Hi, what's going on? Holy crap, I've been on this thing for forever, but never put in a real bio. Well, here goes.

Likes: cartoons, oddities, games, challenges, and chicken pieces. Mmm, chicken pieces. :D..

Dislikes: people who get offended over things which are really their fault, like those who complain about content they've been warned about. Don't do that. You're a tool, and you're proclaiming it to the world.

Aaaanyway, what else is there about me. Um, been writing for about 5 years now. Am decent at it. Whoohoo. :)

Oh, and as for updating status: I'M SORRY!!!!!!!!! I WILL keep updating, it's just that I'm incredibly lazy, and more often than not, laziness wins over the need to please. I love all of my reviewers...but I'm just so lazy... Le Sigh

Dancing with the Devil and The Children are my active works right now. Enjoy! ;)

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1. The Enfilade Man » reviews

Hot Fuzz. Set in the year that passed near the end of the film. Nicholas/Danny.

Misc. Movies - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,715 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-16-08 - Published: 3-13-08

2. Among Assassins » reviews

Set before MK 3. The Lin Kuei is a stagnent organization and its infamous warriors are now reduced to decadence and corruption. An insight into SubZero's struggle for himself as the opulent world around him begins to fall apart. Warning: yaoiviolence

Mortal Kombat - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,953 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 12-5-07 - Published: 6-1-05

3. Policing Paradise » reviews

[Hot Fuzz] DannyNicholas. Sandford gets a Tesco, a rampage of local pigs is narrowly averted, Danny outsmarts Nicholas, and the new pub finally opens. Life after the movie. Twoshot.

Complete - Misc. Movies - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-15-07 - Published: 10-15-07

4. Cleansing reviews

Zuko rages against his new life as a commoner working in a teashop. A chance encounter with the Avatar has mixed results. Roughly based around the Tales of Ba Sing Se. Foreshadows Season 2 finale. [Oneshot, Zukoinsight]

Complete - Avatar: Last Airbender - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-13-07 - Published: 8-13-07

5. The End reviews

It was pink. It rose from underneath Zim's feet, warm and pink and viscous. He started to panic, even though he promised himself he wouldn't. [ZADR]

Complete - Invader Zim - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-29-07 - Published: 7-29-07

6. Dancing with the Devil » reviews

Sometimes good by itself cannot defeat darkness, and sometimes it is necessary to fight evil with evil in order to save the world. Jack discovers this and more in his tenuous alliance with Aku. AkuJack Warning: violence

Samurai Jack - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,569 - Reviews: 90 - Updated: 2-5-07 - Published: 12-21-03

7. The Children » reviews

At the end of the world, Slade and Robin share an unexpected conversation. An insight into Slade's elusive character and a darker reason for his obsession with a worthy apprentice. Oneshotish

Complete - Teen Titans - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,711 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 12-2-06 - Published: 7-29-06

8. Big Blue Sky » reviews

Growing up is never easy. Growing up in the midst of magic and wu is nearly impossible. Jack tries to find his place in the world, at the side of good or evil, or in the greyshades of normal life. RaixJack.

Xiaolin Showdown - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-24-06 - Published: 8-31-06

9. Legerdemain reviews

[Legerdemain: sleight of hand, trickery] RaixJack. Warning: mild yaoi. Oneshot.

Complete - Xiaolin Showdown - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-22-06 - Published: 8-22-06

10. Mercy reviews

After Aku spares Jack's life, even against his better judgement, he is forced to concede that something is amiss. A one shot, Aku-centric fic. Sweet in a twisted and morbid kind of way.

Complete - Samurai Jack - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 3-7-04 - Published: 3-7-04