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since: 05-31-03, id: 393820
Author has written 7 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

Before we continue on with the biography of Laura, she would like to apologize for her stupidity and immaturity... that is, her Sue-ish fics. Yes, she is a bad girl, and she has suffered muchly, what with flames and all. Buuuut even though she promised no more Sue-fics...she lied. She's gonna write whadeva da hell she wants. So there.

Laura loves the following books: LOTR, Madeline L'Engle books, the Georgia Nicolson series, Phantom Tollbooth (shut up it's an awesome book, don't be jealous), and others. Favorite movies: LOTR (dur), Saving Silverman, 50 First Dates, Miss Congeniality, and any other awesomely awesome comedies. Favorite sayings: Don't be jealous; Anus Piggy; I hate you (rarely mean it though :D); Tawdry whore.

She would like to thank her good buddy Crystyna (a.k.a. Tuna, a.k.a. X-tyna, a.k.a. many other names) for being a good little muse. She loves her muse and the fact that her muse has included her in several of her stories.

.!FF.net & Laura:.

~~5-31-03~~

OH MY BUTT. 2 years and counting. Holy crap. I LOVE YOU ALL!
Mmmkay so yeah, I haven't been very faithful to my writing as of late. Mostly it's been because I'm really not in the "mood", you know. My grandfather passed away a few weeks ago and since then I haven't really felt like it. I apologize to those of you anxiously waiting for an update, but I think it may be a while. I'll get to work on it as soon as it feels right.
Mucho lurrrve to all my homeslices!



1. The NotSo Piratey Wench reviews
Oh god. Laura's back. What will she do to screw up the plot this time?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 11-8-05 - Published: 11-8-05
2. The NonPerfect Elf and the HoleHating Hobbit » reviews
If this story were a precious metal, it'd be tin foil. But hey, what other Mary-sue has a stalker elf, a pet warg, a Red Herring, or her own personal Samuel L. Jackson?
Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 55,683 - Reviews: 421 - Updated: 5-24-05 - Published: 7-12-03
3. Return of the 'Return of the Celery Sticks' » reviews
That's right folks! Now YOU can get your VERY OWN SEQUEL for the low, low price of REVIEWING!
Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,478 - Reviews: 332 - Updated: 5-4-05 - Published: 3-26-04
4. Mega Sue reviews
Warning: Mary Sue Bashing Ahead. The drama part is a joke. Take this seriously and I may have to bash you...
Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 8-29-04 - Published: 8-29-04
5. LOTOR: Return of the Celery Sticks » reviews
Part 3: Laura, Lauren and a new girl, Crystyna, travel with the Grey Company to Mordor. This should get interesting... !FINISHED! cries
Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,142 - Reviews: 233 - Updated: 2-28-04 - Published: 7-22-03
6. Ladies of the Onion Rings: The Two Fools » reviews
Part 2: THE INSANITY CONTINUES! Lauren and Laura travel to Helm's Deep and Isengard to kick some orc bootay! (does karate moves) WAH CHA! !FINISHED!
Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,306 - Reviews: 87 - Updated: 7-22-03 - Published: 6-15-03
7. Ladies of the Onion Rings: Fellowship of the Freak » reviews
Part 1: The author and her freakishly insane friend are tossed into the LOTR mix. What damage can they do? !FINISHED!
Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,841 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 6-15-03 - Published: 5-31-03
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