Watch out everyone, *LAME INTRO* coming your way - Whether I happened to review one of your stories, or you liked one of my badly-written ones, welcome to my profile.

My name's Zoey. I read things, I write stuff.

I don't do a whole lot on FanFiction anymore - pretty sad, actually. Now I just stalk profiles and occasionally check a category, but I really don't see myself writing fanfics anymore. Not that any of you should be disappointed...I mean, it's not like I have regular readers, and my work is hovering somewhere around the 'Mediocre' level. But, y'know, in case someone happens upon here, I just thought I'd let you know.

However, I do go on FictionPress ALL the time, and in case you're like me and start flipping a little if you find a really old, unused account and get really concerned about what ever happened to that person, just click that link down below. Hell, maybe you'll even find an original story you like over there.

Wanderlust and Walkabouts. Tattoos and fairylights. Gray skies and old record players.

Profile Picture: Now THAT scary-looking monster is yours truly, with my weirdly wonky, off-kilter eyebrows and acne-blistered cheeks.
Location: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
Age: An old soul.
State of Life: Fuck it. Fuck my life. Literally. Fuck it, impregnate it, and make it the next Octo-Mom.

My illegitimate sister is McKenna Troy Evens. Check her out, she's one bad-ass, super awesome writer/poet/friend.

http://www.fictionpress.com/u/859569/No-Name-and-the-Lonely-Machine

Congrats, you made it to the end. *Sarcastic Claps*