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since: 05-25-03, id: 390526, Profile Updated: 08-01-09
country: United States
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Pirates of the Caribbean, Hollyoaks, and Torchwood.

Hi there, and welcome to my profile :D
Since I joined this site in '03 I've been under the name 'The Bell and the Black Dragon,' but since it's 2009 now, I recently changed it :).
I've been on this site for many years and I write whenever a plot hits me, but mostly I just enjoy reading rather than writing, since I'm much better at that! :P. I've recently discovered that LJ has great communities to find extremely wonderfully written fics, but I do tend to bumble about on here every so often scoping out the really great stories :).

Things I enjoy:
Driving behind people and seeing that they have Obama bumper stickers, being an avid Peanut Butter lover, reading insane amounts of slash, balancing this with waitressing part time and college-ing full time, drinking lots of tea, being nerdfighterly and decreasing worldsuck, missing dentist appointments, reading even more insane amounts of slash (I swear, I used to not be so insane! :D), and then repeating!



My favorite pairings:
(most of them I read, some I just love the idea of).

House, M.D. - House/Wilson FTW!!
Supernatural- Castiel/Dean, mostly Sam/Dean. Oh yes, I Wincest :>. Only REALLY well written!
Smallville
- Lex/Clark always, but I wouldn't mind Chloe/Clark or Lois/Clark on the show.
Jumper
- David/Griffin :D
Queer As Folk
- Michael/Brian :)
Hollyoaks
- John Paul/Craig (YAY, Sunset Ending!!), Kris/Elliot :).
Harry Potter
- Snape/Lupin, Harry/Draco, and well-written, older Harry with Snape is my favorite.
Dexter
- Dexter/Brian ;x
Buffy and/or Angel - Angel/Spike, Fred/Wesley (OMG, het?!) and I don't mind Spike/Drusilla on the show.
Van Helsing
- Dracula/Van Helsing.
Phantom of the Opera - Eric/Raoul
Heroes - Mohinder/Sylar (though its not been canon lately) Sylar/Luke, HRG/Claude (Angst and betrayal a good fic can make!)
My Own Private Idaho - Mikey/Scott
Pirates of the Caribbean - Norrington/Jack
Law and Order SVU - Elliot/Olivia
Doctor Who - the Master/the Doctor is immortal love :). On the show I wouldn't mind Nine/Rose, and I'd love Ten/Donna :).
Torchwood - I quite liked Owen/Toshiko, and wouldn't have minded Owen/Ianto. And Its Captain Jack Harkness and Captain John Hart all the way, baby! :D.

And yes, I know some of these are quite twisted, but only in the way where it makes perfect sense if you're willing to be slightly insane! :D


Least favorite pairings: (as in, I would not touch these with a ten foot pole).

House, M.D. - House/Anyone not Wilson, but especially House/Cameron. BLECK!
Harry Potter - Harry/Ginny, Draco/Hermione, Draco/Ginny.
Pirates of the Caribbean
- Jack/Elizabeth. Blargh!
Supernatural
- Sam/Ruby. Eww. Majorly. And Dean/Jo bugs me too.
Smallville - Clark/Lana has been murdering me with misery for whole seasons!!
Heroes
- Peter/Elle, Elle/Mohinder, Peter/Claire...
Jumper
- Millie/David.
Dexter
- Dexter/Lilah.
Hollyoaks - Sarah/Craig, JP/Kieron.
Queer As Folk - Brian/Justin.
Buffy and/or Angel - Angel/Buffy, Angel/Nina. Bleck.
Doctor Who - Ick Martha/Doctor (though I love Martha otherwise)! And for some reason Jack/Doctor squicks me a bit.
Torchwood - Gwen/Jack. BLAH!


Hope you have a look at my favorite stories list while you're here! It's all things I would have written about if I had the talent, so they're much better than I could have ever done, and they are all VERY highly-recommended :D

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1. Bound reviews
And what Gwen could see was that they were bonded together tighter than the wristband had been to John's arm. Jack/John, post S2E13, 'Exit Wounds.'
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-9-08 - Complete
2. I Don't Do Serious
It was what he had repeated time and time again as he fell harder and harder, and it was what he repeated now as he watched John Paul walking away from him." Spike/JP, underlying JP/C. Complete.
Hollyoaks - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Published: 9-28-07 - Complete
3. Look At Me reviews
A series of moments where she wouldn't, and a few where she did. Hallows spoilers. LE/SS. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-29-07 - Severus S. & Lily Evans P. - Complete
4. Victory reviews
AWE. Admiral James Norrington is left to wonder why victory is enduringly bitter. Complete.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-26-07 - James N. - Complete
5. Certainty reviews
Jack Sparrow doesn’t need a compass to help him— He knows what he wants. Oneshot. Jack/Black Pearl
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-23-06 - Complete
6. Cold reviews
A pistol with one shot, meant for one man. And now the gun was empty.' Jacks finally exacts revenge on Barbossa. Complete.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-10-06 - Complete
7. I Could Be reviews
Willow's thoughts in the aftermath of meeting Vampire Willow for the first time. Oneshot.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-15-05 - Willow R. - Complete
8. Behind the Masks » reviews
The Second war has been raging on in spite of all the hardships Severus Snape is suffering. And things are only about to worsen when the abusive father he has not seen in twenty years returns with good intentions to work for the Order. [PreHBP] On hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,056 - Reviews: 89 - Updated: 3-9-05 - Published: 11-15-03 - Severus S. & Albus D.
9. Forgiven reviews
Petunia reflects on her life and the choices she's made that led her to where she is. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-3-04 - Petunia D. & Harry P. - Complete
10. It Only Hurts When I Breathe reviews
The Aftermath of the final battle between Harry Potter and the Dark Lord. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,345 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-3-04 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete
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