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since: 05-31-03, id: 393772, Profile Updated: 09-07-09
country: United States
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

I am addicted to manga, anime, and dramas. (Note: addiction is not recommended)

I am also addicted to fanfictions (glomps and kisses all authors and readers).

My FaVoRitE pairings which I will never get tire of reading (so much goodies could be written about them):

SesshoumaruXKagome

GokuderaXTsuna

AnyAwesomeGuyXTsuna

RebornXTsuna

SpannerXTsuna

SasukeXNaruto

ItachiXNaruto

NejiXNaruto

ShikaXNaruto

GaaraXNaruto

KibaXNaruto

ShinoXNaruto

AnyAwesomeGuyXNaruto (obvious I LovE Naruto?)

femNaruXHinata (hehe)

Pairings that I don't really read about but like alot as minor characters:

KakashiXIruka

MirokuXSango

NarutoXHinata (as major characters maybe)

KibaXHinata (depends on the main cast)

Thoughts on pairings:

SasukeXHinata (Hellz no! Have they ever talk or spare a glance to each other? More importantly, Hinata deserves someone WAY better than the gayAss Itachi shadow chasing !#!#@ Sorry Sasuke not that I hate u.)

NarutoXSakura (My honey better not fall in love with that annoying pink hair Sasuke-obsess banshee who abuse&ignore u more than treat u like a human. Although she has become tolerable in Shippuuden she has lost her chance with Naruto. She did not see what an aXX Sasuke was until he literally dump the village so now she's STARTING to NOTICE Naruto? Naruto is not a second hand substitute. I feel sorry for her but Hinata certainly deserves Naru much more than Sakura.)

I listen mostly to RnB and hiphop.

I love the Korean pop. singers...they are the best dancers I''ve ever seen especially Se7en.

I cannot imagine a world without the Japanese.

Chinese makes the best historical drama ever.

And the best: I love my country. Peace.

Recommended Anime:
Blood + (get used to the first ep. rest is an addiction), Naruto (awesome except the fillers), Naruto Shippuuden (pact with surprise and awesomeness), Skip Beat (hilarious and great character dev.), Vampire Knight (the dRamA), Vampire Knight Guilty (even bEttER dRAmA + siN), Katekyo Hitman Reborn (main char-Tsuna- is so ukelicious!), High School Host Club (hilarious), Muteki Kanban Musume (hilarious), Fruits Basket, Grenadier (How often does bullets comes out from the boobs? Rushuna is SO cooL), Ikkitousen (first season), Rose of the Versailles, Glass Mask, Wallflower-perfect girl revolution, La Corda D'oro, Revolutionary Girl Utena

Recommended Drama:
Full House (sweet), Hana Kimi (jap. version -HilariOus), My name is kim sam soon (hilarious), My Girl (funny too), It started with a kiss, Dal ja's spring, the switch, Warriors of the Yang Clan (the one starred by Chae Rim)

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

You know you live in 21st century when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Thoughts on Gay Marriage.

1) Gay marriage is not natural, and as Americans, we always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and liposuction.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Have PRIDE! Support Gay Marriage!

~19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of you go

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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If you could read that put it in your profile

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1. Raising the Curtain » reviews
Sasuke’s back. Konoha is in peace, for now. So Naruto turns to more pressing matters: finding a cure for his secret illness. Neji seems 2B up to something! FemNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,135 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 9-7-09 - Published: 6-27-09 - Naruto U.
2. Wipe It Away » reviews
AU. With only one year left until Naruto graduate from Konaha Academy, Naruto still has kept her true identity from her classmate. However, with her increasing popularity in the modeling company, Akatasuki, it is proving hard to keep her acting intact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,724 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 12-20-08 - Published: 9-21-08 - Naruto U.
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