Call me Esz! I live in California but one day I'll travel the world!
I love to read when I'm bored; so everyday! I'm almost 15 and in high school. :/

I've read a lot of books: PJO/HoO, HP, THG, Midnighters, TimeRiders, and etc.
Currently reading: The Mortal Instruments and Artemis Fowl. (GREAT BOOK BY THE WAY)
I'm mostly stick to PJO/HoO though.
Daughter of Hades, here. :P

My Purpose: For being here? To get better at writing and do some reading. There are a lot of awesome fanfictions here.

PJOs/HoO's Pledge!
(my improvised version)

I promise to remember
Percy whenever I'm at the sea,
I promise to remember
Annabeth when a spider comes at me,
I promise to remember
to protect the nature for Grover's sake of course,
I promise to remember
Luke when my heart fills with remorse,
I promise to remember
Chiron when a sign says, "Free Pony Ride",
I promise to remember
Tyson when a friend stays by my side,
I promise to remember
Thalia when I see someone who's afraid of heights,
I promise to remember
Clarisse when someone gives me a fright,
I promise to remember
Bianca when I see someone scolding at their younger brother,
I promise to remember
Nico when I see someone who doesn't get along with others,
I promise to remember
Zoe whenever I stare at the stars,
I promise to remember
Rachael when a limo passes by my car,
I promise to remember
The Stoll Brothers whenever my home is beginning to feel unsettle,
I promise to remember
Beckendorf whenever I see someone working with metal,
I promise to remember
Michael when I see a smile that gleams,
I promise to remember
Silena whenever someone takes one for the team,
I promise to remember
Blackjack when a horse doesn't like stables and zoo's,
I promise to remember
Will whenever someone heals my bruise,
I promise to remember
Jason when I see something fly without wings,
I promise to remember
Piper when someone says 'looks aren't everything',
I promise to remember
Leo when someone works and plays with a piece of wire,
I promise to remember
Frank when a kid winces at the sight of fire,
I promise to remember
Hazel whenever I see something shiny like gold,
I promise to remember
Reyna whenever someone is being brave and bold,
I promise to remember
the Greeks whenever I see a group of three,
I promise to remember
the Romans whenever hard work is guarantee,
I promise to remember
those lost in The Battle of the Labyrinth whenever I see a maze,
And I promise to remember
those who died in The Battle of Manhattan whenever I see a cloth in flames!

YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
TOTAL: 14

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the shopping center.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewellery.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of every thing.
TOTAL:5

I'm not that worried but just a little about that because I'm a girl... (you can copy and paste! Feel free!)

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

-You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

-There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

-Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

-When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

-You burn food to see if it smells good.

-You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

-Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

-You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

-You sometimes try to control water.

-You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

-You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

-Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.

-You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat.

-You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video
games.

-Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is
a Camp shirt.

-You are a PJO character for Halloween.

-Recite lines randomly from the books. (All the time! Just ask my sister!)

-When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it
was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it. (All the time!Yeah!)

-Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

-You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.

-You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

-You have dreams about PJO characters/events (I always dream about me being a demigod!).

-You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

-That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

-In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"

-You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

-When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"

-You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

-You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies

-And when you flunk said test, you blame Athena's irritation on Percabeth.

These all cracked me up and I had to copy and paste them... feel free to do the same!!!!!:)

If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name:

Shorty/Kris
KG/Lizzy
Wisegirl101/Lindsay
WiseOne27
SeaweedBrain013/Sebz
CloudyAlore/Faye
XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells
xXthe shadow huntressxX
annapercy1
Hula
The New Ace of Spies
7Cerberus7
Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor
AthenaPersephone14
Laserfire
PoseidonChick101
ArabellaVioletGray
AnnabethIsTheBest
Chocolate2-7Obsession
ChameleonZ
anonymousreader666
MehhPerson

Ways to Annoy Your Parents

Please note: USE AT YOUR OWN RISK! Please do not sue me when your parents hand out your punishment for using this.

1 - Follow them all the time

2 - Say "Muu" when they call you

3 - Pretend you got amnesia

4 - Keep walking backwards

5 - Run all over the house with a light bulb in your hand and saying "The Sun! It's dying!"

6 - Play thumb war with yourself and when you're parents ask what's going on, you say, "My right thumb is losing to my left thumb." Go back to your war and then say, "Lefty, you cheater!"

7 - Sing out loud while you run all over the house wearing only underwear

8 - Say that wearing clothes is against your religion

9 - Stay in front of them at four in the morning and with a big smile in the face say "Good morning, sunshine!"

10 - Run in circles

11 - Recite a whole movie. Three times.

12 - Pretend you're fighting yourself. Lose.

13 - Pull somebody's hair and scream "DNA!"

14 - Wear a T-Shirt that reads "I'm Retarded!"

15 - Wear jeans on your heads, a t-shirt on your waist and say it's a new fashion concept

16 - Try to find another way to drink something in a glass

17 - Glue your finger on your nose with Super Glue

18 - Talk to a pen

19 - Have imaginary friends. Talk to them all the time.

20 - Pretend you're a viking

21 - Try to climb on the walls

22 - Scream really loud "WHERE-IS-MY-MOTHER!?"

23 - Put an ice-cream cone on your forehead and say you're a beautiful unicorn

24 - Do what they tell you to

25 - Stay turning the lights on and off and after 5min say "ooh! I get it now..."

26 - Eat non-eatable things.

27 - Sit in front of the fan with your arms wide open and sing "I believe I can fly!!"

28 - Hold their hands and say "I see dead people..."

29 - When taking a shower, scream "I'm drowning!"

30 - Chase an imaginary tail

31 - Demand your own telephone number

32 - Scream "Lie!" for everything they say

33 - Pretend you're 268 years old

34 - Stay upside down in your closet

35 - Talk to a banana, and say, "Hello? Hello? Answer Me!!"

36 - Try to swim on the ground

37 - Knock on their door all night

38 - Pretend you have multiple personalities

39 - Deny everything they say before they finish saying and say "What? Why? Are you trying to find a reason to punish me?". Take a long breath, blink three times and say "Can I help you?"

40 - Ask "What?" for everything they say and pretend you don't understand

41 - Look at you father for some time and then say "I'M USING NEW SOCKS!"

42 - Always repeat "What would give you that idea?"

43 - When your mother start talking to you, say "Lo siento, No hablo Inglés"

44 - Tell them you have a very important secret that you can't tell to anyone, they'll insist on you to tell the secret, then you whisper "I'm Spiderman/Catwoman!"

45 - Stay looking at nowhere for some time and quickly look at your parents with a scared expression and say "Did you feel/see that?!" (their expression was priceless!)

46 - Write "Will you really eat this little bird?"/"Eggs are friends, not food!" on every egg you got in the freezer

47 - When having dinner, stand up and say to one of your siblings: "Due to economic problems, you will be banished from this house."

48 - When visiting your grandparents, start singing "Uuhm, you touch my tchalala!"

49 - Always say "That's so hot" with Paris Hilton accent

50 - Tell them everything you did was just to annoy them

I thank you all for the stories! Keep Updating! DO NOT GIVE UP!

(used to be MehhPerson)