Author has written 5 stories for Digimon, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Chronicles of Nick.
Call me Esz! I live in California but one day I'll travel the world!
I've read a lot of books: PJO/HoO, HP, THG, Midnighters, TimeRiders, and etc.
My Purpose: For being here? To get better at writing and do some reading. There are a lot of awesome fanfictions here.
I promise to remember
YOUR GUY SIDE:
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
I'm not that worried but just a little about that because I'm a girl... (you can copy and paste! Feel free!)
You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…
-You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.
-There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”
-Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.
-When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.
-You burn food to see if it smells good.
-You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”
-Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.
-You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…
-You sometimes try to control water.
-You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.
-You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.
-Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.
-You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat.
-You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video
-Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is
-You are a PJO character for Halloween.
-Recite lines randomly from the books. (All the time! Just ask my sister!)
-When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it
-Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.
-You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.
-You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.
-You have dreams about PJO characters/events (I always dream about me being a demigod!).
-You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.
-That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.
-In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"
-You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"
-When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"
-You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.
-You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies
-And when you flunk said test, you blame Athena's irritation on Percabeth.
These all cracked me up and I had to copy and paste them... feel free to do the same!!!!!:)
If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name:
Ways to Annoy Your Parents
Please note: USE AT YOUR OWN RISK! Please do not sue me when your parents hand out your punishment for using this.
1 - Follow them all the time
2 - Say "Muu" when they call you
3 - Pretend you got amnesia
4 - Keep walking backwards
5 - Run all over the house with a light bulb in your hand and saying "The Sun! It's dying!"
6 - Play thumb war with yourself and when you're parents ask what's going on, you say, "My right thumb is losing to my left thumb." Go back to your war and then say, "Lefty, you cheater!"
7 - Sing out loud while you run all over the house wearing only underwear
8 - Say that wearing clothes is against your religion
9 - Stay in front of them at four in the morning and with a big smile in the face say "Good morning, sunshine!"
10 - Run in circles
11 - Recite a whole movie. Three times.
12 - Pretend you're fighting yourself. Lose.
13 - Pull somebody's hair and scream "DNA!"
14 - Wear a T-Shirt that reads "I'm Retarded!"
15 - Wear jeans on your heads, a t-shirt on your waist and say it's a new fashion concept
16 - Try to find another way to drink something in a glass
17 - Glue your finger on your nose with Super Glue
18 - Talk to a pen
19 - Have imaginary friends. Talk to them all the time.
20 - Pretend you're a viking
21 - Try to climb on the walls
22 - Scream really loud "WHERE-IS-MY-MOTHER!?"
23 - Put an ice-cream cone on your forehead and say you're a beautiful unicorn
24 - Do what they tell you to
25 - Stay turning the lights on and off and after 5min say "ooh! I get it now..."
26 - Eat non-eatable things.
27 - Sit in front of the fan with your arms wide open and sing "I believe I can fly!!"
28 - Hold their hands and say "I see dead people..."
29 - When taking a shower, scream "I'm drowning!"
30 - Chase an imaginary tail
31 - Demand your own telephone number
32 - Scream "Lie!" for everything they say
33 - Pretend you're 268 years old
34 - Stay upside down in your closet
35 - Talk to a banana, and say, "Hello? Hello? Answer Me!!"
36 - Try to swim on the ground
37 - Knock on their door all night
38 - Pretend you have multiple personalities
39 - Deny everything they say before they finish saying and say "What? Why? Are you trying to find a reason to punish me?". Take a long breath, blink three times and say "Can I help you?"
40 - Ask "What?" for everything they say and pretend you don't understand
41 - Look at you father for some time and then say "I'M USING NEW SOCKS!"
42 - Always repeat "What would give you that idea?"
43 - When your mother start talking to you, say "Lo siento, No hablo Inglés"
44 - Tell them you have a very important secret that you can't tell to anyone, they'll insist on you to tell the secret, then you whisper "I'm Spiderman/Catwoman!"
45 - Stay looking at nowhere for some time and quickly look at your parents with a scared expression and say "Did you feel/see that?!" (their expression was priceless!)
46 - Write "Will you really eat this little bird?"/"Eggs are friends, not food!" on every egg you got in the freezer
47 - When having dinner, stand up and say to one of your siblings: "Due to economic problems, you will be banished from this house."
48 - When visiting your grandparents, start singing "Uuhm, you touch my tchalala!"
49 - Always say "That's so hot" with Paris Hilton accent
50 - Tell them everything you did was just to annoy them
I thank you all for the stories! Keep Updating! DO NOT GIVE UP!
(used to be MehhPerson)
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