daniandan-TehWolfyBlake
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since: 04-17-12, id: 3927723, Profile Updated: 03-20-13
country: Australia
Author has written 12 stories for Sea Patrol, All Saints, and StarTrek: The Next Generation.

Hi, TehWolfyBlake here. I mostly just spend my time watching TV, writing Fanfictions (most of them aren't wven that good) and spending a lot of time on the internet (When the tempermental piece of crap wants to work). I just finished school last year and have spent a few months at home doing nothing, and now I gotta go to tafe to do my Web technologies course... Which means less time on Fanfics and spending my time on here.

1. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

2. I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

3. Always take the time to smell the roses... And sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

4. They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

5. There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

6. When in doubt, push random buttons!.

7. Slow and steady gets you trampled by the other guys.

8. When opportunity knocks, shoot first and ask questions later.

9. When all else fails, use duct tape. Or vodka. Apparently according to the MythBusters, vodka can do ANYTHING!.

10. ”How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell ‘BINGO!’”

11. ”Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong”

12. “The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.”

13. ”Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up.”

14. I don't fail. I succeed at finding what doesn't work.

15. It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's funnier.

16. "Losing builds character." You know who said that? A loser.

17. When in doubt, do it.

18. No problem is so big and difficult that it can't be blamed on somebody else.

19. God bless America. But God, please help Canada.

20. “A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.”

21. “The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.

Choose Your Top 4 TV Shows:

1. Star Trek TOS

2. Star Trek TNG

3. Sea Patrol

4. TJ Hooker

The First Character I Fell In Love With:

1. Scotty

2. Data

3. Chefo

4. Corrigan

The Character I Never Expected To Love As Much As I Do Now:

1. Dr. McCoy

2. Riker

3. Dutchy

4. Hooker

The Character Everybody Else Loves That I Hate:

1. Chekov

2. Wesley Crusher

3. Spider

4. Romano

The Character That I Love That Everybody Else Hates:

1. Dr. McCoy

2. Barclay

3. RO

4. Corrigan

The Character I Used To Like But Don't Any Longer:

1. None

2. None

3. Spider

4. None

The Character That I Would Make Out With Any Time:

1. Kirk

2. Riker

3. 2Dads

4. Corrigan

The Character I Want To Be Like:

1. Dr. McCoy

2. Lt. Yar

3. 2Dads

4. Stacy

The Character I'm Most Like:

1. Dr. McCoy

2. Lt. Yar

3. Bird

4. Stacy

The Character I'd Slap:

1. Chekov

2. Wesley Crusher

3. None

4. None

My Favourite Characters:

1. Scotty

2. Data

3. Swain

4. Corrigan

My Five Favourite Characters:

1. Scotty, McCoy, Spock, Kirk, Uhura

2. Data, Riker, Lt Yar, Worf, Geordi

3. Swain, Charge, 2Dads, Bird, RO

4. Corrigan, Hooker, Stac, Captain Sheridan and Detective O'Brien

Who Are Your Least Favourite Characters:

1. Chekov x5

2. Wesley Crusher x5

3. Spider x5

4. Romano x4

A Pairing That You Love:

1. Kirk/Spock

2. Troi/Riker

3. Bomber/2Dads

4. None

A Pairing That I Hate:

1. None

2. Picard/Crusher

3. Bomber/RO

4. None

My Deep, Dark Fandom, Secret:

1. I always wished that Starfleet really existed after I saw an episode of The Original Series

2. Ditto as said above, and also bring Lt. Yar back. It was a mistake killing her off, and the way she got killed off was strange and stupid.

3. Bringing Swain back. It was a mistake killing him off.

4. Having Romano die in a gun fight, where he saves Hooker, Stacy and Corrigan


1. XO Maintenance Manual reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of a XO unit! Follow the guidelines in this manual and your XO will give you decades of quality performance.
Sea Patrol - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-29-12 - Kate - Complete
2. SWAIN Maintenance Manual
CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of a SWAIN unit! Follow the guidelines in this manual and your SWAIN will give you decades of quality performance.
Sea Patrol - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Published: 10-29-12 - Swain
3. CAPTAIN FLYNN Maintenance Manual reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of a CAPTAIN FLYNN unit! Follow the guidelines in this manual and your CAPTAIN FLYNN will give you decades of quality performance.
Sea Patrol - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-29-12 - Mike - Complete
4. DUTCHY Maintenance Manual reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of a DUTCHY unit! Follow the guidelines in this manual and your DUTCHY will give you decades of quality performance.
Sea Patrol - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-29-12 - Dutchy - Complete
5. CHARGE Maintenance Manual
CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of a CHARGE unit! Follow the guidelines in this manual and your CHARGE will give you decades of quality performance.
Sea Patrol - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Published: 10-29-12 - Charge - Complete
6. BUFFER Maintenance Manual reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of a BUFFER unit! Follow the guidelines in this manual and your BUFFER will give you decades of quality performance.
Sea Patrol - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-29-12 - Buffer - Complete
7. BIRD Maintenance Manual
CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of a BIRD unit! Follow the guidelines in this manual and your BIRD unit will give you decades of quality performance.
Sea Patrol - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Published: 10-28-12 - Bird - Complete
8. 2DADS Maintenance Manual reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of a 2DADS unit! Follow the guidelines in this manual and your 2DADS will give you decades of quality performance.
Sea Patrol - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-28-12 - 2DADS - Complete
9. RO Maintenance Manual reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of a RO unit! Follow the guidelines in this manual and your RO will give you decades of quality performance.
Sea Patrol - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-28-12 - RO - Complete
10. Things you cannot do on the USS Enterprise D reviews
Just some rules that the crew of the Enterprise D must follow. M rating just to be safe.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-28-12
11. Unofficial rules All Saints reviews
The Unofficial Rules of All Saints Hospital. It is M... Just to be on the safe side
All Saints - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-1-12
12. Unofficial Rules HMAS Hammersley » reviews
Just some rules that I made up for the crew of the Hammersley. I got the idea after reading Saphura's fanfic The Official List of Unofficial Rules.
Sea Patrol - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,531 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-14-12 - Published: 5-23-12