your profile
FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat or drink
BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food
FREINDS: Call your parents Mr. or Mrs.
BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting in the cell next to you saying, "Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night
BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore
FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you
BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in him/her's body if he/she hurts your bestfriend
FRIENDS: Will say you can do better
BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"
FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying
BESTFRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry
FRIENDS: Will help you move
BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move the body
FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall
BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain
BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"
FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected
BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number
BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later
BESTFRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life
FREINDS:Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing
BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BESTFRIENDS:Would walk right in and say,"I'M HOME"
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell
BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell
FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)
BESTFRIENDS: Are for life
FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough
BESTFRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste
FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his but and maybe even scar him for life (hehe)
FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you
FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you
FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders
FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them
BEST FRIENDS: kick your butt and all's forgiven
FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine
FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick
BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone
FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street
BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking
FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"
BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you
Friends: Would comfort you if you got raped.
Best friends: The rapist's body would be in the gutter shortly.
Friends: At your house, they ask politely if they can use your computer to check their e-mail.
Best friends: They get into your FanFiction account that you provided them with your username and password to do so long ago, and post hilarious fanfics under your name, just for you.
Friends: Are sometimes bored when they're around you.
Best friends: Think you're the most hilarious and fun person ever.
Friends: Would feel uneasy going out for dinner with you if their parents didn't approve.
Best friends: Would go cliff-diving if you suggested it.
Friends: Will help you up when you fall
Best friends: Will laugh at you
Friends: Will tell you to look out for the pot hole.
Best friends: Will push you at the pot hole then laugh at you even more.
FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this shit!
Emmett's the strongest.
Rosalie's the hottest.
Edward's the fastest.
Bella's the clumsiest.
Alice's the quirkiest.
But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone feel jealous.
Five Reasons Why Bella's an Idiot:
1. She jumped off a cliff and didn't die.
2. She didn't kill Jacob for imprinting on Nessie.
3. What regular person uses the word irrevocably?
4. She can't win an argument with Edward unless its about sex.
5. She's a freaking spaz.
Repost if you agree to at least three statements.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girlI did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kissA
nd mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you wouldI wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddyOn that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my ChrisI'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's trueMummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbine students that were lost
Please if you wouldPass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in you're heartFor the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2) ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
7. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
8. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
9.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
10. Sing Along At The Opera.
11. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
12. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
13. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'
14. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
15. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:
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Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is
Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’.
Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever.
Professor Moody … the best ‘teaching’ Hoqwarts has seen in a while.
Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her.
Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’.
Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy.
Draco Malfoy … disagrees.
Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.
Ron Weasley … is very afraid.
Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much.
Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.
Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.
George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.
Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.
James Potter … doesn’t believe her.
Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.
Sirius Black … killed by drapery.
Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggle – screw the consequences.
Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane.
Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush.
Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as ‘Luscious Mouthful’.
Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence
Gryffindors...will jump off a cliff.
Slytherins...will push someone else off.
Hufflepuffs...will call five hundred others and build a staircase.
Ravenclaws...will get hold of a flying carpet
A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13.
People call another guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight.
People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for other people in a war.
Repost this if you are against bullying and stereotypes. I bet 98 % off you won't xx
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