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GenericWit (aka euphoniumgurl0) (who loves her Wii) (and parenthesis)

My name can be found by asking.

My age can be found through doing simple math: 11-16-1990

My life can be found through clicking.

My favorite colors can be found through unscrambling: urlepp and eergn

What I write can be found through deductive reasoning and common sense.

What I read can be found through patience.

My heroes can be found through reading. Kevin Smith and Brand New (1)

My main hobby can be found through knowledge: EuphoniumGurl0

My personality can be found through research.

I'm your semi-average, cocky "I am heaven sent. Don't. You. Dare. Forget. (1)" teenager. I'm dramatic, I'm sarcastic, and often my remarks are scathing. I will not lie to you nor will I overlook your bad qualities. I am honest, and I am belligerent. I am self aware, and I am talented.

House, M.D. (House/Cameron)

Harry Potter (SS/HG, HG/RW, HG/RL; time turner fics)

High School Musical (Troy/Ryan)

Gravitation (all canon)

That 70s Show (Hyde/Forman)

Updated: 28 December 2008

Note: I'm horrible. I know I am. To all my followers of the Against Best Judgment Series: I am so, so sorry. I have lost all inspiration for the story, and I seriously don't even have the will to write it. That being said, I promise it will be finished. I don't know if it'll be next week, next month, or next year, but it will be. The same goes for my Eric/Hyde story.

I've just finished my first semester of my freshman year in college. I'm currently taking a winter class. I came out well with a 3.82 overall GPA and a 4.0 science GPA. Yes, I'm still a Biology major/pre-med. Between volunteering, studying, keeping up my social life (I've made so many of my best friends this year), and working on my novel, I don't have a moment to breathe.

Yes, you heard me correctly. A novel I've been working on since I was 16 got picked up. I'm working on a contract at the moment to see if I can swing what I like. The editor wants to change a lot of things- a lot more than I want to. We'll see if I'm willing to play ball. I'm also actually working on a BL (boys' love) romance/smut novel under a pen name. I'm writing that and really enjoying it. Heh.

So, some of you have noticed that I've had random things come out. I'm still writing one shots, and once again, I will get back to my unfinished stories. I promise it. That being said, check out my blog for updates and comment there if you have a question: genericwitdotblogspotdotcom

In Progress:

Home: Hyde/Eric. The gang is back home for Christmas, and we get a chance to catch up with everyone's lives. Kelso's married, Donna's dating, and Fez and Jackie are engaged. So, what's been up with Steven and Eric? Steven's franchising his record store, Eric's teaching high school, and while they're living together in Colorado, there are feelings that can only be brought back by being back home. It's a general/humour story with a bit of slashy romance. My first slash story, but it works. It's written in the same format as the show is in with short, in-character scenes including circles and time with the family. Check it out.

What Fates Impose: Severus/Hermione. Sequel to "The Library." See first chapter and in story summary for details. Hermione is back now, and Severus doesn't know how he feels about this. It may have been only seconds for her, but it's been years for him. The years have aged him coldly. With the threat of Voldemort gone, Severus feels like he deserves to be happy, but can he bring himself to accept Hermione's love while figuring out how exactly she was sent back in the first place?

Picture Books: Oliver/Hermione. Severus/Hermione. Written for the cliche prompt but has involved into much more.

Future Stories/Sequels:

Any Book: Rory/Jess. It's post the series finale of Gilmore Girls, and I'm sad it's done. So, I'm forcing myself to write a Gilmore-riffic story. This will probably be Rory/Jess, but I still can't decide if I want to hook her back up with Logan. Muah.

Series:

Against Best Judgment: Severus/Hermione

1. The Library: Teen. Completed

2. Stalker: Any Age. Completed

3. What Fates Impose: Mature. WIP

4. ??

He wanted to rip her apart. He wanted to tear the knowing smile from her face and swallow it whole. Each night Severus spent in the library with the new Gryffindor was a night he had to restrain himself. She was a fool for straying from her pack.

Severus was a power-hungry Death Eater when he met Hermione in his seventh year. Against his best judgment, he decides to pursue a friendship with the woman who came out of nowhere and sat in his favorite reading chair.

In this series, Severus goes from a less than experienced teenager to a worldly, bitter man in current time when he deals with seeing Hermione Granger for the first time as she comes back from the past and into his life again.

Completed:

This Vulgar Game: Ciel/Sebastian. One-shot about Ciel/Sebastian from Kuroshitsuji. Warning: yaoi.

Control: Kaname/Zero. One-shot about Kaname/Zero from Vampire Knight. Warning: yaoi.

Scariest Thing: Kaoru/Mori. One shot about Kaoru/Mori from Ouran High School Host Club. Fluff.

Wilson Said: House/Cameron. One shot about Cameron taking care of a drunk House.

Christmas in July: Hermione/Remus. This is a seven part series of drabbles written for GrangerEnchanted's December Challenge. It's AU, and a bit OOC, but I felt like it. I made it extra fluffy and originally posted it every half hour until the final part came out at midnight. It takes place during graduation.

Stalker: Mentions of Hermione/Snape. This story is in the POV of my favorite character from "The Library" that will also play a big role in the upcoming sequel. Basically, he's following Severus in order to find out whether Hermione has come back yet. They have a heart to heart, and he admits to us in a bit of very dramatic irony that he knows what really happened and what will really happen.

Tornado Warning: Hermione/Charlie. She hated America. She hated it. Basically, Hermione went to America on some family business when a tornado warning forced her to stay a few days longer. Charlie Weasley comes to her rescue (or tries at least... sort of). There, they come up with a half-brained scheme that seems to satisfy both of them. It's a humour/parody one shot. I'd never written anything like it before so I figured I would try! Success_

The Library: Hermione/Snape. See summary and first chapter for more details. Severus is in his seventh year of Hogwarts and a loyal supporter of Voldemort, having killed his loved ones and willing to betray any of his friends in order to gain power. His main mission was to move up in ranks and be left alone until a new Gryffindor (Hermione) gets in the way of his plans. She does not leave him alone, and therefore, they both suffer consequences. Sequel coming soon.

More Than Quidditch: Hermione/Viktor. See summary and first chapter for more details. Krum's bachelor's pad- err castle- is being renovated, and he needs a place to stay. He and Hermione have kept in contact even though they broke up long ago. Hermione and Ron had recently broken up, and now, there's a chance that the two will get together. Hermione soon gets a job at Hogwarts with Draco. Will this keep them apart? Spoiler: No. No, it won't. LOL

Oh Definitely Not: Hermione/Charlie. See summary and first chapter for more details. This is a one shot that has a plot as solid as the slime I made in AP Chem. Hermione has a date, but Ginny begs her to entertain her brother because he's in town and everyone else is busy. She agrees, and they end up having some sort of happy ending.

A Maze In the Mist: Draco/Hermione. See summary and first chapter for more details. This plot is basically as solid as water. Draco's an ass. Hermione knows this, and yet they still fall in love somehow. I don't quite remember how. I was like 12 when I wrote it as well as all the stories before it. Draco's a deatheater, and Hermione changes him around. Err... gets alright towards the end few chapters (sort of).

Breathing In Lightning: Snape/Hermione. I don't even think this story completely makes sense, to be quite honest. Something about time travel or something. I'm not sure. Read at your own risk. Seriously.

Dirty Little Secrets: Degrassi: The Next Generation. Drama with love triangles and whatnot. It was written right around the time when Craig cheated on Ashley with Manny, I think... for the first time.

Family Laws: Draco/Hermione. Yay for kiddie porn! I wrote this when I was uber young, and it's very Mary-Sue. It's very out of character in so many different ways, and I'd stone the author who read this. Alas, I am giving you a fair warning. Anyway, Hermione turns out to be the daughter of a powerful wizarding family! YAY generic!

I keep these old stories around because it's good to look in the past and see how much I've improved. Read this and then The Library. I dare you to tell me I didn't turn into one hell of an author.

Discontinued:

Used Again: Harry/Hermione (I think). Draco's abusive, and yet Hermione's still hot for him. He's the bad guy all the good girls want, obviously. Very generic plotline. Eventually, Hermione learns to love Harry or some shit like that.

Not Quite Death: Harry/Hermione (maybe). Something about almost rape or trying to change people or... I don't even know.

The Ingredient: Snape/Hermione. Hermione helps Snape with a potion, and they have to get an ingredient that's no longer around. The only way is if they go back in time. Of course, something goes very wrong, and they both get sent back.

Moment By Moment: Draco/Hermione. Street Racing! I think I was a little hyped up on Gone in 60 Seconds and The Fast and the Furious when I wrote this fic. It's so out of character that you'll laugh all the way through the three terrible chapters.

My Name: Draco/Hermione. I think this one had somewhat of a good idea with a bad plotline and lack of talent in writing (back then, anyway). Draco has a shit life with his father. So, he goes to teach at Hogwarts and Hermione is there.

Note: I discontinued these because I was young and naive when I started them. I have not, in a few years, discontinued any stories nor will I ever do it again. That does not, however, mean that I will be picking up any discontinued ones.

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-M