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since: 05-28-03, id: 392355, Profile Updated: 06-21-09
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Author has written 82 stories for Inuyasha, Peach Girl, Gundam Wing/Sailor Moon, Sailor Moon X-overs, Gundam Wing/AC, Winx Club, Stargate: SG-1, Naruto, Avatar: Last Airbender, Fullmetal Alchemist, and 6teen.

It is important to draw wisdom from many different places.

If you take it from only one place, it becomes rigid and stale.

Understanding others-the other elements, and the other nations, will help you become whole. - Uncle Iroh

Wee a new picture. Well not totally. Hmm I do need some new stuff.

My Updated Profile

Stuff about me:

Real Name: Megan (call me Meg and I'll be okay, call me out of my name and you'll be in a world of hurt)

Sex: If you have to ask you just aren't that smart.

Height: 5'5

Hair: Dark red and growing out.

Birthday & Year: 24th July 1981 So do the math

Zodiac Signs: Eastern- Rooster Western- Leo (technically Cancer Leo Cusp)

Elements: Eastern: Double Metal Western: Fire (technically fire and water)

Planet: The sun Okay yeah the sun isn't a planet... so what? Neither is the moon!

Location: The US. I can speak English and some French and Spanish. I'm also struggling with Italian.


I'm a major ham (I blame my zodiac sign). I love when I get reviews and I always review chapters that I read. So I come to expect that others will do the same. Please it doesn't take long. Oh and I'm a grammar nazi (can I type nazi on here? It's not the evil nazi, more like the Soup Nazi from Seinfield) Don't take it personally (because I do this to my boyfriend and I love him) but really if you're going to post something for people to read take some time to have some respect for the language.

Likes:

Writing- Well there's a no duh moment. If I didn't like writing, I wouldn't be here.

Drawing: I'm not especially taleneted at it, but when I get in the mood I do a lot of fan art for Winx Club and I may try some Avatar stuff now.

Messing with Riven (Winx Club)- I killed off his love interest in a oneshot and paired him with a witch... then well I made his kid go to Cloud Tower, I wonder if he'll ever forgive me... wait who cares? He's 2 Demensional!

Giving Azula (Avatar the Last Airbender) hell: If anyone saw the season finale of season 2 or watched the Storm... or actually just watched the show in general they'd understand. The girl is a lunatic... and I've spoofed her in a lot of stories.

People with a sense of humor, horseback riding (hence the pen name), shopping, listening to music, singing off key to said music, driving. Reading, Winx Club (I fully intend on one day getting all the RAI DVDs since the 4Kids version sucks) chocolate, baking, cooking, annoying my wonderful friends, Desperate Housewives (I have some quotes from that) politics and SEPHORA!

Collecting Winx Club dolls. I have about 20 give or take. Including a first edition Stella, Slumber party Stella, and the new Denim/shopping Stella that I got off of Ebay. A friend of mine got me all the Enchantix ones too. I swear I'm running out of room and my boyfriend says it's becoming night of the living Winx Dolls in my room!

http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/The_Winx_Club_Debate_Team/50509/ This my dears is a very fun forum if you want to talk Winx Club. The only reason I can think of for not viewing the site is if you don't know about Winx Club.


Dislikes

Stupid people- Nobody likes a complete idiot

Snobby people- You really aren't better than me.

Labels- I am not a can

People who aren't up front with me - Here's the deal. I'm very straight foreward and I expect other people to be the same, not lie to me. Or for that matter avoid me after I've known them for like half our lives.

Bad grammar, spelling, punctuation and people who don't really care about it.- FOR THE LOVE OF DIVINITY PEOPLE, YOU TOOK THE TIME TO SIT DOWN AND WRITE THE BLOODY STORY! HAVE SOME PRIDE FOR YOUR WORK AND USE THE G.D. SPELL CHECK! BILL GATES INSTALLED IT INTO MICROSOFT FOR A BLOODY REASON!

People who ask for you not to flame their stories when in reality they mean that you shouldn't be honest or critique, just gush about how absolutely fantastic their stories are when they're just ok. NO! Sorry but the review button isn't only there for the readers to say that they liked certain parts of a story. Example True story: I recently reviewed a new Winx Club story and my suggestions were that the author load the story on to a web doc. so the paragraphs weren't bunched together and a claryfication on childbirth and the word OBGYN. What I got was a review reply saying that I was a mean cruel person. And the review was deleted. Along with one by Wallington J. Simpson (a favorite anonomys reviewer of mine) who pointed out something about multiple births. If you don't want honesty then don't post for sobbing out loud! Everyone (myself included) has received unfavorable reviews for stories. But unless they're abusive I've yet to delete one.

Bad writing. If your story resembles anything with Mary Sues or has a complete want of a plot, please be reassured that I will not hesitate to tell you. And no, telling me that if I don't like it don't read it won't work.

Rude people who curse you out in their flames for not updating fast enough for their liking. Hey I have a life outside of this site. There are reasons why I don't up date as fast as everyone else! I'm a single mom! I have a full time job! And like everyone else I get writer's block! If you don't like it, go write your own stories. And I thank Totally Ashley for her advice on ranting.

People who've nothing better to do than flame others. Really! yes I know I can be pretty rude at times, and I don't mean it to be nasty, it's just that sometimes the computer doesn't convey tone very well. Don't worry I'm working on that (hears entire Winx Club board sigh in relief) . But I don't say it just to be mean. BUt there are members on this site who are on there just to be nasty. Quite frankly if you won't say it to someone's face, don't say it on a computer. It doesn't make you seem tough. It makes you look like a total jackass. Just because the bullies in school made you feel like crap doesn't give you leave to do it to someone else.


Author Recommendations

If you don't see yourself up here, it's because I'm absent-minded...

Or I don't know you that well.

Rogue_ Scholar07- We use eachothers OCs in our fanfics. I highly recommend either her Winx Club or X-Men stuff. Also we have a round robin fic going on at the moment. My What Happened Next is a companion to her Looking Glass fic. So READ and REVIEW both of them for the full effect.

Jsi-Spitz- I've just started reading her stuff and I keep thinking, Damn that's funny why didn't I think of that first. Plus she also has a Deviant Art site and is a fan of Riven (or it would seem so) She's also noteworthy for breathing more new life into 2nd gen Winx Club fics

Nisa Tunesque- I hope I'm spelling this right, she's a really good older Winx Club author like myself.

Darev (formerly KnightofFaerun)- Most notable as the only guy on this list. But he is a very good older writer, plus he replies to his reviews- go ahead and check out his stuff too.

Charra Loon- A wonderful AU cross over author. I've read both of her Winx Club fics and highly recommend both of them.

XOtotheloveXO- Formerly SmilinStar13 How can you not love a girl who broke up the SkyBloom annoyance then made Bloom crazy? And now she's even messing with Brandon and Stella!

PurpleNova823- She's so damn crazy! She makes me laugh! And she is uber twisted. If you like Winx Club I suggest If Riven Married Stella or Why Riven Should Live

Book Worm37- She writes a lot of Stargate SG-1 fics. So if that's your thing read her stuff.


Story Ideas: Take them from me and cursed you'll be

The story will be removed after I upload it- Uh the idea will be removed

Most of these stories are already writen out in one of my two notebooks Or on my hard drive, so all I need to do is finish a chapter.

1.) The Nine Fates: A sweet little oneshot inspired by a chapter in The Kitchen God's Wife by Amy Tan The way I'm picturing it in my head is that Riven and Flora meet while Flora is in an abusive relationship with Helia. AU and includes some drama and a touching death scene. (Excerpt in Quotes) Nothing started yet

2.) Skin/ In Her Skin: It was going to be about Flora, but I think Stella seems like a better candidate- so now I just have to type it since it's already in my notebook- almost done, but according to some people it needs tweeking

3.) The Way I Loved You- Some proof that I am not just doing Winx Club fics in my head. This is an attempt at a Nikki/Jonesy fic to the song The Way I Loved You by Taylor Swift

4.) Hand of Sorrow: My boyfriend is helping me out with this one and all I have down now is the summary which is utter crap. But it's another AU RivenxFlora story. Riven is a trained black knight (if you want some claryfication IM SpyLR) and he knows nothing but honor and fighting- but it all changes when he meets a healer (Flora) Kinks are being worked on as I type. Based losely on the song Hand Of Sorrow by Within Temptation

5.) Already Gone: We can call this proof that I don't only write Winx Club stories. It's based on the song Already Gone by Sugarland and involves Jonesy, Nikki and an AU 6teen setting

6.) Hat Full of Stars: Please deal with me because I haven't even started writing yet. But what I'm thinking is another AU 6teen setting. And aside from using their kids I don't even have it all sorted out.

Just remember you have been warned.

More strange ideas coming soon and if you want to try something like this ask.


Story news

In the coming months I will be updating the following stories: Know Your Stars (most of them in one way or another) I Can't Believe You Did That A Place In This World (I know what I want to do with this story now! Just keep reading) and a few others. Just don't hold your breath because I'm busy.

And I'm still coming up with new stuff because unlike me, my brain never sleeps!


Warnings

I like my stories to be just so so if I don't like my stuff I'll delete and start again until it's correct. Good writing takes time and determination.

I work full time as an RA, and Per Diem as an Ra. And I'm a single mom with a long distance relationship.

While I do enjoy canon pairings I do have tendancies to become unorthadox in my stories and mix people up.

Positive reviews will be rewarded somehow. Flames will be used to decrease heating costs or aid my cooking. And anyone who complains will be fish slapped.

Blessed Be


The truth about why things aren't updated quickly

In complete sentances

1.) I've a full time job and a part time job. Please deal with that accordingly

2.) I'm a full time mom and I work Sunday- Saturday with no time off

3.) Writing good stuff takes time. Sometimes I'm inspired and other times I look at what I wrote and say: What is this crap? Ugh delete it!

4.) Sometimes I just get tired with a story. But if I like it enough and if I get enough positive reviews on it the idea should see the light of day again

Best Pairings in my opinion

1.) Most Canon pairings in InuYasha

2.) Kagura and Sesshomaru

3.) Sokka and Suki from Avatar

4.) Zuko and Katara from Avatar (See Angel I was converted!)

5.) Riven and Flora! I know it's non canon. But they would look so cute together! I don't know why- maybe Flora's calm nature would balance him out? That would be interesting.

6.) Winry/Ed- Full Metal Alchemist

7.) Mori Sempai (from Ouran Host Club) and I (Kidding! Kidding!)

Pairings I can Deal With

1.) Kikyo and InuYasha- Yeah, it is kind of odd for me since Kikyo keeps trying to kill InuYasha, but you have to figure that if there was no Naraku Kikyo wouldn't have pinned InuYasha to a tree. Of course in all fairness there never would have been a good story either, but hey Kikyo didn't even want to be brought back to life in the first place so give her a little break

2.) Kagome and Sesshomaru- I read these stories and like them. I just wish people didn't always turn InuYasha into a jerk and that's why she left him. One of my favorite Sesshy/ Kagome pairing stories is Letters by: Lavender Valentine It's a tough beginning and InuYasha is dead by the middle of the second sentance, but it's very well written.

3.) Katara and Aang- Well for one thing it's probably how it's going to go in the story. For another Aang isn't that annoying for being a main character. The writers gave him flaws, so if he ends up with Katara I'll live.

4.) Musa and Riven- It's a canon pairing. It's what I have to deal with because that's what the creators decided

5.) Layla and Riven from Winx Club- I don't know why I never thought of it. But I saw some fan art about it and a reason behind it- guess it could work


Extremely Frightening Pairings

1.) Rin and Sesshomaru- Everyone opposed to this pairing say Aye (Everyone says AYE). That's what I thought. I'm sorry, but My Fluffy san is not a pedophile. I don't care what the last installment of the Manga says!

2.) Azula and anyone male or female- Yes I'm stealing this idea from AngelDarkChylde. But really can you picture Azula with anyone who she wouldn't screw over either menatally or physically? Except MAYBE in an AU setting.

3.) Cedric and Miranda from W.I.T.C.H.-I don't know if it's the spider/giant lizard thing or the Little girl older man thing, but EW!

4.) Bloom and Sky from Winx Club- Okay, yes they're canon... and I guess since they're both nauseating they're okay together. But everytime I watch the show I keep my pink bismouth and a trash bin ready.


Current Song Obsessions Top Ten List

(May they become some of your obsessions too)

(Shamelessly stolen from Nisa Tunesque's profile)

1.) Hand of Sorrow- Within Temptation

2.) So What- P!nk

3.) Fearless- Taylor Swift

4.) Before It's Too Late- Goo Goo Dolls

5.) I'll Come For You- Nickelback

6.) We Run- Sugarland

7.) Made of Steel- Our Lady Peace

8.) Audience of One- Rise Against

9.) Defying Gravity- From the Musical Wicked

10.) Best Days of Your Life- LeeAnn Rimes


Favorite Irish Blessings and Sayings

May those who love us always love us. And for those who don't love us may God turn their hearts. And if He can't turn their hearts may He turn their ankels so we may know them by their limping-

Irish Diplomacy- The art of telling a man to go to hell in such a way that he looks forward to the trip-

I once complained that I had no shoes- until I met a man who had no feet-

Do not resent growing old- many are denied the privlege-

May you be in Heaven a full hour before the Devil knows your dead.

There are two types of people in this world, the Irish and everyone who wishes that they were Irish

If you're lucky enough to be Irish, you're lucky enough


Favorite Random Quotes:

These will be altered from time to time

If homosexuality is a disease, then I think we should all call in queer to work. You know just call in and say: Sorry, I can't come into work again today, still queer.

Oh moon my friend. I'm so hungry I wish you really were made of cheese.- Ed Elric FMA

May we have the courage to heal ourselves and never leave before we're gone.

Dude you're harshing my mellow- Jude from 6Teen

I'm so excited. If I was a little yappy dog, I'd be peeing myself right now.- Me

I have a dream and in it something eats you- Happy Bunny

My pretending to listen should be good enough for you- Happy Bunny

Come on you idiots! Do what Musa says!- Riven The Show Must go on

What did you do, comb your hair with an eggbeater?- Stella to Bloom in Riven's betrayal

Will work 4 shoes- One of my t-shirts

I'm not a mean person, I'm a very honest person who doesn't care what it sounds like.- me

Well at least we all know that Megan is honest- My friend Lisa

If you can't say something nice, come over here and sit next to me.

Riven never had time to tell me what the ninth fate was, but he didn't have to I knew what it was. It was me, I was the ninth.- Flora, The Nine Fates

I buried myself for a hundred years to get away from you! Can't you take a hint?- Night Life

You are not quite evil enough. You are semi evil. You are quasi evil. You are the margarine of evil. You are the diet coke of evil- just one calorie, not evil enough. - Dr.Evil

There are times that you really should just mind your own business, but then there are those times when you see someone dressed really badly and you just want to give them a lot of free advice- Me

When life throws you lemons, throw them back harder.

When life throws you lemons, squirt them in the eyes of your enemies- Happy Bunny

Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet- Mae West

I am so not above slapping a nun- Eva Langoria as Gabriel Solis from Desperate Housewives Season 2

Meddle not in the affairs of dragons for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup

Meddle not in the affairs of fanfic authors for thou art pliant and subject to plot holes and messy deaths- Me


Stories are availble below. I like reviews and cookies!

Dans chaque fin, il y a un debut

(In every end there is also a beginning)

Chibi Horsewoman

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1. A Place in This World » reviews
Flora and Helia had a girl named Felicity then they had a major falling out. Fearing for their friend’s safety as well as that of her daughter, the other Winx girls manage to transport Flora and Felicity to Earth complete sumary inside
Winx Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,178 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 11-22-09 - Published: 11-15-07
2. I Can't Believe You Did That! » reviews
It has been said that you shouldn’t believe everything that you read. This is very true in this series of short drabbles about the Winx Club cast. AU, OOC and just downright strange
Winx Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 12,103 - Reviews: 164 - Updated: 1-29-09 - Published: 2-22-07
3. Scary Sues reviews
I’m really getting tired of some of the badly written Winx Club stories that have been popping up lately. So now it's time to extract my revenge. Friends and readers I bring you the Scary Sue drabbles
Winx Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-10-09 - Bloom
4. Know Your Stars 6teen reviews
Back in the day there used to be a show called All That that had a skit called ‘Know Your Stars’ where a bunch of false information was said about the cast. This is a version that I’m doing for 6Teen. It’s also my very first 6Teen fanfic.
6teen - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-2-08
5. Lessons Learned » reviews
So it’s been a few years since the Winx Club graduated from Alfea, now Flora’s sister Maelei has her chance to join the fairies of Alfea as a freshman. However even though the Trix are finally gone there are new enemies eager to take their place
Winx Club - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,488 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 7-31-08 - Published: 6-22-08
6. If Sokka Were Married to Azula » reviews
Updated after nearly a year long hiatus! The full title is If Sokka Were Married to Azula, Various Shipping Drabbles there's a full summary inside but please don't read this unless you can take a joke. Because flamers will be teased! AU OOC
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,714 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 7-26-08 - Published: 11-16-06
7. Dearly Beloved reviews
Everyone loves a wedding right? Of course they do! And most people love wedding stories too. Well this one shot is about Bloom and Sky’s wedding. But since I don’t like Bloom and Sky, this won’t be sweet or romantic, just really messed up. R&R please
Winx Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-7-08 - Bloom & Sky - Complete
8. Know Your Stars: Winx Club » reviews
I know first no updates since October '07 and now 2 in one day. Okay basic summary: The ENTIRE Winx Club cast gets spoofed, no exceptions. Please read. review and make suggestions.
Winx Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,632 - Reviews: 230 - Updated: 7-6-08 - Published: 8-22-05
9. What Happened Next » reviews
The Side fic to Rogue Scholar07's Looking Glass fic. It's the future of Magix and the rules have been changed. Want to find out how? Just read
Winx Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 34 - Words: 51,090 - Reviews: 117 - Updated: 7-4-08 - Published: 10-15-05
10. Angel Annoys Azula reviews
Self explanatory drabbles where I stick my friend Angel into the Avatar world for the sole purpose of annoying Azula. No powers will be used because she doesn’t have any. Well other than the power of being able to annoy Azula.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-18-08 - Azula
11. Straw Into Gold » reviews
You know that old story about Rumpelstiltskin where at the end the poor guy explodes and the miller’s daughter lives happily ever after as queen? Well forget that story, because that's not how this one goes. AU and OOC Full summary inside
Winx Club - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,080 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 2-23-08 - Published: 2-11-08 - Riven & Flora - Complete
12. Two Pink Lines reviews
Inspired by the song Two Pink Line’s by Erik Church, this one-shot is my first ever FMA fan fiction. Told in Ed’s POV Ed and Winry encounter a bit of a problem. Hope ya like it. I think it’ll be a bit OOC and definitely AU since I’ve only seen the first e
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-14-08 - Winry R. & Edward E. - Complete
13. Stella's First Thanksgiving reviews
Since her half sister was raised in the U.S. and has had to pull up roots and move to Magix to learn more about everything Stella is going through a period of sympathy pains for Pandora. More inside AU
Winx Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-22-07 - Stella - Complete
14. Questions For the Winx Club Cast reviews
You know you’ve always wanted to do this, especially while watching a particularly painful scene in a certain show. What the hell were they thinking? Well now you can, kind of. Each chapter will have a different character. Characters will be used again wh
Winx Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 11-16-07
15. Behind Those Violet Eyes » reviews
Okay this story ties in with Rogue Scholar's Sapphire Flames and Mutants in Magix fics. But it's a bit behind both of them. Any questions just drop a PM Anyways: Girl gets magic, girl goes to CT, girl may be related to Stella. AU 2nd Season
Winx Club - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,914 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 11-10-07 - Published: 9-26-06
16. Interview With The Girls of Avatar reviews
I think the title is more than selfexplanatory. I interview the girls of Avatar… not all of them mind you, but most of them. Nothing to it right? Right, and I have a petting zoo in my backyard complete with an armadillo bear.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-15-07 - Complete
17. Something We Call Drunk Dialing reviews
Darcy gets drunk with her sisters, some friends and her cousin and ends up calling Riven. This is AU OOC contains OCs and could be caused by lack of sleep. Told in Darcy’s POV. Set in the same storyline as Rogue Scholar’s stuff.
Winx Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-12-07 - Darcy & Riven
18. A Million and One Ways to Tick Off Bloom » reviews
Exactly like the title says… except if we exceed a million and one I'm not going to complain. These are just suggestions on how to annoy Bloom. Blodwyn if you watch the Welsh dub I hope you like them
Winx Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,207 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 10-5-07 - Published: 1-23-07
19. Revelations » reviews
What happens when Riven finds out that he has a sister and he's not the only one who had a crappy time growing up? Well you're about to find out. RR
Winx Club - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 10-4-07 - Published: 8-9-06 - Riven
20. Ozai’s Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day reviews
Ozai should have known it was going to be a bad day when he stepped out of bed and tripped over Iroh’s old tea set. He should have just stayed in bed, but then you wouldn’t be sitting here reading this story. OOC & AU
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-2-07 - Complete
21. Dear Zuko reviews
Just a little something I came up while getting ready for bed. It involves some speculation on the ending of the 3rd season. some OOCness and an open ending. R&R please
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-1-07 - Zuko & Mai - Complete
22. Danser Dans L'obscurité » reviews
Fits in with Mutants in Magix. Hoping to put an end to Lamort’s flirtations Raven consented to a date with the ‘Bayou Rat’ just as long as he keeps his hands to himself. And it kind of escalated from there. Chap 10 Edited thanks to Nisa
Winx Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,484 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 10-1-07 - Published: 1-29-07
23. Travelin Soldier reviews
One shot based on the song Travelin’ Soldier by the Dixie Chicks. Riven gets to play the soldier. It’s a little darker than some of my stuff. But I hope everyone likes it even if it is non canon and AU.
Winx Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-2-07 - Complete
24. Know Your Stars Avatar the Last Airbender » reviews
From the insane mind that brought you Know Your Stars Winx Club and KNow Your Stars Naruto comes Know Your Stars Avatar. Basically I mess with the characters of Avatar. 3rd victim finally added: Prince Zuko of the Fire Nation!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 5-25-07 - Published: 11-7-06
25. Waiting on Two Pink Lines reviews
Musa and Riven have a small… okay large problem. Musa’s late and Riven is in a panic. I guess the school districts of Magix should invest in some sex education classes. Rated T for brief refereces
Winx Club - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 3-8-07 - Complete
26. Fireworks and Other Explosions reviews
Full and accurate summary with the first chapter, I'm hoping that this story will cover bits of where Mutants in Magix and Violet eyes will eventually leave off. If not, well it's at least entertaining.
Winx Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-26-07
27. Specialists are Like Shoes reviews
The girls of Winx Club all the Girls not just fairies Talk about how specialists are like shoes. In song format. Just a note I wrote this prior to the 2nd season but forgot about it 'til now.
Winx Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-14-07 - Complete
28. Random Thoughts of a Musical Fairy reviews
Ever wonder what goes on in Musa's head but were too scared to really ask? Well don't worry I've written it up for you.
Winx Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-14-07
29. Azula Got Run Over By a Reindeer reviews
It’s Christmas Eve, what is more proof of the Christmas spirit than Azula getting run over by eight reindeer flying a sleigh carrying a fat guy and a shedload of presents?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 12-23-06 - Azula - Complete
30. How the Sociopath Stole Christmas reviews
Every year the citizens of one small Water Tribe town have the nerve to celebrate a holiday that pisses off Azula. One year she gets fed up and decides to take matters into her own hands. AU OOCness and a Momo Cameo
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-12-06 - Azula - Complete
31. Christmas Carols Inspired by Winx and Co » reviews
After nearly a year hiatus this story is back with new songs! Please sit back and relax as I proudly present some new songs.
Winx Club - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 11-14-06 - Published: 10-23-05
32. Fire Nation Family Therapy » reviews
Yeah, like no one ever thought of doing this before. But what happens when you stick the Avatar world’s most dysfunctional family in existence in therapy? Probably something like this. AU OOC some violence and some swearing.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,945 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 11-14-06 - Published: 10-30-06
33. What Would Happen if Sky and Riven Were a Couple reviews
A short badly written drabble that I wrote because Riven's Italian Birthday is the 15th of October. And I wanted a challenge, Clueless97, this is for you. Rated T since it's slightly Yaoi
Winx Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-14-06 - Complete
34. Red Rag Top reviews
8 years ago Riven had a band and got hooked up with Flora. Some really sad things happened and they broke up. Now years later someone from Riven’s past bumps into him and brings back some memories he’d rather forget. AU Riven and Flora
Winx Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-28-06 - Riven & Flora
35. Before Helia Cheats reviews
I've always thought of Flora as a passive agressive individual and this oneshot proves it. Based on Carrie Underwood's new song: Before He Cheats, Flora catches Helia cheating and takes it out on his truck. OOCness!
Winx Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-27-06 - Complete
36. Riven’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day reviews
Written for Reyena Draconis's Winx Club Fanfiction Contest. Riven should have known that it was going to be a bad day when he tripped on one of Timmy's inventions. He should never have gotten out of bed. But then this wouldn't be funny.
Winx Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9-17-06 - Complete
37. Winx Club Cast's Twisted Reality » reviews
Yes I know I have a lot of fanfics to update and stuff that I haven’t finished chapters to, but bear with me. Because this is funny! Short chapter this time, I ran out of ideas.
Winx Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 8-23-06 - Published: 5-30-06
38. Hathor Vs The Computer reviews
The title is misleading. But if you've read my other 2 SG1 oneshots you kind of get the idea of what happens. This is funny, trust me. R&R
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-5-06 - Complete
39. This is not a Fairy Tale » reviews
Not everything is what is seems. Sure on the outside Stella looks like your average teen age fairy who is obsessed with fashion and her boyfriend, but what goes on inside that head of hers? And what would her friends think if they found out?
Winx Club - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 7-10-06 - Published: 5-30-06
40. Know Your Stars Naruto » reviews
If you’ve ever read any other Know Your Stars fanfiction or seen the skit Know Your Stars you’ll know what this story is about.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 7-10-06 - Published: 6-16-06
41. I Hate to Love You » reviews
A sequel to my Last Kiss Songfic. I don't know how to do the summary for this. But T for language, dialog, and other things. I just revised chapter 2 bc I got to thinking why would Pandora be up for racing?
Winx Club - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,266 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-10-06 - Published: 9-8-05
42. Know Your Stars Stargate SG1 » reviews
Well, I really don't know what I'm doing here, but thanks to an AIM convo I'm spoofing the SG1 cast. Villains and good guys
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 5-31-06 - Published: 3-12-06
43. Anubis Gets Owned by Customer Service and Support reviews
This is a sequel to The Goa’uld who got Screwed by Tech Support. Ya’ll can thank blame Bookworm37 for part of it and Duckie for the other part. This is a lot like when Ba’al gets owned, only different because it’s Anubis. So there’s going to be some viole
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-14-06 - Complete
44. The System Lord who Got Screwed by Tech Support reviews
I blame my friend Duckie. Oh and the fact that I wrote a oneshot simular to this once last year. Uh summary? Ba'al gets owned and the ending has a twist
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-9-06 - Complete
45. Darcy's Psychic Hotline » reviews
Yet another chapter. Hey this was only a one shot until some reviewers thought differently! Hey ever wonder what would happen if you put Flora, Riven, Helia and Musa in a love square? Well, why don't you read?
Winx Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 5-2-06 - Published: 10-27-05
46. Heart's Blood reviews
A young woman is condemmed for witchcraft and her sentence is to be sacrificed to a dragon. This is completely AU and doesn't hold to the Winx Club story line at all. FloraRiven pairing and the rating may go up.
Winx Club - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-6-06
47. Interview With the Specialists reviews
This is my long awaited sequel to Interview With the Winx shameless plugstory. This one is a bit stranger. But I hope just as funny. And FYI Mimet is a villain from SailorMoonS
Winx Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 12-25-05 - Complete
48. Riven and Skye Switch Bodies » reviews
Exactly what the title says: A preteen witch casts a spell on Riven and Skye causing them to switch bodies! And you thought Skye and Brandon switching identities was confusing. and before you flame me about updating I ask that you read my profile
Winx Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 12-6-05 - Published: 11-17-05
49. Something That Will Never Appear reviews
Riven writes a poem about Flora. Heh. Yes you may flame. But no nasty flames becuase I worked really hard on this poem!
Winx Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 11-30-05 - Complete
50. The Winx do New York » reviews
After a battle with the Witches sends Bloom, Stella, Musa, Riven, Skye and Brandon through a portal they wind up in NYS! Without powers. How will they survive? Read and find out!
Winx Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,620 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 11-27-05 - Published: 11-13-05
51. Search for the Flame » reviews
A girl separated from her family since she was 3 and plagued by visions since 10 is sent to Alfea then transfered to Red Fountain. Full sumary inside. Warning a bit darker than what I usually write.
Winx Club - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,990 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 11-14-05 - Published: 10-6-05
52. Everyone but me reviews
Someone has decided to disect the Winx and Co. Guess who it is
Winx Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 11-6-05 - Complete
53. Rivenlocks and the Three Witches reviews
My parody of Goldilocks and the Three Bears. The characters may be a bit OOC, but it's all for the sake of comedy! So enjoy and review.
Winx Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-6-05
54. Bow to my Insanity reviews
The Red Fountain guys sans Helia get fanficked. No romance. Some gratuitous violence and mild innuendo. Okay one sentence. The guys really get hit. Flames accepted.
Winx Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-30-05
55. If you Give a Specialist a Soda reviews
If you give a specialist a soda, chances are he'll want a sandwich to go with it. Dedicated to all my reviewers And BTW where I live pop is soda This is kinda good.
Winx Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 10-29-05
56. How the Witch Stole Christmas reviews
Inspired by my local mall I've decided to post a Christmas story in mid October. Based on How the Grinch Stole Christmas I bring you: This sad attempt at humor. one swear word
Winx Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-22-05 - Complete
57. Alfea Girls reviews
A one shot tribute to the Witches of Cloud Tower in a song! I know I'll probably be flamed, but I don't care. I needed to write this. DOn't worry, it's short. Based on Gretchen Wilson's California Girls
Winx Club - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-20-05 - Complete
58. Interview with the Winx reviews
Probably just a oneshot. I interview the Winx and a lot of freaky things happen. Just read and review
Winx Club - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-16-05 - Complete
59. Babysitting Trix » reviews
The Trix sisters Darcy, Icy and Stormy are desperate to make money. Then one of them find an ad looking for three babysitters. AU OOC and a lot of comic relief.
Winx Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 9-25-05 - Published: 9-9-05
60. Last Kiss reviews
Riven and Musa go out on a date, there's a car crash. Oneshot Song fic
Winx Club - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 9-4-05 - Complete
61. How InuYasha Learned Spanish reviews
Rating may go up thanks to IY's mouth but maybe not. This is a prequel to The dog the got Annoyed by Telemarketers. It tells how InuYasha learned the Spanish he used on the telemarketers. I hope you like it.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-24-05 - Inuyasha
62. Give Reason for Life reviews
I don't really have a good summary for this. But this is my first sole GW fic. Just try not to kill me. on holdI'm clueless on what to do next
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-19-05
63. So Long Sanity » reviews
This is my first time adding horseback riding to the story. I was even nice enough to include definitions for those of you who don't ride. I hope you enjoy this. And as usual I have made Sesshy a tad OC
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,205 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 5-15-05 - Published: 5-5-05 - Sesshomaru & Kagura
64. Buyo Was a Guardian Cat reviews
I visited a Buyo website and was inspired to do a Buyo fanfic set in a Sailor Moon universe. In other words this is a InuYasha fan fic with Sailor Moon flavoring. But for the sake of obeying, it's in crossoversdiff. summary inside. I hope you enjoy it.
Sailor Moon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-12-05 - Complete
65. The Dog Who Got Annoyed by Tekemarketers reviews
You know how telemarketers call and annoy people? This is one of those stories. There's a different summary inside. Just read the story and reveiw it'll make me happy.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-11-05 - Inuyasha & Kagome - Complete
66. It's High School Higurashi Kagome » reviews
Nothing else right now but a revised first chapter. I swear I'm working on the fourth chapter right now. Well, not right now right now. But after I'm done with this summary I'll do it!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 4-30-05 - Published: 6-6-04 - Kagome & Inuyasha
67. If the InuYasha Cast was in the Real World » reviews
I was writing another one of my stories when this idea hit me so I had to try it out. Somewhat more advanced summary inside
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 2-6-05 - Published: 4-8-04
68. The Whole Nine Months » reviews
AU Sesshy and Kagura are married and Sesshy's an american soldier about to be deployed. Kagura finds out she's pregnant. This is one pregnancy story written from experiance. And yes, Sesshy is a bit OOC
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,298 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 8-10-04 - Published: 4-1-04 - Kagura & Sesshomaru
69. Straw Into Gold, A remade Rumplestiltskin Story » reviews
AU. Like the story of Rumplestiltzkin, but hate how the poor guy always explodes in the end? Not this time. An OOC Sesshomaru and Kagura play lead roles in this remake of Rumplestiltzkin. No unecessary explosions at the end.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,014 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 6-3-04 - Published: 3-10-04 - Kagura & Sesshomaru - Complete
70. Never eat Ramen Near a DSL » reviews
InuYasha's attempt at stealing this author's ramen results in all types of insanity and now a bunny suit for a certain youkai
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,022 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 5-31-04 - Published: 9-23-03
71. Moving Sucks » reviews
Re-vamped. Leilani ends up moving to Japan to live with her Aunt. Then she ends up in Momo and Sae's class What's a girl to do? Read and re-review please
Peach Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 4-29-04 - Published: 11-15-03
72. Learn to Love Again reviews
four years ago InuYasha's first wife dies after childbirth. Now his friends want him to get out there and date agin. Better summary inside
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-26-04 - Inuyasha & Kagome
73. Sango and Miroku's Camping Adventure » reviews
Recipe for comic disaster-take one demon exterminator, add one perverted monk. Mix in a kitsune, and some modern camping gear. Or , just read. I promise the story is better than the summary
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 4-4-04 - Published: 11-15-03 - Sango & Miroku
74. Will the Circle be Unbroken reviews
This is a one shot song fic based on the death of InuYasha's mother and what InuYasha went through...kind of. The song is from the movie Iron Jawed Angels. I hope it's better than the summary I'm giving
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-31-04 - Complete
75. Everything Right is Wrong Again » reviews
Kagura ends up working with Sesshomaru. This is set in present day and is definately a Kagura Sesshy pairing
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,009 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 3-23-04 - Published: 12-10-03 - Sesshomaru & Kagura
76. Tricks of the Trade » reviews
On Hiatus: Trowa and Duo dress as girls to infiltrate TA school for girls and try to protect Rei Hino. To complete the disguise they also pose as male tourists, but for how long?
Gundam Wing/Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 3-22-04 - Published: 3-5-04
77. I Believe in Love » reviews
Let's see, a chapter that actually centers a bit on Trowa and Rei. I'll say no more, so just read.
Gundam Wing/Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,073 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 3-10-04 - Published: 11-26-03
78. Jolene reviews
A one shot for Kikyo, which I'll probably get in trouble for since she's asking Kagome to give up InuYasha. It's based on the song Jolene by Dolly Parton.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-7-04 - Complete
79. Advice From Big Brother » reviews
What happens when Sesshomaru tries to give InuYasha advice on everything from love to well-everything else? Read and find out
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 12-13-03 - Published: 11-15-03
80. Travelin' Soldier reviews
Songfic based on another Dixie Chicks song. InuYasha is the travelin' Soldier, Kagome is the waitress at the cafe. Read to find the rest out.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-3-03
81. White Trash Wedding reviews
A one shot story centered around Sesshomaru Kagura and the Dixie Chicks song, White trash wedding. A bit out of char, but It's funny
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9-24-03 - Complete
82. Cruel Intentions reviews
Formerly called Tourniquet, I fixed the words of the song, so they're now the correct lyrics.Rated for an attempted suicide. This is the first time I've ever written something of this nature
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 9-16-03
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