|Averon The Awesome|
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Author has written 28 stories for Pokémon, Codename: Kids Next Door, Web Shows, Parodies and Spoofs, Invader Zim, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Code Lyoko, My Little Pony, Homestuck, Corpse Party, Crooked Man, and Mad Father.
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List twelve of your favorite characters in no particular order.
1 Gamzee Makara (Homestuck)
2 Andrew Hussie (Homestuck (sort of))
3 Sollux Captor (Homestuck)
4 Gir (Invader Zim)
5 Odd Della Robbia (Code Lyoko)
6 Rainbow Dash (MLP FiM)
7 Nepeta Leijon (Homestuck)
8 Patrick (SpongeBob Squarepants)
9 Mituna Captor (Homestuck)
10 Kankri Vantas (Homestuck)
11 Tavros Nitram (Homestuck)
12 Tinkerbull (Homestuck)
1. Have you ever read a (12)/(3) fic? ...Nnnnoooooooo, nor do I ever want to...
2. Do you think (11) is hot? How hot? He's adorable! Not hot, though. But adorable! }:D
3. What would happen if (12) got (8) pregnant? *laughing my head off, wait a sec* I'd test its ability to be eaten by Gl'bgolyb. Feferi owes my a favor.
4. Can you recall any fics about (8)? I remember one where he got a Facebook account. "Congratulations, Stupid Patrick!"
5. Would (6) and (8) make a good couple? Wut.
6. (9)/(8) or (12)/(5)? ...I think Mituna and Patrick could be friends, and I think Tinkerbull and Odd would get along the same way. I can picture Tinkerbull and Kiwi playing together! xux
7. Is there any such thing as (9)/(1) fluff? ...There's probably KurlozxMituna, but I doubt with my entire being that there's GamzeexMituna.
8. When was the last time you read a fic about (1)? A few days ago. (It was a PB&J fic. X3)
9. (6) and (7) are in a happy relationship How would you feel? ...What kind of relationship?...
10. How would you feel if (4)/(9) were in a fight? Neither of them are possible fighters in any way. They're too cute for dat. X3
11. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours? I'd be so happy I'd hug whatever sibling or relative of mine was the good friend of him.
12. How would you react if you saw (8) and (10) in a closet together with a rubber ducky? I'd walk away, constantly shouting "NOPE!"
13. How would you feel if (10) dissed you in the worst possible way ever? I'd be sort of confused by all the talking.
14. If you saw (3) and (5) in bed together, what would you do? WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS THING?!?! ...I'd back away, shouting "THIS WILL NEVER GET MY FEELS!"
15. What would you say if you found out that (9) was a rapist? I think he'd just be confused and need a good shoosh-papping from his Moirail.
16. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year, and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (2) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do? Hi Hussie! Wanna hear about why you should make PB&J canon again? *evil grin*
17. What would you think if (7) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (7) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (7) became the most optimistic person in the world? Nepeta, come here! I'm taking you to Equius right now so you can sort out this Feelings Jam!
18. What would you feel this second if (5) gave you a daisy right now? What. The. CRUD. Odd.
19. (2) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is your reaction? Hussie, give me my hairbrush. T_T
20. (8), (3), and (11) have banded together at 3 in the morning and start to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you'd do? Sollux, Patrick, and Tavros... *smiles* From the top boys!
21. (7) and (9) are your teachers. What would they teach you? Nepeta teaches hunting and Shipology. Mituna teaches how to not fall all the time and how to live with a disability.
22. What would happen if (6) discovered (7) and (4) were having a secret relationship? I think she'd be very confused. Just like me.
23. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a (5)/(12). The fairy bull is now friends with the hipsterish purple boy and his dog forever more. Take THAT other people!
24. What kind of plot would you use if (11) wanted to seduce (8)? Patrick gets stuck on land, Tavros helps him but falls into the sea, and Patrick has to revive him with mouth-to-mouth recessitation. I don't support this ship at ALL, though.
25. If you wrote a songfic about number (9), what song would you choose? Boulevard of Broken Dreams
1. Cateni Pormyn (Homestuck)
2. Catsquirrel (My own mind)
3. Dir (Invader Zim)
4. Mazano Sakyna (Homestuck)
5. The Huntress (Homestuck)
6. Anikoe Bokluz (Homestuck)
7. Janna (Code Lyoko)
8. Bisci (Soul Eater)
9. Agony (Deathnote)
10. Jedovaty (Homestuck)
1 wakes you up in the middle of the night
"AVERY HEY AVERY WAKE UP!"
sleepy* "What is it Cateni?"
I'm hungry. E8B
3 walks into bathroom while you are showering:
"DIR GET THE CRUD OUT OF THE BATHROOM OR I'LL DISMANTLE YOU!"
9 made fun of your freinds:
"Agony, Kira needs to talk to you in that room over there." *points to a room labeled Super Secret Talking Room*
"Okay then." *flies into said room*
follows her with a baseball bat*
2 serial killers are after you, what will 1 do:
whacks them with her Paintkind* Only Avery gets to be a serial killer!
elbows her* That'ssupposedtobeasecret!
You are on vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg:
"Catsquirrel, go get help!"
Two hours later
comes back with full cheeks*
spits nuts in my face*
Its your birthday, and 3 gives you:
"WAFFLES!" *throws present in my face*
takes present and unwraps it* A WATER BUFFALO?!
puts on cowboy garb* EVERYBODY'S GOT A WATER BUFFALO! *continues song*
You're stuck in a house that is on fire! Four does:
"MAZANO! HELP ME!"
T-T *walks away*
You're about to do something that will embarrass you, 5:
growls at other beings, making them scatter in fear*
"Don't worry human. I'll always help you as long as you don't kill of Anikoe."
You compete in a tournament, 9 cheers you up by:
"Why would I cheer her up?! SHE *ING BEAT MY BRAINS OUT!"
You cant stop laughing, 10 does:
slaps* "SNAP OUT OF IT!"
shoves poison down my throat*
Your dating 1 and he/she invites you to meet his/her parents:
"NO YURI!" *absconds*
2 loves 1 as well, what does that mean:
You got a new haircut and 6 can't stop looking at you, that means:
"Hey Anikoe! Like my new haircut?"
"Are you okay?"
"Just because I had to get my hair cut at the butcher's does not mean you can eat my hair!"
1 seems to be a playah, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
"Cateni isn't able to do this. She's too nice!"
2 thinks that he/she will never get a girl/boyfriend. You:
"Catsquirrel, there are no other messed-up species for you to date. But always remember that you're always welcome in my head!"
What would 4 do if they were caught with a DUI?
police officer pulls him over*
"HEEEEY Mr. Bluesuit!"
"Now son, would you like to tell me why you're driving while you're drunk?"
takes out Swordkind*
Police Officer freaks out*
6 is going to college!
"How was she accepted?"
Who would 1 bring with on an island?
"Mazano. She flushes for him."
blushing* S-SHUT UP! /XB
2 finds out that he has children:
"WHAT THE *?!"
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
"Because the latter's the daughter of an evil computer program?"
8 and 4 get paired up. Your response:
"That would actually be pretty awesome." *smirks evilly at Bisci and Mazano*
both start to fidget*
9, 10, and 5 all pair up against 6. Does 6 stand a chance?
"First off, why would the Huntress kill her own descendant? Second, Agony hates me right now. Third, Jedovaty hates the Huntress. Why would they be teaming up?"
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Me: How'd you get here?!?!
My Pokepeople, this message is super major important (to me)! So Numbuh1999 introduced me to this epic website called Pokefarm.org! Who will help poor Averon The Awesome? I think this works with people who don't have accounts, but try anyway!
Hey people! Click this link!
All I need is You.
The Letter U: What do you need?
Me: Not you!
The Letter U: Oh. *forever alone*
Draw a crazy picture,
I found a thing!
What's Your Name?
1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Aveizzle
2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fave color and animal): Turquoise Wolf
3. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Conavton
4. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fave color and fave drink): Red Water (so I guess blood?)
5. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your friend's middle name): Vnuavtn (uh, what?)
6. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Michelle
7. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Disco
8. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong) Apple Coma (honestly, I lol'd at this)
9. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (3rd fave color, pirate accessory) Green Eye Patch
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line 4.
The book nearest me is a manga. There is no line four. There's a panel four, but no line four.
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can... what do you find?
The very corner of my bedside table.
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
SNL. I was watching Celebrity Jeopardy on SNL.
4. Without looking guess what time it is?
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My TV and my mom in the kitchen.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
I was going with my mom to buy myself a big bag of candy. X9
8. Before you started this survey, what were you looking at?
9. What are you wearing?
Pajamas. In other words, a shirt and no pants.
10. Did you dream last night?
Eh, it's a blur. I wished I was dreaming about Gamzee though.
11. When did you last laugh?
Last night when I was watching Celebrity Jeopardy on SNL.
12. What is on the walls of the room you're in?
There's a billboard and supposed to be a funny cat poster, but aside from that there's nothing. My room is boring.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Person, my world is always weird. If anything, you should ask if I'd seen anything normal lately.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
Eh. 4 out of 10.
16. If you became a multi-millionaire over night, what would you buy?
The needed tests to be able to turn into a real Averon. Keep in mind, Averon is a thing from my imagination.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I wish people would explode when they don't move fast enough in the hallway.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics...
No animal cruelty. God didn't put animals on the Earth so we could beat them up when we're drunk.
19. A quote that you love/live by...
I DON'T WANNA! -Gir
20. Imagine your first child's a girl, what would you call her?
22. Imagine your first child's a boy, what would you call him?
27. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR"
28. Favorite planet?
Saturn. Those rings are beautiful!
29. Who is the fourth person on your missed call list on your mobile?
I dunno, I'm too lazy to check. Also, I is not very social. *forever alone*
30. What's your favorite ring on your phone?
I don't wanna check!
31. What shirt are you wearing?
A shirt my cousin made so she'd be on the student council. It's currently a pajama shirt.
32. The brand of shoes you are currently wearing?
33. Bright or Dark room?
34. What do you think of the person who took this survey before you?
I don't know them.
35. What were you doing at midnight last night?
36. What did the last text message on your mobile say?
37. Where's your mailbox?
At the end of my driveway.
38. What's a word you say a lot?
40. Last furry thing you touched?
Does my stuffed tiger count?
44. Favorite age you've been so far?
Dunno. Not thirteen cause the woman who played Miss Bitters died on my birthday.
46. What's your current desktop picture?
47. What was the last thing you said to someone?
Ad joes! (Like adios in Averon language.)
48. If you had to choose between a million dollars and being able to fly, which would you take?
Flight. Flying is cool!
50. The last song you listened to?
2ollux ii2 a 2weet liitle bumblebee. X3
51. If the last person you spoke to was being shot at, would you jump in front of the bullet?
Depends if it means talked to in real life or on the computer.
52. If you could punch one person in the face, who's in you're life right now, who would it be?
My sister. She deserves more than a punch, but i'll take what I can get.
53. IF YOU COULD BE DOING ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Have my psychic powers so I wouldn't have to deal with most of the crud I deals with every day.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."
You live off of sugar and caffine
People think you're insane.
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
Copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions.
According to Foop, 2 plus 2=DEATH!
According to Foop: He always falls for the saying: "The best fairy baby in the world is Foop! ...Spelled backwards!"
Now, i will put some random (mostly) hilarious quotes on this profile! :3
Sleeping is the body's way of telling other people to go away. -The Once-ler
Dude, if I knew where this thing was, would I be looking for it? -Me
Yes, because every squirrel has dangerously sharp fur! -Me
HoNk. -Gamzee Makara
I don't think that will work, but if it ends the world, fine by me. -Me
If only I knew how to make a flesh eating virus that turns into fire, thus burning people alive. -Me (in my headshed)
Yes, this boy sitting next to me will be named 'Feferi' because I hate him and it makes him sound YAOI! -Me (in my headshed)
I'll use the greatest tool in my headshed! THE BRAIN! -Sheen Estives
And, here we go. -Nesmith
Hm, we need to think of a way to open this gate. I suggest throwing Tom at it. -Edd
Sounds good to me. -Tord
OR, we could press that big red button clearly marked: In case of zombie outbreak, press to free any/or ginger civilians trapped inside. -Tom
Throw Tom! X3 -Edd
I hate you all so much. -Tom
I wasn't shoving. I was just going like that and you happened to be standing there. -Random Fish In SpongeBob
Please, hold your applause until after I've kicked your butts. -Otis
Happiness is like a candle. You'll light it, and it will slowly start to leave you. Others will try to blow it out. But if you give it the right flame, it will last forever. -Me
So I'm going to keep fighting for people the only way I ever knew how. 8y 8eing me. -Vriska Serket
Holy pug in a pizza box! -Tom
Some people think it's the big things that are important. But it's actually the little things. -Me
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