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since: 05-30-03, id: 393476, Profile Updated: 04-12-12
country: USA
Author has written 12 stories for Even Stevens, Xena: Warrior Princess, Law and Order: SVU, Hellcats, Doctor Who, Lizzie McGuire, and Supernatural.

FACTS:

- I am too old to be writing fanfiction as much as I do, but I get a huge kick out of doing awful things to characters that are not mine. GUILTY PLEASURE.

- Sometimes I feel guilty for doing awful things to characters that are not mine because they're not mine, but then I get over it and do it anyway.

- I actually wrote a lot of the older stuff in high school (all of the Disney-related stories with the exception of the last Merging, which I have been working on for, like, twenty years it feels like).

- There is an excess of feelings in my older stuff (some people are into that, but if you're not - I warned you).

- My current stories are mostly about booze (and feelings) and slenderman trying to kill Casey Novak (which is interesting because she is totally my favorite SVU character, ever).

- I write slashy things and I also sometimes ship weird pairings. If you didn't notice, I also play in a bunch of fandoms that have nothing to do with one another, and then I write crossovers for the lols.

- I am vulgar and usually not appropriate for children.

OTHER INFORMATION THAT MIGHT BE RELEVANT (and also factual!):

- Love in the Time of Ancient Gods is on indefinite hiatus because I have no idea where I intended to go with it, same goes for my SVU/Who crossover. Sorry, kids. :C

- I swear on everything good in the world that I am going to finish the third Merging one day. I also had no idea where I was going with it. Still don't really, but I have lots of scenes written that mostly add up to nothing.

- On of March 28, 2011 (a day that I will forever remember and be mad about) this website shat on itself and wouldn't let me update Emissary. I've updated it on livejournal much more than here, although I am being allowed to update it again now. I will catch it up to my lj eventually. You can find the link to my lj as my website because this website won't let me put links anywhere to simplify life.

- I am working on a collaborative fanfiction with my fanfiction bro tell them i hate them (find her under my favorite authors). It is an absurd piece of work, which you can find from my livejournal (mentioned above).


1. Over The Line » reviews
Sex crimes! Chung chung! Femslash, eventually...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,086 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 5-9-12 - Published: 4-27-11 - C. Novak & A. Cabot
2. Kittens Wrapped in Cement » reviews
Marti's POV. Femslash, go.
Hellcats - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 65,305 - Reviews: 147 - Updated: 5-9-12 - Published: 1-31-11 - Marti P. & Savannah M.
3. Emissary » reviews
Missing children and insanity! The SVU detectives join forces to catch a mysterious and elusive perp. Then they all go on a crosscountry roadtrip of self-discovery and terror. Or something.
Crossover - Law and Order: SVU & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 43 - Words: 60,263 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 5-9-12 - Published: 1-10-11
4. Not The Doctor » reviews
Why is there a police phone box outside of Manhattan's SVU precinct?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 6-13-11 - Published: 5-3-11 - 11th Doctor
5. Merging: The Third Installment » reviews
Read the first two installments first, please. I'm jumping into the future a few years...lessee what happens... ES, LM, SL, PotF crossover of DOOOOM, filled with slashiness!
Crossover - Even Stevens & Lizzie McGuire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 35,134 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 6-8-11 - Published: 10-30-08
6. Pigs, Garlic, and Shotguns » reviews
The SVU detectives encounter their most disturbing perp yet, getting a taste of the paranormal. The Winchesters, posing as FBI agents, are after the same perp, but nothing is as it seems! Insert dramatic music here!
Crossover - Law and Order: SVU & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,347 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-25-10 - Published: 5-7-10 - Complete
7. Merging Again » reviews
Sequel to Merging...ES, LM, PotF crossover...slash...blah blah blah...picks up where other one left off...
Crossover - Even Stevens & Lizzie McGuire - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,036 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 10-30-08 - Published: 1-17-05 - Complete
8. Love in the Time of Ancient Gods » reviews
Aphrodite's POV. Post-season 6. Aphrodite/Gabrielle
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,860 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 10-30-08 - Published: 7-5-06 - Aphrodite & Gabrielle
9. Happy Ending » reviews
Ren's POV, after her first year of college. R/T slashiness and angst because it was my first ever fanfic. omg
Even Stevens - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,583 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-15-08 - Published: 5-5-08 - Complete
10. Merging » reviews
Even Stevens/Lizzie McGuire Crossover. Ren's going to Princeton & invites her unmentionable cousin David and his friends to a party she's throwing. A beach party, by the way. Meanwhile Tawny makes a bet with Louis & there's this girl Kate...
Crossover - Even Stevens & Lizzie McGuire - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,839 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 1-4-05 - Published: 7-14-04 - Complete
11. The Papeterie » reviews
Ren's 16th birthday party...no one thought that so many things could happen as a result...f/f and lots of feelings.
Even Stevens - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,229 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-11-04 - Complete
12. Breaking Things » reviews
Prom. I wrote this in high school. It's about high school. It's filled with feelings. f/f
Even Stevens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,012 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 7-10-04 - Complete