Greetings Fellow Earthians!

In A Perfect Life, I Would:
Be the Chosen One or the Osirian.
Study at Hollywood Arts.
Be the best intern MyMusic has ever seen.
Draw better than Fletcher Quimby.
Dance on Shake It Up, Chicago!
Shop at Sonic Boom.
Ride a JetX.
Live at The Palmwoods.
Prank people with Gabe Duncan.
Have Jessie as my nanny.
Vacation in Gravity Falls.
Be a member of the Teen Titans.

If you don't like my stories, I don't care. Just be nice with your meanness in the reviews. I hope you know what that ment, because I just confused myself. Also, when I put the title of the show {like this in the middle of my stories}, it's to change scenes.

If you expect me to like a story, some things must be right.

1. The story title must fit the show. For Example, ANT Farm needs ANT somewhere and Austin&Ally needs _&_

2. Grammar, people. It's not that hard. If you're too lazy to press shift with every "i", you shouldn't be writing. I'll admit, my grammar isn't amazing, so minor errors are OK, but if you are on this site, you should know their from they're.

3. Unless there is a clearly stated or easily figure-out-able reason, don't make someone be someone else. Like, if PersonalANTy Reboot just had Olive being weird from, like, forever, not OK. Get it?

4. Spelling. If you don't have spell check and are too lazy to open Google, type your sentence in, and see how things should be spelled, say it with me, YOU SHOULDN'T BE WRITING!

5. Dialogue starts a new paragraph for a new speaker. Also, quotes are formated like: "Hello, my name is Sid," Sid said. If I see one more story where they are formated wrong, I am going to chuck me computer out the window.

6. If your POV switches from first person to third person omniscient without any notice, I'm going to close the story and add you to my list of people I'm never reading again. YSBW!

7. If you start a chapter story, actually update. If you don't I will put you on my... Shucks. You know the rest.

I have accounts on a ton of things, and they're all under the name FashionRox669. So, if you want to look me up on YouTube, Wikia, FictionPress, etc., you know what to do.

Age: 13!

Things I Like: Writing; television; computer; dancing; school (but just because I'm really smart); sleeping; drawing; reading; talking; texting; playing clarinet; my besties; love/hate pairings; etc.; etc...

Things I Hate: Glass railings; pre-algebra; gym; elevators; slugs; worms; if I listed everything else, you'd be up I night reading this.

Stories I Might Write:

"Every Rose Has Its Thorn" (Good Luck Charlie)- When Dustin ropes Teddy into babysitting his 13-year-old sister, Rose, Teddy thinks Gabe likes her. Of course now Teddy is going to play cupid. Meanwhile, Amy enters the hospital bake-off and PJ and Emmett get a fish. Guest Starring: Sierra McCormick as Rose

"Outside Those Walls" (MyMusic)- After a Mosh question gets Intern 2 and Scene fired, A new intern, Rockabilly, must learn the ropes of the company. [This will be a chapter story, but I will completely write it before posting the first chapter, then realese a chapter every two days.]

"A ChristmANTs Carol" (ANT Farm)- Who doesn’t love A Christmas Carol? Well, I guess people that don’t like Christmas... I’m not one of those people. So here is my take on A Christmas Carol, A.N.T. Farm style! Lexi’s P.O.V.

"National Tours & Miami Bores" (Austin & Ally)-In this epistolary, Austin is going on his first national tour. It is during the school year, so Ally, Dez, and Trish stay in Miami. Their only way to communicate is through e-mail.

My Fave Show: MyMusic (YouTube)

My Fave Main Character: Scene or Intern 2

My Fave Secondary Character: Rayna

My Fave Pairing: Scentern 2

My Fave Couple Pairings for Shows/Books/Movies:

Shake It Up!: LoganRocky; TyTinka; DeuceDina, GuntherCeCe; TyDeuce

Victorious: CatRobbie; EveryFreakingThingElse

ANT Farm: FletcherOlive; CameronPaisley

Good Luck Charlie: GabeJo; SpencerTeddy; P.J.Skylar

Austin & Ally: AustinAlly; DezTrish; NelsonMegan

Teen Titans: Beast BoyTerra; RobinStarfire

Zoey 101: LoganQuinn; ChaseZoey

MyMusic: Intern 2Scene; DubstepTechno; MetalTina

House of Anubis: EddiePatricia; AlfieWillow; JeromeJoy; FabianKT; EveryFreakingThingElse

AWESOME QUOTES!:

"I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.” -French Knight, Monty Python And The Holy Grail

“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.” -Rodney Dangerfield

“Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'” -Charlie Brown, Peanuts

“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.” -Unknown

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.” -Groucho Marx

“The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.” -Albert Einstein

“Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.” -Terry Pratchett, Jingo

“I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.” -Douglas Adams

“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.” -Groucho Marx

“Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.” -Unknown

“Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.” -Groucho Marx

“Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.” -Lemony Snicket

“If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf.” -Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid

“You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.” -Dave Barry

“Black holes are where God divided by zero.” -Albert Einstein

“Of all the trees we could've hit, we had to pick one that fights back.” -J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

“If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?” -George Carlin

“The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.” -Unknown

"What I've learned is not to change who you are, because eventually you're going to run out of new things to become.” -Taylor Swift

“If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.” -Marilyn Monroe

“A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.” -Bill Cosby

TV QUOTES!:

"Those who quote other's make me want to barf. Dina Garcia." -Dina, Shake It Up!, Suprise It Up!

"You realised the only Tony you're ever going to get is our doorman?" -Emma, JESSIE, Creepy Connie's Curtain Call

"I tease him because I love him." "You don't tease me." "I know!" -Olive and Angus, ANT Farm, EndurANTs

"Good... work?" "Thanks, you too." Sam and Freddie, iCarly, iKiss

"This whole conversation just sounds like bad writing!" Robbie, Victorious, The Hambone King

"Where do we buy these clothes?" "Where do we buy these boobs?" "Yeah... I may have went a bit overboard." -Dana, Nicole and Zoey, Zoey 101, Jet X

"I just can't look him in the face and say it!" -Cece, Shake It Up!, Hot Mess It Up!

"How do I look?" "Slightly insane." -Cece and Gunther, Shake It Up!, Suprise It Up!

"On what planet do they make squirtable fruit?" "A planet I want to live on!" -Freddie and Spencer, iCarly, iWas A Pagent Girl

"For starters, don't tell people you had dollies." -Lexi, ANT Farm, The PhANTom Locker

"'I'm 13 years old, I don't need my mommy.' That's a direct quote form the Duude commercial." -Gabe, Good Luck Charlie, Wentz's Weather Girls

"I meant a business proposal, not a mairage proposal!" -Olive, ANT Farm, PatANT Pending

"That was some of the best nut-shelling I've ever heard." -Shawn Spencer, Psych, From the Earth to the Starbucks

"Are you going to deny that you liked the puppy?" -Logan, Shake It Up!, I Do It Up!

My Favorite Quotes From MY FanFictions:

"Tinka, as much as it pains me to admit this, there may be, just may be, such a thing as too many sparkles." -Gunther, "New York It Up!"

"Because Paisley doesn't know the difference between hot, halt, and help." "Wait, what IS the difference?" -Lexi and Cameron, "You cAN'T Date Fletcher"

"Now you have time for me!" "No. Now I have time for science." -Violet and Fletcher, "PlANTonic"

"Promise you won't freak out, slap me, kick me, abandon me, or 'accidently' drown me in a pool of piranhas." "Where would I possibly get a pool of piranhas?" "You know our neighbor, Dave, the retired zookeeper?" "Oh! That's how he lost his right leg!" CeCe and Rocky, "Whoa, Whoa, Back It Up!"

"Dubstep's right! We don't have time for overused catchphrases! Scene's in danger!" -Techno, "The Alternarte End"

"And then I ran away screaming. And crying. Scrying." -Olive's thoughts, PersonalANTy Reboot, "I Just cAN'T Name This Chapter"

"Did I miss out on the, 'Everyone at this school must be psychic' memo?" -Amber, Dress To Kill, "Dress To Arrive"

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I’m a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I’m a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I’m RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I’m a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.

I’m a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I’m INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I’m a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I’m SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.

I’m CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I’m in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I’m NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I’m YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I couldn’t hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don’t.

I don’t like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I’m DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (Well...)

I’m an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I’m INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A’S or A-B’s, so I MUST have no social life.

I’m a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, or future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I DON’T CURSE THAT MUCH, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME, and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can’t help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I’m a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I’m a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I’m a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED!

-If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

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-If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

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-If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

-If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile.

-If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

-People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

-If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you use exclamation marks just because they make you sound all hyper and they're 'pretty' copy and paste this to your profile!!!!!!!!!

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