I Worship Steven Moffat
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since: 04-17-12, id: 3926455, Profile Updated: 03-22-13
Author has written 29 stories for Legend of Zelda, Hunger Games, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Supernatural, and Lord of the Rings.

My life is like an unsuccessful text post.

Exterminaaaate! EXTERMINAAAAAAAAATE!

Dobby is a free elf!

Get inside the TARDIS
See the stars beyond
Visit alien planets
Never hold a gun

Trust the Sonic in the Doctor’s hand
‘Cause when you land, there’s danger too
And an awful lot of running to do

You have to count the shadows
In the library
If you have more than one, though
There’s no way to flee

Life was so mundane before he came
Won’t be the same when you are through
There’s still awful lots of running to do

Regeneration stops my death
But it puts a new face on me
I can only hope they’ll trust me when I change
All the leaking energy in my breath
Leads the pilot-fish right to me
Fighting Sycorax in a bathrobe’s not so strange

DOCTOR WHO
You must be swift as a Weeping Angel
DOCTOR WHO
With all the strength of the great Judoon
DOCTOR WHO
and all the force of a raging Dalek
Mysterious as the dark side of an Ood

Time keeps getting weirder
As the TARDIS flies
Cracks in space and time there
Make you never alive

But when Rory dies, he is revived
As a Roman through and through
He’s got awful lots of running to do

DOCTOR WHO
You must be swift as a Weeping Angel
DOCTOR WHO
With all the strength of the great Judoon
DOCTOR WHO
And all the force of a raging Dalek
Mysterious as the dark side of an Ood

DOCTOR WHO
You must be swift as a Weeping Angel
DOCTOR WHO
With all the strength of the great Judoon
DOCTOR WHO
And all the force of a raging Dalek
Mysterious as the dark side of an Ood

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.

-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’).

-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)

-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’

-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.

-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

-If people think you might have A.D.D.

-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.

-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.

-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.


1. Tired reviews
Destiel smut. NOTE: Reposted since I somehow managed to delete this accidentally. Also, if you have no sense of humour, don't read this.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-12-13 - Castiel & Dean W. - Complete
2. Expectations » reviews
When the Winchesters move to Lawrence, Kansas Dean finds that the next-door neighbours are both the weirdest and most interesting thing to happen to him in years. Destiel high school AU. MULTIPLE PAIRINGS. There WILL BE SEX IN LATER CHAPTERS, but it will NOT be explicit.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,831 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-2-13 - Published: 1-28-13 - Dean W. & Castiel
3. Sleep Til Dawn, Snore Like His Father reviews
angsty oneshot in which Teddy Lupin thinks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-2-13 - Teddy L. & Andromeda T. - Complete
4. Angel Boy
Angsty poem about Cas.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Published: 2-15-13 - Castiel - Complete
5. See You When Heaven's Come reviews
Poem I wrote for Cas, Dean, and Jo. Extremely angsty. Could also be taken as a song.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-11-13 - Castiel & Jo H. - Complete
6. The Maze of Knightaven reviews
It's Amelia Pond's birthday and in honour of such an important event, the Doctor takes her to the beautiful Maze of Knightaven. Unfortunately, some of the Doctor's fiercest enemies are already there. The Doctor calls upon the Winchesters and Castiel and together they take on...the Weeping Angels. RATED T FOR INNUENDO, LANGUAGE, AND SCARY SITUATIONS.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-10-13 - Amelia P./Amy & Dean W.
7. Whispers in the Dark reviews
Inspired by the Mumford and Sons song of the same name. Castiel explains to Dean why his mother had to die.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-28-13 - Castiel & Dean W. - Complete
8. The Brothers Holmes reviews
A series of texts from Mycroft and Sherlock, from Reichenbach onwards. Sort of angsty at first, but then it's slight humour and fluff. No clear genre. Oneshot!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-25-13 - Mycroft H. & Sherlock H. - Complete
9. Shelter reviews
Dean's cold and Castiel must do something. Just a super-fluffy Destiel oneshot!
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-16-13 - Castiel & Dean W. - Complete
10. Read to Me reviews
Sort of a Doctor Who/LOTR crossover? Rory doesn't exist, sorry! Set (sorta) in Angels Take Manhattan, or at least a bit of it is. Will be continuing, I think. Based off the movie!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-10-13 - 11th Doctor
11. I Worship Steven Moffat and Sam-and-Sherlock-in-the-TARDIS Present » reviews
Series of Supernatural and Doctor Who oneshots/ficlets. Authors are myself and the lovely Sam-and-Sherlock-in-the-TARDIS. Not SuperWho, although I may add one or two. Make sure to review! Rated K-T
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-6-13 - Published: 12-14-12
12. Thinking reviews
Dean can't sleep and Castiel has disappeared. Fluffy Destiel oneshot!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-4-13 - Dean W. & Castiel - Complete
13. Dreams reviews
Fluffy Destiel oneshot. Dean has bad dreams. What can Castiel do to help?
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-3-13 - Castiel & Dean W. - Complete
14. The Chronicles of Soufflé Girl » reviews
Daily log entries by Clara Oswin Oswald. Rated T for mentions of violence and dark humour.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-2-13 - Published: 12-27-12 - Clara O. & Oswin O. - Complete
15. Juniper Blasnik and the Curse of the Big Black Dog » reviews
This is a little story about a witch named Juniper who leaves her old school and comes to Hogwarts. She meets the Marauders, and adventures ensue. Sorry for the crap summary! Rated T for language, suggestive dialogue, and some violence. *Some romance*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,734 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-27-12 - Published: 5-10-12 - OC & Marauders
16. And Remember reviews
Doctor Who one-shot. The Doctor/Clara Oswin Oswald.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-26-12 - 11th Doctor & Clara O. - Complete
17. I Did This reviews
Poem about the chaos that Castiel wreaked on Heaven. Angst.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-21-12 - Castiel - Complete
18. Married To Her Work reviews
Amelia Pond of 221B Baker Street is married to her work. SuperWhoLock AU. *Preview only! Let me know if you want more!*
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-16-12 - Amelia P./Amy
19. The Tumblr Experimentation » reviews
So this is really, REALLY weird. I'm not even going to lie. It's an AU where Castiel discovers Tumblr and becomes close friends with one of the fangirls. The fangirl in question is based off of me :3 Rated T for lots of kissing.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,269 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-15-12 - Published: 12-9-12 - Castiel
20. Darkness is a Harsh Term reviews
Dean's experience in Hell. Poetry, super depressing. One-shot.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-14-12 - Dean W. - Complete
21. O Death reviews
A poem of sorts, based off of the song 'O Death'. The version I'm using is adapted from the original song by Ralph Stanley for the CW show Supernatural and is sung by Jen Titus.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-7-12 - Death - Complete
22. Roses Are Blue reviews
Rose reminisces about the Doctor. Poetry.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-3-12 - Rose T. & 10th Doctor - Complete
23. Carry On Wayward Son reviews
Short poem about Dean in purgatory.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-21-12 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete
24. Two Doctors in the TARDIS » reviews
My first x-over. It's been a few weeks since Sherlock died and John's therapist has instructed him to write in his blog. One day, a funny-looking man shows up on the doorstep of 221B and changes John's life forever.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,842 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-6-12 - Published: 10-29-12 - 11th Doctor & John W.
25. The Playing Cards Crumble reviews
A poem. Sherlock is about to jump off of the building. It's not amazing, but I like it.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-2-12 - Sherlock H. & John W.
26. Annie reviews
So this is a poem I wrote about Finnick and Annie. It's in complete lowercase, so I'm sorry if you're a grammar Nazi like me. It's extremely simple, but I really hope you like it! Please review. Thanks xx
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-14-12 - Annie C. & Finnick O. - Complete
27. The Gasquacion Plains reviews
Rose and the Doctor travel to the Gasquacion Plains, where the rebirth of an old enemy threatens the universe. May or may not carry on after this...I really like this ending, it came very naturally. I don't want to force in another chapter if it doesn't come to me. Review! Rose/Ten
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-30-12 - 10th Doctor & Rose T.
28. Prim and Rue reviews
This is a very small again! short story about how Prim dies. I thought it up randomly, so it's not great. Please review if you want to! Rated T because it's Hunger Games, not because there are any weird themes.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-20-12 - Prim E. & Rue - Complete
29. Wolf Link
This is a very small short story describing the scene from Twilight Princess when Wolf Link and Midna are on their way to Castle Town, in Hyrule.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Published: 4-19-12 - Link & Midna - Complete