Ok, Im an otaku firstly, secondly Im a fan of Darren Shan, and thirdly, 1/2 Prince and The Legend of The Sun Knight are awesome! I like to draw and I practically live of my laptop (Lapy for short thats right I nicknamed my laptop!) Oh also I have learned a lot from anime like how to speak Japanese, how to draw anime, how to play football, ect. Also Im short. Their I said it Your happy now?!?!? (Friend: yes... very. Me: Im going to kill you *Murderous Glare*) I suck at grammar and spelling how did I pass the 4th grade? Oh well! Actually I might not be short. (Friend: No, no your just short.) No maybe you just to damned tall! (Friend: No Im average your just short.) Your only like 3 inches taller than me! (Friend: I grew over the summer unlike you.) Hey! At least Im taller than my mom... by about an inch... What was I saying again? (Friend: Some crap about your hight. But it doesn't matter Ami, you'll always be short in my eyes.) I will kill you one day... (Friend: How did this turn into a comedy show? I thought you were suppose to type stuff about your self.) Oh yea, ok here goes. Im a shut in otaku that doesn't like people all to much that has an attitude problem (It seems) my friends are just as no I take it back except for one no two I think their less insane than me it seems Im short and I might not be right in the head. Try to say that all at once!

Hates: Traders, French Class, People Bashing Otaku's, Most people in general, fish, haters, racists people, (There's more I just forgot)
Loves: My friends, Anime, Manga, Darren Shan, Yu Wo, Mystery, Gory Movies, Brownies, Science (The subject) The Internet,
Gender: Not saying! (Friend: Female) *Smacks friend in the head.* (Friend: Im sorry she's Gender Bent.)

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Favorite movies: Zombie Land, Detective Conan Movies (aka Case Closed)

Favorite TV shows: Detective Conan, Xamd: Lost Memories, HeroMan, Code Geass, ect. (Will add more later)

Favorite bands / musical artists: Vocaloid, Vivid, Ayumi Hamasaki

Favorite books: The Demonta Series, The Saga of Darren Shan, 1/2 Prince, The legend of The Sun Knight, D.Gray Man, Sword Art Online, Blue Exorcist

Favorite writers: Darren Shan and Yu Wo

Favorite games: Perfect World, Kingdom Hearts, KawaiiMegu, Zenoni4, Inotia4

Some of my favorite quoits:

"Do not argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level, then BEAT you with expirence."

"We live in a society where the pizza man gets to your house before the police do."

"There’s an interesting thing about death: he will rip you away from the ones you love- he will punch a hole through your soul. But the one time you beg him to come and you fall to your knees and plead him to take you, he refuses. He turns his back, and you are left to deal with a world you don’t want to see. I wanted to die, but death wasn’t there to comfort me. Pain has a funny way of letting you know you’re still alive."
-Sara Fleischer, "The Paper Stars"

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you want ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. What I do have are skills. Skills that I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you are not the one that clicked that "Dislike" button, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you and I will not pursue you. But if you are the one, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."

-Liam Neeson reference

"There is no such a thing as a good criminal cause the good one's have never been caught."

"The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven.."―John Milton, Paradise Lost

"While I thought that I was learning how to live, I have been learning how to die."Leonardo Da Vinci

"If our destiny stems from our name, then I weep for the flower named Wilt."Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me

"It's so hard to forget pain, but it's even harder to remember sweetness. We learn so little from peace―Chuck Palahniuk, Diary

-'I don't need... this kind of power! If you want me to inherit such mistakes... Then, I... I WILL WIPE OUT THE VONGOLA!' -Sawada Tsunayoshi

-'I will protect you, even if it costs my life!' -Sawada Tsunayoshi

-'If I were to lose a friend...then I couldn't die in peace!' -Sawada Tsunayoshi

-'Shut Up! Why do you think we're fighting? Because we're still gonna have a snowball fight and watch fireworks together! That's why we're fighting! That's why we're getting stronger! I still want to laugh with everyone, BUT IF YOU DIE, IT'S USELESS!' -Sawada Tsunayoshi

-'To increase the flame of the ring is to be pissed off.' -Hibari Kyoya

-'Illusions... or real illusions. Within the illusions hide real illusions... from the real illusions, the illusions are created. Within the truth hides the lie... within the lie hides the truth. That is the Mist.' -Rokudo Mukuro

-'I’m not a genuine idiot like you! I’m an idiot that accepts the fact that I’m a idiot!' - Aoba Koyo

-'Wow Tsuna, you got some skills out there, getting yourself hurt in the hospital.' -Reborn

-'There's no time. Just do what he says for now. If he's lying, then we'll just blow his brains out.' -Reborn

-'Anyone older than me is an enemy.' -Gokudera Hayato

-'Shouichi's a remarkable person, and what's even more remarkable is that he doesn't look like one.' -Gokudera Hayato

-'You're supposed to pull the guardians together! But instead, you turned away from them. What kind of rubbish is that?! Right now, you have no right to call yourself his right-hand man!' -Yamamoto Takeshi

-'Decimo, go scare the hell out of that Mare youngster.' - Giotto

-'Regardless of our internal strife, in times of crisis, when we are attacked by scumbags from the outside... We, the Vongola, are always as one!' -Xanxus

-'You know, I've been thinking sempai, your head isn't really screwed on right. You were probably chased out of you homeland, right?' -Fran

-'I'm going to kill you. Or better yet, commit suicide right here.' -Belphegor

“With my right hand I will save humans, and with my left hand I will save the Akuma.”-Allen Walker (D.gray-man)

“Bring Forth salvation to these tormented akuma souls!”-Allen Walker (D.gray-man)

"I'm the one who will destroy everything, the 14th Noah - Neah” – Neah Walker (D.gray-man)

"What are you talking about? I am me! Nobody else!" —Roxas (kingdom hearts)

'Dont mind him, he's just lost in nostalgia or trauma.'(Lavi)

'We need some help Allen!!' 'Allen's fighting the octipus sir.' 'Timcampy pull harder!' 'Put it out Lavi!' 'Ok.' (Reever, Lavi, Allen, Reever, Lavi)

'This is bad! Krorykins is still tired from fighting me!' "Krorykins?!"(Lavi, Allen)

What did cross do to you? 'I've never seen Allen like this'(Lavi)

'What's going on? This cant possibly be luck!' You're supposed to have no luck! 'It's not luck. I'm cheating.'(Lavi, Allen)

'You see, i don't lose at cards. When i was with my master, i risked my life learning to play cards so i could pay his debts and still have money to eat.' 'Risked your life?'(Allen, Lavi)

'When i gamble, i play to win.'*Heh heh heh heh*(Dark Allen(Gotta love him!))

'I'm tired of this! You're dangerous! YOU SCARE ME MORE THAN THE AKUMA DO!!' 'Huh? Why's that?' 'YOU JUST START BLASTING AWAY!' 'No choice! I was trying to minimize casualties!'(Lavi, Allen, Lavi, Allen)

'I felt like someone was watching me. Maybe it was a panda.' 'Sure, Allen. You cant swing a cat without a panda in China, right?'(Allen, Lenalee)

'Could he have been killed already?' 'It takes more than a little death to kill him.' 'You're not making sense, Allen.'(Krory, Allen, Lavi)

'We've found General Cross.' 'At last.' 'What a trek.' 'I didn't think we'd ever find him.' 'I was hoping we Wouldn't'(Lavi, Bookman, Krory, Lenalee, Allen)

'Ah, my Master, if you get yourself killed, i'll be very annoyed'(Allen)

"I'm afraid that once something is lost, you can never get it back"-Ciel Phantomhive (Black Butler)

I'm telling you this because you don't get it, you think you get it, which isn't the same as actually getting it. Get it?
Hatake Kakash (Naruto)

“Come on, Sora. I thought you were stronger than that.”
”Get real, look which one of us is winning!”
”…So you really are his nobody?”

"Men who toy with a Maiden's pure heart should get kicked by a horse and die" Charlotte (infinite Stratos )

"May god have Mersey on your soul,because I won't"- Some random person

"We can spend our lives letting the world tell us who we are. Sane or insane. Saints or sex addicts. Heroes or victims. Letting history tell us how good or bad we are. Letting our past decide our future. Or we can decide for ourselves. And maybe its our job to invent something better." Chuck Palahniuk

-Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!!

Alcohol might have killed many people; but many were born because of it too.

I do not have a drinking problem... I'm just thirsty.

World without women would be pain in the ass... If you know what I mean.

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.

I'm baffled over what to eat and they're crying over love.

Hello there, this is your life speaking. You have no idea what you're doing, do you?

Everything is legal... Until you get caught.

It's not that I don't trust people... I simply don't trust the demon inside of them.

You seem unhappy. I like that.

Don't worry, the zombies are looking for brains, you're safe. You're a great friend, but if the zombies chase us, I'm tripping you.

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. WORLD DOMINATION! BEST reason!

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

95 of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you're one of the 0.09 of kids who like to sabotage the popular people's clothes and hair for a good laugh, copy this to your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, therefore weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it have written, and you are one of the aforementioned people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull— or vice versa— copy this into your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his dang cereal put this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop stalking Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do drugs and/or drink alcohol. Put this in your profile if you're part of the two percent who would rather have chocolate any day.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversaition, put this in your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you're like in a parallel universe, put this on your profile.

A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". Or "it's" and "its". Or "there", "their" and "they're". If you are one of the ones that do know the differences and want to deck those who don't, put this in your profile.

If you always have a song stuck in your head, and you have one while you are reading this copy this to your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room for no reason, put this in your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when your stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing like, "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar to yourself. So if you're crazy, put this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile.

If you've ever seen a movie or so many times you can quote it word for word and you do so at random times or when the moment seems to need a quote, put this in your profile. (every new who for me! Yes, back away slowly, I know I'm freaky.)

If you are obsessed with FanFiction, put this into your profile.

If you just read a superlongprofilethingbecauseyouwereverybored copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever wanted to shout out RAXACORICALPHALAPATORIOUS in a silent room full of working people put this on your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name wrong...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae.

It's not a comic book, it's "Manga"
It's not a cartoon, it's "Anime"
It's not homosexual, it's "Yaoi"
It's not lesbian, it's "Yuri"
It's not erotic, it's "Ecchi"
It's not pedophile, it's "Lolicon"
It's not gay, it's "Shonen-ai"
It's not slutty, it's "Fan Service"
It's not a costume, it's "Cosplay"
It's not a dating show, it's a "Harem"
It's not a fetish, it's "Moe"
It's not a bipolar girl, it's "Tsundere"
It's not a drawing, it's "Doujinshi"
It's not schizophrenic girl, it's "Yandere"
It's not Chinese, it's "Japanese"
It's not Chinese animation, it's "Japanimation"

And most Importantly... I'm not a geek, I'm an "Otaku."

If you are a Proud Otaku, like me, copy this and post it on your wall.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them its uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off at the others.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

()_()Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies).

If you think that those kids should just let Lucky have his cereal back, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you still need the alphabet to remember the letter's order, copy this to yout profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.

If you have read every single one of these up to here, award yourself 5 points and copy this somewhere into your profile.

If you don't like Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana/Destiny Hope Cyrus/Whatever She's Calling Herself Now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever done or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends, but made your peers look at you strangely, copy this onto your profile.

If you think being unique is more important than being cool, repost this.

For me, Crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what is so interesting about the pencil. Crazy is when you skip down the hallway and wave at people who give you weird looks. Crazy is when you realize and say out loud something random like: "Did you know that singing while eating a hamburger can cause Possible Spontaneous Human Combustion? It's true!" Crazy is me. So if you are Crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever told a person your name and you never got their's, copy and past this into your profile.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy this in your profile

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.

If you like to say random sentences in a conversation, copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever been called a geek, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever had a dream involving a fictional character (not necessarily a sick dream), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever confused your entire class in a matter of seconds, copy this onto your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever seen an adult act like a gangster or use slang and were freaked out, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have too many of these "copy and paste" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think these 'copy and paste this into your profile' things are addictive, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever gotten annoyed with all of these 'copy and paste this into your profile' sayings, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you every kicked a guy in the balls, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever started one of these 'copy and paste this into your profile' things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall (or anything else) while you were sugar-high, copy onto profile

If you've ever lost someone (pets count) you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason ... Copy this onto your profile

If you would take a bullet for your best friend, put this in your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've randomly asked someone if they thought you were crazy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If they said yes, copy and paste this into your profile.

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and lose that it's weird. If you agree copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If, no matter how hard you try, you still run into things, put this in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both ... copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever pulled a door that said push, copy this to your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE sleeping, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet, then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.

If you think that suicide is taking the easy way out copy and paste on to your profile.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1993. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, " Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. she will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN GIRL RUN!'

FRIENDS:Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS:Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS:Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS:Will confort you when the guy rejects you

BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

Anime Lovers...

Real Anime Lovers: Know at least more than 10 series.
Fake Anime Lovers: Knows only naruto.

Real Anime Lovers: Learn japanese from watching anime.
Fake Anime Lovers: Don't even bother to learn japanese.

Real Anime Lovers: Are secretly dating one of the anime characters.
Fake Anime Lovers: Don't even know the characters names!

Real Anime Lovers:Know almost 10 song opening lyrics in japanese
Fake Anime Lovers: Wouldn't probably bother to even listen to a song.

Real Anime Lovers: Have at least 1 Manga.
Fake Anime Lovers: Claim they have more Manga than you.

Real Anime Lovers: Were born to adore anime.
Fake Anime Lovers:Claim to have known anime for their entire lives.

Real Anime Lovers: Cry when a character dies.
Fake Anime Lovers: Think the show you watch is very strange.

Real Anime Lovers: Would join in forums and discussions.
Fake Anime Lovers: Would keep scrolling.

Real Anime Lovers: Has a Fanfiction account and active.
Fake Anime Lovers: Has no idea what Fanfiction is and if he/she ever reads one, they will think of it as a canon!

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years.No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

-92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your ass off.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you often daydream of being in your favorite manga/anime, copy and paste this to your profile

If you spend hours in front of your computer/laptop for the sake of FF.Net, copy and paste this to your profile

If you're a total bookworm, copy and paste this to your profile

If you love D.Gray-Man, copy and paste this to your profile

If you love No. 6, copy and paste this in your profile

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

Some people are alive only because its illegal to kill them

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

Honesty is the best policy, but insanitly is the best defence.

Your just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

What if everyone else is weird and I'm the one that's normal?

Procrasinators unite! ...Wait, nevermind, we can do this later.

I do not obsess. I think intently.

Friends push you to get through hard times. Best friends push you to see you fall on your face.

Don't play stupid with me. I'm better at it.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off.

I like you. When I rule the world your death will be quick and painless.

Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible?

I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Guns don't kill people. People kill people.

I know I just said 'Guns don't kill people. People kill people.' But I think that guns help! I mean, not much would happen if you just sit there and yell 'BOOM'.

Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it couldn't have been done without stupidity.

Life' but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade, but if you have no water or sugar, that lemonade will suck.

There are many reasons why novelists write – but they all have one thing in common: a need to create an alternative world.

There is more pleasure to building castles in the air than on the ground.

Like everyone else, I am going to die. But the words – the words live on for as long as there are readers to see them, audiences to hear them. It is immortality by proxy. It is not really a bad deal, all things considered.

If one's human soul should completely disappear, one would probably be more likely to find happiness. But even so, the human inside oneself feels horror towards it like nothing else. O how so completely terrifying, grievous, and painful he thinks it! For one to lose his memories as a human.

I'm a writer... I DON'T HAVE TO MAKE SENSE!!

Don't say writers don't have social lives. We do, it's just mostly with the characters in our heads.

GET OUT OF MY HAPPY PLACE BEFORE I RIP YOUR ARM OFF.

One by one, bunnies steel my sanity.

If your life gives you lemons, go find a life that doesnt give you worthless fruit.

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

I may look like I'm happy, but secretly, I feel like bashing the side of your head with a monkey.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

If 90 percent of the people in the world don't have it, why do they call it common sense?

When policemen say "stealing is a bad thing", what do they say to the Governments, who have invented a law to feed off their paycheck without getting arrested and blamed for "stealing money"?

Something that looks nice on the outside can be dangerous or harbor ugly tendancies on the inside.

War does not decide who is right. War decides who is left.

Don't let traumatisms and bad memories hold you back from what your heart longs for.

Without leaps of imagination, or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possiilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning.

A peace born of illusion is nothing more than a lie; peace only holds meaning if it is created in reality.

If one can’t reason with God, one has to go card playing with the Devil.

This is the State Mental Hospital...thank you for calling

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital... ..

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the
line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the
Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell
you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press,
nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the
beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term
memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy
to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie
down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

Cross' POV

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Go gamble, moron,
My debts are due!
Don't care who you were,
And don't care who you'll be;
You're Allen right now,
so go pay my fee!

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100 percent. How about achieving 103 percent? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

then:

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96

but:

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100

and:
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far this will take you...

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118

Think about it... and have a nice day at work/school... :)

-When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch as the world wonders how the f you did it.

-When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

-Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

-Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

-Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

-One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

-Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

-Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake

-Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gurgle

-Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

-I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

-Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

-The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

-"I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down."

-I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

-They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

-If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

-Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

-If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

-Tell the truth and run.

-Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.

-Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense.

-Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.

-If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.

-Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

-When angry, count to ten. When very angry, swear.

-Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

-A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.

-Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

-Pineapples don't wear bathrobes.

-People are like potatoes. If you eat them, they will die.

-Some people are like slinkies, they're good for nothing, but they sure make you laugh when you push 'em down a flight of stairs

-Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls

There are 95% of people who would scream and cry if Justin Beiber, and Miley Cyrus were about to jump off the empire state building. If you're one of the 5% who would grab a chair get some popcorn and a can of soda and scream "JUMP!!" at the top of your lungs, copy and paste this on your profile.

One Heart Fulfills All Hearts.

All Hearts Lead To The Same Heart.

"Kingdom Hearts"

The Place Where The Mighty Heart Lives.

And Where Darkness Is Endlessly Deep

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!!

Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), nats10art (USA), DarkAkastukiNeko (USA-AL.), The Waterbender (USA), Joe333(Serbia), Gr4Yr4iN (Australia),GoldPhantom (USA) Akuma no Bara(USA)

What my mother taught me:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me: ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about Justice
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes:

I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes:

I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes:

I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes:

I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes:

and so on.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES:

Say the words out loud.
1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone...No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...Le i Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah

Work vs Prison

IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON... you get three meals a day.
AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK... you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK... you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON... you get your own toilet.
AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK... they are called managers.

So why is it, again, that we work?

YOUR GUY SIDE:

[x] You love hoodies.
[x] You love jeans.
[x] Dogs are better than cats.
[x] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[x]You've played with/against boys on a team.
[x]Shopping is torture.
[ ]You own/ed an X-Box.
[x] Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
[x] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x] You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
[x]You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.(Still kinda am...)
[ ] You watch sports on TV.
[x] Gory movies are cool.
[ ] You go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You like going to high school football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
[x] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[x] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people (Why are you sleeping at my house? You have your own...)
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colors.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[ ] Sports are fun.
[x] Talk with food in your mouth.
[ ] Sleep with your socks on at night

Total: 16/24

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

[ ] You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
[ ] You love to shop.(If it has noting to do with anime/manga I want no part of it)
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[ ] You wear the color pink.
[ ] Go to your mom for advice
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.(Your waving around pompoms in short skirts that clearly show off everything, no one gets hurt your not competing for anything, and you expect me to say its a sport?)
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[ ] You like hanging out at the mall.(The horror!!!!)
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (ehhh...)
[ ] You like wearing jewelery. (Does anime items count?)
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.(I don't own a skirt...)
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[ ] You were in gymnastics
[ ] It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
[x] You smile more than you should.(It keeps people on their toes)
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.(What are you? Payless?)
[ ] You care about what you look like. (Does it really matter?)
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.(Can't breath!!!!)
[x] You love the movies.
[x] Used to play with dolls as little kid. (...I was a kid...)

[ ]Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. (If its a prank...)

[ ]Like being the star of every thing. (Why would I like random people looking at me?)

Total: 3/24

Greetings.

If you are the police, I did not steal those gold bars from Fort Knox.

If you are the bank, I have a few gold bars I need to store.

If you are the C.S.I., my fingerprints just happened to appear on the guy's neck and I did not kill him.

If you are the morgue, I have a few bodies for you.

If you are an enemy, I have poisoned your food.

If you are a friend, I have the antidote.

If you are the Secret Service, I did not sneak into the Oval Office.

If you are the President of the United States, I hope you liked my whoopee cushion.

If you are the I.R.S., I already gave you those gold bars.

If you are an investigative reporter or a detective looking for evidence to support a lawsuit against me, all the statements you have just read are lies.

And if you are an entertained reader of this little article, post it on your profile.

Thank you.

beep*

This has got to be one of the most clever
brainteasers I've seen in a while.
Someone out there either has too much
spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

Me:I have WAY to much free time on my hands...

Friend: No you don't

Me: what do you mean?

Friend: Get your lazy a* up and go write some fanfiction! The fans are waiting!

-Outside you can hear the screams of thousands of fans waiting to kill me if they don't get the next chapter of their favorite fanfic right this second-

Me: Crap we're so dead O.o

Friend: What do you mean 'we'? I'm sacrificing you when the time comes T_T

Me: You cold heartless mother-!

-Sound of my window breaking-

Me: WTF?!?!? Was that a Fuuing brick?!?!?!?!!

Friend: Yep, I'll give you to the count of three to run _

Me: -Runs away while saying, "You sadistic little mother flapper fuuing son of a--!"

Friend: Ok! I gave you enough time to run!

Me: HHHHIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friend and Reborn: Damn she runs fast,

Reborn: Maybe I should send Dame-Tsuna here for some extra training...

Tsuna: -in the corner sweating bullets-

Me: I DON'T WANNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TT_TT